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The Greatest Explanation of the 2015 Royal Rumble I have Ever Seen

All I have to say is watch this video to get the real scoop of what happened backstage at the 2015 Rumble


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  1. Art "AllAmericanBoy" VandelayFebruary 18, 2015 at 9:07 PM

    YEEEEEES!

    "We took their anger very seriously. We have to fix this with the 29th entrant. Has to be a fan favorite. Better send out the Big Show. Big Show! How they hate him!"

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  2. That is so brilliant.

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  3. Short, nasty beard man ninja kick bullshit forever.

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  4. A winner is this guy.

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  5. The greatest video in the history of this business.

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  6. Art "AllAmericanBoy" VandelayFebruary 18, 2015 at 9:12 PM

    "LOL send out Goldust. Shattered dreams. This is for Batista!"

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  7. "Roman & Rock dump Rusev and Philly shits on all of it"


    "Did he point at the logo?"


    "Of course! Why not?"


    This is gold

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  8. Art "AllAmericanBoy" VandelayFebruary 18, 2015 at 9:13 PM

    Bayless. There are no words man.

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  9. This is the greatest thing I have seen in a long time.

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  10. Art "AllAmericanBoy" VandelayFebruary 18, 2015 at 9:14 PM

    Easily the funniest thing I've seen since that guy destroying his house over the 2013 Rumble and this trumps that.

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  11. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©February 18, 2015 at 9:14 PM

    That laugh is infectious.

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  12. As good as that was, the Grado Goldberg video is still tops for me. I've watched that thing like 12 times today.

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  13. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©February 18, 2015 at 9:15 PM

    Didn't he do the same thing a year later?

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  14. Art "AllAmericanBoy" VandelayFebruary 18, 2015 at 9:16 PM

    I think so. Hopefully this video gets a sequel. Can't wait for the fast lane version!

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  15. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©February 18, 2015 at 9:17 PM

    Man, I have to watch this again.

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  16. Couple minutes later, out comes Roman Reigns, green as turtle shit. Roman Reigns! Vince tells the ref Roman looks tired already, let him nap in the corner for a while."

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  17. This is magical.

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  18. Art "AllAmericanBoy" VandelayFebruary 18, 2015 at 9:19 PM

    I think his laugh after Roman Reigns is my favorite one.

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  19. Art "AllAmericanBoy" VandelayFebruary 18, 2015 at 9:20 PM

    Maybe his laugh after he mentions Rock is the best because he leans back into the laugh. He uses his posture to channel that laugh. My god.

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  20. It's so good that if you told me this is what he is actually saying, I'd believe it.

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  21. I never could understand Ivan Putski promos :(


    You'd think these guys would pull for Rusev.

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  22. Crikey Mate Down Under AussieFebruary 18, 2015 at 9:31 PM

    Amazing.

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  23. This is a million times funnier than those stupid "Hitler reacts to [insert stupid thing here]" videos.

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  24. This wins the internet until, what, 2023 or so?

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  25. I love this so much

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  26. I still Liked them from Rumble last year lol

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  27. I'm sure this footage has been used with any number of subtitles, but this is my first experience of it, and this was the funniest thing I have seen in months.

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  28. All that could have improved this bit is if he'd said "Howboutit?"

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  29. "hes kinda skimping on the cashews a little bit"

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  30. The singlet Bull Dempsey wears is probably my least favorite type of ring attire ever.

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  31. No I expect her to keep her mouth open till I'm done.

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  32. And no knee pads? Extra awful.

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  33. Art "AllAmericanBoy" VandelayFebruary 18, 2015 at 9:58 PM

    The 1991 & 1992 Royal Rumble events are total opposites. 1991 is an awesome undercard let down by a mediocre Rumble match. 1992 has a dreadful undercard saved by a great Rumble match.


    Bushwhackers/Beverley Bros went FIFTEEN MINUTES.

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  34. Art "AllAmericanBoy" VandelayFebruary 18, 2015 at 9:59 PM

    Earthquake just walked out and Bull's look reminds me of Earthquake.

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  35. Art "AllAmericanBoy" VandelayFebruary 18, 2015 at 9:59 PM

    He's explaining the Rumble. It has subtitles.

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  36. Stranger in the AlpsFebruary 18, 2015 at 10:00 PM

    Spanish? I thought it was russian. And then I half-expected the guy to bludgeon the other guy.

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  37. Art "AllAmericanBoy" VandelayFebruary 18, 2015 at 10:00 PM

    Lol I'm stopping after this LOD/Natural Disasters match anyways to watch It's Always Sunny.

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  38. I got about 30 seconds in, realized nothing he was saying translated to the subtitles and said fuck it and came here instead.

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  39. They showed them on Classic SNL when NBC still ran them. It was crazy how these skits would begin and you would know they were duds.


    SJP has a valid excuse though. Lorne had a kid and Michael O'Donaghue died that week

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  40. I think maybe that video was made for people that laughed at "Hitler Gets Mad At"

    Which when I watched those videos all I could do was be mad that a brilliant film like Downfall was now a lame meme.

    I think I might be too old for internet.

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  41. Currently at 51% lent to me...

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  42. Art "AllAmericanBoy" VandelayFebruary 18, 2015 at 10:04 PM

    Currently at :55 morality for me.

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  43. Never liked them, the creme always seemed like some kind of weird consistency

    Now Swiss Rolls, I'd goosestep over my burning mother for a Swiss Roll

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  44. Stranger in the AlpsFebruary 18, 2015 at 10:05 PM

    Well, Marv, it looks like you can go suck a dPLEASE STAND BY

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  45. Seriously that actor was born for that part.

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  46. Art "AllAmericanBoy" VandelayFebruary 18, 2015 at 10:06 PM

    Typhoon is the only wrestler who gives Hulk Hogan & Billy Graham competition for saying brother most in promos. It sounds like Typhoon wants to say brother after every word and has to stop himself.

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  47. And holy shit, it's that exquisite rarity: a comedy video that's funnier the second time. I cried my ass off laughing. Laughed so hard I thought I was gonna have an aneurysm.


    This might legit be the funniest wrestling-related thing I have ever seen.

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  48. I remember that it *was* a show, but don't remember anything about it

    Well....I mean other than they'd always cut away to the actors that were his brain

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  49. Link, please. I'm intrigued.

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  50. That might be part of the appeal, actually.

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  51. Stranger in the AlpsFebruary 18, 2015 at 10:09 PM

    They're really good at lending out 80's wrestling shows also, that are then posted on video hosting sites.

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  52. In this day and age, is it even possible to be a good heel?

    Seems the only way for a sports entertainer to get booed now is to suck at his job.

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  53. Their stock isn't exactly rising right now, but I'm glad the Vaudevillains are sticking around. That's a really fun act.

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  54. Also, I'm really torn on what happens to Neville from here. He's coming off two tough losses and looks to have nothing left to do, so the logical next step is the big call-up. But holy cow, he's going to get lost in the shuffle so fast on the main roster, it isn't even funny.

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  55. Yeah, I feel like of all the guys in NXT, Neville is most likely going to go the Low-Ki/Kaval route with the current state of creative, and that's a fucking shame.

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  56. Someone submit this to avclub's 'Great Job, Internet'. Pure comedy gold.

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  57. That's some funny shit right there. Nice find!

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  58. Man, the production values for Kayfabe Commentaries went down the shitter, but I do like the live audience Sean Oliver added.

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  59. MetsFan4Ever looks way different than I imagined.

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  60. Holy fucking shit that was funny. I just woke up my sleeping wife from laughing so hard at this video.

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  61. Pretty much. Tbf though the iwc cheering the heels and booing the faces doesn't help. I know "omg we can liek cheer who we want d00d", however when you're cheering someone who's supposed to be getting boos, you're kind of saying "hey, you suck at your job"

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  62. "Did he point at the logo?" Lol

    This is the best thing I've ever seen. Funnier with each viewing. Just genius. The hand gestures and tone of voice when disposing of jobbers Ambrose and Ziggler. Perfect.

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  63. I like to imagine the characters on It's Always Sunny In Philly as being representative of the Philly audiences. But then I think those characters, despite being jerks and idiots, are moderately likeable and sporadically get laid.

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  64. His laugh warms my heart.

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  65. Also, his is the second best laugh in the history of everything.

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  66. I just watched at work, I peed myself slightly... totally worth it.

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  67. This was amazing

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  68. WWE neve eeally knew how to book heels well to begin with. They book all the heels as chicken shit losers. They need to bring back some monsters and cool heels with swag. WCW was the heel promotion.

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  69. That's hilarious. I had to watch it with the sound off because I'm at work but it was still fantastic.

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  70. The sound is the best part.

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  71. Heard the sound now. Tremendous.

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  72. Waaaaait a minute. Now, I don't want to blow anyone's mind here, but I don't think that's actually what this guy was saying!

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  73. 30 years ago, guys had some basic tools available - racism, threatened and implied violence against women, etc - which are off the table now. Basically, the only way for someone to be a heel is to get the name of the town they are in wrong, piss on the local sportsball team, or be arrogant. If you do too much of the latter, you will be considered "good at your job" and the crowd will cheer you. Even Rusev doesn't seem to be cheating to win, so the only reason to dislike the guy is he's Russian, proud, and arrogant?

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  74. Better send out Big Show!

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