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Howdy Blog O'Doomers!

The road to Wrestlemania continues tonight. I know I'm jacked! Should we have another "RAW Reunion" show before the day?

Anyway despite the apathy that some of us have for the top of the card, I'm hopeful they can get the ball rolling on the rest of these matches soon enough.

As for TV

RAW

5 NBA Games, 3 NHL...remember to check the trade deadline in the NHL to make sure the team you support hasn't been completely dismantled.

The Bachelor, The Voice, Gotham, Better Call Saul...all new episodes tonight!

Keep it clean!

Comments

  1. The best thing is watching the Monday Night Wars shows where the WWE talking heads smugly discuss all WCW's mistakes. You're watching and going "But... but that's what you guys do now!" The self-delusion and irony is delicious.

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  2. Biff Kensington Has a PosseMarch 2, 2015 at 5:01 PM

    What you eat has no bearing on getting strep, unless you shared food with someone that HAD strep throat.

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  3. Never confuse me with the facts.


    (I know, I know)

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  4. Shan't be watching Raw tonight (because it is boring and I will play not-boring videogames instead) but for those who do - Godspeed! And may Putin not kill you.

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  5. I've never had a throat this sore before. Fucking sucks.


    I honestly don't want to eat.


    Take a moment and consider the gravity of that statement.

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  6. Godspeed to you, you Mario-playing Calhoun.

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  7. You know, considering the amount of unprotected chair shots Vince has taken over the years, is it any shock that he's fucking insane?

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  8. Got an RX for antibiotics, and I always take multivitamins. Oddly enough, warm stuff doesn't feel as good as cold stuff, and the PA I saw said that's normal. Uh...so I guess that's not odd.

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  9. Biff Kensington Has a PosseMarch 2, 2015 at 5:08 PM

    It was just very prevalent in and around the school I was in. We didn't have flu outbreaks, but we had strep outbreaks like a motherfucker.

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  10. You are one enthusiastic Calhoun.

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  11. Check your email bayless

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  12. ThebrazilianpsychoMarch 2, 2015 at 5:12 PM

    She's probably the #2 draw of the company, Cain is out for a year that's gonna hurt him.

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  13. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©March 2, 2015 at 5:12 PM

    Good point.

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  14. Biff Kensington Has a PosseMarch 2, 2015 at 5:13 PM

    It amazes me that you've never had strep throat before now. You led a very sheltered (read: wonderful) existence. Strep is probably #3 on the list of common nuisances behind the flu and everyone's favorite malady, kidney stones.

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  15. Nicely done, Calhoun.

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  16. Upvoting for weeks.

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  17. I did... he reminded me of Bray Wyatt, minus the WWE-inflicted bullshit.

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  18. Biff Kensington Has a PosseMarch 2, 2015 at 5:26 PM

    I went through a three year stretch where I had strep throat seven times.

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  19. ThebrazilianpsychoMarch 2, 2015 at 5:26 PM

    He was insane before that, I'm tellin ya.

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  20. Good evening, Calhoun.

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  21. Yeah, I tried hot stuff this morning...didn't care for it. But, I appreciate your trying to help, sir. :-)


    Ok. Off for now. NOt sure if I'm going to watch Raw tonight; I may just crash out.

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  22. He's been dealing with wrestlers for all his adult life, and the only time we know he's been punched was in Montreal. I'd say the man can probably read aggressive males pretty well.

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  23. Dude...the fuck were you doing? Frenching hookers?

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  24. Lord Marv CrestoMarch 2, 2015 at 5:26 PM

    Warm honey and lemon man, I go to the doctor for nothing, lots of OJ/Grapefruit and warm honey, knock that shit out in like 2 days

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  25. Oh man, I am going to actually watch this tonight.

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  26. ThebrazilianpsychoMarch 2, 2015 at 5:27 PM

    Evening.

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  27. Lord Marv CrestoMarch 2, 2015 at 5:27 PM

    Yeah cold numbs it pretty well, I always found really hot stuff made it feel better over time

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  28. Shelton BenjaminMarch 2, 2015 at 5:27 PM

    1st nerd

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  29. Give him a few years... he'll get the pair.

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  30. Biff Kensington Has a PosseMarch 2, 2015 at 5:27 PM

    What does McMahon dream of, when he takes a little McMahon snooze? Does he dream of jobbing Ziggler, or Roman Reigns in his birthday suit? Don't you worry, Bryan's drawing power's dead, now people watch HLN on Mondays instead. And Brock's gonna give the Big Dog a rub while he buries those NXT scrubs. Oh, NXT scrubs! NXT scrubs! NXT shucky duck-a-dub scrubs...

    But if Roman Reigns fails to get over...
    Then Fuck You, he's still getting a push.

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  31. Biff Kensington Has a PosseMarch 2, 2015 at 5:27 PM

    Keep some throat lozenges with you; it helps a lot.

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  32. All I see are her legs and her shoes, and my my first thought was "skank."

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  33. Yeah, I was eating the hell out of those this morning until I realized my throat was fucking bleeding. May go back to them tonight.

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  34. Jorge SteinbrennerMarch 2, 2015 at 5:27 PM

    I'll never forget him randomly showing up as a jobber on ESPN. I think Lowrance introduced him once by saying something to the effect of "I tried to get some thoughts from him before the match, and all he said was to get his name right."

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  35. Virgil's Gimmick TableMarch 2, 2015 at 5:27 PM

    Well that goes without saying Shelton.

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  36. ThebrazilianpsychoMarch 2, 2015 at 5:27 PM

    I'm reading Machiavelli's Prince now.

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  37. That Niccolo guy was a Calhoun.

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  38. Extant1979 - Extreme SuperstarMarch 2, 2015 at 5:28 PM

    But... Jon Stewart!

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  39. I am in need of an orgasm.

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  40. Calhoun reference in 15 words or less, before I stop caring.

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  41. Biff Kensington Has a PosseMarch 2, 2015 at 5:29 PM

    The guy has basically admitted to using cocaine off and on since the 1980s. At some point his brain has to be fried, amirite?

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  42. <---- Is literally blowing off RAW to do laundry at a laundromat.

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  43. Are you related to the dearly departed Leslie Nielsen?

    He was an awesome Calhoun.

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  44. ThebrazilianpsychoMarch 2, 2015 at 5:29 PM

    Xvideos, done.

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  45. You will never have that much laundry.

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  46. I prefer a real life woman. Or an exceptionally beautiful man.

    Or an...uh...never mind.

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  47. Fabric softener that shit up, Calhoun.

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  48. No, but by the time it's done, and I stop off to grab chinese...

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  49. That's about #231 on the list of things I'd rather do than watch RAW.

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  50. No, go on. The first two are acceptable.

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  51. I found a white pubic hair in my majestic plume of ebony.

    I will call him Melvin.

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  52. I really hope Jon Stewart shows up in the first hour just so I can go get some dinner.

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  53. Meltzer on Brock's status:

    "Brock Lesnar was not backstage and is not scheduled as of right now for the show, nor was his situation with Vince McMahon settled as of the weekend."

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  54. My God, he might just tell Vince to go to hell.

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  55. I think the lesson here is not to put your title on a guy whose contract is about to expire. Did he learn nothing from Bret or Jeff Jarrett. I doubt Cena or someone would pull something like this but Brock knows ain't no love in these streets.

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  56. Coach K doesnt look so high and mighty right now


    http://espn.go.com/mens-college-basketball/story/_/id/12408702/duke-blue-devils-mike-krzyzewski-refuse-comment-rasheed-sulaimon-sexual-assault-allegations

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  57. Here is a crazy Idea Vince......strip Brock tonight, cut your losses and give us an actual CHAMPION to watch.

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  58. ThebrazilianpsychoMarch 2, 2015 at 5:49 PM

    He will then rip Vince's head at WM and eat it.

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  59. Have Rollins cash in on him

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  60. Quiet thread so far

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  61. Strip him and put together a 4 man tournament at Mania!


    Reigns
    Rollins


    Bryan
    Orton


    Winners meet in the main event for the vacant title.

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  62. ThebrazilianpsychoMarch 2, 2015 at 5:51 PM

    How is it going GM?

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  63. Upvote for stealing my idea.

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  64. Probably the same atmosphere at RAW tonight, Calhoun.

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  65. Very well. How about yourself.

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  66. Never saw your idea. I apologize.

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  67. I wonder if Vince thinks that since there's no more "competition" he doesn't have to worry about that sort of thing any more. Brock's gonna get as much as he can from everyone--Vince should have been prepared (If he isn't--I know we don't know the whole story).

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  68. Vince is so trusting and good-hearted that it's very easy to take advantage of him.

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  69. Biff Kensington Has a PosseMarch 2, 2015 at 5:54 PM

    I'm not a Duke fan, but I have a lot of respect for Coach K. The dude seems legit.

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  70. Yes, but the catch is that you have to beat him in real life.

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  71. Anyone see the latest LAPD shooting? I pretty much always side with the cops.

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  72. Wait they'd really still care about that in Mexico? I shouldn't be surprised, but I am

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  73. Hopefully it's the Allison Williams on "Girls" fashion.

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  74. Buffalo HopscotchMarch 2, 2015 at 7:09 PM

    WCW themes from the early/mid 90's are so hilariously awful looking back. Sting and the Steiners are both great. And who can forget the greatest theme music ever from Mr Wonferful.


    http://youtu.be/KXYecebCA6Y

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  75. Stranger in the AlpsMarch 2, 2015 at 7:09 PM

    I will look into this. Thank you.

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  76. CM Punk may be the last.

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  77. Jason AntoniewiczMarch 2, 2015 at 8:02 PM

    Having come around to wrestling in the early 90s, my memory of Chris Adams was at World War 3 1997 in the main event. He spent the entire time in his ring fighting by the corner-mounted camera, which was smart but hilarious at the same time. He would punch a guy, let him drift away, then work over the next person who wandered by, without ever moving himself. When he eventually got tossed, he tried to come back in the same location, but was sent back by the referees who saw him hit the floor.

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  78. But he piledrove that guy in South Africa from the apron down to the floor!!! I liked Embry, but I think it had to do with the way he fought against Akbar during the time that he was taking over WCCW...which was an awesome angle.

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  79. First guy to do a headspring in the ring!

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  80. Yeah that synth was awesome. I just wish we got more WCCW stuff!

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  81. They just cancelled all the tutorials. Only lectures running until it's resolved and NOTHING is getting graded

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  82. Virgil's Gimmick TableMarch 3, 2015 at 1:51 AM

    That's a funny mental picture, Rufus R. Jones.

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  83. Such a waste of a life.

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  84. Goddangit, they need to add more WCCW to the network.

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  85. Don't report false things

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  86. That was pretty bad ass, but I think Embry's push was the moment kayfabe broke down for me. That or Mike Von Erich's push lol.

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  87. I remember watching the angle unfold and wondering why he was defending WCCW against Akbar and the Von Erich's were nowhere to be found. Mike Von Erich was the combination of Ric Flair and Hulk Hogan compared to Chris Von Erich.

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