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  1. HEI DEN
    HEIDENREICH

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  2. I'm surprised wrestling's never done more jail storylines. It'd be a good way to keep heat on a monster heel if he gets injured or what have you. Instead of doing a suspension storyline, have him do something so despicable he gets sent to jail/prison, so then he has super heat when comes back.

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  3. Mitch, The GodfatherApril 18, 2015 at 5:17 PM

    Lesnar should have F5'd a kid. That'll work.

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  4. Gets restrained by cops, "unknowingly" swings on one.

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  5. Doesn't work as well in a non-kayfabe/reality world when everyone could understand that said person did not really go to jail.

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  6. Goldberg ruined jail arcs for everyone

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  7. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBFE2a-u9Lg

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  8. They don't really even do "you can't touch each other before the fight" storylines anymore. They take away every way to get heat and wonder why there is no heat.

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  9. cabspaintedyellowApril 18, 2015 at 5:23 PM

    But then, if you want to turn him face, adults won't want their kids cheering an ex-con. Unless he does an MVP-type promo about mistakes being made, and how to learn from them. Dammit, they missed the boat on MVP so hard.

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  10. cabspaintedyellowApril 18, 2015 at 5:23 PM

    That's what happens when three kids stack on top of each other, put on an overcoat, and try to challenge the Beast Incarnate.

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  11. TNT editing logic: Edit out everyone saying "shit" in The Matrix Reloaded except when Jada Pinkett says "bullshit". Well I guess if the shit is from the bull, it's OK.

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  12. cabspaintedyellowApril 18, 2015 at 5:27 PM

    I'm still trying to think of what would be the ideal first name for The Ryback.


    I'm going to go with something exotic. Maybe Lyoto? Or Daquan?


    Tadarius Ryback could be a big star.

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  13. Just got back from McDonald's. Everytime I eat it, it's like whacking off. Just so filled up with feelings of shame. My head is bowed.

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  14. cabspaintedyellowApril 18, 2015 at 5:28 PM

    You catch your own reflection in the mirror, and your shame inflates as you sadly close all the unused pornhub tabs.

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  15. Just scarfed down some Jack in the Box. It's gonna blow when it comes out, but for now, so fucking happy

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  16. That's pretty much fast food 101.

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  17. This Bulls/Bucks series is going 6 or 7.

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  18. But is "horseshit" okay?

    We also don't want to censor the *ACTING!!!* of the woman who birthed two of the creepiest kids ever.

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  19. I'm surprised there's not more lawsuit angles in wrestling. I could see a guy like the cameraman or Michael cole suing WWE for lesnar's attack and gets controlling interesting in WWE.

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  20. then they will lose to the cavs

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  21. did that this morning

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  22. Cooking just sucks so hard. Would anyone like to join me in my quest to go back in time and stop the feminist movement?

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  23. Oh lord. Cole running WWE would be an immediate channel changer for me.

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  24. Hey, lots of women love to cook. Just have to find the right one.

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  25. i'm so fucking lazy. I dont even want to go to the market to get some items unless I'm desperate. Much easier to do drive-thru or delivery

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  26. Cavs over Spurs in the Finals. Cavs should be able to waltz through the East. Spurs will be beat up from a rough West playoffs.

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  27. removes him from announcing table

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  28. I work 60+ hours during the week and f--- spending one of my free ones in the kitchen. Fast food is killing me but it's the most efficient and convenient option at the moment

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  29. Aaron Brooks is good for one WTF shot a week.

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  30. Would it? For our luck he'd do both roles.

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  31. I'm going with Cavs - Warriors

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  32. NBA just feels like the basketball equivalent of the WWE right now. I haven't been able to get invested in the season all year. The all-star game did me in. I should not have tried to watch that. Oh, and they need to push new stars. Do they even have any?

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  33. Probably not horseshit, but maybe HORSEDICK

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  34. The Saints QB?

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  35. Anthony Davis, but he's in New Orleans so the NBA acts like he doesn't even exist.

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  36. was thinking the same thing.

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  37. Brow, Curry, lots of young guys.

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  38. cabspaintedyellowApril 18, 2015 at 5:36 PM

    Possibly my favorite Kayfabe News article yet:

    http://www.kayfabenews.com/wwe-turns-heel-screw-troops-broadcast/

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  39. Boy Meets World Clay

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  40. He was good for about 30 WTF passes a game.

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  41. This season has seen a slew of new guys brush past the old guard. LeBrn's slowing down while guys like Steph Curry, Anthony Davis, Kyrie Iring, Westbrook, and James Harden have had breakout years

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  42. Can't do Atlanta. I tried.

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  43. Steph Curry, Anthony Davis, James Harden, there's an obscene amount of fresh elite talent. This was one of the best regular seasons ever

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  44. the atlanta hawks seems like jeff jarrett. They do all the little things right and you have no problem if they were in the second round. However, you never want to see them in the main event/finals.

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  45. Yup, so many great games and teams this year. I honestly have no idea who's gonna win the title.

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  46. NBA probably fears a Hawks-Spurs final.

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  47. I do. ALL ABOARD THE KORV!

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  48. Just can't connect with those guys for some reason. Maybe I'm just old. I'm not interested much in one-on-five play either. That seems to be Westbrook and Harden specialties.

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  49. They should call themselves the Atlanta slapnuts

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  50. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzz

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  51. I fear it too. Just like wrestling, I hate when the title lineage is broken. The Heat should be there defending the east and someone should have to beat them for it. Same with the Spurs. Knock em out.

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  52. They're throwbacks to the bad old days of Wade, Kobe, and as much as I loved him Allen Iverson. The new ball is a lot more motion offense like GS, the Spurs and Atlanta.

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  53. I was all in as a Cleveland native this year, just loved the NBA season.

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  54. Big Van Z-Bo is ready for a great series.

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  55. spurs-cavs would be awesome. lebron v duncan 4. Cavs seek revenge from 2007

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  56. Way too much help defense in the NBA. Leaves teams with tons of open 3's.

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  57. I'm tired of LeBron vs. Spurs.

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  58. Well if you've seen who plays alongside Westbrook without KD and Serge, he has no choice but to shoot 40 times. Harden is definitely better than a pure iso player, he's excellent in knowing what to do on a possession and has an amazing handle. I think you're just old, offensive basketball is at an all time high with teams favoring ball movement and quick offense; guys like Roy Hibbert are being phased out.

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  59. I really enjoyed GS-Clips from last year. They played team ball and there was an edge to the game. Some of these games just have guys standing there waiting to shoot a 3 as much analytical sense it makes to do it, the games are hard to watch with that style.

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  60. And now big men who can shoot are everywhere, so that makes teams even more indefensible. You can't even leave a Kelly Olynyk alone away from the key

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  61. Fat, Ugly Inner-City SweathogApril 18, 2015 at 5:43 PM

    It doesn't have to be soon, but I want to see Brock vs Rusev at some point

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  62. Rorschach's JournalApril 18, 2015 at 5:43 PM

    "My lawsuit is trending on Twitter, King. #ColeSuit!"

    MAKE. IT. STOP.

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  63. At the least, give Brock 15-20 minutes in the Rumble, get a peak at the matchups a better company would run

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  64. Don't worry Brooklyn will take care of them.


    Let me have this

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  65. Remember when Austin would tell anyone who would listen that he wanted a piece of Bret? I wish Reigns was doing that about Brock. Just grab the mic every week and keep calling him out until the challenge is answered.

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  66. Remember how bad the ratings were for the '05 Spurs/Pistons finals?

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  67. Bald Charlize Theron in Mad Max can still get it, although nothing tops her in those Dior ads. Holy shit.

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  68. You will get more Brock vs. Cena and LIKE IT!

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  69. and that went 7 games

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  70. I think Nets-Spurs was worse

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  71. Mitch, The GodfatherApril 18, 2015 at 5:45 PM

    First four games were terrible. Game 5 may have been one of the best Finals games in the past decade.

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  72. Pissed I can't go to Game 3, hoping to go to Game 4.

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  73. Is Paul Pierce face or heel? I like that he's embraced his role as that old guy standing on the court talking noise while his teammates have to actually win the game.

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  74. That series was terrible. Plus it's the lowest rated Finals ever

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  75. It's hilarious how much "Lily Adams" is busting out against her AT&T uniform. PUPPIES!!!

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  76. i thought spurs cavs sweep was

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  77. Mitch, The GodfatherApril 18, 2015 at 5:47 PM

    I believe Atlanta would have had a easier time with Indiana than Brooklyn.


    1. Because George Hill plays for Indiana.


    2. Because Roy Hibbert plays for Indiana.


    3. Lopez has been playing great for the Nets and Young has been a decent addition. If Deron plays like he is capable of playing, I can see it going 7.

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  78. Exclusive first look at Reigns after the challenge is answered: https://bplusmovieblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/the-naked-gun-70.png

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  79. I liked it. Well until the end of Game 6

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  80. I was a die-hard fan at that point and even I had to give up. Nets making back-to-back Finals was rock bottom for the NBA

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  81. Second worst rated Finals of the 00s (behind 2003).

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  82. Remember the Cena/Bischoff feud? It wasn't bad like your usual Authority figure stuff, but completely boring and heatless. Scott said it best when he called it the straight to DVD sequel to Austin/McMahon.

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  83. Mitch, The GodfatherApril 18, 2015 at 5:48 PM

    I cried at the end of Game 6 since that was Robinson's last one.

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  84. Deron Williams never plays like he's capable of playing. He'll have one good game or one good week and everyone freaks out that D-Will's back...and then he's not.

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  85. And they've repeated the same deal with the Authority!

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  86. Mitch, The GodfatherApril 18, 2015 at 5:49 PM

    They had a good squad, though. I don't think Kidd gets enough credit for what he did back then.

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  87. So Taz left TNA because he wanted to explore other options with his contract expiring this summer. He said his checks were a few days late, but he was paid in full.

    http://wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2015/0418/592555/taz-reveals-why-he-left-tna-wrestling/

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  88. Rorschach's JournalApril 18, 2015 at 5:50 PM

    Heh....just watched this week's NXT. Solomon Crowe looks like a fat little troll doll, and...why was Leva Bates just called "Blue Pants"? I get that it's her nickname and all...but everyone else has real names down there, and that just stood out, and not in a good way. Is she just enhancement talent at this point, or is she actually signed to an NXT contract?

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  89. You make a movie with Vin Diesel and DeNiro, then make one with Kevin Sorbo and Richard Kind.

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  90. Mitch, The GodfatherApril 18, 2015 at 5:50 PM

    Or like Miz/Cena in 2009. I still forget that was a PPV match.

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  91. cabspaintedyellowApril 18, 2015 at 5:50 PM

    I always get a little tickle of excitement whenever a new location pops up in the Game of Thrones opening credits.

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  92. 2003 did a 5.2 average, 2005 did a 6.9 average

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  93. I think Kidd is properly rated. He could run a team but the jumper was always a liability.

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  94. FOX just hired Pete Rose for its MLB studio shows. HOW BOUT IT

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  95. http://www.statista.com/statistics/240377/nba-finals-tv-viewership-in-the-united-states/



    spurs cavs was the worst finals in 00s; then spurs-nets; then spurs-pistons

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  96. It always bums me out seeing Winterfell more and more in ruins

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  97. cabspaintedyellowApril 18, 2015 at 5:51 PM

    She came in as enhancement talent for Carmella, I believe. Hence, whey she didn't get a name, because the gimmick was that she was a nobody. But once she scored that upset Horowitz-style win, she really should have earned a real name.

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  98. Would be funny if on his first day, Kane bust through a wall and tombstoned him.

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  99. He can't be any worse than Harold Reynolds

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  100. I have zero recollection of that one.

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  101. cabspaintedyellowApril 18, 2015 at 5:51 PM

    Me too, although I've always been kind of creeped out by the sound of the weirwood tree growing.

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  102. cabspaintedyellowApril 18, 2015 at 5:52 PM

    THAT'S PETE ROSE! THAT'S PETE ROSE!

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  103. That's what happens when you put two teams who try to hold the score to under 90 (see also: Rockets/Knicks).

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  104. The last time he was in FOX studio, he kicked your asssssss

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  105. This is actually a good hire. Rose is a jerk, but he knows a TON about baseball.

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  106. I think she started as enhancement talent and got over because fans do not like Carmella.

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  107. Aaron Hernandez got put on suicide watch. Uh oh.

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  108. Rorschach's JournalApril 18, 2015 at 5:53 PM

    Right? I mean, if they're gonna keep her around (and they absolutely SHOULD, girl is a fun, dynamic presence in the ring, and can actually WORK) she needs more of a name than "Blue Pants". At that rate, if they call her up to RAW, she'll just be "Pants".

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  109. Shocked, I tell ya!

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  110. It's actually pretty customary

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  111. Mitch, The GodfatherApril 18, 2015 at 5:53 PM

    It was sort of like Jericho/Goldberg in WCW. Just a stopgap for Cena from Big Show to Orton.

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  112. In a dystopian future, that just means his suicide will be broadcast for all to see

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  113. cabspaintedyellowApril 18, 2015 at 5:54 PM

    I feel like any phrase could come across as uber creepy with the simple addition of a Lenny face at the end.

    "I can't wait to get some girl scout cookies."

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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  114. Utah Jazz NEVER get any love in these NBA merchandise commercials.

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  115. Mitch, The GodfatherApril 18, 2015 at 5:55 PM

    He got better at it and somehow he's ranked second in terms of 3PT FG's made. Tony Parker got better at it so guys like Carter-Williams and Burke need to be learning from then. Rondo is hopeless.

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  116. Hopefully they stop him. He does not fear death, he welcomes it; his punishment must be more severe.

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  117. Never seen anyone in my part of the country rock Utah Jazz anything. They have to be last in merchandise every year, especially among black people.

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  118. Except Reigns doesn't want those problems.

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  119. SO LONG DENNAL PLAN

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  120. So, the Spurs were the worst

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  122. Not a lot of African Americans in Salt Lake City

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  123. That's fair. I actually don't own any Jazz memorabilia, so I guess I'm a contributor to that.

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  124. But he should. Right now he's just doing stupid sitdowns talking about what he can/could/will do. Prove it! Call dude out and ask for a rematch

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  125. I used to see a lot of Malone jerseys when I was young.

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  126. Rorschach's JournalApril 18, 2015 at 5:57 PM

    So, Britt McHenry: fired or promoted for her little bitchy outburst? Personally, I would demote her and make her a blogger or something. Remove her from the public eye as on-camera talent, but keep her around. Make her USE that journalism degree she's so fond of harping on.

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  127. cabspaintedyellowApril 18, 2015 at 5:57 PM

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  128. My guess is she's demoted.

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  129. He started working on the J when the speed and quickness faded. Those last years in Dallas he was actually pretty good. Rondo man, just smh at him

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  130. Mitch, The GodfatherApril 18, 2015 at 5:58 PM

    Erin Andrews' boyfriend got popped for cocaine and ecstasy possession last night. Sucks to be her and him.

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  131. Fired, hired by SI, where she turns her abuse on hard working baristas instead and becomes one of the nations pre-eminent sportswriters.

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  132. Man, I've never seen one. Not in my neck of the woods, rap videos, movies wherever. Having 98 colors in the design didn't help.

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  133. Amazing she kept her job after pulling the "Ill sue you because of who I work for" card. She seems like a terrible person.

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  134. Not a lot you can do with purple. Most teams learned to stick to black. ESPN did a feature on it back in the 90s

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  135. Mitch, The GodfatherApril 18, 2015 at 6:00 PM

    At least we know Cam'ron reps the Jazz jersey. Suck it, O'Reilly.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPjUsu2-QMQ

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  136. The first two Matrix movies get an extra snowflake for having RATM over the end credits

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  137. That was a first. You know when you can turn Dame Dash face that you are a great heel. Did you see him on the "Breakfast Club" the other week?

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  138. when she got onto the news a few days ago, my first response was "who the heck is she?" and then "she only got her job because of her looks"

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  139. Poor Erin cannot catch a break, on top of how much resentment she gets from people like Michelle Beadle and Pam Oliver

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  140. Mitch, The GodfatherApril 18, 2015 at 6:03 PM

    I did. Still don't know what to say about that.

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  141. Rorschach's JournalApril 18, 2015 at 6:03 PM

    She absolutely IS, from what I've read. On the one hand, she fills her Twitter with "body positive" and "inspirational" shit about loving your body no matter what, and embracing your inner beauty...and then her true colors come out during an ugly scene like this. Beautiful girls DO NOT get to play the fucking "body positivity" card. They have no experience being anything OTHER than praised as goddesses and given free passes for their looks. Kinda like Selena Gomez pulling the "there's more of me to love" fat chick line. Fucking bitch is like, 88 pounds soaking wet! I'm sorry she ate at a Taco Bell and felt a bit bloated, but that doesn't mean you get to pretend that you've gained thirty pounds and are sporting a beer gut. You're a waif, and twelve year olds in this country are fatter than you. Shut the fuck up, Selena.

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  142. I swear that Hitler must be in charge of female talent at ESPN. All they hire are blonde, blue-eyed white girls. Can a brotha get some variety?

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  143. So now we have a shrugging guy, RKO guy, and a Lenny face guy on the blog.

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  144. Mitch, The GodfatherApril 18, 2015 at 6:03 PM

    I can understand from Pam. Beadle is just the worst.

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  145. Beadle is aging like Missy Hyatt.

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  146. Rorschach's JournalApril 18, 2015 at 6:04 PM

    It sure as shit wasn't because of her winning attitude, that's for certain.

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  147. jamelle hill; sage steele

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  148. You don't rock Jazz merch you... smooth jazz it.

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  149. C'mon Toronto. Win the draft lottery and get McDavid!

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  150. Mitch, The GodfatherApril 18, 2015 at 6:05 PM

    And she got arrested too. Damn. I remember when Rachel Nichols was in her prime around 2004-2005. Good years.

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  151. I can agree with the gist of his argument but he's such a dickhead that you feel dirty ever siding with him.

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  152. Well, Britt McHenry got what she wanted: we know who she is now:

    A TWAT

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  153. Lol and then according to my friend ESPN ruined her when they made her fill in the gap in her front teeth.

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  154. YYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

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  155. How could I forget!

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  156. McDavid sounds like a restaurant in Israel

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  157. They should just bribe the league, but since Toronto's ownership only cares about profits for themselves that will not happen. They need to get the Cleveland Cav's owners kid as a honorary fan or something.

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  158. Mitch, The GodfatherApril 18, 2015 at 6:06 PM

    ESPN just ruins everything.

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  159. Burt Macklin, Man Without FearApril 18, 2015 at 6:07 PM

    Reminds me of Jack from Mass Effect 2.

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  160. cabspaintedyellowApril 18, 2015 at 6:07 PM

    This is what HBK thinks of the whole situation:

    http://i.imgur.com/Jc69x.gif

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  161. Mitch, The GodfatherApril 18, 2015 at 6:07 PM

    Cari Champion on First Take although I don't watch that garbage anymore.

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  162. oh that's right can't forget about that time they hired a couple of people that didn't fit the profile to fill the affirmative action quota. Complete destroys my argument

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  163. Geez, NBC get to the damn draft order. We don't need to interview prospects, who gives a damn.

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  164. Mitch, The GodfatherApril 18, 2015 at 6:08 PM

    I got the Devils in an upset. I need this one.

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  165. cabspaintedyellowApril 18, 2015 at 6:08 PM

    I'd like to think I'm more of an all-purpose sign guy. Sort of like how Vinson is Johnny-on-the-Spot with the sexy gifs, whereas I'm just...sorta...there. With the...non...sexy...gifs.

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  166. Filled with win

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  167. Taking potshots at an organizations credibility while advocating bribery.

    Bold strategy Sciso.

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  168. Knowing Bettman's obsession with Phoenix, I'm sure they'll get a high pick.

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  169. cabspaintedyellowApril 18, 2015 at 6:10 PM

    Puroresu being so big in Japan means that their women are inherently better-prepared for the mean streets of their prefecture.

    http://i.imgur.com/GiVEn.gif

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  170. Draft lotteries should just give equal odds to everyone who didn't make the playoffs. That would stop tanking.

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  171. Everyone turns it off once the announcemeet is made.

    It'll come at the end

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  172. That has to be fake.

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  173. Rorschach's JournalApril 18, 2015 at 6:11 PM

    The NXT crowd wants to like Rhyno; they're popping for his moves, and chanting "Better than Roman!" for the GOREGOREGORE. Not gonna lie; I think a match between Rhyno and Owens could be entertaining, if they let the two big guys just PUMMEL each other.

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  174. and then you have teams like okc winning the lottery this year

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  175. cabspaintedyellowApril 18, 2015 at 6:11 PM

    Oh absolutely. Why bridge? It's not like anyone is going to count it.

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  176. Hey, the Spurs got Duncan back when David Robertson got hurt!

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  177. Lowest rated NBA Finals of the 2000s:
    1. 2007 (6.2), 2. 2003 (6.5), 3. 2005 (8.2), 4. 2009 (8.4), 5. 2006 (8.5), 6. 2008 (9.3), 7. 2002 (10.2), 8. 2004 (11.4), 9. 2000 (11.6), 10. 2001 (12.1)

    The 2000-2002 NBA Finals were on NBC. 2003-present have been on ABC.

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  178. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©April 18, 2015 at 6:12 PM

    I didn't know that New Japan had an "Escape the Elevator" match.

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  179. I've seen Rhyno vs Steen.Was a title defense a couple months into his reign in ROH.

    It was good. Nothing to write home about either.

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  180. Not to undersell it. It was certainly good enough to be a main event

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  181. Have you ever seen Kaylee Hartung before? She's a 10.

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  182. Damnit, Toronto stayed at #4! Screw the NHL!

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  183. Oilers get #1 pick.

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  184. You seem to forget that Miami Heat employees the NBA League staff run the draft and will therefore get the #1 pick.

    #LOLHEATWIN

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  185. Wow, Oilers get McDavid.

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  186. Stuff like this just gives the NBA more incentive to rig everything for the Lakers. They are going to win the lottery, aren't they?

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  187. Yep. Order is Oilers, Sabres, Coyotes, and then Toronto.

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  188. Or the Knicks.

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  189. cabspaintedyellowApril 18, 2015 at 6:15 PM

    Vince McMahon would publicly admit the WBF and the XFL were colossal misfires, and that he has no business doing anything outside of professional wrestling (not sports entertainment), if he could get even one of those numbers for Raw.

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