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Monday Night Open Mic

Howdy Blog O Doomers!

Hope those of you celebrating Memorial Day are enjoying it as much as I am. Talk about what you like but keep it clean!

We've got:

RAW

NBA Western Conference Finals
NHL Western Conference Finals

A ton of baseball and new reality-based television shows

:)

Comments

  1. Shrug. Not my problem

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  2. Macklin, Man Without FearMay 25, 2015 at 5:31 PM

    Sweet Home Alabama is fine just really overplayed. Simple Man kicks more ass than an asskicker kicks ass.

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  3. What about .38 Special?


    It's nice and dark

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  4. Edited: originally wrote ".38 Special"

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  5. Yeah, I just fixed it

    I meant Saturday Night Special

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  6. Adam "Colorado" CurryMay 25, 2015 at 5:35 PM

    Huh, I thought that was ZZ Top. It's alright.

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  7. Adam "Colorado" CurryMay 25, 2015 at 5:36 PM

    Yeah, I'll agree on that part.

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  8. My friends and I have a running joke about opening a show with the end of Freebird. Start the song with the "so won't you flyyyyyyyy freeeeeeebird, yea" then play the jam.

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  9. Every 80s Metallica ballad was based on that song.

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  10. anytime a broad gets spanked, you get #HOSSAPPROVED.

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  11. Extant1979 - Extreme SuperstarMay 25, 2015 at 8:40 PM

    You know, there's a reason ratings for BoD Raw are tanking - although, they're still better than TNA on Destination America - and it's because these new writers don't have the brains to book the Extreme Superstar!


    Next week, I'm going into the writer's room and editing everything until it meets MY specifications. And if they don't learn their lessons? A one-way trip to Pittsfield!

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  12. I have a BoD Payback match planned. You against Piers in a Library Brawl. Wait until you get a hold of the Dewey Decimal system

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  13. DAMN YOU, MISTER E MAHN.

    You can take those trophies you stole and SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS.

    But WHATEVER you do, don't put them in your mouth. Don't stuff them in your face. Though they might look good to eat and they might look good to taste. You could get sick real quick. Real sick; real... ICK!

    Always ask someone you know before you put anything in your mouth.

    *A message from concerned BoD Raw advertisers.*

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  14. "nearest Whole Foods where he nourishes his body with cage-free, fair-trade, organic produce. "

    Laughed until I was in tears.

    Also: http://liberal-elite.com/turkey/

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  15. http://gearbubble.com/hoss

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  16. KIWIMANIA IS RUNNING WILD!!!

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  17. The Five Moves of Snooze puts the opposition in Dreamland.

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  18. I may be a confused superstar, but I'm getting paid! Thanks again, bookerman!

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  19. Stranger In The AlpsMay 25, 2015 at 9:51 PM

    *sitting comfortably in his recliner at Le Chateau de Strangere in the Alps, looking up from his tablet for just a moment to give his State of the BoD Nation address*


    Not enough Jobber.


    *goes back to swiping right on Tinder*

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  20. :: Paces angrily ::


    Where the fuck is DBSM?

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  21. There will be even less Jobber after BoD Payback.

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  22. Dont discount the power of the cheese....

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  23. Anchor Cheese Presents: The Five Moves of Snooze

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  24. (backstage, the even more dented chair safely is in a safe, non-whacking position, as I sit on it.)


    "Well, at least the writers got most of my promo right. But whichever one inserted the "I like beer" line... he's due for a meeting with my friend. A close and personal one.


    As for Bill, sorry. Wait, no, I'm NOT sorry. You seem to think you have dibs on my delusional, hopeless former partner. News flash: you don't. He's mine, and once I finish beating him into a lump, you can have the remains."

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  26. Will the Harlem Street Fight involve gentrification?

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  27. Macklin, Man Without FearMay 26, 2015 at 2:39 AM

    Fucking. Fearless.

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  28. (Bill Ray is walking backstage, when a random passerby calls out snidely "hey, how's the knee?" Bill levels him with a superkick and replies "Better.", then turns to the camera.)

    "Kbjone! Good shot tonight, that almost stung a little. However, you make an interesting point- we are both gunning for Petuka, and you have the bigger grudge, so I'll tell you what- you can go first. After you're done, I'll take what's left."

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  29. AverageJoeEverymanMay 26, 2015 at 6:34 AM

    That's right BB, I aint no goshdamn quitter!

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  30. Charismatic eNegro Jef VinsonMay 26, 2015 at 11:54 AM

    ***BoD EXCLUSIVE ONLY ON THE BoD NETWORK!!***


    *Lee Marshall runs after the stretcher with Jef Vinson on it. Lee is pestering the Champ for answers, he remains silent and dazed. As his valet jumps in the ambulance with him and holds an ice pack to his head. Cultstatus appears out of the darkness and blows her a kiss. She stares for a moment....and gives him the finger.*


    Cultstatus: "Not now, sweetheart...after I finish off your boyfriend we can talk about that."


    *Valet spits at his feet before the doors close and he's carted off.

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  31. GIT DOWN............................AT THE NEW WHOLE FOODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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