I found myself agreeing to a lot of what HHH said in his buildup to his match with Punk at Night of Champions.
Heeeelllloooo? You have my pills! I'm cold and there are wolves after me.
So...i just found out that to drive again i have to get one of those things you blow into put on my car...darn government
"Butters you black asshole!"
1998 PPVs weren't fun in the undercard but they were way better than the 1997 ones.
Less drinking of alcohol would be good.
Disqus sucks and so does my live feed for NXT. Awesome.
Austin-Dude time. I'm excited!
Discus working again?
Disqus is still wonky I see.....
The Smackdown spoilers depressed me, mostly because I'm a Wade Barrett fan. That said, I'm looking forward to the Cesar/Kidd vs. Lucha Dragons match.
Just saw the video of Rollins saying the Curb Stomp is done. Kayfabe-wise, what a stupid thing for the character, to drop the move that won him the title. Bizarre.
This NXT opening is awesome.
1998 PPVs, for me, hold up WAY better than 1997. Save for the obvious ones like Canadian Stampede and Summerslam 97. That was an awesome one-two punch of PPVs.
If he's upgrading to the Pedigree, I'm all for it.
I'm guessing no?
If he uses the pedigree full time I'm cool with it.
Yeah. only ever been a weekend thing, but living in the middle of nowhere has its pitfalls, like lack of cabs
Yeah, lack of me could kill any town.
RIP Total Nonstop Action 2002-2015
This day has been what Disqus would be like if it were around during the dialup days.
Sign in Crowd:"Stonecold please wash my ass"
Best working standup comic in the business today?
Disqus can inhale a dick.
I'm about a month behind on NXT so i'm not going to watch this one for about a week or so. I randomly started SUmmerslam93 before I left work so I might watch the bret match from that but otherwise I don't. Probably nxt. I'm still two shows from the last ntx special.
Lasted longer than WCW.
The last NXT special was...it was fine but not nearly as great as the phone from February. I'm like 3/3 turning people onto wrestling by showing them the womens match from Rival.
That's pretty fucked up, actually.
Hey, if you're going to get your ass washed...
If he hits it properly, all the better.
Ryder and Mojo could be an entertaining jobber tag team...
Corporate Mick was fantastic!
Just call'em The Hype Train.
Those crappy Disqusion boards.
These threads don't work very well when Disqus is making you refresh. Ah well, probably back to the Witcher then for me
He lost again?!
Evil Emma remains hot.
I'm a fan of Jim Gaffigan. Hard for me to say if he's the best, though. It's been a struggle for me to get back into standup since Carlin died.
About to watch Bret vs Doink/Lawler at summerslam 93. Just the match. I really love this because it has so much old school goodness and scumbag Lawler cheap packed in with a surprisingly awesome match between Bret and Doink and and the finish was awesome.
Sheamus, Barrett and Ryback should only have matches kicking the shit out of each other for like two years. Add Cesaro is Kidd gets hurt.
Personal preference, UK: Stewart Lee, US: Louie CK
If only that had been it.http://officialfan.proboards.com/thread/524202/smackdown-spoilers
Emma's new music is great lol
Sylvester Terkay didn't suck as much as Disqus sucks right now.
Screw you, Disqus. Youuuuuuuuuuu're fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrred.
Decent match between Emma and Bayley... did not see that finish coming...
Part of me is like, "Charlotte has nothing really left to do in NXT now... move her up..." and then the other part remembers what will happen to her when she does move up to the main roster. So, stay in NXT and train Brooke to be the Next Big Thing, I guess.
And now...Johnny Goes Bananas!
Carlin Quinn died?
This Becky Lynch package is incredible and is another reminder that the NXT women's division is just leaps and bounds above the main roster.
I'd like to do to Disqus what Curtis Axel is doing to Big E in this picture:http://i.imgur.com/9ip0XCJ.gif
They are SO going to steal this idea.
Evil Alexis is also hot.
I continue to be amazed that the Dubstep Twins' entrance doesn't give more people seizures.
Of course, the one day I put up an evening thread, Disqus is a crap sandwich wrapped in toilet paper.
Ric Flair Was There is my new favorite Facebook page
Is it just Std clinics and bankruptcy lawyers?
Today we announce the move of TNA to our sister network, Destination Panasia.Now, we don't just fuck TNA. We DP it.
Ok, Evil Alexa has some Evil Trish potential. I'm liking this heel turn a lot.
Jerry Jones to Ari Gold "Ari, the NFL does not do scandals!"Oh irony.
Plus the knee to skull off the top seems much more dangerous and equally something an idiot would try
Nope, pics of Ric at different places in history. For example, a Flair chop contributing to the fall of the Berlin Wall
Alexa is actually really good in the stuck-up bitch role.
The state of Rhode Island is proud to announce that syphilis is making a comeback.https://www.yahoo.com/health/syphilis-soars-79-in-rhode-island-thanks-to-120022789958.html
I freaking love Bad Religion.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moPY9_wqH-8
I cannot find Lawler's full DVD on torrents. Every newer fan should check it out.
Disqis just acted normal...
I used to. Lyrically it's one of those things you grow out of once you hit mid twenties.
"You're talking about me! Chad...Towel!"
Saw them live about a month ago. Awesome show
Aside from the Cruiser Weight division, I'm bored by Nitro in 1996.
"Vince don't worry about it. It's a 5 guy gangbang, so nobody will get 1 on 1 time." Sasha Grey to Vince Chase.This show is fucking hilarious sometimes.
My favorite song is You and American Jesus. I love how sarcastic they can be.
Ohhhhhh, Solomon Crowe's about to die.
In 2015, nWo is just a bunch of over the hill wrestlers circle jerking each other. The mystique isn't there anymore.
Did Kevin Owens just add the 7 MINUTE STALL OF DOOM to his repertoire? Man, he IS the next big superstar!
Props for recommending that, its great. "not everyone is allowed on Space Mountain" hahahahaha
I was in a meeting, saw the pic, started laughing very loudly, things got awkward, then continued with the meeting
RIPSolomon Crowe2015-2015He will be missed...I think.
I watched the beginning of Star Wars today. The first half hour of that movie is just so damn magical, and it's amazing how Lucas proceeded to fuck it up decades later.
Disqus working yet?
No he won't.
"That's a warning to you. I'm giving you a chance. THE CHAMP...IS...HERE!"Owens is just the best.
Just in! TNA to Destination North Korea, where glorious leader Kim Jong-Un will compete against American savage Kurt Angle for the Democratic Republic of North Korea Heavyweight Champi-un-ship.
I wouldn't necessarily call it sarcasm. "American Jesus" was striking against the rise of conservativism in the U.S. in the early 90s and the "put God back in our schools and homes" movement (that is STILL going on).
His stall game is stronger than either of IRS's kids.
Gonna be sacrificed for the Moloch Machine.
Seriously, look for Owens' work in ROH, he was Satan in 2010-2012.
I'm re-watching Entourage too. I thought I lost interest in season 6 but it's pretty good. It's 7 where it gets annoying.
I'd watch that.
Will soy protein shakes give you a gut?
He taunted you online?
Jealous. I haven't seen them since 2011. It's been far too long.
8 was terrible. I recall 7 being okay, but it's worse than I remember.
https://twitter.com/AustinAries/status/603727709471121408Well, if Aries is heading to Japan after all this TNA stuff is over, why not take a few shots at Meltzer on his way out? (And what the fuck is he talking about, anyway? What's irresponsible about this? It's a PRESS RELEASE that was issued, not Meltzer reporting some inside dirt.)
Them, Dead Kennedys are my favorite Punk bands.
TNA to Investigation Discovery, complete with chalk outline.
Ha, Bob Odenkirk is Mark Cuban's business/money manager.
Total botch by Steph Curry on that baaaaaaacccckkkkkkkk body drop.
Sorrow is a good one too
There's so many comparisons to be made between Vince McMahon and George Lucas that it's insane. I almost would love for Disney to buy WWE.
STFU METZLER U SUCK! TNA GET MORE RATINGS THAN YOUR STOOPID SHOW!!!
Even better....if WWE bought Disney!
Seriously, Samoa Joe's pimp music is AWESOME!
With Disney's family-friendly image, they'd pretty much expunge from the Attitude Era from the record books.
Meltzer reporting the DA cancelling Impact thing last week and the tweet Meltzer sent out before breaking the news is probably what ticked Aries off.
Disqus sorta working?
No, not that Satan, he was a nightmare to ROH and Generico.
I want that to happen. Put Raw on ESPN, change it to 2 hours. Do a complete overhaul of writers that actually know and understand wrestling, take away Smackdown, and possibly bring NXT up or do some preview shows from time to time
I'm starting my SummerSlam rewatch now. I get too caught up in other shit that now seems like a good time to start.
Well if Dallas ever gets caught committing free agency or negotiation violations, we'll know how they get away with it.
Didn't stop them from having Touchstone and Marimax and the current shows on ABC Family, so they may let that slide.
Has Samoa Joe and Kevin Owens ever faced off before?
Yeah, it's auto-updating somewhat.
Oh yeah Superstar Graham did color on this show because Jesse did the ref gig lol.
Anyone. They will let literally ANYONE post an evening thread around here.
Let's get him.
Summerslam 1988 has the worst commentary ever.
In the buffet lines all the time.
They just released Daredevil on Netflix.
Disqus is that party that everyone will be at, but the feature presentation is a showing of "Beaches".
WILL YOU STOP!!!???
Meh, Disney's influence is waaaaaaaaaaaaaay overstated. They leave Marvel alone.
Steven J. Ferrari? What, Arthur P. Lamborghini was too busy?
Graham said "brother" more times than Raven has ever said "you know" and Vince Russo has ever said "bro" combined.
Yeah but those always turn into triple threat matches and Beau James always beats them.
His character's name is Kenny Austin. Good times.
You smartly left out Austin and "gimmick"
i like how he said "goreela"
Crumley has finally returned from his five year exile!
WOO, the basic functionality of my new portfolio site is finally working. Now to actually make it look pretty.
There are so many dudes in Dixie Carter's phone gonna get drunk dialed tonight...
Not to mention they own the live action DreamWorks and they still release R-rated movies.
"You know my attorney.""I thought he was your hitman.""He's both."
Just randomly started watching Starrcade 1990. Bobby Eaton just attempted a bronco buster. It didn't end well.
How many times does the ref have to let Harden get away with hooking guys for contact?
Is there any chance that Lucha Underground's 1st season will get picked up by Netflix or a streaming service? I've never watched it and am hoping there will be a legal means to watch it from the beginning.
For a guy that cut dope promos Superstar sucked so bad as a commentator.
wish i was on that list
How is Festus Ezeli so horrible offensively?!
Angle loses in 15 seconds due to outside interference from the North Korean Army and is forced to retire...permanently.
Rougeaus and Bulldogs going waaaaaaay too long
Dude, Disney released Dead Presidents and Color Of Night and those two films are way more risque than anything WWE ever did in the Attitude Era.
So this thread is exciting tonight.Gentlemen, you leave me no choice but to go bar hopping again.
Anyone have the gumption to start reviewing Lucha Underground ?
I don't like ethnic food.
Uh that's my real name, assface.
That THATS GOTTA BE KANE
Bulldogs and Rougeaus was like **1/2.
What? I'd have sworn someone pulled that out of the WWE Random Name Generator™.No offense meant, good sir.
THAT'S NOT HIS REAL NAME! GOD DAMN IT!
We needed an evening thread. I provided it. I am the savior of the evening.
You mean I got played for a fool? Ugh--I feel so Dixie right now.
He was doomed the moment he decided to name himself after Will Arnett's worst movie.
In a world where baseball teams hang onto their top prospects, the Red Sox could have Anthony Rizzo playing 1B for them right now
its a great match !
Line that's always said in nightclubs across the country whenever the regulars notice the drug dealer has arrived.
BUT WHOSE SIDE IS HE ON??
It's possible. If ever there was a wrestling show that would be a fit for that type of binge watching, it's Lucha Underground.
Damn it. I'm Steven J. Ferrari. ......I just got Fight Club flash backs.
They don't post the whole shows, usually only a match a week, although it is a full match.
Legal? Oh so you're better than everybody else now, huh?
That Rizzo to Chicago trade was the douchiest thing I've ever seen.San Diego traded away Rizzo who was the biggest part of the Adrian Gonzalez trade to the Cubs. The GM then QUIT AND TOOK A JOB AS ASSISTANT GM OF THE CUBS!Like what the fuck was that shit?
This is a Fight Club thing?But I thought we don't talk about Fight Club?
My friend wants Kane to join the Flyers, I told him that wrestlers don't make good hockey players.
I hope Netflix never takes Frasier off of streaming.
Short hair Rick Rude>Long Hair Rick Rude
Thought it dragged.
You're making my brain hurt.
I don't know. Long Hair Rick Rude and Long Hair Rick Martel had the best late 80s perms. I think its something in the Rick.
Eleven hour shift today. HAPPY WEDNESDAY
Give me fucking kiss you handsome devil.
Alright, off to the bars fellas.
Harden might set a turnover record. 7 and we're only 4 minutes into the second quarter!
Uh oh, Klay's having one of those quarters
Did MLB ever ask what was up with that? Because it's a legitimate question.
Mojo Rawley just favorited one of my tweets. I can now die saying I lived a fulfilled life.
I always forget that there's a Disneyland in California. But it was first.
I really didn't HATE Rude and Jyd. Like *1/2 but I thought Rude was fun and then Jake coming out to attack Rude was exciting.
I could never tell them apart. It should have been Gregory Rude.
I spent most of October and November watching Frasier.
The Warriors hit every shot, good and garbage.
Powers of Pain as faces, ew. With Baron Von Raschke as their Manager. Blink or you miss it!
This Rifftrax of "The Apple" is freaking hilarious.Transcript of the dialogue during a song entitled "I'm Coming, Coming For You":"That's right, I'm coming for you! Ohhhhh Yeah!""Oh my, I don't think that's what they mean, Macho Man!""Then what do they....oh, gross".