What happened to you in your childhood? Don't worry, I don't really have anything to do. I'm just laying around on a lazy Saturday even though I should be packing to move.
"His merchandise sales as a face puts food on our table, pal, so no. Unless he decides he wants to try other things outside the WWE umbrella then I'm going to CM Punk his ass, pal!"
How would you rebook the Invasion?
"HHH vs Goldberg/Sting/Steiner/Hogan/Nash/Hall/Flair in a handicap winner take all match, pal! Hunter wins in the end and after the match HHH butt fucks everyone associated with WCW!"
"Who's on your Mount Rushmore of pro wrestling?"
ReplyDelete"Do you really like wrestling?"
ReplyDeleteEither "Do you like beans?" or "Would you like to see a movie with George Wendt?"
ReplyDeletewhat diva gave the best head?
ReplyDeleteNicole bass.
ReplyDeleteIt's all about that bass
ReplyDeleteAl Snow
ReplyDeleteDid macho fuck Stephanie?
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to you in your childhood? Don't worry, I don't really have anything to do. I'm just laying around on a lazy Saturday even though I should be packing to move.
ReplyDeletelol, good response from Scott lol
ReplyDeleteDid you have Randy's sloppy seconds?
ReplyDeleteWhat did Big Show's ass taste like at Unforgiven 2006?
ReplyDeleteWhat's your favourite root vegetable?
ReplyDeleteBroadly speaking mine is onions. They're just so versatile. But parsnips are underutilized in my opinion as well.
Truth serum? Vince puts that shit in his cereal in the morning and then tells 47 lies to whoever is around.
ReplyDeleteWhat is it about the back body drop that deserved all of the vowel elongation in its announcments?
ReplyDeleteDoes the size of Hunter's nose hinder his blowjob skills?
ReplyDeleteCan I get a copy of the Bret Hart Tom Magee match?
ReplyDeleteWhy did you kill the territories?
ReplyDeleteAsking Vince about Savage and Stephanie would be worth whatever beating I'd receive just to see the look on his face.
ReplyDeleteShawn Michaels
ReplyDeleteWhatever question I ask, as soon as Vince has done finishing what he has to say, I'll respond with "excellent answer, Ted Turner".
ReplyDeleteWhat...a maneuver?
ReplyDeleteHow much will you give me not to ask anything else that'll I'll immediately send to TMZ?
ReplyDeleteWho do *you* think I am?
ReplyDeleteOK, now who am I *really*
Do these jeans make my ass look fat?
ReplyDeleteThat was my first thought too.
ReplyDeleteDo you like gladiator movies?
ReplyDeleteWhat really happened with Savage and Stephanie
ReplyDeleteLol, that's exactly what I came on here to say.
ReplyDeleteDo these effectively hide my thunder?
ReplyDeleteAnd lastly - who are you to doubt El Dandy?
ReplyDeleteWhat was your reaction when Shane handed in his resignation and did you try and talk him out of it?
ReplyDeleteWhat was the actual attendance at WrestleMania III?
ReplyDeleteHow much "bit of skirt" did you have in total while married to Linda.
ReplyDeleteScott's answers.
ReplyDeleteWhich Divas have you fucked and who was the best?
ReplyDeleteBecause it made him more money
ReplyDeleteSo did you really fuck Shawn Michaels? Because you're commentary about him sure sounds like it
ReplyDeleteTell me how Sable got her job back in 2003 and please, leave no details out.
ReplyDeleteWhy do you hate wrestling?
ReplyDeleteRoman Reigns sucks
ReplyDeleteDo you at all feel the insane working conditions at WWE in any way lead to so many dead wrestlers?
ReplyDeleteDid Trish REALLY bark like a dog??
ReplyDeleteYou run the biggest wrestling promotion in the world, why do you have a certain look for your top guys?
ReplyDeleteHave you ever fucked a man in the ass and convinced yourself it was establishing dominance and not gay?
ReplyDelete"Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?"
ReplyDelete"Really?"
"You?"
Vince is Mac.
ReplyDeleteWhat are your spiritual beliefs?
ReplyDeleteQuite frankly you're wrong.
ReplyDeleteQuite frankly I'm not gay.
ReplyDeleteQuite frankly I had asked Randy to fuck me numerous times only to find him in bed with my very own daughter.
ReplyDeleteWas Montreal a work?
ReplyDelete"Of course it was, pal! I'm a genius!"
Should John Cena turn heel?
"His merchandise sales as a face puts food on our table, pal, so no. Unless he decides he wants to try other things outside the WWE umbrella then I'm going to CM Punk his ass, pal!"
How would you rebook the Invasion?
"HHH vs Goldberg/Sting/Steiner/Hogan/Nash/Hall/Flair in a handicap winner take all match, pal! Hunter wins in the end and after the match HHH butt fucks everyone associated with WCW!"
No he's not.
ReplyDeleteBut.. but he was in it to help himself not hurt the other guy.
ReplyDelete"McMahonism"
ReplyDeleteBelief in the Almighty Dollar!
ReplyDeleteWhich, when you think about it, requires as big a leap of faith as any other religion.
What is your vision for WWE (the publicly traded company) ten years from now?
ReplyDeleteThat's how business works for the most part: beating your competition
ReplyDelete"Why didn't you just run Hogan/Warrior II for WrestleMania 7?"
ReplyDeleteSame reason they didn't run Hogan/Flait for Wrestlemania VIII.
ReplyDeleteAs if he would have been on hand for that occasion?
ReplyDeleteSteroids?
ReplyDeleteBecause it's his personal preference. Thought that would be obvious.
ReplyDeleteBradshaws partner per-simmons is my favorite veggie.
ReplyDeleteMe: "Did you hire Bischoff just so you could eventually put him in a trash compactor?"
ReplyDeleteVince: "Yes."
Me: "I know."
"Have you watched a movie made in the 21rst century?"
ReplyDelete"So just how many 'ones' do you owe, Pal?"
ReplyDeleteHe sux
ReplyDeleteWhat's with the hillbillies?
ReplyDeleteWhy did you spend 20 years trying to make everybody think you wore a hairpiece? It's a weird joke, dude.
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