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BoD Thursday Night Thread

Talk about everything going on tonight here.

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  1. Shrug. Almost Friday at least.

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  2. This is what I have going on this weekend. I'm stoked.

    http://shakykneesfestival.com/

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  3. Yep. This time tomorrow I will be just wrapping up TV on the Radio and heading to check out Mastadon.

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  4. Highway to the CALZONE ZONE

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  5. What is with Jacoby Ellsbury 12-year-old peach fuzz? Grow a stache or keep it clean

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  6. Fuck that other thread, it's stupid and dumb.

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  7. Shelton BenjaminMay 7, 2015 at 5:22 PM

    You're just saying that 'cause they didn't accept your application to the No Marv's club

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  8. A long time ago, Around the Horn wasn't so bad.

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  9. National Organization of Men Against Retarded Vagina's

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  10. Ahh... NAMBLA.

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  11. Tony will always be awesome but the panelists have gotten worse (KATE FAGAN) and the new theme music is just awful

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  12. You're right. The water IS warm...but it smells funny and...oh...OH!!! NO!!!

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  13. Shelton BenjaminMay 7, 2015 at 5:24 PM

    HOME RUN MAN AGAINST RETARDED VAGINAS!!!

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  14. Just because I'm 35 with no kids (yet) and want to coach 10-year-old baseball don't...wait forget that...


    Shut up Petrie.

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  15. Your FACE is stupid and dumb!


    That's right. I went there.

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  16. I find the show Amish Mafia strangely compelling. watching the last season via youtube.

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  17. What, did they all circumcise their kids too?

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  18. North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes?

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  19. Yes! This makes it at least 12 threads in a row haha


    The dick will NOT DIE!

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  20. Every time I see Supergirl, I just think of her B&W Fappening photos of her getting plowed. I also want to put an arrow through the eye of the guy who got Felicity Smoak in the Fappening as well, no one treats my Smoak Monster that way

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  21. Like Goodfellas but with more churned butter

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  22. Minus the Bear, you should go see Minus the Bear

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  23. I swear watching the Pirates try to hit right now is like watching two retards trying to tag team a doorknob.

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  24. Anything happens to Marv, someone swing by his place and clear his browser history...

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  25. I really got into them like 7 or 8 years ago. Mainly cause they had a song called 'Lemurs, man. Lemurs.' Hadn't thought about them in years until I saw them on the lineup for this festival.

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  26. Kinda. More like reaffirmation that people have the same fucked up tendencies wherever they may be.

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  27. Can ESPN explain why knowing someone who was tragically murdered makes you a low character person?

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  28. Search history:


    Circumcision
    Black Pro Wrestlers
    Words that rhyme with Rains

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  29. I love how Cutch is clearly hurt but still going out hittung weak ground balls instead of, you know, going on the shelf so he can get back to being 100%. I don't know what part of him hitting .200 is helping the team while he's banged up

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  30. Checked them out a few times here in Seattle, love their shows

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  31. Bring back max. Kate Fagan is kinda hot though. Too bad she is such an awful example of the worst kind of ESPN 'journalism'

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  32. Glad you deleted the stuff about circumcision.

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  33. I'm afraid it's something that is going to keep him out for a while and that's why he's not taking the time off.

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  34. Funny enough almost all of that happened on my work desktop hahah

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  35. She's not bad looking but I wish she would commit to either being a hot lesbian or a dude lesbian instead of being a tweener

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  36. Shoot Interview poll is up

    http://vote.pollcode.com/98683629

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  37. Glans almost fits two of those categories.

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  38. Burt Macklin, Man Without FearMay 7, 2015 at 5:32 PM

    "Anyone who is a threat to HYDRA, Bruce Banner, Stephen Strange"

    Who is Stephen Strange!?!?! DUH DUH DUH

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  39. But of course. So, you're not at work right now?


    Fucking slacker.

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  40. Yeah it'll probably take weeks, but he'll need it eventually and the Buccos need him to be 100% and not what he is now.

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  41. Only the best actor ever duh

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  42. Baseball factoid of the day: Onar Visquel has more career hits than Babe Ruth.

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  43. This "character issues" crap has gotten out of hand. A large number of professional athletes come from the hood meaning a large number of your workforce has some kind of relationship with a criminal.

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  44. Other thing that's different this year is they aren't taking walks for shit and they are seeing a way higher amount of junk than fastballs opposed to last year.

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  45. Because they have to fill 24 hours with shit to talk about since they don't show sports very often anymore?

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  46. No I'm here, kind of starting my day at 4:30 actually, this week's schedule has been all ridiculous

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  47. Is the Rey one the Live MLW show with Davey Boy Mootzer, Konnan and Wale?

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  48. He was the best defensive player I've ever seen. He was better with his bare hand than most guys are with a glove

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  49. Burt Macklin, Man Without FearMay 7, 2015 at 5:33 PM

    Tom Hardy got cast as Strange? Dammit I wanted him as Frank Castle!

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  50. Nothing but shoot interviews. How about a kayfabe interview for once?

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  51. If ZZ Ward doesn't do "Sharp Dressed Man", NO BUYS.

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  52. Honest question; I'm assuming Edna is tolerant of your work hours now. Will she be once you get hitched?

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  53. I bet Wilson wasn't on that list before he happened to be running with Cap

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  54. Josh Harrison is utter shit this year, I'm about ready to straight dump him on the waiver wire

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  55. I guess that's what allowed him to stay in the lineup long enough to get that many hits as a career .272 hitter.

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  56. Holy shit...there is a broad on Amish Mafia that clearly weighs more than I do.


    Ponder that shit, and be afraid.

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  57. She works harder than I do man, this is our life. Any given week if we spend 15 conscious hours together that's a good week lol

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  58. I just love how a guy who's ex gf was murdered, spoke to the police about even though this is allegedly the USA and you don't have to do that bullshit ever for any reason, didn't get drafted despite being really good, is completely exonerated, gets signed for a fraction of the money he would have gotten if drafted (after the NFL bizarrely forbid him from going into the supplemental draft) BUT somehow he's a bad guy and it's a low character addition to the team. Wtf

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  59. Yeah he was actually a pretty good offensive guy in the back half of his career, he definitely worked on it so he wasn't just a glove guy.

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  60. She only does mashups of ZZ Top and M. Ward songs. Like Gimme and My Shadow All Your Lovin.

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  61. Thugs right?

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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  62. I've dated girls who had at least 20 pounds on me and I'm not exactly svelte. But that's OK, because it means they say no to less things in bed.

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  63. Do you have arrangements for someone to go in and let your dog out to shit and exercise and stuf if you're both working long shifts at the same time?

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  64. She'll take a couple months off and I'll work two jobs, that's the plan.

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  65. Ichiro's 225 singles in a season is an unbreakable record.

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  66. I'm just a upper middle-class white guy but to me all this shit and the public reaction to it is coded racism and its way more far reaching, problematic and shows a ugly side of our society much more than some fake outrage over a comic book movie.

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  67. I've always wanted a shirt that says 'Big girls dig me.'

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  68. I'm ok with bigger women, to a point.


    This bitch is pushing 400 lbs.

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  69. Dammit, Marv! No more dick talk! I am cutting off the dick--

    WE'RE SORRY THIS POST IS HAVING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES

    WE WILL RETURN SHORTLY

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  70. Stop. Pooping.

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  71. She goes to work at 4 so on a normal day the dog is only in her crate for like...2 hours maybe before I get home. But a couple times we've left her at the neighbors like when we went out of town

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  72. It's amazing hes close to 3000 despite not getting here till he was like 27

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  73. I know I should have trusted this thread to just say that instead of explain myself

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  74. Doesn't he have the hit record too

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  75. To quote Mickey Mantle: If I'd a hit that many singles I'd a wore a dress.


    He was talking about Pete Rose.

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  76. If he took some more walks that season he broke Sisler's hit record, he would have hit .400

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  77. 262 in the same season.

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  78. Good. Now all she needs is Jimmy Garvin and Precious spraying air freshener through the crowd. Seriously, those festival crowds are vile.

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  79. Kayfabe is next week with Arn Anderson

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  80. He will pass Babe Ruth this month.

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  81. I don't think you can both work like you have been and raise a-


    Fuck, what do I know? I don't want any offspring.


    Carry on.

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  82. And my god was it sex to watch.

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  83. Yeah I'm like the cruiserweight division where I got a maximum limit

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  84. All I know is Tom Brady made Mark Brunell cry and should be barred from the NFL

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  85. Well obviously lots of adjustments will have to be made, but we'll figure that out as it comes.


    We don't know what we're doing either buddy haha

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  86. A lot of those hits were racked up swinging at pitches that weren't strikes.

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  87. Burt Macklin, Man Without FearMay 7, 2015 at 5:42 PM

    No lie, Winter Solider is my favorite Marvel movie villain.

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  88. That dude Rey Ordonez left me with my jaw dropped many times.

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  89. Pfft, he's just a guy that fights. He doesn't even want to be evil, he just is because the keep making him that way.


    Loki, that dude's a fucking villain.


    Movies only right? Or the answer is obvious.

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  90. Cowboys were fucking shrewd. Gregory and Collins are legit talents and their red flags really aren't that bad outside of the NFL bubble, so their gambles aren't really high risk. After the Zack Martin pick last year, I bet Cowboys fans want Jerry's son to take over for Jerry much like we want Hunter to run things instead of Vince

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  91. I've never fucked a fat girl but I do want to do it once just to say I did.

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  92. Cause other wise it's Cheney, right?

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  93. Hooray~! Baseball!


    No, no. Wait.


    Fuck baseball.


    yeah, feels better.

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  94. Yeah, Loki is still the winner but WS was badass and Ultron was fun as hell

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  95. https://vine.co/v/OIpznA1DpXL

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  96. Burt Macklin, Man Without FearMay 7, 2015 at 5:44 PM

    Movies only. Winter Soldier is an awesome character.

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  97. I want you all to know I'm trying really hard not to post about everything on parks that makes me laugh

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  98. They are going to be good this year

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  99. Burt Macklin, Man Without FearMay 7, 2015 at 5:45 PM

    Oh and forget Stan Lee, Brubaker's Winter Soldier cameo is the best.

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  100. It's not bad if you find a girl who carries it well (read: she's tall). And again, they're usually freakier.

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  101. I always thought watching him slap singles was really exciting. He might be my fave al non A of the last 20 years.

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  102. He's great but he's missing that like...enjoyment in being bad. He just is that way, often he seems to not even WANT to be that way.


    Loki revels in evil.

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  103. At least this one makes you go home or to a hotel every night rather than sleeping on the ground. And it's only like 25,000 people. It's not like Coachella with 115,000 people.

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  104. Base hit baby, home runs are for the birds, give me some consistent base hits and I will always love you.

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  105. Biff Kensington Has a PosseMay 7, 2015 at 5:46 PM

    I didn't appreciate Greg Maddux back in the day pitching for Atlanta, because my favorite player was Javy López, and Maddux always pitched to Eddie Pérez (who I nicknamed 'Egghead' on account of being so much worse than Javy). But man, looking back now, getting to watch Maddux, Glavine and Smoltz all work their magic in the 1990s? Add on Steve Avery and Denny Neagle to boot... I was spoiled rotten.

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  106. I have a bad feeling they are winning 12 or 13 games this year.

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  107. Plus he had a boomstick of an arm in right. I love that clip of him throwing out I think it was Jermaine Dye at third from the RF warning track on the fly, a perfect strike

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  108. This show is so good I want to work for small town government

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  109. Burt Macklin, Man Without FearMay 7, 2015 at 5:47 PM

    I almost called my town's Parks and Rec department lol.

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  110. The way he did it was really awesome too. Such a distinct style. Huge fan of the guy.

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  111. Neither guy actually did anything. At least Collins hasn't been proven to have done anything.

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  112. As a Pirate fan, I can never in good conscious root for the Braves.

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  113. It'll make it funnier when they lose at home to the 9-7 packers in the divisional round.

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  114. I prefer Dallas sucking because it's fun to make fun of them, but between the excellent picks and letting Claiborne know he's on the outs, they'll probably win that division with ease

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  115. Jonathan MeisnerMay 7, 2015 at 5:48 PM

    Finished watching the last episode of Daredevil.

    I want a season 2. I'm also with Macklin in wanting a Tom Hardy Punisher as well as a Karl Urban Dredd.

    Get to work, Netflix!

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  116. Packers won't be 9-7 either...their schedule is easy and division is shit.

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  117. That throw made my jaw drop. That was a laser

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  118. Exactly. Collins wasn't even a person of interest

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  119. Terence Long I think is the one oyu're talking about

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYAxk01E404

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  120. That is the one

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  121. Funny story...I was and still am a cubs fan when I was little. The Cubs had this young upstart pitcher.. My stupid kid mind was mad when ever this young upstart pitcher was in the game instead of my guy Rick FUCKING Sutcliffe. So I held a grudge...that pitcher's name Greg Maddux....and now you know....THE REST of the story

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  122. I'm pissed the Browns didn't sign him.

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  123. Kevin Millwood was also good for them too in that era. But it's insane one of top-5 rotations ever only got one ring

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  124. Fucking exploder arm right there, love it so much I want to cry

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  125. Like seriously out of how ever many pitchers they had at that time I picked this one dude to hate and he turned out be one of the best for the longest time ever..

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  126. Jonathan MeisnerMay 7, 2015 at 5:50 PM

    Bridgewater is a nice QB, and has a definite future. As long as Stafford and especially Cutler are in the NFC North, Packers have that division locked up.

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  127. Saw that live and all my friends, myself included, could not believe what we just saw

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  128. Could of had him for peanuts. I'm furious the 9ers didn't make a run for him.

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  129. [STRONG TAKE] I think Minnesota could be a dark horse this year [/STRONG TAKE]

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  130. Burt Macklin, Man Without FearMay 7, 2015 at 5:50 PM

    "I'm with Macklin" feels like it should be an official slogan.

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  131. Bought Resident Evil 5 for $4 off Amazon. I get it in the mail and the disc is unreadable. The guy said he'll give me a refund if I send it back. Really? He can't just refund me $4? I have to get a shipping envelope, label, etc. and send it back all over $4.

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  132. Jonathan MeisnerMay 7, 2015 at 5:51 PM

    As per my message below. I think they could get a wildcard.

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  133. My dad woke me up for the combined no hitter against SD in 91. Mercker, Wohlers and Pena.

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  134. I flew to Pittsburgh for the playoff game where John Smoltz got the win and out hit Bonds.

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  135. Yeah I've been boned on games from Amazon sellers, had an empty jewel case, another time the completely wrong game and not even the right console

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  136. I don't buy a lot of games, but I don't think I'd ever buy used online like that. I fucking don't trust people.


    Jerks.

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  137. Biff Kensington Has a PosseMay 7, 2015 at 5:53 PM

    I love Kevin Millwood, but I didn't figure many outside of Braves fans would remember him. The dude is from my home town, as is Wes Helms.

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  138. Yeah I knew it was one of those Moneyball OFs

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  139. The guy attaches a thing to his games he ships that says that he personally tests each game and cleans them to make sure they do indeed work. So I messagedhim telling him it was broken. His response was: "Oh, I'm sorry to hear. It looked new to me."

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  140. Never buy used online, especially vegetables.

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  141. Most of the time I've had no issue, Ive basically rebuilt my 16 bit collection through Amazon, but I now pony up for "like new" games from trusted sellers

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  142. I really wanted the Browns to take a go at Collins, but with JGDF and whatnot it wasn't a go.

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  143. I also think they nail the guest stars (so far) on parks. Up to the Will Forte ep.

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  144. Were you the one who got fucked over a game on here before?

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  145. Biff Kensington Has a PosseMay 7, 2015 at 5:54 PM

    Asshole.

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  146. Yes lol. but at least this was through Amazon.

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  147. Burt Macklin, Man Without FearMay 7, 2015 at 5:55 PM

    You're no longer allowed to buy games online. That's it. I'm cutting you off.

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  148. I swear I said this same thing to him two weeks ago lol

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  149. We should all chip in and get you a gaming PC. Then you can use Steam to your heart's content like a REAL gamer.

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  150. Hey another weak grounder from Cutch

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  151. Join the pc master race 87!

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  152. A rare show where the real life cameos trump the famous actors as fictional characters ones

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  153. uh...considering used vegetables are literally shit, not a problem, Marv.

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  154. I buy about 1 game a month used and they are all under $10. I must have some really horrible luck.

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  155. If the seller was Prime, I might do it.

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  156. Arnett was great in series 2. Patton Oswalt is something to look forward to

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  157. They seriously won the division 10 years or so in a row and they Luger'd it.

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  158. Funny enough I think my least favorite guest star is also my favorite comedian ever, Louis

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  159. Biff Kensington Has a PosseMay 7, 2015 at 5:58 PM

    Talk about a mind fuck... the 1981 TBS Christmas Special, featuring Gordon Solie and select Georgia Championship Wrestling stars (dig uber-young Michael P.S. Hayes and Tommy Rich) singing Christmas Carols, followed by SKIP CARAY and ERNIE JOHNSON (and Pete Van Wieren as well) introducing a WRAP OFF with Hank Aaron.

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  160. His filibuster is doubly funny now that Andy and Bobby Newport are in the MCU dealing with the Infinity Stones

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  161. Not necessarily you can get used vegetables here at the community arket that have been repurposed for craft projects and stuff at the schools, like carrots that have been cut into the shape of US states and stuff

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  162. I have utterly no desire to see this.

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  163. If Offerman turns up as Star Lord's father I will lose my mind

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  164. Uh huh.


    :: pondering ::


    I stand by my statement.

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  165. "I'm a furniture!"

    Ralph Wiggum is a national treasure.

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  166. Jonathan MeisnerMay 7, 2015 at 6:00 PM

    "When I grow up, I want to go to Bovine University".

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  167. Fun Fact: Chicago has Dunkin' Donuts / 31 Flavors combo shops. This is clearly too much of a good thing for Hoss to have close by.


    We are getting a Dunkin' Donuts in Monroe. I do not believe it will have a 31 Flavors. If it does, well...y'all know where I'll be.

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  168. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©May 7, 2015 at 6:01 PM

    He could become a YouTuber!

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  169. Jonathan MeisnerMay 7, 2015 at 6:01 PM

    Donuts and ice cream sounds like a definite winner.

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  170. Jonathan MeisnerMay 7, 2015 at 6:02 PM

    Would it be wrong to mix the donuts into the ice cream?

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  171. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©May 7, 2015 at 6:02 PM

    So is anyone here good with TVs and HD channels?

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  172. Only one animal is VIP enough for this party. And what animal is that? Two words baby.


    White. Tiger.


    This might actually be my favorite episode, even better than TYS

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  173. Laguardia airport has that too. Quite common for them to be combined. And dunkin donuts coffee rules

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  174. Contrary to Simpsons lore, Mennonites do not appear to be shiftless.

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  175. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©May 7, 2015 at 6:04 PM

    Yeah, it is funny to see what looks like Ambrose having some sort of flashback.

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  176. Depends on the donut and ice cream, but I'm inclined to say it is a solid idea.

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  177. I'm not a coffee drinker. Guessing they have the same parent company. I'm actually a bit annoyed that I'm not getting a Baskin Robbins, but it's probably for the best.

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