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Wrestling vs. Porn

Hey Scott, Adam here with a topic that will definitely not be PG: if you think about it, aren't wrestling and porn pretty much the same thing? Let's look at the list.

Bodies: Many people (Vince especially) want a guy to "look like a wrestler", usually meaning someone who is at least 6'4" and juiced to the gills. In porn it's someone who has at least D-cup tits. In both cases that body did not come naturally. And in both cases I prefer a more natural athletic look. Can't be too skinny or out of shape, but can't be clearly enhanced either, has to look natural.

Selling: A chick who just screams the whole time is distracting, but one who just lays there is boring. This is a parallel to overselling/underselling.

The show: Kind of hard to explain, since while wrestling is simulated fighting and porn is pretty much actual fucking, the principles are the same. In both you have people kind of planning it out but kind of telling them to just wing it, and in both you have someone that might occasionally tell them to go home or tell them they have another few minutes.

Ratings: You can TOTALLY rate porn on the same scale you rate wrestling. It's all subjective and biased depending on how much you like the "workers" involved, but it's pretty much the same damn thing.


My question is, what's the difference between the two, besides the fact that while wrestling companies might have big money TV deals and make more money yet porn is way more popular?

​So...yeah.  This is an e-mail that happened.

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