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Daniel Bryan Update

According to Dave Meltzer, Bryan was originally hurt after working a match against Sheamus at the 3/31 Smackdown tapings in Fresno. He also reported that a few of the wrestlers told him that Bryan had indeed suffered a concussion, which he company had denied, but the company also has not disclosed what injuries he had suffered and one person in the company who was close to the situation intimated that it was being kept a closely guarded secret and that "banged up" would be a nice, accurate, but purposely vague way to put it.

Credit Dave Meltzer, Wrestling Observer Newsletter



Two Divas Expected to Get a Big Push

It has been reported that both Lana and Eva Marie will be getting pushed. Eva Marie has been reportedly training hard and the company feels that she will be able to wrestle better when she returns to TV.

Credit Dave Meltzer, Wrestling Observer Newsletter



Samoa Joe Update

It is expected that Joe will start working for the WWE in June, despite no word on whether or not he has signed a contract with the company yet.

Credit Dave Meltzer, Wrestling Observer Newsletter



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Comments

  1. Doctor FunkopolisApril 23, 2015 at 7:06 AM

    Obviously they're waiting for Taz to come in with Joe as his manager.

    Or...uhh..or not.

    Definitely one of those two, though.

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  2. I know we've all been begging for an Eva Marie push.

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  3. Theberzerker, #1 HUSS CHOMPIONApril 23, 2015 at 7:07 AM

    Well, I would say this backs up Punk's claims that their concussion tests are pretty worthless.

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  4. This Daniel Bryan stuff is starting to confuse me. I think something shady is going on.

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  5. This must be nearly two weeks in a row of Bryan news.

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  6. My car broke down in Camden last night. It was like the scene in Black Hawk Down where the Somalis swarmed the downed chopper, except the Somalis were replaced with crack heads.

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  7. I think it's weird they won't come out with his injury

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  8. ROCK-em SOCK-em Robot!!!!April 23, 2015 at 7:17 AM

    If Eva Marie actually worked her ass off at the performance center, good for her.

    People don't magically stop being terrible, good to see someone took initiative on getting her improved.

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  9. Maybe it's a lot worse than they want to let on. I hope it's not a reoccurring neck problem or he's losing strength in his arm again.

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  10. I'd be ok with Taz coming back to some degree or another. Not as an active wrestler, but he might make for a good manager. Not that Enzo and Cass need it per se, But if they were brought up with Taz as the manager, (And didn't immediately lose a match to JBL) That might give them a bit of luster.

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  11. More reports of TNA being late on pay. Ridiculous that they've been around for nearly fifteen years and continue to have pay issues.

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  12. ROCK-em SOCK-em Robot!!!!April 23, 2015 at 7:20 AM

    hi is bryan okay

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  13. Does it really matter if Eva Marie is improving if none of her matches will go longer than 3 minutes?

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  14. It has been reported that both Lana and Eva Marie will be getting pushed from behind by a soon-to-be septuagenarian.

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  15. Need smaller words for Scott to reply.

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  16. If he got concussed, maybe they don't want to add fuel to the lawsuit filed by Sakoda, Luther Reigns and one other guy I don't remember.

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  17. Her dull, lifeless eyes, her IQ of 16, the lack of any natural feminine curves...sign me up!

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  18. Just sent Scott an email that just reads “Austin?” Hopefully there’ll be a thread up soon in
    which we can all discuss it.

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  19. Was leaving a VM for a client when I read this and started laughing on it. lol.

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  20. It does because we've seen the awfulness of a diva match in that short a time.

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  21. "Tickets for the MGM Grand Garden Arena are priced at $7,500, $5,000, $3,500, $2,500 and $1,500, not including applicable service charges, and will go on sale at 3 p.m. ET Thursday via Ticketmaster. They are limited to four per household. There are $10,000 tickets, but they are not among the roughly 500 tickets being made available to the public out of the roughly 16,000 tickets."


    500 tickets available or the public out of 16,000? LOL what the heck.

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  22. That's how you build your fan base back up. You don't let them buy tickets.

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  23. "There are only two things in this world that bring joy to my dark
    heart. The first thing is fighting longside my brother Kane. The second
    thing is...fighting against my brother Kane."

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  24. He used to have a wrestling article for the Baltimore Sun then got a job with creative. That was only a couple years ago so clearly he got sick of it like all the rest of them. It will be interesting to see if he provides any additional insight of the behind the scenes stuff.

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  25. Not even close. Concussions are a bitch to diagnose, especially in the short term. If you have a low-grade concussion, it's totally possible to be symptomless and pass a concussion test.

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  26. "That was only a couple years ago so clearly he got sick of it like all the rest of them."
    He was let go last year when they were cutting costs. I think it was around the same where they released a bunched of main roster on the same day.

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  27. At least WWE is friendlier towards unique looks these days. Would Bray Wyatt, Erick Rowan, and Luke Harper even sniff a WWE ring at the height of the Johnny Ace era in the mid-00s?

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  28. Apparently, Brian Kendrick has been training Eva Marie.

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  29. ROCK-em SOCK-em Robot!!!!April 23, 2015 at 8:03 AM

    Maybe.

    Snitsky and Trevor Murdoch were around.

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  30. Plus, I'm not sure how publicly denying a concussion would validate claims that their tests for them are worthless. I can't figure out what disclosing the injury to the public- or lack thereof- has to do with the actual treatment of it.

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  31. This is because the NEWZ was, that it would pay off that Diana was ironically having an affair, and it would be with none other than the just-signed Joe Gomez. But WCW resigned him at the last minute, so...

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  32. Samoa joe is the new RVD (if some of you go back that far) and Sting when it comes to "he has signed, but he hasn't signed, unless he signed."

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  33. Shawn vs. Bret is on.

    My theory on how things got so heated between the two:

    Bret: "Can I say these awful things about you?"
    Drugged-up Shawn: "Sure!"

    *Drugged-up Shawn forgets that Bret ran anything by him. Bret cuts promo*

    Bret: "How was that?"
    Drugged-up Shawn: "You son of a BITCH!"

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  34. Too bad they made her dye her hair because of the Bellas. She was much better looking than them. Now she looks like a cartoon.

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  35. I think WWE needs to remember that pro wrestling has origins as a carnival sideshow attraction. People will always pay money to see giant freaks of nature. The "holy shit, look at the size of that guy!" factor still works.

    Granted, it doesn't mean every giant slug will draw money (Khali and El Gigante, I'm looking at you).

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  36. Not only will Samoa Joe appear in June, Al Isaacs of SCOOPS is reporting Yokozuna will debut on RAW any time now.

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  37. I don't think I want to see Lana getting lost in the diva shuffle.

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  38. He doesn't even have to leave his feet. Just lean forward while the move hits and fall backwards.

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  39. In b4 Hartkiller shows up to indignantly point out that it was actually Bret who got his feelings hurt first and JUST SHUT UP ALRIGHT SHAWN WAS BETTER!

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  40. I hope this doesn't mean Lana will wrestle. We need non-wrestling Divas. Elizabeth never got in the ring with Wendi Richter

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  41. It's pretty sad that hardcore fans of Bret Hart or hardcore fans of Shawn Michaels still carry animosity toward the other guy long after Hart and Michaels buried the hatchet.

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  42. I was thinking the same thing. Why the constant dodging? What is so terrible about reporting Bryan got hurt? I have to be missing something. Someone help the dumb guy out.

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  43. My shoot interview recap wont get posted until around 1pm for those wondering.

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  44. ROAR! I take lunch at Noon!

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  45. It doesn't seem weird to me because I already accept that Taker is too old and has been at it for too long. I have no patience for him showing up once a year and beating people who actually have to show up to work the next day. I started watching Taker when I was my daughter's age, that's too goddamn long.

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  46. I'm not surprised. No way the plebs were getting into this one.

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  47. Charismatic eNegro Jef VinsonApril 23, 2015 at 8:14 AM

    So two weeks before the Mayweather/Pacquiao fight they FINALLY sign the contracts?

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  48. Wouldn't he have been like 14? He was only in his 20s during the 90s.

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  49. Eh, if either pulled out at this point they would've been sued out of existence.

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  50. Its the Al Snow Volume 1 shoot.

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  51. I think Bulldog was downplayed after King of the Ring. He was in a six man and did a clean job to Sid at Summerslam so I'm guessing he didn't re-sign until after that. Wasn't the European title created to entise him to stay? And were they planning a Shawn/Hennig feud? He seemed to get involved with Shawn from time to time.

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  52. Cena vs Orton,one more timeApril 23, 2015 at 8:24 AM

    Jesus christ,just scrap the divas division already if they're gonna push eva fucking marie

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  53. "Eva Marie has been reportedly training hard and the company feels that
    she will be able to wrestle better when she returns to TV."

    Anything better than "zero wrestling ability" is an improvement.

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  54. Darth Dr. Facts VaderApril 23, 2015 at 8:26 AM

    "Bryan you are banged up."- WWE Doctor

    Bryan(in a glazed over state): Ok................................................. Who is Bryan?"

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  55. Sounds like something the WWE would do.

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  56. From like the late 90s?

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  57. What about every other post you make?

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  58. Is the Best of Al Snow tape Mick Foley had?

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  59. I think it was more along the lines of Bret - "I'd be happy to pass the torch to you. I'll bitch and complain and act like I'm phoning it in, but that'll all just be a work. Then I'll take a vacation and imply you're a poor role model and homosexual in my newspaper column but that'll be a work to. Then, after my vacation, if I don't sign with WCW I'll come back and take the torch back."

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  60. Phew. You got in there with just twenty minutes to spare.

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  61. Especially if he initially cleared his concussion test administered by WWE, wrestled some more, and then was later determined he really did have a concussion.

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  62. I hear it's as entertaining as an Al Snow match.

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  63. I can't wait until he debuts on Raw as "Mile" and loses to The Big Show and Kane on consecutive shows.

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  64. Good to know, thx

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  65. I haven't seen that one... but his Secrets of the Ring is one of the most angry, dismissive one's I've ever seen. He asks incredibly open ended questions to the interviewer, and then gets angry when the interviewer doesn't quite know what to do.

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  66. Taz with a stable of two or three guys is so money.. of course they won't do it.. This it the WWE we're talking about.

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  67. ROCK-em SOCK-em Robot!!!!April 23, 2015 at 8:34 AM

    hi am i bryan

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  68. Hmm... I'm guessing Bryan suffered a concussion but 'E doesn't want to let out that he still wrestled because of the former wrestler's/NFL concussion lawsuits and/or the Punk v. 'E Dr lawsuit.

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  69. It's going to happen. Remember when AJ was the hottest thing in wrestling and then started being in like eight segments on a RAW? Vince wants to give Lana a massive push and it's going to ruin her.

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  70. Cena vs Orton,one more timeApril 23, 2015 at 8:35 AM

    So the most recent RAW held in Albany drew just 6800 fans,in an arena with a capacity of 17500.
    The top brass in the WWE need to do some soul searching,and quickly.

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  71. Possibly, but I doubt it. It looks better for them to say that a guy had a concussion and pulled him as soon as they could diagnose it than to lie about him having one to begin with. Even the concussion lawsuits against the WWE and NFL are more about accusations that the companies lied and his info about concussions from the athletes, not that guys were allowed to compete after everyone knew they'd suffered one.

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  72. I'd rather they be managed by Joey Numbers.

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  73. Ironic that not wrestling is the best chance that they can give Lana.

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  74. I bet Bret was the one who orchestrated the attack of the platoon of marines who swarmed Shawn and beat him like Hulk beat on Loki.

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  75. Hello. I'm currently obsessed with scientology and I found this website today of ex-scientologists and I'm probably going to read it forever. http://www.forum.exscn.net/forumdisplay.php?1-Scientology-discussion-topics

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  76. By all accounts, Shawn was a complete piece of shit back then. What's worse, he was the little dog that did all the yapping, and then hid behind the big dogs Nash and Hall when someone got tired of it and was ready to kick his scrawny ass. I think I can understand why Bret (or anyone else) would have a real problem dealing with Shawn.

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  77. I don't think it is as much about 'E lying, so much as that initial concussion tests may have been inconclusive or inaccurate.

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  78. At this point, even Paul Heyman is shaking his head.

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  79. Cena vs Orton,one more timeApril 23, 2015 at 8:40 AM

    lol even Ron Hubbard openly said the whole operation was just a scam.

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  80. ThebrazilianpsychoApril 23, 2015 at 8:40 AM

    Everything is fine.

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  81. *Sets watch.*

    Thanks!

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  82. To clarify, I'm not obsessed like "I love Scientology". Like, the opposite.

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  83. ThebrazilianpsychoApril 23, 2015 at 8:41 AM

    I know everything about Scientology via South Park.

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  84. I could spend hours reading the Jonestown/People's Temple page (http://jonestown.sdsu.edu/). Good times.

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  85. Austin and Michaels seem to get along great these days too, and Austin freely admits that he hated the guy back in their active days.

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  86. And why were you driving through Camden at night?

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  87. Does anyone know the capacity for the arena in Albany hosting the NXT live show? It would be fantastic if NXT outdrew Raw.

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  88. ThebrazilianpsychoApril 23, 2015 at 8:43 AM

    To Austin's defense, HBK was a douche in the old days.

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  89. ThebrazilianpsychoApril 23, 2015 at 8:44 AM

    Better not, Vince would interfere in NXT.

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  90. It's just... baffling that a "religion" created by a pulp fiction writer is actually a thing.

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  91. If only Russo were booking back then, we'd have guys in Marine uniforms helping Bret regain the title.

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  92. I locked all the doors and sat there on my phone. Whenever they got close I just stopped moving. Luckily 10 minutes later the police showed up.

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  93. And that Hyde and Francis are members. Another reason why I cannot enjoy That 70s Show or Malcolm in the Middle.

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  94. Charismatic eNegro Jef VinsonApril 23, 2015 at 8:46 AM

    There was no contract signing on TV. lol

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  95. Isn't it bad to be flying if you have a concussion, or am I thinking of something else? (I'm not a doctor: I just play one in bed.)

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  96. Charismatic eNegro Jef VinsonApril 23, 2015 at 8:46 AM

    Hi, Tom Cruise!

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  97. I thought the same thing when it was reported!

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  98. Cena vs Orton,one more timeApril 23, 2015 at 8:47 AM

    The next Mission Impossible movie should have Xenu as the bad guy

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  99. Its sad seeing Yoko in 96 considering how he ended up.

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  100. Vince might have issues with women.

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  101. ThebrazilianpsychoApril 23, 2015 at 8:50 AM

    Didn't he was assaulted when he was a kid, that might explain a lot of Vince's issues.

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  102. well it is the reality era, so seems spot on to me...

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  103. Darth Dr. Facts VaderApril 23, 2015 at 8:51 AM

    hi. you are. bob cat left tna went to wwe and became a ufc fighter.

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  104. If he had issues he should have just started a religion or something, not take it all out on professional wrestling.

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  105. ThebrazilianpsychoApril 23, 2015 at 8:52 AM

    I'm now imagining Vince as a preacher.

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  106. It's been a while since I've watched the match but IIRC, Yoko made a point to grab his head in pain and shake his head a few times like he was trying to clear out the cobwebs.

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  107. Cena vs Orton,one more timeApril 23, 2015 at 8:53 AM

    WWE does have a lot of cult-like qualities,now that I think about it

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  108. AverageJoeEverymanApril 23, 2015 at 8:55 AM

    Albany has been downgraded to an F+ city.

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  109. Buffalo HopscotchApril 23, 2015 at 8:55 AM

    She's been training with Brian Kendrick in LA, so I imagine if she turns out to be somewhat decent he might be considered a bit of a miracle worker.

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  110. Buffalo HopscotchApril 23, 2015 at 8:57 AM

    You ever notice how there always those dudes in stripped shirts? It's like their cult uniform or something.

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  111. Ewww, shoot stuff that nobody gets. The worst!



    Bischoff: “What’s the matter Sid, not got your scissors?!”

    [silence]

    Bischoff: “I said, not got your SCISSORS, SID?!”

    [silence gets louder]

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  112. Buffalo HopscotchApril 23, 2015 at 8:58 AM

    I dunno, he seems normal to me. I mean, don't you get women to bark like dogs for you and try and convince your own daughter to do an incest angle?

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  113. Kinda disagree. It's really all about being entertained in conjunction with whatever it is fans are looking to get out of modern sports entertainment. Kevin Nash had at least 3 gimmicks in the business before he made a nickel, and it was really his 4th gimmick of being himself and showing his real personality that made him a superstar. A unique look can maybe get you noticed, but if you don't have a personality & charisma to go with it, as well as some ability to work, people will shrug and move on. Simply being freakishly large or weird looking no longer draws money in a world where your average trip to Walmart will give you a gander at enough human oddities to fill a 50's carnival freakshow.

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  114. He was 19 in 1984

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  115. That explains that Reverend Butch Reed gimmick.

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  116. It's a smaller arena, I think in the 4000+ range if I'm remembering that right.

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  117. BRITTNEY GRINER ARRESTED
    The Phoenix Mercury center was arrested today on charges of assault with intent to injure. Griner's fiance, Glory Johnson, was also arrested. Griner helped lead the Mercury to their third WNBA title in 2014.



    How scary would it be if Griner was coming to beat the shit out of you--the E should book her and Rousey instead of Steph.

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  118. AverageJoeEverymanApril 23, 2015 at 9:06 AM

    I hope she goes on to have a career like her dad. By that I mean wrestling with her shirt off for 95% of it.

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  119. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©April 23, 2015 at 9:07 AM

    "We're gonna be going places pal!"

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  120. ROCK-em SOCK-em Robot!!!!April 23, 2015 at 9:08 AM

    I'm pretty sure he was molested by a lady in his trailer park.

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  121. Well of course a unique look isn't everything. As I pointed out, Khali and El Gigante didn't draw shit.

    But a 7 foot guy has more of a chance of making it in wrestling because of the "freak factor" than a 5'10" guy.

    Also, I'm talking about natural freaks-of-nature -- height, etc. Don't equate obese (as your Wal-Mart example) with being a sideshow freak since, as you pointed out, being 400-500 pounds unfortunately isn't that uncommon anymore.

    In fact, wrestling has largely moved away from super fat guys. I can't think of the last one on the payroll -- Viscera? Part of that is overall health of the workers, but the other part of it is that someone being 400 pounds is no longer a carnival sideshow attraction.

    That actually says a lot about the U.S. in the 21st century. Years ago if you were overweight you'd get hired as a Fat Lady in a carnival sideshow. Nowadays you get a scooter.

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  122. You're right. I'm just being a prude :(

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  123. Yeah, but you never had Austin fans saying "fuck Shawn Michaels!" the same way Bret Hart fans do. The Austin/Michaels feud just wasn't as personal in a backstage way as Hart/Michaels.

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  124. "WATER, Eva Marie! W, a, t, e, r. Water. It has a name."
    "Wah-wah. Wah-wah!"

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  125. One thing is for certain: We're going to get a Big Show/Mile arm wrestling match so the announcers can talk about hand size.

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  126. You're not supposed to fly with one, that's correct. Back in '08 Ryan Church had a bad concussion with the Mets so they flew him from San Diego back to NY to get checked out and then sent him back on a plane to Colorado to be with the team. The elevation and pressure makes it so, so much worse.

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  127. I expect to start working for the WWE in July; we will be developing the HOSS character. However, there is no word on whether or not I have signed a contract with them.

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  128. Meltzer is reporting that you might have signed a contract, but also that there's a chance that you have not signed it yet.

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  129. Praise the Lord dammit Mr mcmahon voice

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  130. They should hold it at the Egg. It'd at least be a hella unique look. I think they hold about 1000 people.

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  131. It's a pyramid scheme that takes money from stupid people and also uses celebrities to attract normal folks; said celebrities also use it for networking.


    There. That's all you need to know.

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  132. I can neither confirm nor deny this report.

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  133. Me 2 Isaac Hayes left after that episode which is funny because he didn't mind making fun of every other religion

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  134. He isn't really. This is going as planned.

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  135. "I remember, probably in the first grade, being invited to a matinee film
    with my stepbrother and his girlfriends, and I remember them playing
    with me. Playing my penis, and giggling. I thought that was pretty cool.
    That was my initiation into sex. At that age you don't necessarily
    achieve an erection, but it was cool. At around the same time there was a
    girl my age who was, in essence, my cousin. Later in life she actually
    wound up marrying that asshole Leo Lupton, my stepfather! Boy this
    sounds like Tobacco Road. Anyway, I remember the two of us being
    so curious about each other's bodies, but not knowing what the hell to
    do. We would go into the woods and get naked together. It felt good. And
    for some reason I wanted to put crushed leaves into her. Don't know
    why, but I remember that. I don't remember the first time I had
    intercourse, believe it or not."

    - From his 2001 Playboy interview. He also hinted, but did not confirm, that he was sexually abused by his mother

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  136. Well, sure, but that's a given. Nobody, even those filing the lawsuits, dispute that such a thing happens.

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  137. Yes. And that was just on Tues.

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  138. Both those reports have actually been subsequently denied by Meltzer

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  139. You are limited to two and three letter words when using that gimmick.

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  140. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©April 23, 2015 at 9:15 AM

    "You're gonna get sued!"

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  141. That would be awesome! I just checked, it's at the Armory, which is around 3,600 for sports and 4,300 for concerts.

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  142. Dammit...that got a LLOL while sitting in my cubicle.

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  143. I hope the doctor gave Bryan a z-pack for his brain injury.

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  144. This Daniel Bryan story is the weirdest I've seen in quite some time.

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  145. Well, he is a "Higher Power"

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  146. I always wonder how much is true and how much is bullshit. But I wonder how many times he's told a diva "I wanna fill you up like a leaf bag"

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  147. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©April 23, 2015 at 9:20 AM

    So it's official, Bryan's injury is all tied back to his match with a returning Sheamus, combined that with everything else from that week and it makes sense.

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  148. Thaddeus MountainApril 23, 2015 at 9:20 AM

    Unless they dye Sara Del Rey's hair red and caller "Eva Marie," the current incarnation will still fucking suck.

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  149. Half Life 3 Confirmed?

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  150. It's not a tumour!

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  151. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©April 23, 2015 at 9:21 AM

    Yeah! Half Life 3 is confirmed guys!

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  152. Please make Eva Marie go away. I don't even watch RAW and I want her to go. I hope the fans get her early and often.

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  153. Thaddeus MountainApril 23, 2015 at 9:21 AM

    I read at the Torch that the amount of guaranteed ice cream is holding up the negotiations.

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  154. I still find it odd the WWE refuses to disclose Bryan's injury.

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  155. I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR TURBOMAN DOLL

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  156. The thing is, if it's not true what would be the point of him saying the crushed leaves bit? I get a guy like Vince possibly being like "Yeah, a chick played with my dick in the movie theater!" to make him seem like he was super-masculine at a young age or something, but not making up a crushed leaves fetish.

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  157. HAWSS®, IceCREAAAAAM!!!™ and Trouser-Doodyer℠ are registered trademarks of World Wrestling Entertainment, all rights reserved.

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  158. The girl best known for sucker punching another player in the face at Baylor, IM SHOCKED!!!

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  159. It's not Lupus. It's never Lupus.

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  160. There's no point in the women/Divas division at all. I love the Bellas, but just clean house and dump all of them.

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  161. Like it's been said below I think it may have something to do with the lawsuits. But it's really really weird. Even come up wit ha fake, kayfabe reason to why they pulled him.

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  162. use the term girl loosely

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  163. Thaddeus MountainApril 23, 2015 at 9:22 AM

    IT WAS ME, AUSTIN!

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  164. That's because he's actually dead. They just don't know how to tell us.

    Pretty soon it'll be like when your pet dies and your parents say "We sent your dog to a farm upstate"

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  165. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©April 23, 2015 at 9:22 AM

    And replace them with the far better NXT workers.

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  166. "It was the rantings of a crazy, crazy man" All I got really.

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  167. Maybe it's jaundice.

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  168. The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people - under the supervision of the reverse vampires - are hiding the seriousness of Daniel Bryan's alleged injury.

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  169. GET TO DA CHOPPER!

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  170. Imagine that NXT Fatal Four Way in front of a WrestleMania crowd. That's what they deserve, not having to play backup to Michael Hayes's side pieces.

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  171. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©April 23, 2015 at 9:25 AM

    Cole:" Tonight on Raw, Nikki will defend her title against a very special guest, The Trashhep from Fraggle Rock!"

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  172. What? That's stupid. Where did you get your fake medical license? Out of a vending machine?


    I got mine from Dr. Person Online University and Farm Advice. Much more fakey prestige.

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  173. AverageJoeEverymanApril 23, 2015 at 9:25 AM

    This will be the Second Warrior rumor of the new millennium. See here where he had short hair and a beard, that is the real Bryan, then when he got long hair and a beard, that is the second Bryan. Real name Mitch Conner.

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  174. YEAH RIGHT PAL! SHE LOOKS LIKE AN ATHLETE, AND I YANK IT TO GROSS PUKE MODELS!

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  175. They could get Bryan Kendrick, hair him up, sleep with Brie, and see if people notice...

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  176. I don't have any license. I just stayed at a Holiday Inn last night.

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  177. How nice of WWE to respect Bryan's right to medical priva- HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA they're hiding something that affects them!

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  178. I think being jacked is more important. A giant hasn't drawn squat for the company in decades. It's all Cena, Brock, Bryan, and Punk.

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  179. http://www.homeproductsnmore.com/Lawn_Bag_Holder_p/lb-sq.htm This always gives Vinny Mac a stiffy.

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  180. "At no point were we never not aware of Daniel Bryan's alleged representation in regards to his concussion proclivities."

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  181. Time is Money is the most unfair bullshit game on Price is Right. I'd be pissed if my one chance up there is that game.

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  182. Some friend of my cousin's I met at a party once was on the show this week (yeah, I know a celebrity).

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  183. "Ween" Dean AndrewsApril 23, 2015 at 9:32 AM

    I dunno, I think they're tough enough that in an intergender three-way match, you'd get your kicked.

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  184. Weekend at D-Bry's.

    Poor Brie will have to take all the money now instead of just the half she was going to take in a couple years.

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  185. Or nothing. Because women's wrestling sucks ass.

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  186. So a flight from Europe to America with a concussion would be kind of bad...

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  187. "Ween" Dean AndrewsApril 23, 2015 at 9:34 AM

    NXT for me is suffering from a huge Neville-shaped hole that is becoming more apparent to me each week. They haven't found anything to fill it yet.

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  188. GET YOUR ASS TO MARS!

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  189. WWE knows that he's a draw and wants people to sign up for the network because they want to see him wrestle?

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  190. The original cover of Piledriver had clues about what happened to the original Bryan.

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  191. I'D get her early and often, if you catch my drift*



    *I would boo her for being bad at wrestling. Also the sex.

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  192. hi why is stuff yes hi

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  193. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©April 23, 2015 at 9:36 AM

    That's only season 3 NXT.

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