Saturday, February 28, 2015

Sid at WM

"Scott, idea for WrestleMania - Brock defeats Reigns. Suddenly Sid RETURNS OUTTANOWHERE and comes runs to check on Reigns. Heyman challenges Sid on Brock's behalf. Reigns tells him to take it. Sid squashes Brock. Reigns goes to congratulate Sid, who POWER BOMBS him for grins. Then, billions  of dollars are made with the Master and Ruler of the World."

Down voted for suggesting that anyone could draw money based on something involving Roman Reigns.

45 comments:

  1. Then Sid cuts Reigns' hair with a pair of scissors.

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  2. Then Sid mops up all of the tears Reigns shed with a squeegee.

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  3. But it's the source of all his mediocrity!

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  4. I'd mark, not gonna lie.

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  5. Extant1979 - Extreme SuperstarFebruary 28, 2015 at 5:17 PM

    I mean, why not? Very little else is working, right?

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  6. I have two way better ideas:

    1. The Mountie RETURNS OUTTANOWHERE!!! He shocks Brock with the shock stick, then he has an announcement that is going to shock the world because he also brought the SHOCKMASTER! Sadly, the repackaged Cody Rhodes falls down while bursting through a wall.

    2. Marty Jannetty RETURNS OUTTANOWHERE!!! He hits Brock with the Rocker Dropper, then yells that he's going to ROCK BROCK ROCK ROCK AND HE DON'T STOP! We then get weeks of TV where he has to choose between the title shot, and a bottle of Jim Beam being offered up by Paul Heyman.

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  7. MaffewOfBotchamaniaFebruary 28, 2015 at 5:27 PM

    I said DID YOU BRING YOUR SCISSORS

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  8. MaffewOfBotchamaniaFebruary 28, 2015 at 5:27 PM

    Sid's promos > Reigns promos

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  9. CruelConnectionNumber2February 28, 2015 at 5:33 PM

    Sid looked like shit on Raw a couple years back. Brock wouldn't work with some broken down no-talent hack.

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  10. The sense of humor on this guy...

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  11. CruelConnectionNumber2February 28, 2015 at 5:33 PM

    "THAT's MEAT! FROM THE WWF! WE ALL READ ON THE INTERNET WHAT HAPPENED UP THERE!" (fans flip to Raw)

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  12. Ironic that Sid destroyed the barbershop and THEN needed help from a barbershop just a year later. swerve!

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  13. Cause Sid has half the brain that Reigns does.

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  14. Hey, Shawn didn't draw money either, and his career ended up being just fine.

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  15. This happens in New York City with Vladimir sitting front and center, I'm all for it.

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  16. Half-joking:

    At the last minute, Reigns is replaced by Shawn Michaels.

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  17. Both of these ideas are better than Reigns. Seriously.

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  18. MaffewOfBotchamaniaFebruary 28, 2015 at 6:46 PM

    No, I said DID YOU BRING YOUR SCISSORS

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  19. I love Sid RAW/PPV reviews on twitter. He is very insightful.

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  20. Then Arn does a run in to make the save for Reigns. Scissors be damned!

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  21. At least Sid doesn't need two other guys to help him powerbomb somebody (or have any charisma).

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  22. If we're fantasy booking with old farts here, I want Scott Steiner.

    Paul Heyman... he's FAT. I got a 66 2/3 chance of winning, cause Brock Lesnar KNOWS he can't beat me. I'M DOIN HIM AN EGG.

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  23. As long as Sid doesnt break his leg again and have it look like a muppet bent backwards im fine by this.

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  24. GETTT MY BAAHHHHGGGSS.......HEH?!!!

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  25. Was he kidding? If not someone needs to ban him.

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  26. Does Roman Regins use a exposing camera at the June PPV to beat Sid?

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  27. Can the main event of Maina be Hulk Hogan talking for 45 minutes?

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  28. Did Michael Xaiver replace his Hogan bias with a Sid bias?

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  29. Idea 1 wins for many reasons. Just to name a few:


    - The Mountie always gets his man.
    - He's handsome, brave and strong.
    - He enforces the law. Paul Heyman does not.

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  30. Can Sid even run after that busted leg? That was one of the sickest things I've ever seen.

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  31. Lol. Brock would work with ME as long as the check cleared.

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  32. Dude, fuck the Amazon. That head bite was some BS.

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  33. Hasn't he been running in his soft ball games?

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  34. Scott, through sheer force of will you have turned me around on the Roman Reigns hate posts. I laughed out loud when I read this!!

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  35. Battle Kat LitterMarch 1, 2015 at 1:08 AM

    It never Reigns but it pours

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  36. Dirty_Dave_DelaneyMarch 1, 2015 at 5:00 AM

    But does Sid accidentally shit in his tights during the match?

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  37. Dirty_Dave_DelaneyMarch 1, 2015 at 5:04 AM

    Also for this idea we definitely need Kevin Nash on commentary shoot Thunder style!

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  38. F'N Body Slams - Dan SelbyMarch 1, 2015 at 5:46 AM

    Is he even on there? I heard there were a few fakes

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  39. YankeesHoganTripleHFanMarch 1, 2015 at 7:33 AM

    It's raining out today. On that note..I am inspired by the legendary poet Hilary Duff:
    Let the Reigns fall down fall down, and kill smarks dreams
    Let him wash away smarks sanity
    Cause there will be no Bryan
    and the smarks will scream
    Let the Reigns fall down
    Also triple H and sting

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  40. This is just tremendous

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  41. I forgot what match in which that supposedly happened. Info?

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  42. The Amazing GamecockMarch 1, 2015 at 8:49 AM

    This is what happens:

    Brock has Reigns dead to rights after nefarious cheating by Heyman. Brock throughout the course of the match makes it clear he wants to beat Reigns on his own.

    Brock goes for the kill, but Ambrose flies down and tries to take out Brock. Brock scouts it, Reigns misses a spear, but Brock gets the F5 and wins. Suddenly Rollins comes down and the three jump Lesnar.

    Rollins cashes in his briefcase and wins. HHH comes down, they all hug, and Shield is now reunited and heel again. HHH comes down and they all hug.

    Cena and Orton come down to even the odds but they are defeated with help of the stooges, Kane and Show.

    Suddenly Sting, who defeated HHH earlier appears with Taker on stage. Vince comes out behind them, and orders the two to attack.

    Vince follows them, but everyone turns around and points at Vince.

    Vince looks perplexed. They all jump Vince. Sting and Taker create a portal with their magical powers.

    Through the portal steps Stone Cold Steve Austin. He stuns Vince and drags him through the portal.

    Vince is never heard from again. WWE profits skyrocket. Bray Wyatt becomes the next big megastar, appearing on Dancing with the Stars 7 times.

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