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If You Could Ask Vince One Question...



If you got Vince McMahon alone and had 10 minutes and some truth serum, what would you ask him?

​Was Montreal a work?  Should John Cena turn heel?  How would you rebook the Invasion?  ​

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  1. "Who's on your Mount Rushmore of pro wrestling?"

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  2. "Do you really like wrestling?"

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  3. Either "Do you like beans?" or "Would you like to see a movie with George Wendt?"

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  4. what diva gave the best head?

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  5. It's all about that bass

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  6. What happened to you in your childhood? Don't worry, I don't really have anything to do. I'm just laying around on a lazy Saturday even though I should be packing to move.

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  7. lol, good response from Scott lol

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  8. Did you have Randy's sloppy seconds?

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  9. What did Big Show's ass taste like at Unforgiven 2006?

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  10. What's your favourite root vegetable?


    Broadly speaking mine is onions. They're just so versatile. But parsnips are underutilized in my opinion as well.

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  11. Truth serum? Vince puts that shit in his cereal in the morning and then tells 47 lies to whoever is around.

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  12. What is it about the back body drop that deserved all of the vowel elongation in its announcments?

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  13. Virgil's Gimmick TableApril 18, 2015 at 10:40 AM

    Does the size of Hunter's nose hinder his blowjob skills?

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  14. Can I get a copy of the Bret Hart Tom Magee match?

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  15. Why did you kill the territories?

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  16. Asking Vince about Savage and Stephanie would be worth whatever beating I'd receive just to see the look on his face.

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  17. Whatever question I ask, as soon as Vince has done finishing what he has to say, I'll respond with "excellent answer, Ted Turner".

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  18. Belee_Matt!_INDEED!!!April 18, 2015 at 11:04 AM

    What...a maneuver?

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  19. How much will you give me not to ask anything else that'll I'll immediately send to TMZ?

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  20. Who do *you* think I am?

    OK, now who am I *really*

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  21. Do these jeans make my ass look fat?

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  22. Adam "Colorado" CurryApril 18, 2015 at 12:14 PM

    That was my first thought too.

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  23. Do you like gladiator movies?

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  24. What really happened with Savage and Stephanie

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  25. Lol, that's exactly what I came on here to say.

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  26. Do these effectively hide my thunder?

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  27. And lastly - who are you to doubt El Dandy?

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  28. What was your reaction when Shane handed in his resignation and did you try and talk him out of it?

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  29. What was the actual attendance at WrestleMania III?

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  30. How much "bit of skirt" did you have in total while married to Linda.

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  31. Scott's answers.

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  32. Which Divas have you fucked and who was the best?

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  33. Because it made him more money

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  34. So did you really fuck Shawn Michaels? Because you're commentary about him sure sounds like it

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  35. Tell me how Sable got her job back in 2003 and please, leave no details out.

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  36. Why do you hate wrestling?

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  37. Battle Kat LitterApril 18, 2015 at 2:05 PM

    Roman Reigns sucks

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  38. Do you at all feel the insane working conditions at WWE in any way lead to so many dead wrestlers?

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  39. Did Trish REALLY bark like a dog??

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  40. You run the biggest wrestling promotion in the world, why do you have a certain look for your top guys?

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  41. Have you ever fucked a man in the ass and convinced yourself it was establishing dominance and not gay?

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  42. cabspaintedyellowApril 18, 2015 at 2:55 PM

    "Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?"
    "Really?"
    "You?"

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  43. What are your spiritual beliefs?

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  44. Quite frankly you're wrong.

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  45. Quite frankly I'm not gay.

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  46. Quite frankly I had asked Randy to fuck me numerous times only to find him in bed with my very own daughter.

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  47. Was Montreal a work?

    "Of course it was, pal! I'm a genius!"

    Should John Cena turn heel?

    "His merchandise sales as a face puts food on our table, pal, so no. Unless he decides he wants to try other things outside the WWE umbrella then I'm going to CM Punk his ass, pal!"

    How would you rebook the Invasion?

    "HHH vs Goldberg/Sting/Steiner/Hogan/Nash/Hall/Flair in a handicap winner take all match, pal! Hunter wins in the end and after the match HHH butt fucks everyone associated with WCW!"

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  48. No he's not.

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  49. But.. but he was in it to help himself not hurt the other guy.

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  50. Belief in the Almighty Dollar!

    Which, when you think about it, requires as big a leap of faith as any other religion.

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  51. What is your vision for WWE (the publicly traded company) ten years from now?

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  52. That's how business works for the most part: beating your competition

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  53. "Why didn't you just run Hogan/Warrior II for WrestleMania 7?"

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  54. Same reason they didn't run Hogan/Flait for Wrestlemania VIII.

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  55. As if he would have been on hand for that occasion?

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  56. Because it's his personal preference. Thought that would be obvious.

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  57. Bradshaws partner per-simmons is my favorite veggie.

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  58. Me: "Did you hire Bischoff just so you could eventually put him in a trash compactor?"


    Vince: "Yes."


    Me: "I know."

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  59. "Have you watched a movie made in the 21rst century?"

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  60. Fat, Ugly Inner-City SweathogApril 19, 2015 at 11:04 AM

    "So just how many 'ones' do you owe, Pal?"

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  61. Harlan Leverage IIIApril 19, 2015 at 9:46 PM

    What's with the hillbillies?

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  62. Why did you spend 20 years trying to make everybody think you wore a hairpiece? It's a weird joke, dude.

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