Monday, May 11, 2015

Monday Night Open Mic

Howdy Blog O' Doomers!

Hope you are all having a nice start to the week and enjoyed a nice weekend. Let's take a little at the TV schedule tonight:

RAW is Live from somewhere

NBA Playoffs has the Hawks-Wizards and Grizz-Warriors tonight.

No NHL Hockey tonight. The Lightning are starting to piss me off. Michel Thierren is getting hit with a guitar over the head tomorrow. Watch!

Reds-Braves are in a rain delay on ESPN so they are talking about Tom Brady being a cheating bastard.

New episodes of Dancing with the Stars, The Voice, Bates Motel...I think it's the season finale of Bates Motel.

And Letterman is in it's final weeks of shows. I think it's this week and next week.

So enjoy whatever you want to watch and keep it clean!

77 comments:

  1. Major Raw Spoiler: Tonight's show is probably going to be pretty dumb.

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  2. Finance has me listening to Madeleine Peyroux, this girl's pretty alright.

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  3. Marv Cresto Classic Post -

    Marvey Dent
    a year ago

    Gonna start packing up my house tonight and watch my Caps probably
    eat giant balls. My brother just showed up with dabs of oil to smoke so I
    now expect to get nothing done.

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  4. http://i.imgur.com/Ucq11.gif

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  5. I tried really hard to get into hockey too, it just never clicked really.

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  6. what do you mean we will get a killer 30 minute Authority promo to kick us off. Followed by a Big Show match that will get some sort of no finish leading to big show kane rollins vs ambrose reigns and orton

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  7. I will NEVER understand that gif.

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  8. NPP's "Dumb Things Supersmarks Say Thread (Blog of Doom Chat)" is now mostly Vince Jordan bitching about us, with everyone telling him to just shut up.

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  9. The Phillies are starting fucking Jerome Williams tonight...Pirates better win.

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  10. Don't cry that your most active thread crying about how awesome we are is now dying. It's ok.

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  11. Just saying try to be accurate. This is why your dates go poorly.

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  12. Haha, you're defending it. Oh god, that's classic.

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  13. Vince Jordan doesn't post over there.

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  14. Nah, my dates go poorly because I date women I don't feel a connection with. It happens.


    When mommy lets you out of the basement, you'll understand what dating is one day.

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  15. It's amazing how he's still hanging around

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  16. Oh, we're sorry, we meant HeisenGuy or ToptenGuy or whatever Guy.

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  17. He might play better if he tries pitching without fucking at the same time.

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  18. The over/under on Deflategate jokes is at 5.5. Who's got the over?

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  19. HHH on Raw! Because he = ratings!

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  20. Game of War did an ad without Kate Upton and her titarmor? Good for them

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  21. NENE, BOOMSHAKALAKA

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  22. Classic denial. Couldn't be anything wrong with you.

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  23. Bah. If you aren't going to give me a tremendous rack to advertise your crappy "free" game, fuck off.

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  24. Man, Dougie's active tonight. His Mom and Dad must be in the Bahamas and left him big rations of Ramen and Diet Coke.

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  25. What's even more amazing is he's only like 33.

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  26. Thank you Nene for killing somebody with that dunk.

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  27. I like that Barrett's theme music randomly goes "BOOO!"

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  28. The NBA on NBC!

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  29. Will Bynum!

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  30. Well. That's not disturbing at all.


    I'd rather watch floppy dong guy dance to that Hollaback song.

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  31. As long as it's not against the Giants, going to be fun when the Pats repeat because Brady had a month off and is healthier going into playoffs than he's ever been

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  32. Teague walked

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  33. Every time they mention Dennis Schroder, I just think of the piano kid from Peanuts

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  34. Teague has sucked this series.

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  35. Along with a special surprise guest!

    (Because they'll need someone to blame if ratings slide further.)

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  36. Oh, there's plenty wrong with me; bad left shoulder, aching calf muscle, left hand locks up sometimes from a boxer break years ago, somewhat bad eyesight, which is unfortunate for an artist sometimes.


    But it's nice to think there isn't anything wrong with me.

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  37. Ugly shot by Porter.

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  38. Gooden probably broke his knees getting that high to block that shot.

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  39. Art Macklin, Man Without FearMay 11, 2015 at 5:36 PM

    I am very much in support of Dougie continuing the Marv Cresto Classic Post Series.

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  40. I'm sure it was Zayn's fault last week.

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  41. Shame it's not real Dougie, it's the same fan as always : (

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  42. That's what Russo said

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  43. Art Macklin, Man Without FearMay 11, 2015 at 5:37 PM

    Whoever is running this series, I approve.

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  44. Does the real Dougie show up anymore?

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  45. For some reason, I don't think you're kidding.

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  46. How long has this thread been up while I was still stuck in the other one?

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  47. See below, he got mad when I called one of his boys by his Blog of Doom name.

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  48. Since yesterday, while we complained about penises, comics, and sports.

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  49. Art Macklin, Man Without FearMay 11, 2015 at 5:38 PM

    Not long enough apparently.

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  50. u so mad u can't place it on a 5-star scale

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  51. But how do we know he's the REAL Dougie? Maybe the real Dougie is still watching everything up in the rafters.

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  52. No, you only complained about one of those things and it wasn't penises.

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  53. *shrug* I don't. I just wanted to use the Sting analogy.

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  54. Thaddeus MountainMay 11, 2015 at 5:39 PM

    Winner.

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  55. Oh I agree, I think it's fun.

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  56. I have to believe his ankle is still bothering him. But at this point, he's gonna do better. Wall has been out for 3 games now, and Washington still has the lead.

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  57. Sounds like my prom night. :(

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  58. I still can't believe Drew Gooden is getting minutes.

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  59. WHAT'D YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER?! *PUNCH!*

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