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Sporting News: Brock Lesnar Re-Signs with WWE

http://www.sportingnews.com/sport/story/2015-03-24/wwe-brock-lesnar-wrestlemania-vince-mcmahon

As usual, everything happens while I'm at work.  Probably the only one truly disappointed by this news is Frank Mir.  

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  1. cabspaintedyellowMarch 24, 2015 at 5:38 PM

    At this rate, I wouldn't mind Brock breaking Sammartino's record.

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  2. "And now that I've signed the contract, I'm going home to drink a Coors Light, because Bud Light won't pay me nuthin'. Then I might even get on top of my wife tonight!"

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  3. cabspaintedyellowMarch 24, 2015 at 5:41 PM

    After a fight, I like to relax with a dry, cool Duff beer, because nothing refreshes quite like the smoothest pilsner Germany has to offer. Can't get enough of that wonderful Duff."

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  4. Brock absolutely needs to go over at Mania.

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  5. So Brock loses and comes back for the title at SummerSlam.

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  6. Remember when Brock teased leaving and people, for some reason, were like "I think this is to raise doubt about the main event outcome?"

    No. Announcing Brock's staying before WM? THAT is being done to raise doubt about the main event outcome.

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  7. I would totally be into that if he wrestled once every 3 months.

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  8. So... I watched that last segment. What a horrible ending. Seriously, if THAT is the last image we get of Brock Lesnar as WWE Champion. Holy shit.

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  9. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.


    They should have left it ambiguous so that there was more drama surrounding the match.. like in the Punk/Cena MITB match... but instead...

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  10. Or, if you're Brock, Frank Murr.

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  11. So Vince is going to Chuck another small fortune at Brock when all he had to do, to keep people happy, was push Bryan or Ambrose.

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  12. cabspaintedyellowMarch 24, 2015 at 6:12 PM

    In what world is there any suspense over the result if we aren't sure if Brock is leaving?


    If there was even the remotest chance he wasn't going to resign, we'd be getting WWE Champion Roman Reigns on Sunday, with no doubt whatsoever. At least now there's suspense, since we know Brock is staying. Thus, Reigns doesn't have to win.

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  13. actually I think the opposite. Now we know, who knows what will happen next?

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  14. The multi-year deal this is key.

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  15. cabspaintedyellowMarch 24, 2015 at 6:20 PM

    So are we not getting an evening thread tonight? I need people to keep me abreast of the degrees to which The Flash was great tonight, since I won't get to see it until later.

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  16. I think this is actually pretty smart on their part. They have to know that Reigns is going to get booed out of the building and were probably afraid of the crowd shitting on the match entirely similar to 20 when everybody knew Brock was leaving. I think Brock would be a monster face regardless but this makes it all the more likely...

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  17. Can we presume Brock will be the face at Wrestlemania now?

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  18. I say keep it on Brock for another year hopefully by then they'll have it figured out. Hell Finn Balor should be the next guy IMO.

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  19. Hehe. You said "a breast"

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  20. I cancelled my network after the Rumble and I wasn't going to re-subscribe because I wasn't really excited about the card, but now I'm going to order anyway and I'm going to be super annoyed when Reigns wins in the most anti-climactic fashion possible.


    I'm now the living embodiment of my screen name. . .it feels good.

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  21. Fat, Ugly Inner-City SweathogMarch 24, 2015 at 6:29 PM

    I truly don't like to be the negative guy, but..... what else is there to do with Brock at this point? So he puts over Reigns then moves on to what? He hasn't faced Orton in a meaningful way, so I guess there's that. Maybe a Rollins match? WWE doesn't seem interested in putting Bryan in important matches, so I'm not sure that happens. The Cena match is done to death. Unless Batista is coming back at some point, I'm not sure there is a fresh match up worth paying all that money for.

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  22. He needs to stop showing up at every single Wrestlemania, or his appearances won't seem special.

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  23. cabspaintedyellowMarch 24, 2015 at 6:31 PM

    You keep having him steamroll guys until there's one guy the fans REALLY want to see on top. And then you pull the trigger with him and make the new Cena.


    The thing that worries me is that Brock is going to hold the title until next year just to drop it to Rock at 32. Sure, that match is probably the biggest money match they could do, since they NEED to sell out that stadium, but the end result of that match is a total no-win situation, unless they pull a WM X and have Brock/Rock early and another title match later in the show (maybe have Mr. Money in the Bank announce he's cashing in against the winner in the main event).

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  24. cabspaintedyellowMarch 24, 2015 at 6:32 PM

    And now I want chicken.

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  25. Fat, Ugly Inner-City SweathogMarch 24, 2015 at 6:32 PM

    I think they are re-signing him solely as a failsafe in case the Reigns experiment truly goes off the rails. Having Lesnar on the roster allows them to have Heyman come back and admit that Brock took Reigns lightly and won't make the same mistake twice. If Roman is tanking, just have Brock rag-doll him like he did Cena (SummerSlam 2015 maybe, if Reigns lasts that long?) and reclaim the title to reset things.

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  26. Eternal WWE Champion, of course.

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  27. You can have Paige

    As I said in the daily thread, she reminds me of undercooked chicken

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  28. Required reading: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/medicine-hat-basketball-player-allowed-to-use-f-word-last-name-1.3006783

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  29. Theberzerker, #1 HUSS CHOMPIONMarch 24, 2015 at 6:32 PM

    *finishes YRG, grabs water, sits down, loads up the BoD*


    .....OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH SWEET MYSTERY OF LIFE AT LAST I'VE FOUND YOUUUUUUUUU, Oh I KNOOOOW AT LAST THE SECRET OF IT ALLLLLLLLL!

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  30. ღαґ√ ḉґεṧтøMarch 24, 2015 at 6:33 PM

    Boners.

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  31. Now I don't have to keep posting across possible evening threads

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  32. Hoping they got at least a couple more matches in Brock's contract this time. I'm glad it's a multi-year deal. Lesnar is probably popping champagne, skinning a deer, and pounding Sable from behind.

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  33. Fat, Ugly Inner-City SweathogMarch 24, 2015 at 6:34 PM

    Oh dear. That sounds horrible. The part-timer thing needs to go the fuck away. Seriously. HHH, Sting, Taker are diminishing returns at best. Rock's big "return" matches have been exhausted already. If Austin was gonna come back, he would have by now. Austin vs. Cena is about all they have in the way of Dream Match to sell that stadium.

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  34. I don't think Rock is ever wrestling again after what happened at 29. Him tearing his muscles and setting back filming for Hercules really put a damper on that I think.

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  35. My two takeaways:

    #1 - Absolutely no way Lesnar loses at Mania now. WWE has to protect its investment in Lesnar. Maybe He beats Reigns and loses via cash-in to Rollins, then comes back as a face to get the belt back around SummerSlam, but he isn't losing to Reigns.

    #2 - This means more Paul Heyman. I was not convinced he would stick around with both Punk and Lesnar gone

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  36. To echo you from earlier.

    Pronounced Foo-key, but how glorious for a bunch of drunken fans to chant, "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"

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  37. Fat, Ugly Inner-City SweathogMarch 24, 2015 at 6:35 PM

    I am tempted to say Brock is retaining and this will be the year of Roman's Redemption, culminating in him beating Lesnar next year. But I can't imagine them headlining in that Dallas stadium with a re-match of something that failed to set the world on fire this time around. Unless they are SURE they can get Austin for a Cena match or something. Sting vs. Taker isn't doing it. HHH vs. anyone isn't doing it. HBK returning won't do shit. Rock vs. anyone at this point is diminishing returns.

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  38. ThebrazilianpsychoMarch 24, 2015 at 6:35 PM

    With 5 more women.

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  39. Of course AND he's probably grown his beard out in full since last night.

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  40. ThebrazilianpsychoMarch 24, 2015 at 6:36 PM

    Brock is the smartest man in wrestling, millions of dollars just for showing up 10 times a year in his job.

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  41. ღαґ√ ḉґεṧтøMarch 24, 2015 at 6:36 PM

    This week's originals offering is.....a HHH/Arnold interview, meh

    I like in that Variety article they basically admitted they're going away entirely from documentaries to more clip shows and "As Seen On Youtube" because 30% of the users watch on their phones in small increments. I guess the other 70% of can eat dicks.

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  42. To quote Joe Rogan, "for all you know, dicks are delicious".

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  43. Fat, Ugly Inner-City SweathogMarch 24, 2015 at 6:37 PM

    I really dig the idea of Lesnar just straight up retaining at Wrestlemania. No cash-in, no shenanigans. Just Reigns not being enough man (yet) to overcome such an unstoppable force. First he does what no one expected and breaks the Streak. Then he destroys Cena repeatedly. Then he retains against the golden boy that everyone was sure was going over. Just continue this run until it seems inconceivable that Brock can lose to anyone. Then pull the trigger on the REAL next big thing. Caveat: Actually MAKE a next big thing

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  44. Fat, Ugly Inner-City SweathogMarch 24, 2015 at 6:39 PM

    Vince and company are pretty insecure about new stars carrying a show, especially a show on the scale of Wrestlemania 32 in that huge Dallas stadium. I have to assume that means Part-timerMania is gonna run wild. Even if they pull out all the stops with Austin vs. Cena, Rock vs. Lesnar, Taker vs. Sting, HHH vs. someone, etc. ... can they actually fill that place?

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  45. cabspaintedyellowMarch 24, 2015 at 6:41 PM

    I imagine we're gonna get CompMania, with a lot of tickets being given out the day of.

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  46. Fat, Ugly Inner-City SweathogMarch 24, 2015 at 6:41 PM

    Exactly. No wrestling match is worth that risk at this point. The Rock is what Hulk Hogan wanted to be--truly a bigger star than pro wrestling. He already got to come back and work two Manias with the biggest star on the roster...and he easily outshines Cena. A Lesnar match isn't doing anything for Rock, regardless of the payday. Just keep making movies, staying healthy, and taking care of his family. He can always come back and do nostalgia promos to keep his link to wrestling.

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  47. Brock vs Rock sounds like a lock.

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  48. Fat, Ugly Inner-City SweathogMarch 24, 2015 at 6:42 PM

    I wonder if he is willing to wrestle again though, after getting hurt last time. It's not worth ruining his movie schedule

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  49. So I had a notification on my phone from WWE network about the Brock thing. Why don't they do that more often? Like, oh I don't know, hype Raw matches ahead of time by sending on notifications to Network members? I know its crazy to think hyping matches on Raw might get people to turn in but......

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  50. Also, "I want to spread the Fuck last name"

    Spread the fuck!

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  51. Perhaps not but it's the most likely dream match they could put together unless they get Kurt Angle or something.

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  52. Fat, Ugly Inner-City SweathogMarch 24, 2015 at 6:44 PM

    Oh absolutely. They're gonna have to start papering that place WAY in advance

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  53. ღαґ√ ḉґεṧтøMarch 24, 2015 at 6:44 PM

    Watching The Great War channel on YT until someone picks a show, bored as shit with no plans to move off this couch at all tonight

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  54. Fat, Ugly Inner-City SweathogMarch 24, 2015 at 6:45 PM

    Is Angle even a big name though at this point? I would love to see him though

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  55. ThebrazilianpsychoMarch 24, 2015 at 6:45 PM

    Scarface on tv, SOLD!

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  56. Thaddeus MountainMarch 24, 2015 at 6:45 PM

    You're not gonna beat The Great War, dude.

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  57. Daniel Bryan is and can be a crossover star for the company. Push him to the fucking moon again against Lesnar.

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  58. ღαґ√ ḉґεṧтøMarch 24, 2015 at 6:46 PM

    Dude this channel in unbelievable! I'm going to cry when I catch up

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  59. Knuckleberry PinnMarch 24, 2015 at 6:46 PM

    Where the hell is the Orton vs Brock match. Orton is legit over as a face, plus the match has never happened.

    Orton: I'm going to turn back psycho to beat you. Punt, punt, spit, DDT Heyman

    Brock: K, you can't beat me tho, I'm unstoppable.

    Orton: pls

    Heyman: hype, hype, hype. WWE's two perfect athletes.

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  60. ThebrazilianpsychoMarch 24, 2015 at 6:46 PM

    Had to be a brazilian, BR É BR.

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  61. "me Brock did like you said, Paul.. me Brock pounded a deer and skinned Sable"

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  62. ღαґ√ ḉґεṧтøMarch 24, 2015 at 6:47 PM

    Also for some reason my bank sent me 10 books of checks...what the actual hell, I'll die of natural causes before I use 300 paper checks

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  63. Let me preface this and tell you what I told Princess. I don't have the Network, so I'm just making suggestions. Great American Bash '88.

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  64. I'd say he's a bigger deal than Sting at least to the younger audience that watched him after WCW folded. You could plug Angle vs a lot of the young guys and get a great match even.

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  65. ღαґ√ ḉґεṧтøMarch 24, 2015 at 6:47 PM

    Sadly I can't watch WCW without a group to explain to me who 80% of the people are

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  66. Sign them Rory B. Bellows.

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  67. Write a bunch to Cash and leave them out and then cancel them

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  68. '89 Rumble?

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  69. I might get some chick chick chicken fries this evening

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  70. ღαґ√ ḉґεṧтøMarch 24, 2015 at 6:48 PM

    Did all the Rumbles in order in January lol

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  71. cabspaintedyellowMarch 24, 2015 at 6:48 PM

    Hannibal Buress apparently brought some crazy realness to the Justin Bieber Roast:

    http://imgur.com/a/Xi66T



    Love that guy.

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  72. My friend just texted me "wow, bill mercer basically calls kerry a retard in the wccw shoot"

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  73. ღαґ√ ḉґεṧтøMarch 24, 2015 at 6:49 PM

    Though 89 is by far my favorite and totally overlooked, what a crazy HOF cast of entrants that match is

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  74. cabspaintedyellowMarch 24, 2015 at 6:49 PM

    I prefer Chick Fries from Soylent King.

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  75. "They're PEOPLE!" in Jay Sherman voice

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  76. I love Macho's "a man in my position can't afford to look ridiculous".

    Hmm...Backlash 2000?

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  77. ThebrazilianpsychoMarch 24, 2015 at 6:49 PM

    Give that man a cookie and chinese whores.

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  78. He wasn't really lying.

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  79. I know, but still

    Trying to imagine nice ol' Bill right out saying it

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  80. Thaddeus MountainMarch 24, 2015 at 6:50 PM

    Comment of the night.

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  81. They should probably have a few more Brock/Cena matches first. Maybe another Brock/Big Show too.

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  82. Then he said, "Flim flam rapey dooooooooooooooooo Cosby"

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  83. Yeah, seems jarring. Kerry wasn't so much retard as pilled out of his head.

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  84. Wasn't Rapey Doo the black sheep of the Scooby family?

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  85. Do you know Dancing Pete?

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  86. oh yeah

    Hi every BoDy!

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  87. Thaddeus MountainMarch 24, 2015 at 6:52 PM

    I need to start watching that shit. It's going to be tougher now that I have TWO roommates who don't share my love of history.

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  88. cabspaintedyellowMarch 24, 2015 at 6:52 PM

    Fuck you, Paul Blart 2. That horse kick would kill any normal man.


    I want REALISM in my comedies, dammit! Like Dewey Cox tripping balls on acid.

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  89. ღαґ√ ḉґεṧтøMarch 24, 2015 at 6:52 PM

    That's not a bad pick, I'll think about it while I watch WW1 docs lol

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  90. That's what a shit job they've done building new stars lately. The smarks would rather see Randy Orton in his 46467th title match than whatever geeks on the midcard currently.

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  91. cabspaintedyellowMarch 24, 2015 at 6:53 PM

    You callin' all rapist sheep black?

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  92. Wish he would have raped Scrappy and threw him down a well.

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  93. I thought he was going to wait until after Wrestlemania to resign. Is there an interim champ now? Who is Roman Reigns gonna face?

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  94. What do you mean "you"?!

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  95. Thaddeus MountainMarch 24, 2015 at 6:53 PM

    Aye! He dances for nickels.

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  96. ღαґ√ ḉґεṧтøMarch 24, 2015 at 6:53 PM

    It's beautiful, one video a week chronicling exactly that week in WW1, and the videos are only like 8-12 minutes long, you could easily keep up on your lunch break or something (once you see the first 50 or so episodes you're behind on haha)

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  97. Yeah seriously. Granted, I'm totally biased against orton seeing how he's totally boring and been doing the same exact thing for 12 years, but at least they're trying with someone new, so points for effort.

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  98. Stranger in the AlpsMarch 24, 2015 at 6:54 PM

    http://www.dailymotion.com/strangerinthealps



    It's now 1987 on Stranger's Dailymotion channel. You know what that means?


    1987 NWA!


    The first offering is from the January 3 edition of World Wide. Ricky Morton takes on one half of the World Tag Team champs, Manny Fernandez; then Barry Windham faces Shaska Whatley; Jimmy Valiant takes on Bill Dundee; and the main event is an eight man tag team match: Dusty Rhodes, Nikita Koloff & The Road Warriors vs. The Four Horsemen - Ric Flair, Tully Blanchard and Ole & Arn Anderson.


    This video will be available later in the hour, as it is currently encoding. Up next, some NWA Pro.

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  99. Apparently Kevin Smith posted a tribute to his dying dog

    Nope, not gonna read it

    Teh feels

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  100. He's the fucking man

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  101. That's a hell of an 8 man tag, cuz.

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  102. No, it's huge and can fit over 100K with standing room. If the big show comes though, he'd take up a lot of room and I'd estimate only 20K people will fit. But those 20K will get to appreciate how large he is in person

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  103. ღαґ√ ḉґεṧтøMarch 24, 2015 at 6:55 PM

    He threw a picture up on Twitter of his last moments with the dog before they had to put him down and of course reddit decided he was being an attention whore, lol

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  104. Stranger in the AlpsMarch 24, 2015 at 6:56 PM

    The shitty part:


    The broadcast signs off before the match even ends. I remember NWA shows doing this sometimes.

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  105. inappropriate yet still clever use of meme nerd

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  106. WE'RE OUTTA TIME! WE GOTTA GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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  107. Adam "Colorado" CurryMarch 24, 2015 at 6:56 PM

    That movie didn't need a part 1.

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  108. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©March 24, 2015 at 6:58 PM

    So Brock resigned with the company, sweet. Still, I bet WWE will pull a swerve and Roman will continue to win his match as planned.

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  109. Adam "Colorado" CurryMarch 24, 2015 at 6:58 PM

    Betting sites had Brock as a big underdog earlier today. Now he's the favorite.

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  110. I'm smarter than the average nerd.

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  111. I like whoever's suggestion from the daily thread that Raw should pick up where it ended the last week

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  112. I think the only way lesner loses the title is if heyman turns on him which is highly unlikely to happen .

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  113. ThebrazilianpsychoMarch 24, 2015 at 6:58 PM

    Fuck you, because we want!


    - WWE.

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  114. mike sanders nerd

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  115. That horse kick is absurd.

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  116. ThebrazilianpsychoMarch 24, 2015 at 6:58 PM

    He's losing the title, The Roman Empire begins monday.

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  117. They're in SFO. Think HHH will have Metallica play him to the ring?

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  118. I'll go to the mat as the biggest Orton hater around and even I think they need to do that match. Sell it as someone needing to be more evil than Lesnar to beat the Beast...all kinda money.

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  119. Pretty cool that it has gone to pretty much a toss-up.

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  120. "Planned"?

    I'm not sure I follow

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  121. At least there's doubt in the Lesnar/Reigns outcome.

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  122. YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  123. Adam "Colorado" CurryMarch 24, 2015 at 7:00 PM

    Orton/Rollins is basically even odds too.

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  124. Journey, playing Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin'

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  125. Any details of the contract? Do we get Brock at Extreme Rules?

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  126. This Mania may actually turn out pretty decent.

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  127. Play that for the title match.

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  128. Multi-year is all we know.

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  129. I'm ok with the match just saying in 2012 people probably would've shit on it. Now it's like "Well fuck may as well be him it's better than the rest of these losers."

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  130. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©March 24, 2015 at 7:01 PM

    Or as I call it, the Reign of Pain.

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  131. I have a suggestion for a show to watch if anyone's interested, I'm going to be watching it in 2 parts on watchwrestling though.

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  132. ThebrazilianpsychoMarch 24, 2015 at 7:01 PM

    Brock gets free coors light on every time he goes to work.

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  133. ThebrazilianpsychoMarch 24, 2015 at 7:01 PM

    What show?

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  134. I didn't realize Hogan fought off a Hell's Angel. What a life he's lived.

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  135. "Big Crunch: New Research Posits Imminent Collapse of Universe in Tens of Billions of Years"

    *Home Alone run through house*

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  136. Is Cornette really releasing that wrestling set on bootleg dvds?

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  137. Bash at the Beach 1995. From the actual beach.

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  138. ThebrazilianpsychoMarch 24, 2015 at 7:03 PM

    In a alternate universe Daniel Bryan is challenging Brock at WM.

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  139. Played for Metallica too. Forget that auditioned bs, he was there for a couple of weeks when they transitioned from Cliff to Jason. They played a For Whom the Bell Tolls/Real American medley.

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  140. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©March 24, 2015 at 7:04 PM

    WCW: We May Have Messed Up In The End, But You Can't Deny We Had Great Interesting Set Ups.

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  141. The old JCP tapes? I think so. He's sold tapes for years.

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  142. In an alternate universe, Rock and Austin wrestling would feel just as old and tiresome as Cena/Orton.

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  143. The mid Atlantic collection.

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  144. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©March 24, 2015 at 7:07 PM

    In an alternate universe, Cena would be a heel by now.

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  145. $125 for discs with Sharpie on them.

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  146. ღαґ√ ḉґεṧтøMarch 24, 2015 at 7:07 PM

    Which match? I'll just watch on DM too that's way nicer and less pausy than the network

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  147. ThebrazilianpsychoMarch 24, 2015 at 7:07 PM

    Face/OFF


    Over the top actor (Cage) + Over the top actor ( Travolta) + Most over the top director ever ( Woo).


    Great action.

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  148. In an alternate universe, Undertaker is 1-21 at wrestlemania.

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  149. Bad-ass Viper Orton going after The Beast would be awesome. I could see it as a rivalry that spans across two PPVs too, instead of just one.

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  150. Brock holds the belt for a year and Austin comes out of retirement to challenge for it next year in Dallas. Does it sellout the 100,000 seat arena? I say for sure.

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  151. In an alternate universe, Doom has a Blog of Scott

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  152. ThebrazilianpsychoMarch 24, 2015 at 7:08 PM

    In an alternate universe, CM Punk practices celibacy.

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  153. Bash at the beach 1995. I don't know if posting the link will get me heat, but it's on WW. It's the height of Early HOgan WCW so lots of former WWF stars, and it's from the beach.

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  154. ThebrazilianpsychoMarch 24, 2015 at 7:09 PM

    How about give BRYAN a title shot.

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  155. So, watching Hogan last night, I couldn't help but think that Michael Xavier was having an intimate private moment with it all

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  156. In an alternate universe Cena's fighting Orton. At least this is a new matchup.

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  157. That would be awesome, but he'll probably be in the battle royal next year.

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  158. ღαґ√ ḉґεṧтøMarch 24, 2015 at 7:10 PM

    The problem is....what then?

    Either Brock retains and we still have no out of this whole nightmare, or Steve wins and...what relinquishes the next night? After a two year title run the guy that breaks it just gives it away?

    Don't get me wrong the spectacle of it would rule but it's like the only scenario that leaves them in a worse situation than the one their in right this second.

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  159. That may well happen now, but would the outcome be markedly different from Brock - Punk?

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  160. cabspaintedyellowMarch 24, 2015 at 7:11 PM

    I'm not sure there's any alternate universe in which Vince is still competent.

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  161. "Lukewarm" MrJustinBMarch 24, 2015 at 7:11 PM

    Stellar. Chicago signs a defensive end implicated in a domestic disturbance and a sexual assault. Seems like a guy you can put your trust in.

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  162. That's my dream scenario too, but it all depends on how they play the cash-in. Rollins has to cash in at some point, which is hard to do with a champion who disappears for 90 days at a time

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  163. I'd rather see Austin/Punk.

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  164. Lesnar retains then someone can cash in right after?

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  165. ThebrazilianpsychoMarch 24, 2015 at 7:11 PM

    Earth-27

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  166. Yup, those are the ones he saved from the dumpster.

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  167. Austin wouldn't bother with that. For his health I hope he doesn't.

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  168. ღαґ√ ḉґεṧтøMarch 24, 2015 at 7:12 PM

    Austin's first match in 13 years (and probably last match ever) is just a set up for a MitB storyline? No way. Steve would shit on that instantly.

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  169. I wonder if he tried to sell them to WWE. He could have made some money.

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  170. And, Hardy to the Cowboys.

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  171. Then, we could watch them on the Network. In about 10 years.

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  172. And, Hardy to the Cowboys.

    If this comment shows up under your name Shelton as Guest. My phone is retarded and I tried deleting it.

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  173. So Lesner retains at Mania now? They really should just do the SHIELD reuniting as a three man super force with Rollins as the Champ. Have Dean win the IC Title at Mania. Have Reigns beat Cena or Rusev for the U.S. Title. Maybe put the tag titles on them (Freebird rule). Treat all three and the titles they hold like huge deals. Brock (now a face) has to now deal with this three man superpower.

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  174. "Lukewarm" MrJustinBMarch 24, 2015 at 7:16 PM

    He was a solid C+.

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  175. Daniel Bryan will have a great match on the pre show.

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  176. "Lukewarm" MrJustinBMarch 24, 2015 at 7:19 PM

    That's gonna be quite the team when Peterson shows up. Maybe they can all go to answer management together.

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  177. So Brock used the threat of going back to the UFC as leverage in his WWE contract negotiations? Inconceivable!

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  178. How much blame do you guys place on Reigns for not being over? Creative has given him nothing to work with and nothing for the fans to be invested in. Then again, it doesn't seem like he's stepped up and fielded any ideas himself.

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  179. Anger management may be useful as well.

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  180. Cena/Taker
    Austin/Punk
    Hollywood Rock/Sting would be 3 matches off the top of my head.

    Or, Sting/Taker works as well, I guess.

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  181. The new Brock contract is a multi year one. Huh. I'm suprised.

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  182. "Lukewarm" MrJustinBMarch 24, 2015 at 7:23 PM

    Ugh. To be clear and fair to to Jon, I edited that at the same time as he made the comment. I was a tad bit slow.

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  183. Watching the first episode of Raw on the network. Good debut. Nothing on the debut of Nitro though.

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  184. Brock/Rock
    Cena/Austin
    Taker/Sting
    Hhh/Rollins

    Bryan/doesn't matter on pre show

    Book it

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  185. Thaddeus MountainMarch 24, 2015 at 7:25 PM

    I'm not surprised at Jerry Jones signing Hardy. At all.

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  186. ღαґ√ ḉґεṧтøMarch 24, 2015 at 7:25 PM

    None. They've done nothing for him to make him seem like a big deal, they booked him in the Rumble to look weak, they forced the actual fan favorite to lap his balls only fostering more hate, they've given him by far the worst promo material in the history of the industry, and they've had him lose clean to Big Show only weeks before what is supposed to be his coming out party.

    The guy is, like everyone in that company, just there to get a check. I don't blame him a bit for following dumb orders if it means the check gets bigger.

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  187. So, do they now make sure Brock surpasses CM Punks 400+ day reign?

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  188. It's funny if you watch the 1993 RAW season because their last show in the Manhattan Center is REALLY smarky. It's like the smart fans started invading en masse as they have a Mr. Perfect match where he is loudly booed even though he's supposed to be a face.

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