On tap for tonight:
NBA Playoffs continue with two games. Game 5 between the Bulls and Cavaliers is just underway over on TNT while the Clippers try to eliminate the Rockets at 9:30.
The NHL Playoffs also continue as Game 6 between the Canadiens vs. Lightning starts at 7:30pm on NBC Sports.
MLB has a full slate of games. At 8:05pm EST on the MLB Network you can catch the debut of Mets pitcher Noah Syndergaard as he faces the Chicago Cubs.
Also, talk about comic books, movies based off of comic books, TV shows based off of comic books, Deflategate, or watch a PPV on the WWE Network. And if you are not doing anything of these things, talk about anything else going on tonight here.
NBA Playoffs continue with two games. Game 5 between the Bulls and Cavaliers is just underway over on TNT while the Clippers try to eliminate the Rockets at 9:30.
The NHL Playoffs also continue as Game 6 between the Canadiens vs. Lightning starts at 7:30pm on NBC Sports.
MLB has a full slate of games. At 8:05pm EST on the MLB Network you can catch the debut of Mets pitcher Noah Syndergaard as he faces the Chicago Cubs.
Also, talk about comic books, movies based off of comic books, TV shows based off of comic books, Deflategate, or watch a PPV on the WWE Network. And if you are not doing anything of these things, talk about anything else going on tonight here.
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ReplyDeleteFrom this morning:
Boners.
Bayless himself says to talk about comic books!
ReplyDelete....shit I got nothing to say about them right now. Let's talk wrestling!
Fuck Montreal and their shitbag fans.
ReplyDeleteI have it on good authority that Bayless is deflating his posts before sending.
ReplyDeleteWell, we can't say for certain...
ReplyDeleteDoes that mean Scott should expect a hefty fine and a loss of draft picks?
ReplyDeleteBONERS!
ReplyDeleteWe can talk about how Iron Man 3 isn't ****
ReplyDeleteThe 6 man ladder match from Starrcade 2000 is really underrated, probably because that show did a TNA buyrate. Technically the first MITB match too.
ReplyDeleteI feel like Iron Man 3 discussion needs to be tabled because neither side is presenting anything new besides "ITS AWESOME" "NO ITS NOT"
ReplyDeleteIt's more like "IT'S AWESOMEBESTMOVIEEVAR***************CLASSIC!!!!!" vs. "It was pretty good, wouldn't go that far though."
ReplyDeleteFinally getting around to looking at the NPP thread meant to mock us. It's surprisingly entertaining.
ReplyDeleteLink?
ReplyDeleteFirst we need a four month investigation into the matter.
ReplyDeleteNever gone, I assume I am a revered superstar and leave it at that.
ReplyDeleteBayless will appeal and get his suspension knocked down to 2 threads.
ReplyDeleteFor the record I only have it at ****3/4.
ReplyDeleteThe site is called No Pants Provided, so see the thread you have to sign up for an account though.
ReplyDeleteWho'll be writing BoD Raw during the suspension?
ReplyDeleteTNA's greatest dream is to do a Starrcade 2000 buyrate.
ReplyDeleteCan only be seen if you sign up but making fun of us is classified as "entertainment."
ReplyDeleteRockstargary will fill in and go 1-1 in hos absence.
ReplyDeleteI swear one of the last WCW shows did only like 15,000 buys.
ReplyDelete*turning around in my chair*
ReplyDeleteMEEEEEE!
*points to self*
They only refer to Dock Muraco as "The Puro Douche" its kinda funny.
ReplyDeleteNo one has anything bad to say about the Stranger.
ReplyDeleteExcept for Scott.
In fairness a lot of people here call him that too.
ReplyDeleteThese 2000 PPV intros are pretty great.
ReplyDeleteScott posts there?
ReplyDeleteIt's like his douchetacitute can heal the void!
ReplyDeleteNo dude. It goes back to when I posted that link to my Dailymo-----never mind.
ReplyDeleteWhat y'all doing tonight.
ReplyDeleteMe. It will feature a bunch of **** matches but still somehow be boring as hell.
ReplyDeleteGrillin' some chops, smackin' some ho's.
ReplyDeleteTaking it easy at home while my cold gets better.
ReplyDeleteGo figure. I don't get sick all winter and I get a cold when the thermometer hovers close to 90.
Oh. Come on though, you should have known that was going to cause problems.
ReplyDelete"the smarks are booing a cat"
ReplyDeleteLol
About to get some beers, will flip back and forth between hockey and basketball.
ReplyDeleteThat's not cool man.
ReplyDelete"Bitch" is the PC term, "ho" is offensive.
Eating dinner while working. If it don't make dollars it don't make sense.
ReplyDeleteWhen is the elimination chamber thing?
ReplyDeleteOnto Guardians of the Galaxy. HOLLYWOOD DAVE!
ReplyDeleteYou know what happens if you aren't making money, you are __________ it on a table.
ReplyDeleteMay 31
ReplyDeleteBulls/Cavs, a Baja Blast, and some chips. And yourself, Bayless?
ReplyDeleteMay 31st
ReplyDelete31st of May, so 2 weeks on sunday.
ReplyDeleteFinishing up another million dollar local newspaper, after that...shit I didn't even look at the schedule, probably go to a bar and watch baseball.
ReplyDeleteWhere's the link for this?
ReplyDelete...polishing?
ReplyDeleteEwwwww...jeez...
ReplyDeleteWork, finishing up the 6/13/87 WWF Superstars recap (When Honky wins the IC Title) then review an RoH show again, which is the 2003 Bitter Friends, Stiffer Enemies show.
ReplyDeleteI love that match so much
ReplyDeleteClue: You are not staying but rather ___________________
ReplyDeleteIs that a problem?
ReplyDeleteCorino/Homicide, right?
ReplyDeleteWas that the guy who posted Monday matches on Friday?
ReplyDeleteWell I was hoping it was tonight
ReplyDeletegoing?
ReplyDeleteThe Iron Legion was cool, that's all I remember.
ReplyDelete"Triple H was Rikishi's accomplice! Tell me why dammit tell me why!!"
ReplyDeleteIf the internet was America NPP would be that roadside rest stop where little kids ask to stop so they can pee, and their parents are like "NO!" because they know it's just a bunch of guys blowing each other through gloryholes.
ReplyDeleteI like it better than any of the original TLC matches.
ReplyDeleteEven WWE wouldn't be that stu...
ReplyDeleteActually, fair enough.
Why would it be stupid to do it tonight? I thought it was just going to be like KOTR was... though I could be totally off seeing as I heard about it like 4th hand.
ReplyDeleteBecause it was fucking stupid for it to be Rikishi in the first place?
ReplyDeleteWell, generally if you want people to watch something you advertise it more than 24 hours beforehand.
ReplyDeleteNopantsprovided.com you have to sign up but its in the entertainment forum.
ReplyDeleteAh. I thought there might be a professional sports contest of some sort tonight that it couldn't compete with.
ReplyDeleteBeing arrested for trespassing.
ReplyDeleteThat makes a lot of sense. Please inform JR. He's having a conniption about it.
ReplyDeleteI hate the new ESPN site with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns.
ReplyDeleteThat's where Low Ki legit KO's Danny Maff right?
ReplyDeleteTop 5 Marvel movie right there.
ReplyDeleteThat too, there's NHL and NBA playoff action going, but that's pretty much every night until late June, so they just have to deal with it.
ReplyDeleteI bet when JR gets legit upset about something he handles it calmly and rationally.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was the other way around?
ReplyDeleteGetting warmer. A similar word that begins with the letter "L"
ReplyDeleteBe sure to follow the Lakers, Heat, Cowboys and Red Sox!
ReplyDeletelosing?
ReplyDeleteI haven't been there since you had to comment through Facebook.
ReplyDeleteThe first Joe/Punk title match, although it was before their 3 match series.
ReplyDeleteWow. Just read about two pages. They watch US watch these shows and they post our reactions. This is sadder than the trolling.
ReplyDeleteSo, after that, Dougie and Jon Edwards and a bunch of other trolls from NPP just sign in here and harass people, then deny any relationship to one another, then laugh at it on their own forum.
Huh. And Dougie's essentially Marv's brother in law or something.
In the words of Dougie: Oh...dear...
Where do you go to check scores?
ReplyDeleteThat's very likely.
ReplyDeleteAOL Sports
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure if Edwards is one of those guys, though it wouldn't surprise me. Vince Jordan definitely is though, don't remember his exact name but it's some sort of Breaking Bad reference. Buckditty is one of those clowns too, and maybe Jake that has all the fake accounts.
ReplyDeleteAll the Bulls players are wearing long black stockings.
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