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WWE.com RAW Preview

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2015-03-16/five-point-preview-27189287



New WWE Tag Team Developing?

Tyler Breeze and Bo Dallas have been teaming up at house shows recently and have started to go by the name of "BoBreeze."

http://wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2015/0315/591382/new-name-for-bo-dallas-and-tyler-breeze/



AAA Rey de Reyes Show Postponed

The show, which was supposed to be held yesterday, was postponed due to heavy rain. The show was going to be held in an outdoor venue and will now happen tonight in a new indoor venue. This show is also the return to Mexico for Rey Mysterio.

http://www.f4wonline.com/more/more-top-stories/118-daily-updates/41647-rey-de-reyes-postponed-due-to-storm



Also, check out the "Great WrestleMania Re-Book Series" over at Place to be Nation as they re-book WrestleMania XIX. Click on the link below and give that a view.

http://placetobenation.com/the-great-wrestlemania-re-book-wrestlemania-xix/

Comments

  1. Battle Kat LitterMarch 16, 2015 at 7:07 AM

    BoBreeze? How many heads got together to come up with that?

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  2. Dr. Turd Facts FergusonMarch 16, 2015 at 7:08 AM

    Why not team up Fandango and Breeze and call it FaBreeze?

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  3. Can we give them masks and be BoBreeze 1 and 2?

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  4. Why not Dallas Breeze?

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  5. Who is writing this fucking copy? From the Raw preview:

    "Defending the United States from yet another verbal thrashing from
    Rusev, a fired-up John Cena went after The Super Athlete with everything
    he had Monday night, locking The Hero of the Russian Federation in the STF and refusing to release the hold."

    "The Super Athlete was furious with The Ravishing Russian later that night, and she hasn’t been seen by the WWE Universe since.

    Tom Phillips tried to get an answer from Rusev regarding Lana’s whereabouts
    and the true nature of her relationship with Rusev Thursday night on the WWE App, but The Super Athlete refused to comment. Is there a rift between Lana and the United States Champion? If so, what effect will it have on Cena and Rusev’s clash at WrestleMania?"


    The Super Athlete? The Ravishing Russian? What are the qualifications for being a WWE copy writer?

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  6. They're going to have her be "missing" like how Putin is "missing" right now.

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  7. Bobby Lashley and Lash Leroux should form a tag team of disgruntled jazz drummers who try to channel their frustrations in the squared circle.

    They could be called Whiplash!!!

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  8. My guess is she's in Cleveland...with amnesia.

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  9. Because they stink

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  10. 2.



    Vince hasn't gotten behind it yet to claim it as his own "genius"

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  11. I look at Rusev and the first thing I think of is how he's such a Super Athlete.

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  12. John Madden is upset saying that Will Ferrell's stunt with spring training was disrespectful.

    Jesus Christ...it's a fun little thing that made people laugh during games that don't really matter. Lighten the fuck up.

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  13. People will bitch about everything nowadays.

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  14. Ferrell also raised over $1 million for Stand Up to Cancer, so Madden can eat shit.

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  15. Madden talks about how it's a lack of respect for the game. That's the thing, you crusty old video game mascot...it's a GAME.

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  16. Their finisher can be a Doomsday Device and they can call it "A Strong Breeze"

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  17. I thought it was quite clever. And for a great cause. Fuck madden.

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  18. Extant1979 - Extreme SuperstarMarch 16, 2015 at 7:35 AM

    Rule No. 1 in terms of taking John Madden seriously: Don't.


    Seriously, who gives a shit about being respectful of early spring training games. It's not like he did it during the World Series.

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  19. More importantly, it raised a lot of money for charity.

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  20. My guess is she's filming a shitty WWE movie right now.

    Oh guess what? She is! And of course, it's during the biggest angle in her career to date. Smart move, WWE.

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  21. It's probably an unwritten rule of baseball that you can't have something funny in a Spring training game that is used to raise money for a good cause. Baseball players, on the whole, need to get over themselves.

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  22. That's a good thing to get upset about -- ruining the integrity of Cactus League games. Fuck Madden.

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  23. That movie is going to gross somewhere between $3 and $5...you have to take her off TV in the lead up to a Wrestlemania program with the biggest star in the company for that...

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  24. If you insist on these stupid ass nicknames, then use them once and be done with it. Don't keep doing it over and over again, it just seems forced and amateurish.

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  25. Oh my god, more #branding from the professionals at Stamford: "After weeks of labyrinthine diatribes and bold proclamations, Bray Wyatt finally got his response from The Undertaker, who accepted The
    New Face of Fear’s WrestleMania challenge on last week’s Raw by setting
    Wyatt’s signature rocking chair ablaze in an eerie, supernatural
    display. The Eater of Worlds seemed pleased with himself as he surveyed
    the fiery destruction, having successfully drawn The Deadman from the shadows..."

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  26. Happy 3/16 JACKASSES

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  27. Extant1979 - Extreme SuperstarMarch 16, 2015 at 7:43 AM

    And that's the bottom line!

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  28. Out of the mouth of a more talented man, this might not sound too bad, but I can only read this shit in Michael Cole's voice and it's dreadful

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  29. Call Breeze and Dallas "TyBo" and have Xavier Woods ditch the New Day gimmick, wear a head-set, and act as a Billy Blanks-like Tae Bo instructor. As awful as it sounds it is still an improvement over the New Day or anything else those guys would be doing on the main roster.

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  30. Telling how there is zero news less than two weeks before Mania

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  31. I can't stand using multiple nicknames in a single paragraph. As Bobby said, it's forced and amateur.

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  32. It's insane that in one year they can go from one of the most anticipated manias ever to this.

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  33. Battle Kat LitterMarch 16, 2015 at 7:50 AM

    This update does get me nostalgic for my favourite tag teams from my childhood: TitoMartel, ArnBlanchard and RickSteiner.

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  34. Dr. Turd Facts FergusonMarch 16, 2015 at 7:51 AM

    I amazed at myself for coming up with that Febreeze joke on no caffeine this morning.

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  35. Aye, your one below too where Rusev is described as "Rusev", "The Hero of The RussiaN Federation" AND "The Super Athlete" in one article is horrendous.

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  36. Burt Macklin, FBIMarch 16, 2015 at 7:55 AM

    What did Will Ferrell do?

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  37. "Lukewarm" MrJustinBMarch 16, 2015 at 7:55 AM

    BoBreeze? ... That's not even a thing, is it? I think the idea of sticking two names together is to be somewhat funny with it. But... That's isn't anything.

    BoBreeze? Am I saying it wrong?

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  38. Their product is really shitty. I mean there is no other way to view it as anything else.

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  39. Just like when they took Ambrose off TV during his hot angle with Rollins and Orton off TV when "RKO OUTTA NOWHERE!" was hot.

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  40. Can you do any impressions? If so, who?

    Mine is the Nerdy Teenager from The Simpsons. I used to be able to do a good Hank Hill, too.

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  41. Burt Macklin, FBIMarch 16, 2015 at 8:00 AM

    I've got a hell of a Morgan Freeman but only when saying "Mr. Wayne"

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  42. Howard Finkel, Marv Albert, The Rock (When he is yelling), Tom Brokaw,

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  43. More shitty gimmick ideas:
    Seeing how Brad Maddox returned to house show action this weekend and is void of talent, make him the Catchphrase Guy. He can just spout off a bunch of random catchphrases during interviews and backstage.

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  44. BoD Fantasy Hockey and Basketball playoffs starting today.

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  45. It's genius!!! Bo...Breeze! LOL. Amazing! It's just so...

    Yeah, I don't get it, either. Would've been better off with Ty-Bo.

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  46. Dr. Turd Facts FergusonMarch 16, 2015 at 8:02 AM

    I can do a great impression of myself.

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  47. Playoffs? Are you kidd- playoffs? You wanna talk about playoffs?

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  48. Many heads, very few brain cells.

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  49. There's a Bo Breeze Cleaning Service in Tampa. I hope they sue WWE for billions and put them out of business.

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  50. Burt Macklin, FBIMarch 16, 2015 at 8:06 AM

    411 ranked WrestleMania 18 higher than 22, 7, 8, 28, 13, and 25.

    I'm on a warpath people.

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  51. I can do an impression of a functioning human being. But not often. I need my meds and a glass of wine or two.

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  52. Agreed. I don't get who approves this shit.

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  53. they're using a goddamn random number generator

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  54. Aw, Bayless beat me with the TyBo name. We totally should be writing this stuff. It's a travesty and tragedy that WWE hasn't hired you yet.

    For BoD Mania, I propose a triple threat match for the tag team championship. Whoever the champions are by that time vs. kbjone vs. Petuka. I will be the tag team champions. It's a triple threat, double handicap match between two ex-teammates. I think it's appropriately convoluted.

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  55. Is it really good "marketing" and "branding" to try and get over about a hundred dumb names and catchphrases at once?

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  56. Burt Macklin, FBIMarch 16, 2015 at 8:08 AM

    Even a random number generator would be more logical than this, don't slag 'em off.

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  57. fuck those RNGs and their chaos

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  58. There were a lot of good vibes after that show. I'll put it above 22, 13, and maybe in a dead heat with 25.

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  59. 22 is underrated. That was the first 'Mania I had watched since 17 and I stood up and yelled when Triple H tapped. There was a lot of crap, but I loved Edge-Foley, MITB, and the Triple Threat.

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  60. I liked Brad Maddox.

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  61. Another shitty gimmick idea:
    Call up Bull Dempsey to the main roster, make him shave his body hair and give him a costume and half-mask and call him the Egg Man. Imagine him in a white Repo Man-like mask running around throwing eggs at people with those morons on commentary and their forced laughter?
    Or if he refuses to shave, give him the gimmick of an unsanitary line cook and have JBL yell "That's gross, MAGGLE!" everytime Cole mentions his food.

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  62. Burt Macklin, FBIMarch 16, 2015 at 8:12 AM

    13 has one of the best matches ever and a really good street fight. 25 has a greatest match ever contender and several other matches in the *** area.

    22 is an insanely fun show. I just watched it the other day and loved ALL of that shit.

    18 has one big match in Rock/Hogan that I've honestly never cared for, a solid main, the best match is Taker/Flair and then just a bunch of Raw matches.

    Since 2000 18 is probably only ahead of 29 for my least favorite Mania.

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  63. BoD Mania II is already planned out. An extra-long edition of BoD RAW will be posted tonight.

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  64. That makes one of us I guess.

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  65. Battle Kat LitterMarch 16, 2015 at 8:13 AM

    I watched 18 again the other day. Was bored for the vast majority of the show.

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  66. They refuse to start the match until the crowd claps JUST LIKE THIS.

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  67. Burt Macklin, FBIMarch 16, 2015 at 8:13 AM

    I liked the way Punk said his name.

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  68. If he pauses for effect and maybe even mumbles "pause for effect" after each catchphrase attempt, he'd probably get over. I could see the dumbest catchphrase he can think of actually get over because wrestling fans are a cynical bunch.

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  69. Burt Macklin, FBIMarch 16, 2015 at 8:15 AM

    Let me have this.

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  70. Ugh. Fine. *mopes* But at least put the triple threat, double handicap match in your back pocket for future plans.

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  71. Thaddeus MountainMarch 16, 2015 at 8:15 AM

    I can do a goid enough Hank Hill/Tom Anderson and a solid Mr Burns.

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  72. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©March 16, 2015 at 8:16 AM

    I don't drink coffee, and that Febreeze joke was the first thing to pop into my head when I saw the tag name.

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  73. Peter Griffin, Patrick Warburton, Bill Cosby, Ron Swanson... and Walken... but everybody has a Walken.

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  74. Burt Macklin, FBIMarch 16, 2015 at 8:17 AM

    I just up and watched all of Season 1 of Arrested Development last night.

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  75. Goo Goo Ga Joob

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  76. They should also make Summer Rae the valet for BoBreeze and retcon her as Tyler's sister. Then she can be Summer Breeze. That would make me feel fine.

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  77. See, I feel like 13 and 25 are one match shows in many ways as perfect/great as those matches were.

    "Since 2000 18 is probably only ahead of 29 for my least favorite Mania."
    That's only because of your irrational love of 27.

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  78. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©March 16, 2015 at 8:20 AM

    If only there was a I at the beginning of Dallas. The team could have then been called TyDi.

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  79. That first idea is genius!

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  80. Dr. Turd Facts FergusonMarch 16, 2015 at 8:21 AM

    WWE really needs to take 4 jobbers and form a wacky stable based on The A-Team.

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  81. Rey de Reyes postponed? Rock Star Gary's reviews aren't! Check out RSG's review of WCW Clash of the Champions XXXI either on Scott's board:

    http://rspwfaq.boards.net/thread/234/rock-star-reflects-clash-champions

    or Danimal's blog:

    http://www.danimalcrossing.com/?p=450



    Enjoy!

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  82. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©March 16, 2015 at 8:21 AM

    The J-Team?

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  83. When I have a cold that has subsided, I can do an amazing Morgan Freeman.

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  84. Bring back Hall of Famer Mr. T!


    Then again, don't.

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  85. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©March 16, 2015 at 8:22 AM

    Every other sentence would be about his Mama.

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  86. Who would be the Walrus? (No, not John.)

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  87. I am continuing with the "asked and get booked initiative" Though.

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  88. Thea Vidale probably is available...

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  89. Burt Macklin, FBIMarch 16, 2015 at 8:25 AM

    My love of 27 isn't irrational! It makes perfect sense to us. And we're happy. And \_0___/

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  90. Shelton Benjamin and Mr. T related? I've seen worse.

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  91. Yeah, guys like R-Truth, Eric Rowan, Curtis Axel, and Zack Ryder aren't doing anything. We shall call them "TruthAxel Ro-Ryder"

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  92. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©March 16, 2015 at 8:31 AM

    Or just let him play Dr. Egg Maeruh I mean Robotnik.

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  93. Belee_Matt!_INDEED!!!March 16, 2015 at 8:31 AM

    BoBreeze: The fresh scent that smells like jobbers.

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  94. Buffalo HopscotchMarch 16, 2015 at 8:33 AM

    The greatest song in the history of ever.

    http://youtu.be/RO6JiFztJdg

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  95. Wow, John Oliver WRECKED the NCAA this week.

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  96. Buffalo HopscotchMarch 16, 2015 at 8:36 AM

    I think you mean to say that it's "eggcellent"

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  97. I think there are few organizations that deserve it more than the NCAA does.

    There seems to be a scandal in college football/basketball every month. You'd think that would mean that someone would actually do something to prevent them, but the consequences are slaps on the wrist compared to the benefits

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  98. Zach Wheeler with a torn UCL for the Mets. Will get Tommy John.

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  99. They're a bunch of greedy motherfuckers.

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  100. Man, I've never seen such a rash of pitchers getting torn up as much as I have in the past few years. Teams are not managing their players well.

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  101. Last year I had to deal with Harvey and now Wheeler.

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  102. Buffalo HopscotchMarch 16, 2015 at 8:40 AM

    The Face of Fear? Run Bray, Meng is gonna be PISSED!

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  103. Right. A nine game suspension for a guy like Jim Boeheim is nothing, and Syracuse fans and supporters will just shrug their shoulders and justify his actions. By this time next year nobody will even remember it happened.

    When hardly anything was done to address college football issues when Penn State was found to be COVERING-UP THE MOLESTATION OF CHILDREN, it was clear that nothing will change with the NCAA.

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  104. Best_in_the_WorldMarch 16, 2015 at 8:42 AM

    Jeez! They're dropping like flies already. I'd normally expect this news to emerge in, you know, early May!

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  105. well mega-posting to the BOD is stressful after all.

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  106. My status as mega-poster is noted and appreciated.

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  107. Are you sure it's not TEAM BoBreeze?

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  108. I do a pretty mean Harry Caray.


    "Hey everybody! 12 of my best friends just stopped by the booth...and they're all named Budweiser!"

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  109. Biff Kensington Has a PosseMarch 16, 2015 at 9:00 AM

    Oy vey... Tyler Breeze/Miz makes so much more sense. Gah, he's probably screwed either way.

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  110. But dude, like Joe Pa or something. He's a legend.

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  111. Doctor FunkopolisMarch 16, 2015 at 9:02 AM

    I'm not sure their strategy of wailing on their shoulders and elbows with hammers all year is really a sound one, no.

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  112. Belee_Matt!_INDEED!!!March 16, 2015 at 9:03 AM

    "The show, which was supposed to be held yesterday, was postponed due to heavy rain."


    Good idea. That would be just asking for Rey to tear a patella. Never give the lil' guy an excuse.

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  113. Not every team name needs to be a portmanteau. I know Haminal and O'Learn were huge in the 80s, but come on.

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  114. My wife has friends who went to Penn State that still insist the school did nothing wrong. Apparently even covering up child rape is excusable if it means you'll win more football games.

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  115. Classic WWE team names modernized: Janichaels, the Axe Smashers, Blancherson, The Valentine Cakes, The Dynamite Boys, NeidHart

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  116. "Valentine Cakes" sounds like a great name for a burlesque theater

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  117. Belee_Matt!_INDEED!!!March 16, 2015 at 9:05 AM

    Come on! Don't you remember when Bret Hart and Jim Neidhart teamed up to form NEIDHART?


    Wait. What?

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  118. Doctor FunkopolisMarch 16, 2015 at 9:06 AM

    But..but he's got "Beef Mode" written on his tights!

    He was pretty good at getting punched in the face in OVW. I think he's alright.

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  119. Brunz Air, SiKamala, RoWers

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  120. Yeah, and with Jimmy Hart they were JIM NEIDHART.


    Yeesh.


    That said, the Beautiful Loverboys would not have been an awful name, just not nearly as good as Midnight Express.

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  121. Belee_Matt!_INDEED!!!March 16, 2015 at 9:07 AM

    I just made this joke, jerk!


    I can't stay mad at a man with a lovely beard. We're good.

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  122. Biff Kensington Has a PosseMarch 16, 2015 at 9:08 AM

    I think the biggest problem is that more often than not, the people who wind up getting punished aren't the people involved. When a scandal emerges, whether game oriented ala the USC deal a few years ago or more serious stuff like Penn State, the people who get popped are the present players who had nothing to do with the scandal via losing bowl eligibility and the reduction of scholarships.

    Comparatively coaches and the schools are hardly ever phased.

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  123. Belee_Matt!_INDEED!!!March 16, 2015 at 9:08 AM

    Or a Little Debbie treat.

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  124. Dr. Turd Facts FergusonMarch 16, 2015 at 9:10 AM

    Dogg Ass

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  125. portmanteau? Million dollar words on a Monday morning?

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  126. Nah, just thinking about watching some matches with Alex The Pug

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  127. I'm about halfway through this show and it's been damn good. The main has awesome written all over it. Styles vs Mundo 2/3 falls.

    http://store.rfvideonow.com/downloads/fwe-xix-hennigan-vs-styles-31115-brooklyn-ny/

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  128. Who else loves Mondays?!
    Can't wait for vacation next week.

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  129. The portmanteaus almost definitely seem like a Stephanie McMahon idea. Because that's what tabloids do with famous couples, you see!

    Either that, or trying to recapture the lightning of JeriShow in the bottle because something as base as the name will surely do that on its own, amirite?

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  130. Bleauke, Martana, Big Amore...

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  131. We just had a Five Guys open up in our city today! I just tweeted a complaint about their atrocious vegetarian options (literally: vegetable toppings with no burger on a bun / cheese sandwich)!

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  132. It's kind of fitting how "Steve Austin Day" comes right before St. Patrick's Day lol

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  133. Tyler Breeze is going to be called up? Leave the memories alone; it was fun while it lasted.

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  134. JeriShow's legend lives on, much like the Brothers of Destruction. By this I mean they are legends in Vince's mind only.

    To be fair coming up with teams who work together and have a hook is hard and smashing words together is easy.

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  135. Great point. But these coaches are untouchable for a variety of reasons, especially long-term ones who a cult of personality has been build around.

    Not that Syracuse would, but imagine if the school decided to fire Boeheim. First, they would owe him a shitload of money. Second, fans and alum would go apeshit. Third, 90% of the media coverage would be "how could Syracuse do this?" as opposed to "Syracuse sets an example by getting rid of a cheater." Fourth, another school would snap him up in a heartbeat once the scandal blew over, or a TV network would hire him as an analyst.

    Look at Tim Welsh -- former head coach of Providence, gets hired to coach Hofstra. One month later he's arrested for a DUI (he was found sleeping behind the wheel at a green traffic light) and resigned before he even coached a game. Not even a year later was an analyst for ESPNU (and his ESPN.com bio mysteriously ignores his Hofstra tenure). And he wasn't even a remarkable coach.

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  136. Best_in_the_WorldMarch 16, 2015 at 9:21 AM

    In my humble opinion, Five Guys is a tad overrated. I prefer In-N-Out Burger. I like the free peanuts though.

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  137. It's a good way to finish off your Coors or Miller before St. Pat's.

    If you're drinking Coors or Miller on St. Patrick's Day, you're doing it wrong.

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  138. I don't think "Five Guys Burgers and Fries" is a place vegetarians would venture for cuisine.

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  139. Biff Kensington Has a PosseMarch 16, 2015 at 9:24 AM

    Axe Smasher would be a bitchin' name for a finishing move. And Blancherson just sounds funny as Hell.

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  140. "Lukewarm" MrJustinBMarch 16, 2015 at 9:25 AM

    Looks like someone is having a case of the Mondays.

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  141. Had In-N-Out for the first time in my life in Vegas last September. Best fast food burger I ever had. Agreed that 5G is overrated. A little to greasy for my liking.

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  142. I went to red lobster over the weekend... Wtf was with all the shellfish???

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  143. Happy 3:16

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  144. Hey, even McDonalds has vegetable patties and such! I might look into legal action.

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  145. I just sent a Friendster message to Pizza Hut because they didn't have the chicken cordon bleu I wanted!

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  146. "BoBreeze" doesn't fucking fit. It makes no sense. For a company that randomly injects 15 stupid nicknames into each piece of #content they produce, you'd think they'd understand that name portmanteaus 1) usually suck and 2) need to have some semblance of being a real word.

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  147. The original planned card for WrestleMania XIX was Angle vs. Lesnar for the WWE Title, Austin vs. Triple H for the World Title, Hogan vs. McMahon and Rock vs. Goldberg.

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  148. That attitude is everything that's wrong with society. "Someone or some business did something I disagree with, let me show my disapproval by suing them"

    I'm aware you're kidding.

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  149. Biff Kensington Has a PosseMarch 16, 2015 at 9:29 AM

    We need more classic tag team names. This nonsense with "Team ______" / Portmanteaus or just having people be billed by their names is kind of depressing. Look at the classic teams: they either had badass handles (Warriors, Bulldogs, Demolition, Outlaws, etc.) or made more innovative uses of the 'team' concept (Connection, Express, Foundation, etc.) As far as I can recall, the last really classic team that just went by the names of the two people in it was Edge & Christian.

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  150. Thaddeus MountainMarch 16, 2015 at 9:29 AM

    Shit, not in any American ones I've been to. Plus, their fries have beef drippings for "colour."

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  151. All this talk of British vegetarians and their takeover of food leaves me wanting a delicious lamb korma.

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  152. Biff Kensington Has a PosseMarch 16, 2015 at 9:29 AM

    Yeah... that would've made some bank...

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  153. Biff Kensington Has a PosseMarch 16, 2015 at 9:30 AM

    I can't believe March is already half-over. It feels like we just started this damn month.

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  154. Thaddeus MountainMarch 16, 2015 at 9:30 AM

    First day on site and I don't know exactly how I'm feeling about the job.

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  155. Dr. Turd Facts FergusonMarch 16, 2015 at 9:31 AM

    Olanderson

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  156. I assume you're pursuing legal action against McDonald's. That veg patty is about as tasty as the receipt my cat is currently enjoying.

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  157. Takeover of food! All I desire is one decent veggie burger. It's not like you can't get a veggie pizza at Pizza Hut, or a burger at McDonalds.

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  158. Thaddeus MountainMarch 16, 2015 at 9:31 AM

    Clearly you forget the greatness that was T & A.

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  159. Dr. Turd Facts FergusonMarch 16, 2015 at 9:32 AM

    Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your butt with a distraction roll up finish.

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  160. gonna sue everybody, buy a GOLDEN BOAT

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  161. Thaddeus MountainMarch 16, 2015 at 9:33 AM

    Right?! I'm not petitioning for everyone to go veg, but one option would be nice.

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  162. Biff Kensington Has a PosseMarch 16, 2015 at 9:33 AM

    Ah, yes. The ultra-rare team that was so great, it spun out its MANAGER as a star.

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  163. The original planned finish to WrestleMania XIV!

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  164. Theberzerker, #1 HUSS CHOMPIONMarch 16, 2015 at 9:33 AM

    Tyler Breeze is a great character with a good unique look, and he's really proven over the last year or so that he can work...so naturally they would bring him up as part of a lame tag team with a loser whose push they abandoned 8 months ago. Because DURRR WE MAKE MOVIEEZ.
    Hopefully it's just for the house shows, or it's just some way to introduce Breeze to Bizzaro RAW world...but I don't have my hopes up.

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  165. Carl's Jr here. Just don't go in and ask for a Hot Carl

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  166. Theberzerker, #1 HUSS CHOMPIONMarch 16, 2015 at 9:34 AM

    Austin 3:16 says I just got my win back.

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  167. That's very American of you.

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  168. Biff Kensington Has a PosseMarch 16, 2015 at 9:35 AM

    It astounds me that Creative is so bankrupt that they believe 'BoBreeze' (or even pairing him up with Bo Dallas in the first place) is a great idea. You're telling me that Tyler Breeze as the Miz's new underling/pupil in 'the A-Listers' was too damn hard to figure out?

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  169. Theberzerker, #1 HUSS CHOMPIONMarch 16, 2015 at 9:37 AM

    It's hard to introduce a guy when every Monday the boss looks at your script for 5 seconds and goes "WHO THE FUCK IS TYLER BREEZE" before getting distracted by Big Show's frying pan hands.

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  170. Amen, brother!

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  171. Biff Kensington Has a PosseMarch 16, 2015 at 9:38 AM

    I cannot begin to describe my frustration over the treatment of NXT people on the main roster. I understand that technically the minor league/major league dichotomy still exists, but you have a chance to make money off of these guys coming up: fresh faces wrestling YOUR style. Why intentionally sabotage them out of ignorance (Vince) or spite (Dunn)?

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  172. Biff Kensington Has a PosseMarch 16, 2015 at 9:39 AM

    There was a distraction roll up finish in the Flintstones movie! The Undertaker (or whoever he played) got a roll-up victory on Barney after Betty distracted him.

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  173. Worst_in_the_WorldMarch 16, 2015 at 9:39 AM

    So the only way WWE knows how to "push" anyone anymore is through comedy gimmicks that just make fun of how shitty they and pro wrestling in general are, right? It really seems like all WWE cares about anymore is putting on a parody of their own terrible show.

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  174. Theberzerker, #1 HUSS CHOMPIONMarch 16, 2015 at 9:40 AM

    To be fair, it's not like the main players themselves aren't also victims...hence Reigns getting pinned 2 weeks ago, everyone in the IC ladder match being a gigantic loser. and Big Show & Kane getting totally emasculated by Steph last week.

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  175. July 30 can't get here soon enough

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  176. In fairness, Breeze is so small that he makes Neville look normal sized for a WWE guy.

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  177. This is a fun game. Brim. Jannichaels. Chredge.

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  178. Biff Kensington Has a PosseMarch 16, 2015 at 9:41 AM

    Sweet baby Jesus, I think they're turning Bryan heel. This 'turd' bullshit from SmackDown might be sticking around moving forward; in the after-show, Bryan actually heeled up on the crowd over it. I'm one step closer to dropping the WWE main shows, I think.

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  179. To be fair, DB is actually a pretty fun heel and the fans will love him regardless.

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  180. I just realized that we had Friday the 13th, Pi Day, and the Ides of March.

    Today is 3/16...Happy Steve Austin Day, people! And tomorrow is St. Patty's. It's just one big week-long party here.

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  181. I thought he played a great shit-eating cornball.

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  182. If it goes somewhere cool, I'm all for it, they aren't going to let him progress as is so why not?

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  183. The pain of great minds is their tendency to likely think.

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  184. Mania XIX only did 550,000 buys, way down from 2002

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  185. Theberzerker, #1 HUSS CHOMPIONMarch 16, 2015 at 9:43 AM

    Bryan is a great heel, so it's not like he couldn't make it work. But is that really what the audience wants? Also, Alvarez made the comment that it looks like they were just trying to build contention within the ladder match with it more than anything else.

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  186. Team him up with Kane and call them DevilEgg.

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  187. Played my first pickup basketball game in about 3 months down at the local Y. I felt like I was playing with every stereotypical pickup game player of all time.

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  188. Dr. Turd Facts FergusonMarch 16, 2015 at 9:44 AM

    The only way I see Taker-Wyatt or Wyaker working at Wrestlemania is if The Eater of Worlds(TM) bumps for The Phenom of Death Valley(TM) like Mrs Foley Baby(TM) did in 96-98 for The Deadman(TM). The Creatures of the Night(TM) will then surely get behind The Lord of Darkness(TM)

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  189. Breeze is just a midcard guy anyway.

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  190. Yeah, but they've stopped giving what the audience wants a long time ago.

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  191. Anyone like Philip Seymour Hoffman in "Along Came Polly"?

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  192. Bill Simmons Memorial obnoxious point guard?

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  193. Breeze always struck me as the single biggest beneficiary of NXT "smoke and mirrors."

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  194. Montel Vontaveous Porter, Dutch Mantell, and Jacques Rougeau.

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  195. Burt Macklin, FBIMarch 16, 2015 at 9:48 AM

    The execution of the turd insult on SmackDown was really funny stuff. Ambrose builds up to it like he's got this killer dirt on Bryan. "Everyone backstage knows about you Bryan. They know the truth" like he's going to reveal Bryan beats Brie or something. Then he takes a dramatic pause and unleashes the turd. Great delivery too. Then he walks away with the cockiest saunter imaginable.

    Then of course Ziggler chimes in with a simple "you're a turd bro" and then that's it the show is over. I got a kick out of it.

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