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Wrestlemania XXXI Thread: The Second Hour (8-9 p.m. EST)

All right Blog O'Doomers, we're three threads in. Disqus apparently is going to make sure we don't break any records tonight but I appreciate the people that are sticking through the issues and completely understand those who aren't.

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  1. Lets go sting! Wearing his mom's sunday best!

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  2. How much of the second hour will be taken up by Triple H's entrance?

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  3. And how Hunter to one up that entrance that they spent thousands on.

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  4. LOL the terminator entrance

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  5. THIS is the most insecure, overblown, self important entrance EVER. Bar none.

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  6. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©March 29, 2015 at 6:01 PM

    30 minutes.

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  7. Triple H Godzilla?!

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  8. Reminds me of one of the old WCW Saturday Night intros.

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  9. You're not wrong!

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  10. Dont be hatin...

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  11. Oh...my....

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  12. Vader Helmet > Triple H whatever.

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  13. OMG. Guys, I think wrestling is fake...

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  14. Oh, just plain old post-apocalyptic imagery.

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  15. EXTREMELY HOSTILE ENVIRONMENT .....Wait till Roman wins.

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  16. BAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! Way to go Hunter. You ridiculous, insecure fucking prick.

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  17. Oh man, that is just plain GOOFY looking.

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  18. I won't lie. This crossed the line from cheesy back to cool again.

    It's the Too many cooks of entrances

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  19. Come on, Sting! Fuck Triple H!

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  20. TseugThatsGuestSpeltBackwardsMarch 29, 2015 at 6:02 PM

    id guess all of it

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  21. HHH bringing some class to Wrestlemania

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  22. OMG, Robocop is here to help Sting take on HHH and the Terminator!!

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  23. Triple Poochie: NEVER forget who get the bestest, most importantest shit ever!

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  24. "This entrance is ridiculous"-----Cena

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  25. HHH: I can't believe Steph talked me into this entrance.

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  26. Sting and Cyborgs... interesting. http://needcoffee.cachefly.net/needcoffee/uploads/2011/12/sting-robocop.jpg

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  27. At least he's not using King of Kings tonight.

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  28. cabspaintedyellowMarch 29, 2015 at 6:03 PM

    Oh fuck you, Hunter, this is OUTSTANDING.

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  29. It's so over the top I can't hate on it.

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  30. Wow, Cole and JBL are really smarmy with their comments regarding Sting

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  31. LOL, Sting looks confused.

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  32. The heel gets the celeb tie in?

    Does Robocop get a runin?

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  33. I like how they slipped in a No DQ stip very quietly. Looks like we'll be getting some run-ins

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  34. Did they quietly make this no DQ when nobody was paying attention?

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  35. So awesomely stupid!

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  36. I wonder if those heads correspond to his wrestlemania victories?

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  37. HHH just sailed right over "badass" or "cool" and right into outright "ri-GODDAMN-diculous".

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  38. "If you don't think that entrance didn't get into the head of Sting..."


    Sting: Wow. That's stupid...

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  39. I wish they gave this to a guy who, you know, wrestles more than once a year.


    Sting don't sweat this ... he knows Robocop

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  40. Still expecting HHH to get more cheers than Sting tonight.
    Just like I predicted 5 months back.

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  41. Symbolism? IS IT SYMBOLIC?! IS IT SYMBOLIC, KING?!

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  42. I can't decide if it was cool or just unbearably silly.

    I think his mask would have looked a LOT better without the arms, which made it look like he was getting a reacharound from a T-800.

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  43. Of course he fucking does. You think he would EVER let anyone else get an entrance like this? Even Cena? PAH.

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  44. That was ridiculous and I loved it

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  45. Sting is like "I already went to Universal Studios and saw Terminator 3D..."

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  46. The entire fanbase: That was cornier than a pile of crow-shit.

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  47. I give Stephanie cybernetic orgasms.

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  48. Sting is in as good a shape as a guy pushing 60 could be I think. Flair at this age had huge saggy tits and was jobbing to Carlito & Kenny Dykstra.

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  49. THE MATCH WE NEVER WANTED TO SEE, MAGGLE!

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  50. Nah, I want to see it...

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  51. My buddy thinks that was a cool visual but really dumb in the context. I think it was a really dumb visual and really dumb in context.

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  52. I'm sure Sting is intimidated by the guy that used to beat up Scotty Riggs on the Power Hour.

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  53. Sting also spent the last 15 years in the Indies.

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  54. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©March 29, 2015 at 6:07 PM

    WWE, we treat our audience like 7 year olds that don't understand crap.

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  55. Okay, my mistake. THE MATCH *I* NEVER WANTED TO SEE, MAGGLE!

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  56. Thaddeus MountainMarch 29, 2015 at 6:07 PM

    I don't care that he's almost 56. Fucking STING is on my tv at Wrestlefuckingmania.

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  57. While I'm glad as fuck that Sting's in the singlet, the Scorpion logos always make it look like a skeleton is squeezing his arse.

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  58. total entrance time > total wrestling time.

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  59. Sting hit one move, time to stall

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  60. The match I've always wanted to see!......

    ...... After sunset preferably....

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  61. Disqus broken, stream sucks....

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  62. For 57, Sting looks good.

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  63. 5 minutes into the Scientology doc, and it's clear it's a cult already.

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  64. Give it a day. A full day of hindsight will have a lot of people seeing how silly that was.

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  65. The 4th or 5th biggest star of attitude era against a guy who hasnt been relevant in 15 years? awesome!!


    Cant wait for hhh entrance next year

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  66. :Sting does basic moves:


    Announcers: OMG! STING IS AMAZING!

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  67. Can we retire the "You still got it" chant already?

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  68. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©March 29, 2015 at 6:08 PM

    "When I was on Impact 5 years ago."

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  69. Good-looking dropkick from the Stinger.

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  70. Imagine the smile on HHH's face as he wrote that AFL/NFL line

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  71. cabspaintedyellowMarch 29, 2015 at 6:08 PM

    Sting looks fantastic. AND HOLY SHIT, DISQUS IS WORKING.

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  72. That little kid better not chant Triple H the while time.

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  73. "You still got it!"


    Let's wait five minutes and see if he's still got it.

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  74. I'm sure HHH was pissed that Sting didn't tan and told the ref to fuck up the finish.

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  75. Yep, crowd doesn't seem engaged at all....

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  76. so far.
    Stall
    single move
    stall
    resthold
    two moves
    stall

    Sting still got it apparently?

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  77. All I want from this match is a nutshot headbutt from a delirious Sting.

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  78. Please stop referencing WCW. Please.

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  79. Mister CrestleManiaMarch 29, 2015 at 6:09 PM

    For 57 he looks in damn good shape, I still don't care about any of this though

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  80. Sting looks good!

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  81. Sting is 57?!

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  82. Best of WCW vs best of WWE was Austin/Goldberg JBL.

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  83. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©March 29, 2015 at 6:10 PM

    And wrestled in High School gyms filled with 300 people.

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  84. Loving every minute of this. I can't help it. Sting's the man. He can't help it

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  85. He will drop from a balloon while twin fighter jets skywrite "HHH is GOD!!!" over the arena.

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  86. Lawler: You know what he's going for? I'm asking you, Michael, because I have no idea.

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  87. cabspaintedyellowMarch 29, 2015 at 6:10 PM

    You know, I hope Hunter recognizes that this isn't Clash of the Champions, and he's not Ric Flair.


    I love a feeling-out process as much as the next guy, but only if it doesn't last twenty minutes.

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  88. EMTs down, referees down...

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  89. This is really Hogan/Rock. A 2 star match that the crowd treats like *****. Not that I'm complainng.

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  90. Mister CrestleManiaMarch 29, 2015 at 6:10 PM

    Turns 57 latr this year yeah

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  91. Tune in next year when HHH gets the full Justice League entrance and he comes out as Batman............in the early afternoon sunlight.

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  92. Nice to see them working an old school type match.

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  93. There's more stalls in the ring than in all the bathrooms at Levi's Stadium

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  94. This is like sting vs vader.... yknow without the athleticism or storyline build.

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  95. Fuck me, HHH's bump there was about 9/10ths of an HBK!

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  96. They have 3 hours to go and 4 more matches after this one, one of them being a women's match. They got time, trust me.

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  97. Sting looks as if he can still go!

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  98. Hunter still taking that bump after all these years. Kudos.

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  99. It's HHH, thats how he books his matches.


    This could be a fun, energetic 12 minute match but that's not good enough for Trips. He'll drag it out to the bottom of the hour for a 25 minute snore-a-thon.

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  100. who won the Orton match? I missed it

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  101. Would be awesome if sting no sold the pedigree like the warrior.

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  102. It's HHH, who (in his own mind) is BETTER than Ric Flair.

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  103. Mister CrestleManiaMarch 29, 2015 at 6:12 PM

    Orton, with the best RKO ever

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  104. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©March 29, 2015 at 6:12 PM

    Or...Vader?

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  105. ThebrazilianpsychoMarch 29, 2015 at 6:12 PM

    Stinger Splash.

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  106. So what is Hunter doing for an entrance next year? My money is on diving out of a balloon into the arena, as twin US Navy fighter jets sky-write "HHH is GOD!" over the arena, and fireworks explode everywhere, while Motorhead plays his music LIVE from a floating stage in the sky.

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  107. ThebrazilianpsychoMarch 29, 2015 at 6:12 PM

    Austin/Flair.

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  108. Orton, but it was a DAMN good match, so no complaints.

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  109. I like the blue accents on Triple H's kneepads.

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  110. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©March 29, 2015 at 6:12 PM

    Orton.

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  111. The match has already gone on too long for him to sell it like Warrior.

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  112. Sting hasn't learned to wet his hair yet.

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  113. Crikey Mate Down Under AussieMarch 29, 2015 at 6:12 PM

    Orton, sick finish though

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  114. At his age, it'd be awesome if that's the only thing he does like the warrior tonight

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  115. So...any of the good stuff then?

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  116. nice shot of Sting's baldspot

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  117. Nasty welt under Sting's arm

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  118. Are Cole and JBL breaking this match down like it's been a 20-minute marathon already? It's been FIVE MINUTES!

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  119. Sting groveling at HHH's feet with a bald spot that would make HBK blush.

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  120. This is a lot better than what I thought it'd be. No masterpiece, but I thought it'd be horrible. Better than the ladder match so far.

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  121. DAMN good really overstates it.

    It was a Raw match with a really neat finish.

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  122. Comparing WCW to the D-leagues...


    Yeah, that line was from Vince.

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  123. cabspaintedyellowMarch 29, 2015 at 6:13 PM

    This is where we need Jesse Ventura to say, "Look at him begging! PLEASE, MR. TRIPLE H! I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE!"

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  124. I shouldn't be hearing the spots being called in a 70,000+ seat outdoor stadium.

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  125. Crikey Mate Down Under AussieMarch 29, 2015 at 6:13 PM

    I need some tech support, stream is playing in slow motion all of a sudden...

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  126. Everybody talks
    Too much

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  127. They have concerts to get through too...

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  128. Biff Kensington Has a PosseMarch 29, 2015 at 6:14 PM

    I hate that spot, where the babyface grabs onto the heel's boot. Just rubs me wrong for some reason.

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  129. Goddamnit. Only just realised/remembered there's a new thread each how. Blah to this!

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  130. Ehhhh, yeah, maybe. I don't know. I thought it was a good match. Best of the night so far.

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  131. Remember HHH is supposed to be the heel that everyone hates.

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  132. That is a MONSTER bruise on the back of HHH's leg.

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  133. Even worse one on HHH leg... holy shit

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  134. My fav was them acting like Sting has never experienced a stage like this!

    yeah, Starcade '97 was a small time show!

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  135. cabspaintedyellowMarch 29, 2015 at 6:14 PM

    Yeah, but just because they can go 25 minutes doesn't mean they should.

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  136. HHH's ears are buzzing from all the wooing!

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  137. IN FACT: new Blog game, everyone!

    Plan an HHH entrance next year that's even MORE ridiculous than this one!

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  138. Mister CrestleManiaMarch 29, 2015 at 6:14 PM

    Better than the ladder match? You cray.

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  139. HHH is bruised the fuck up.

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  140. That spot is like a 0.7 HBK, any direct shot of his head is gonna show it at this point

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  141. Im waiting for a wcw invasion to help Sting win, Bagwell, Wright, Madusa, Jerry flynn and Ole Anderson

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  142. Looks like his whole ass could be bruised.

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  143. Thaddeus MountainMarch 29, 2015 at 6:15 PM

    Same here man. Fucking awesome.

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  144. HHH's legs are bruised to hell. I have no idea what caused that.

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  145. That looks bad...ouch.

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  146. Mister CrestleManiaMarch 29, 2015 at 6:15 PM

    Dude...how the fuck did HUnter get that on his leg? Goddamn!!

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  147. cabspaintedyellowMarch 29, 2015 at 6:15 PM

    Game of Thrones entrance with live dragons. Hunter goes over both dragons.

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