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Howdy Blog O'Doomers!

Another Monday night is upon us and while I admit to be more interested in the choice for late-night Network watching from the thread posters (two suggestions: Halloween Havoc 1990 or Wrestlemania XIX) we are on the road to Wrestlemania.

One thing that's caught my attention in the recent threads is the thought of Daniel Bryan turning heel. Some seem to think it would be the worst idea ever and others think it would be very good.

My thoughts are it's time for Bryan to turn. He's clearly over as a face but for me the whole act and the "Yes Movement" is starting to show signs of age to me as a viewer and I'd rather it be cut off too early than too late. You can only be the plucky underdog for so long.

But Bryan as a clean shaven wrestling and stretching machine pissing on the fans for letting him down and booing his beautiful wife is kind of interesting. From a health standpoint I think being a heel will allow him to greater utilize his mat skills and save him from taking some of the big bumps we've seen in the past few weeks. I think he's a tremendous heel, he can cut strong heel promos and I think he's a smart enough worker to figure out how to get heel heat and not become a heel that gets over like a face to the crowd.

That's me.

Tonight:

RAW

8 NBA (Chicago-Memphis looks good), 5 NHL

Conference Championship week continues in college ball.

New episodes of The Bachelor, 2 Broke Girls, The Voice, The First 48, American Dad, Better Call Saul etc. etc.

Season Premiere of Bates Motel too!

Keep it clean!



Comments

  1. The Love-Matic Grampa!March 9, 2015 at 4:36 PM

    Bryan as the Authority's clean-shaven, arm-breaking enforcer? Why not?

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  2. ThebrazilianpsychoMarch 9, 2015 at 4:40 PM

    WWE's talent meeting today was discussing the following theme: How to defend yourself when Brock Lesnar is angry?


    Vince said that in case of Lesnar getting angry offer him a battle of Coors Light and 10K, if that doesn't work bow down and scream "You are the VIKING SPACE LORD".

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  3. Turning D-Bry would be a good way to kill his heat and tell fans that they should stop caring about WWE. Being a mid-card face is better than upper-card heel....for right now

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  4. "I am a VEGAN" - one of the best heel lines ever

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  5. http://411mania.com/wrestling/wwe-news-daniel-bryan-doesnt-want-to-act-bella-twins-talk-about-not-renewing-wwe-deals-more/
    Acording to this the bellas arent renewing their contract. How awesome would that be? Call me cautiously optimistic.

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  6. ThebrazilianpsychoMarch 9, 2015 at 4:42 PM

    Veganism, ugh!

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  7. How do you turn him heel? He could set fire to a box of puppies right now and fans would cheer.

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  8. The Love-Matic Grampa!March 9, 2015 at 4:43 PM

    When the best you can muster for the biggest show of the year is a spot in the IC title schmozz...I don't know, maybe a heel turn is the answer if Brock is indeed out. Anything besides more Kane and Big Show.

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  9. The Love-Matic Grampa!March 9, 2015 at 4:44 PM

    Pull an Austin and join the Authority.

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  10. Definitely. He needs a change immediately.After losing to Reigns, he has no direction and the yes thing has run its course. It didnt need to be that way of course. But shit (vince) happens.

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  11. If you turn him heel then what are you telling his fans? I just think that's more deflating than mid-carding him.

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  12. The Love-Matic Grampa!March 9, 2015 at 4:46 PM

    Maybe, but at least it would keep him in the mix. At this point, I think he'll be lost in the shuffle while Vince tries in vain to get Roman over. Plus, he and Rollins are probably the best bet for getting more than ** out of the Samoan Superdud.

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  13. Done a million times. He would literally have to beat Austin with a 5 iron to turn the crowd against him without it being stupid and generic.

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  14. Simple. Keep portraying him as a sniveling bitch that kisses their #1 face's ass all the time

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  15. Austin has admitted many times this was a mistake because no one wanted to boo him. Same with Bryan

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  16. I am fine with the turn. Love the guy and the buildup to XXX was perfect but hopping down the aisle doing the YES thing has already run its course. Having him turn to the Authority as their wrestling machine would be ideal. He can always turn back in a year or two.

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  17. The Love-Matic Grampa!March 9, 2015 at 4:49 PM

    Not if he blames them for his failures. "It's YOUR fault I lost my title! It's YOUR fault I lost a year of my career!" and so on.

    It's not a perfect solution, but do you really want to see him trading wins with Barrett and Miz in seven-minute matches in the midcard for the next year?

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  18. They've done a good job of hurting Bryan's support among the "casual" crowd, but that doesn't mean they'd be ready to boo him. And wouldn't the (large) portion of the crowd that boos the crap out of Reigns still cheer a heel Bryan? They were still positively responding to his style at Fast Lane despite sneers in the corner, piefacing/slapping/whatever he was doing to Reigns in the corner, and coming out with more black in his gear (red with black highlights rather than with white highlights).

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  19. Burt Macklin, FBIMarch 9, 2015 at 4:50 PM

    I don't give a shit about turning but I demand a PPV match between Daniel and Seth Rollins. Do it in Chicago at Extreme Rules.

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  20. Why on earth would he align with the entity that did nothing but screw him over for months and try to end his career, ignore his recovery, not give him a title match, and continue to screw with him after returning? A heel turn is dumb enough, but this is Vince and Austin levels of idiocy.

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  21. I'm going to turn heel on you nerds.

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  22. You will get a entire rematch of the Wrestlemania card (Minus Lesnar and Sting), and you will like it.

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  23. The Love-Matic Grampa!March 9, 2015 at 4:55 PM

    I wouldn't call Austin's and Bryan's situations "apple and oranges", because it's more like peaches and nectarines: Bryan's popular, but Austin was the Most Popular Babyface In History Of Everything (Vince even said so).

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  24. Just watched the House of Hardcore PPV and seeing Rey Mysterio giving Eric Young and EC3 a 619 is weird, like i'm in seeing someone EWR game come to life.

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  25. He's the popular face on the roster. Doesn't make sense to turn him.

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  26. What else would they do? They came crawling back after a few indie stints.

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  27. It's 411. They get worked about as often as Jenna Jameson in the 1990s.

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  28. The Love-Matic Grampa!March 9, 2015 at 4:57 PM

    "If you can beat them, join them."

    Look, the ideal would be Bryan/Brock. But we're not getting that, and he's in danger of becoming another midcard geek. At least a heel turn keeps him relevant.

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  29. I could "possibly" but it had they didnt have an angle where he already turned with the Wyatt's. At this point, another turn would just make less since then everything they have done up to this......


    OH FUCK. They are going to turn Daniel.

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  30. So if I'm understanding all the discussions over the last few days, it's that you guys want more of Big Show and Kane, right?

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  31. The Love-Matic Grampa!March 9, 2015 at 4:58 PM

    Doesn't make sense that he's not in the main event against Brock. But what can you do?

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  32. If said "more" involves them going to TNA, ABSOLUTELY.

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  33. Anyone know when that talent meeting is supposed to take place? I want to hear what comes of that. I think we usually hear about the results of those when it's leaked.

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  34. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©March 9, 2015 at 4:59 PM

    What a nerd thing to do.

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  35. well........

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  36. They can be the World, TV, and Tag Champs of TNA for eternity.

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  37. What's Paul Wight and Red Demon doing in the Impact Zone, Tony!?

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  38. The way I see it anything is better than exchanging wins with the midcard loser brigade (harper, rowan, ziggler, ambrose, BNB). It's clear that they have no intention of pushing this version of Bryan ao maybe he can reinvent hinself like Jerichom

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  39. The Love-Matic Grampa!March 9, 2015 at 5:00 PM

    If for no other reason than to keep him from eclipsing Roman. I'm just worried that they'll do the lamest turn possible and STILL keep him in the midcard. At least we'll get good main events if he's the Authority's hatchet man.

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  40. "Lukewarm" MrJustinBMarch 9, 2015 at 5:00 PM

    It's the Office Worker Able!

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  41. I hope we get a blow-off of the feud between WWE management and the fans. This is really getting old.

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  42. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©March 9, 2015 at 5:00 PM

    The tree huggers of the meat world.

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  43. They could have him turn on the fan, telling them that in the end their support was meaningless for his career and only got him a broken neck so from now on he's gonna do only what benefit him, regardless of what anyone think.


    And if they keep going with Reigns he could be his first big opponent and carrying him to decent matches.



    He could also play with the crowd by bringing back saying "No ! No ! No !" to keep the yes chants alive.

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  44. Spoiler: Management wins.

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  45. *nods* Mm-hm. Mm-hm. I know exactly what you're saying. It can only be...


    Big Show vs. Kane in a 1-hour Iron Man Match!

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  46. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©March 9, 2015 at 5:02 PM

    LOL.

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  47. as long as the feud is over it doesn't matter. I'll gladly do the j-o-b

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  48. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©March 9, 2015 at 5:02 PM

    The ultimate blow off to the feud.

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  49. I mean, it's the only LOGICAL conclusion, right?

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  50. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©March 9, 2015 at 5:03 PM

    :lays down for the pin:
    Hey Vince, did I do a good job for ya?

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  51. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©March 9, 2015 at 5:03 PM

    It's the only way to kill the fans excitement.

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  52. Catering to the crowd while playing a heel? Idiot.


    - Levesque

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  53. With Big Show & Kane now having the same basic moveset, same character and same motivations. Why are they not just a full time tag team? That way we get both of them in one match rather spreading them out over two.

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  54. Well they got it from the Total Divas. Wait ... that makes it worse doesn't it?

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  55. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©March 9, 2015 at 5:04 PM

    Plus, they were always fun as a tag team.

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  56. The Love-Matic Grampa!March 9, 2015 at 5:05 PM

    Seriously, do you ever listen to the stuff that comes out of your mouth?

    - Steph

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  57. "Lukewarm" MrJustinBMarch 9, 2015 at 5:06 PM

    Hold your horses everyone! Forget your D-Bry turn. WWE had finally heard their fans and find a way to get you, the viewers excited for WWE programming. It's official! At Wrestlemania this year, a Divas tag match!

    You heard right!

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  58. Haven't they been a tag team before? I honestly can't remember. I know both of them have been in various tag teams combinations in the past, but can't remember if they've ever been together.


    And honestly? If they fed them to The Ascension with a proper "squash the monster" match to get them over? I might be okay with that.

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  59. Open yours and start sucking.


    -Me

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  60. What more can they talk about? Everything they've complained about has been discussed ad nauseam and fallen on deaf ears.

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  61. Of course you would advocate D-Bry turning heel

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  62. As a clean shaven wrestling and stretching machine pissing on the fans for letting him down, Bryan will be back to making occasional appearances on Superstars and nothing more within six months.

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  63. Right, i forgot that heels are supposed to get heat without cheating, acknowledging the the crowd or doing naything remotely interesting. Then back to the chinlock i guess.

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  64. http://i.imgur.com/dFT5R1U.gif

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  65. "According to reports there has been mixed reactions." They like saying that line.

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  66. It'd be a heck of a way to end the feud.


    And clear up that bothersome problem of WWE still being in business.

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  67. The Love-Matic Grampa!March 9, 2015 at 5:08 PM

    You want Stephanie McMahon to perform fellatio on you, is what you're saying.

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  68. They're already teasing the tag team split (because the world NEEDS to see Kane vs Big Show...JAYZUS!) before they've bothered to actually be a tag team.

    World record, WWE Creative! Good job! :(

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  69. At least it's not a "throw enjoy diva together into a random match" match

    It's 4 divas, all of whom are over and have a storyline. it's an improvement.

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  70. Bailey & Charlotte vs Sasha & Becky Lynch ?

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  71. It's hard to appreciate the size of Nikki's breasts until you see them in person.

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  72. Pretty sure the world has already seen Big Show vs Kane 10x previously.
    On behalf of the world, we don't need to see it again, Thanks.

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  73. Don't they have a big talent meeting like this every year before Wrestlemania, to you know, arrange stuff for Wrestlemania?

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  74. 2012 heel Bryan is lines gold.
    "While you were all watching the Super Bowl, I went on a nature walk!"

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  75. "Lukewarm" MrJustinBMarch 9, 2015 at 5:11 PM

    Paige/AJ vs Bella's, even better!

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  76. The Love-Matic Grampa!March 9, 2015 at 5:12 PM

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2kgjilRSOg

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  77. Looking forward to a good old Vince McMahon Oklahoma frat parody!

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  78. "Well guys, I guess we should FINALLY decide what we'll do about this big show we're putting on, eh?"

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  79. He has a knack of making crap work though.

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  80. They were tag team in the lead up to See No Evil.

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  81. Bellas vs Trish and Snooki.

    Wrestlemania Cartwheel Moments!

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  82. Burt Macklin, FBIMarch 9, 2015 at 5:13 PM

    I don't know if Bryan can just reinvent himself like Jericho did. Not many could. Bryan is tremendous but Jericho was really creative and mindful of his character always.

    Bryan just said YES long enough until people got behind it.

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  83. ThebrazilianpsychoMarch 9, 2015 at 5:13 PM

    I think I'm gonna Watch Animal House this week. Makes sense since I'm coming back t college on monday.

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  84. Breaking news! Aj and Paige vs the Bellas is official at....... wrestlemania!!!!!!

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  85. >My thoughts are it's time for Bryan to turn. He's clearly over as a face but for me the whole act and the "Yes Movement" is starting to show signs of age to me as a viewer and I'd rather it be cut off too early than too late. You can only be the plucky underdog for so long.

    It only feels like its showing signs of age because the company is clearly not behind him anymore and have basically told fans to not get behind him as hard.

    >But Bryan as a clean shaven wrestling and stretching machine pissing on the fans for letting him down and booing his beautiful wife is kind of interesting.


    Yes, because turning the one guy the fans have a real connection to is a great idea! It worked wonders when they tried it with Daniel Wyatt.


    >From a health standpoint I think being a heel will allow him to greater utilize his mat skills and save him from taking some of the big bumps we've seen in the past few weeks.


    Not really. He'd have to take a bunch of bumps to feed comebacks, etc.

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  86. Normally I would put a warning for spoilers but no one cares.

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  87. Looks like I'll be unzipping.

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  88. How about her turd cutter? Is is even better live?

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  89. Not if he's not given the time to get it over

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  90. WWE announced it themselves, so there's nothing to spoil.

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  91. Another week, another Last Week Tonight with John Oliver. Still the best show on TV.

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  92. I want to find a laughing clip on YouTube for Vince's response.

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  93. "Lukewarm" MrJustinBMarch 9, 2015 at 5:16 PM

    How far you steal my fire!

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  94. She pushes their head into breasts the size of frying pans!

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  95. I will summon the heel promo power of Nick Bockwinkel and the overselling of the Honky Tonk Man to be *positive* this feuds blows off huge.

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  96. if Bryan plays it right, he could turn into the ECW Foley "anti-hardcore" or Punk straight-edge type heel - totally playing up the clean/former vegan, moral superiority bit, talking down to the fans/everyone else, or he could go the 1997 Bret route and start being entitled and whiny. Either way, he could make it REALLY work and be awesome. Problem is whether WWE will then do anything with.

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  97. Stop trying to ruin my dig at the bellas.

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  98. That should boost the workrate and put butts in seats..


    ..and by "workrate", I mean increase concession sales and by putting "butts in seats", I mean toilet seats.

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  99. Bryan just needs to stay in shape and wait for Lex er Roman to fail.

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  100. Why isn't there a WM Main Event of Kane vs. the Big Show, 4 hour Iron Man match?

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  101. we get Show and Kane on the card whether we like it or not. This way, they only take up 15 minutes of airtime and stink up one match, rather than doubling the damage.

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  102. "Lukewarm" MrJustinBMarch 9, 2015 at 5:19 PM

    It's planned for next year.

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  103. Nah. It began though as a kurt angle like over celebratory thing. Plus the hugging, plus the vegan amd michael cole stuff. He wasnt always just yes yes yes.

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  104. Shelton BenjaminMarch 9, 2015 at 5:19 PM

    antagonist nerd

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  105. they haven't turned on each other/made up enough times to properly set it up.

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  106. They can't do that because they already are doing it with half the male roster.

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  107. Everything Stephanie does away from kayfabe seems so disingenuous, robotic, and manufactured. Vince McMahon, even in his insanity, always seems at least genuine.

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  108. I just clicked on your name ans read your comments. So sorry about that. Didnt mean it. Important news like that should be repeated.

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  109. FINGER LICKING OR DONT EVEN SHOW UP

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  110. but obsessed about running a company rather than a state in New England.

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  111. He would though. Time was never his problem. Him not looking like Roman Reigns was.

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  112. I agree.. Comedy Central really dropped the ball on him. Right after his guest host stint, they should have given him a guaranteed contract to take over after Jon eventually left. Now they are kinda screwed.

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  113. She has potential. Unloading on Cena last Monday was OK.

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  114. The Love-Matic Grampa!March 9, 2015 at 5:23 PM

    I think we need to accept that the heel turn is inevitable. I mean, he's already admitted that he's a loser with no heart who doesn't deserve to fight for the title at Wrestlemania (because that's what all top babyfaces do, right?), so at this point a heel turn would be a step up. So since it's likely to happen anyway, why not put him in a position where (at the very least) he can make the Reigns push more bearable by carrying him? Or do you really want EVEN MORE Kane and Big Show. Because that is what's on the horizon.

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  115. If they were serious, Vince would have run.


    WASHINGTON IS OUT OF CONTROL, PAL! SEND ME TO CONGRESS AND I'LL PUT A BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK BODY DROP ON OUT OF CONTROL FEDERAL SPENDING! ONE... TWO... OBAMAGOTUSnohedidn't


    MCMAHON FOR SENATE: WHAT A MANEUVER FOR CONNECTICUT!

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  116. Below is the current predicted card for Wrestlemania, not a horrible card and certainly not the worst, but it doesn't feel like a big deal and I've realised why. Apart from the US Title & tag title matches, I don't care who wins the actual matches. They may be great or terrible but they haven't given me a reason to care about the winners.

    WWE Title
    Brock Lesnar Vs Roman Reigns

    The Undertaker Vs Bray Wyatt

    Sting Vs HHH

    Intercontinetal Title Ladder Match
    Barrett vs R-Truth vs Dean Ambrose vs Luke Harper vs Dolph Ziggler vs Daniel Bryan

    US Title Match
    John Cena vs Rusev

    Randy Orton vs Seth Rollins

    Goldust vs Stardust

    AJ Lee/Paige Vs The Bellas

    WWE Tag Title Match
    Usos Vs Tyson Kidd/Cesaro

    Andre The Giant Battle Royale

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  117. I just had a crazy dream of Paige getting blindsided at Mania, and Mickie James taking her place with AJ.

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  118. No, what's on the horizon if Bryan turns is a feud with whichever of Show and Kane turns face next.

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  119. "Lukewarm" MrJustinBMarch 9, 2015 at 5:25 PM

    Heh heh.

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  120. THEY'RE VOTING IN DROVES MAGGLE!

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  121. When I have crazy dreams featuring Paige, AJ & Mickie James, they're a lot more fun....

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  122. How is no one talking about Wiz Khalifa in the first 100+ comments tonight?

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  123. They should save that for a special commercial free Raw.
    SMELL THE RATINGS

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  124. Bryan should turn heel so that finally everyone on the roster gets zero or mixed reaction .

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  125. Yeah, but Paige just seems like she.....wouldn't belong.

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  126. The Love-Matic Grampa!March 9, 2015 at 5:28 PM

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoMgnJDXd3k

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  127. You haven't lived until you've seen a 90 minute bearhug.

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  128. Daniel Bryan Hell turn:


    Have him lose to Ziggler. He shakes his hand, then chop blocks him from behind and 'break his leg' Angle style. He then does that to a few more jobbers. He refuses to do the YES chant, calling the crowd losers and how he is doing it for himself now.


    Have him snog Brie in the middle of ring, saying how she is much better looking than anyone else in the crowd/WWE. Have him wear sunglasses and say he is rich now.


    It won't work, but it may be fun!

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  129. Paige seems like she'd be up for the craziest shit.

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  130. 100,000 upvotes.

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  131. OH FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THAT.

    Chess anyone?

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  132. Wiz Khalifa's Twitter since the Amber Rose divorce has been hilarious. His official page looks more like a Wiz Khalifa parody account with all of the lame life advice cliches and shit.

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  133. The Love-Matic Grampa!March 9, 2015 at 5:33 PM

    Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

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  134. I don't really find Paige that attractive, but she definitely has a "I'll let you do anything to me" vibe about her.

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  135. Biff Kensington Has a PosseMarch 9, 2015 at 5:36 PM

    I firmly believe Bryan could succeed at most everything he tries. The problem being, the WWE needs people that make fans give a crap.

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  136. cabspaintedyellowMarch 9, 2015 at 5:36 PM

    Botchamania is still the best in THIS BUSINESS:

    http://botchamania.com/botchamania-269/

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  137. The Love-Matic Grampa!March 9, 2015 at 5:36 PM

    That's actually not a bad card...for Summerslam. A bit underwhelming for the biggest show of the year, though. I mean, there's little at stake, no real drama aside from how bad the crowd will turn on the show, and while a few matches have potential, the main events will likely cancel all that out.

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  138. Bryan turning heel...in the words of Samir Nahgonnaworkhereanymore, "This is horrible, this idea."

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  139. Biff Kensington Has a PosseMarch 9, 2015 at 5:37 PM

    Where has all this Bryan heel turn talk come from?

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  140. cabspaintedyellowMarch 9, 2015 at 5:38 PM

    Man, fuck that card.


    I'd be shocked if anything but the top 3 matches got any more than 7 minutes. The ladder match make get 15.

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  141. I have no idea, I think someone just wanted to talk about it.

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  142. Biff Kensington Has a PosseMarch 9, 2015 at 5:38 PM

    Wiz Khalifa sounds like a name straight out of the Dolph Ziggler Memorial Creative Name Generator.

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  143. cabspaintedyellowMarch 9, 2015 at 5:38 PM

    So apparently Lesnar/Reigns is only the fifth 5th WWE Championship match on PPV since WrestleMania 21 to not feature Cena, Orton, HHH or Punk.

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  144. Wow, the Russos and Channing Tatum are doing their own Ghostbusters movie.

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  145. If there's still a vote for the PPV for tonight, Havoc 90 is an awesome card with really good tag team action - Doom/Horsemen and Steiners/Nasties, and plus it's fun to watch Sid in a main event role.

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  146. Biff Kensington Has a PosseMarch 9, 2015 at 5:39 PM

    Short of using a distraction roll up finish to move the U.S. Title onto Curtis Axel and make Rusev look like an idiot, I can't imagine them doing something more asinine and backwards than turning Bryan heel.

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  147. Problem is they have hogan, er, Cena to swoop in.

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  148. cabspaintedyellowMarch 9, 2015 at 5:40 PM

    Slimer on a pole match, or GTFO.

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  149. The Love-Matic Grampa!March 9, 2015 at 5:40 PM

    Vince: OH YE OF LITTLE FAITH!

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  150. I like how Kanye is trying to paint her as some sort of villain for pointing out how gross it is that Kim's sister is dating a grown man.

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  151. Biff Kensington Has a PosseMarch 9, 2015 at 5:40 PM

    Reverse psychology, old man! Do your worst, you only hurt yourself in the end!

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  152. Biff Kensington Has a PosseMarch 9, 2015 at 5:41 PM

    Wow, Shots Fired at poor Summerslam lol

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  153. Finishing the end of Fall Brawl 94. When Bobby Heenan says "Bunkhouse Buck is here to..." I can't help but think of Kill Bill.

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  154. The Love-Matic Grampa!March 9, 2015 at 5:41 PM

    Vince: Remember Adorable Adrian? Well, get ready for Dandy Daniel!

    Patterson: I like it!

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  155. Biff Kensington Has a PosseMarch 9, 2015 at 5:42 PM

    NO MOAR. NO MOAR!

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  156. Biff Kensington Has a PosseMarch 9, 2015 at 5:42 PM

    PPV tonight? People boycotting Raw for a classic show?

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  157. Oh sweet Jesus please let Pittsburgh be the same kind of crowd they were for Rumble 2014 and continue the Newark momentum...that'd be amusing.

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  158. Biff Kensington Has a PosseMarch 9, 2015 at 5:44 PM

    ... And they wonder why things are staler than shit right now. Holy balls...

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  159. The Love-Matic Grampa!March 9, 2015 at 5:44 PM

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzFwqylOFSc

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  160. Biff Kensington Has a PosseMarch 9, 2015 at 5:45 PM

    Not likely at all. I think the Rumble has become a mini-Smark haven similar to how WrestleMania has become now; that's why you are getting hostile Rumble crowds over the last couple of years. Pittsburgh is generally a pretty quiet town (as with most other places the 'E' has killed in recent years), so I wouldn't get my hopes up too high.

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  161. Ewww, wish anything Aykroyd's done in the last 30 years did anything so he'd just stop

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  162. Kicking 'em in the balls again might do the trick.

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  163. cabspaintedyellowMarch 9, 2015 at 5:46 PM

    Dammit WWE, stop making it hard for me to hate on you.

    https://twitter.com/WrestleMania/status/575078040323162113

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  164. "The YES! chant sounds different somehow, King"

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  165. Hey look, it's the guy who doesn't appeal to everybody next to him.

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  166. That kinda makes me hate them more. Two exploits for the price of one

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  167. cabspaintedyellowMarch 9, 2015 at 5:49 PM

    You know, it's probably 100% bullshit, but Catfish the TV Show is televised crack cocaine.

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  168. LOL at thinking the Dust Bros are getting a Mania singles match. They'll both be in the IC Jobber match.

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  169. I don't get it.


    Is he the only Make-A-Wish kid who actually died or something?

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  170. Hopefully Raw is bad enough to keep me awake tonight, since I've given up hope on it being good.

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  171. The WWE Make-A-Wish kids that passed away should have their own wing in the HOF.

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  172. The only one HHH ever put over

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  173. Between that shamelessness, not being allowed to mention what kind of an asshole Warrior was before his heart exploded anymore, and remaining annoyed at Hunter's "nobody appeals to everybody" comment, this whole deal just makes me ornery as fuck.

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  174. Biff Kensington Has a PosseMarch 9, 2015 at 5:54 PM

    The apathetic fan inside says fuck them for exploiting this for their own PR value while the product I pay money to see dies. The sentimental inside of me thinks this is a really cool gesture.

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  175. He wasn't a make a wish kid.

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  176. No he wasn't. He didn't have any wishes left and couldn't meet Daniel Bryan. His mom put up a post on fb asking if anyone had any connections to make it happen. The story went viral and a local radio host here knew McDevitt. He called him up and arranged the meeting.

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  177. I didn't know that full story. That's pretty cool.

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  178. Reigns vs. Orton/Rollins and Bryan vs. BNB (non-title).

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  179. Naturally, a vapid family who made their fame off of a sex tape wouldn't be able to grasp how repulsive that is. Kourtney seems to be the only sane one.

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  180. This is a nice gesture, honestly. Though I have to ask what a "Warrior Award" is. That's new to me.

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  182. Hello therapy group

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  183. Another idea for Axelmania - he's on a disabled ring cart that randos have to physically push to the ring.

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  184. I'd say the hostile crowds at the Rumble have more to do with WWE spitting in the fans' face.

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  185. Wiz Khaliareafvew gonna be in da hizzouse! Who's excited?

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  186. I know his mom so I was friends with her on fb so I saw the original fb post and all the crazy updates as the story got bigger and bigger. Kinda cool to see a story go viral in real time like that.

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  187. He'd better bring Amber Rose.

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  188. So we're gonna get an all-male and an all-female movie? That's pretty cool. Two Ghostbuster movies for the price of one.

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  189. Biff Kensington Has a PosseMarch 9, 2015 at 6:01 PM

    Come with me, and you'll see a wrestling world in utter ruination. Take a look, and you'll see Creative urination.

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  190. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©March 9, 2015 at 6:01 PM

    Have him push it down himself, and it's a win.

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  191. That's when social media can be awesome.

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  192. Yeah, I didn't figure the "previously on Raw" recap would have crowd reactions to the main event included.

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  193. Hey Pittsburgh is only about an hour and 20 from me, but I declined to go to this. Eight man tag main event btw, at least that's what was advertised.

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