Please stop saying no doubt about it, Vampiro.
The Duggar Family are terrible people in just about every way possible. Just thought I'd say that.
Well, my wife's car won't run. It'll start, but then it dies immediately. According to the gauge, the gas tank is just under half full. No idea what the problem is, because I'm mechanically reclined. Don't have the money for this right now, which of course, is when these things happen. Guess we'll be making do with one car for awhile.
The bonus discs on this Flair shoot continue to be so bizarre. Flair is now complaining how if wanted to walk down the street naked, he'd be arrested, but if he was gay, it'd be celebrated. Or something.
The streets are full of naked gay men in America?
Last night, I worked for the first time with the new deputy night editor, who felt the need to make an hour's worth of "new guy" jokes at me. Which would be fine, if it wasn't for the fact that I've been there now for two months. Plus, he's an Asian guy with long hair who talks like Chris Kattan as Jed Mosely in the Wedding Bride on How I Met Your Mother. And he NEVER shuts up. I think I need to find a new job, you guys.
I generally don't consider reality tv people to be "people" in the traditional sense.
Wait, no more alternators in cars, right? The starter?
No more alternators in cars?
I needed to make a point about no one taking my advise on cars.
No idea. Not really looking for advice because I wouldn't know how to fix anything anyway.
Just go Mickey Rooney a la Breakfast at Tiffany's on him. That'll solve the problem.
For a number of years I thought that Jimmy Fallon and Chris Kattan were the same guy.Then I was talking to my wife about how I hated Jimmy Fallon because he was in that terrible Night at the Roxbury picture and she set me straight.
One of the few perks they get.
I love how his parents and sisters are doing the interviews defending this douchenozzle and explaining/excusing his actions, like he's not 27 fucking years old.
In the gay village here, during pride week, yes.Otherwise typically not. Canada though, not America.
Well, clearly, it's always too cold in Canada.
I never tire of Fail Army compilations. Watching people attempt unnecessary physical stunts, or stunts involving motor vehicles, and getting proper rekt, never gets old.
Eh. I get a little squishy about a lot of those clips. Kind of like the reason I generally don't enjoy Seinfeld; that show often made me feel uncomfortable because the characters were so fucking stupid.
I like the Thug Life ones.
You don't like Asians?
Wait...wasn't that Abey's gimmick for awhile?
The best Thug Life.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-vTeszSNs8
Ok, that was fucking funny. Also, hyenas get a bad rap. They're pretty fucking badass.
I've never seen those. But if they involve people jumping things and getting smashed, I'm in.I've never had any tolerance for jumping. I don't even like bunnies. Hoppity little bastards.
The current conservative line of comparing Lena Dunham and Duggar likes it's the same thing is obnoxious.
The Lion King made them look like dopes.
It's best not to learn nature from Disney films. Even the "real-life nature" ones.
Even without that.
yup. Lemmings say hello.
Yet...you watch basketball?
What? No! That's all ABOUT jumping!I've been to a couple of live games when I get company seats and mostly I just frown though it.
Ah. Ok then. I admire consistency.
Not what I meant, but yes.
I don't like frogs either.
So would putting the title on Ambrose and then having MiTB winner Reigns turn on him actually work? I mean, it sounds good, but will it actually work when you still have the Authority hovering around? I'm just wondering how Reigns as a non-Authority heel would play in HHH and Steph's World.
Well, clearly, if it happened, he'd join the AUTHORITAY.
Oh, shut up. I'm not Abey.
Just start utilizing a thousand-yard stare whenever he starts yakking. If done right, it will unnerve him and he'll leave you alone. Of course, he might also think you're hitting on him, but those are the breaks.
At least its a better ending than Kane and J & J interfering again.
Kermit is not a real frog. He is merely a puppet, and so incapable of hopping. If he is portrayed as hopping then that is the fault of his puppeteer and not his own.Kermit is ok.
U mad, Vampibro?
Friend of mine was an an indie show in NYC last night. Samoa Joe was there. Friend was taking a piss when Joe came in and went to the urinal next to him. Said nothing weird happened and Joe does wash his hands. Apologies to anyone who thought this was going to be an interesting tale.
See, that's what I mean. Wouldn't we just be switching out Rollins for Reigns in that case? And if so, what's the point?
I'm just not sure why his ethnicity is so integral to his description...seems like you're lashing out on it...I bet you HATE when Glen survives on The Walking Dead!
He didn't utilize the one urinal one? Bad form, Joe.
Wasn't too impressed with the season premier of Hannibal.
I think it had to do with painting a picture about his appearance.
Got a marriage tonight. That means one thing, free food.
:: sigh ::...goddammit Slick...
Those characters are stupid so you won't watch. But you will watch wrestling....hmmmmm
What kind of car is it?
I assume you mean a wedding? Because if you're getting married, then that means more than food.
It would work and it is a good idea. But Ambrose and Reigns are soooooo good together.
I'm not getting married, hell no. That's a contract I won't sign.
You're better off just paying for your own dinner.
They need a tag team reign ASAP.
You know if this was a sitcom or commercial, they'd fast forward to you walking down the aisle at your wedding.
So for the first time this season I am intentionally benching David Ortiz on my fantasy team. I was conflicted, thinking that each game was going to be the game where he breaks out, but it looks like he's on his last legs.Also, while everyone was sleeping, I snagged Joe Ross who looks good in his debut today with the Nationals. I won't get his stats until his next start, but I'm on he look out for all the pitching I can get.
Marriage is great for my friends and relatives. But I'd rather have cash.
May need to get a tune up
It's different, obviously. Wrestling at its best is fucking amazing and inspirational. I never, ever got that from Seinfeld on any level. Granted, one has to wade through a lot of crap to get to moments like the main event at WM30 or WM6, or Punk's pipe bomb, Savage Steamboat at WM3, etc. With Seinfeld, it wasn't just the characters. The situations often made me change the channel.Also, it's my taste. I will like or dislike whatever I choose for my own reasons. Your approval, or that of anyone, really, is not required. Love, Hoss
I'll only marry with Ronda Rousey, but that's never gonna happen.
So, I know no one in this wedding. I don't get along with my folks in years, but we all live in the same house. What a glorious night is gonna be.
Get nice and toasted and let everyone know how you really feel. Give the people something to remember.
Fuck no, I'll stay there for an half hour. Then "bye mom, I got my keys".
Honda Accord. Not sure of the year off the top of my head. Low mileage. It generally just gets used to get to her job and back, about 6 miles one way.
Maybe. It'll be awhile before I can take it anywhere to be diagnosed.
Hoss gets me!
"Also, it's my taste. I will like or dislike whatever I choose for my own reasons. Your approval, or that of anyone, really, is not required."You're breaking the rules of Internet!
Come on dude, did he take a look? We all know the info we want here.
Maybe I'll drink tonight and sing "Too Drunk to Fuck" at the wedding party.
Damn, I was late. I was totally going to make a joke about having to get married in Brazil in order to get free food.
Did he break the urinal on the way out?
HOSS DANCE TIME!
Please do, and provide video.
I liked getting married so much, I'm doing it again with the same girl later this month!!
Well, you're happy. My parents hate each other but still get married.
no doubt about it
FOX News are the best trolls in the world, and they make big money doing it. I actually lean somewhat conservative at times, but I don't see how anyone can take them seriously.
Yeah, I'd be scared to take her hand, lest she take my arm.
what, it didn't take the first time?
City Hall weddings have notoriously low guest lists. Now EVERYBODY can join in!
https://www.dennys.com/food/breakfast/lumberjack-slam/Damn, this shit is calling my name.
Get the same thing anywhere other than Denny's. You will be happier with your decision.
no time to lose
I'd rather eat breakfast from McDonald's than Denny's. Why? Because McDonald's never gave me food poisoning.
Damn you, NYC subway system! Can you just run on time ONCE? No? Thanks.
I would never cheat her, NEVER!
Yup.Coming out of a Denny's complaining about the food is like coming out of a whorehouse and complaining about not feeling loved.
The Egg McMuffins has never failed me yet
We're three weeks away from the event, we've already pulled in $3700 in cash, with a bunch of gifts.
CL Final tonight!Fully expect Barcelona to win this one.
That's the worst name I've ever heard.
They did fucking irritate me yesterday. I stopped on my way to my unemployment orientation thing. I ordered 3 things.sausage burritosausage biscuitlarge diet cokeI got a sausage mcmuffin instead of a sausage biscuit, and because I ate it second, I was too far down the road to go back.YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB.Jerks.
Interviewer: "When are you going to TNA?" Ric Flair: "Never." lololol
Watching 30 Rock again has been a revelation. Tina Fey knew what was up at NBC and was telling the world if people had just paid attention: Bill Cosby is a sex criminal, Brian Williams is a goof, nobody likes Ann Curry, etc.
But Stan Ford says eating at chains is the smart thing to do, especially in new and unexplored locales
The night guy at my local McDonalds literally never gets the order right. There is always a huge ordeal at the order box, and then the order is always wrong. One hundred percent of the time.
Two words: hash brownd
Yes, Yes it is.
On whose part? Because he was serious
The local Taco Bell has gotten bad lately. They used to be consistently solid, and are the only thing open after 11p. The last few times my wife has gone after work, they have fucked up and taken waaaay too long. Also jerks.
You mean this morning? #BestCoast
I feel sorry for y'all then, because the denny's here is perfectly fine.
Soda is not breakfast appropriate
I think I need a new tablet. My first gen Surface RT keeps shutting itself off while I use it.
...I guess it depends on what your goal is. For example, if I was on the road, spending the night in a cheap motel and heading out in the morning, I'd probably go for a known chain. However, if I was on vacation somewhere new, getting a taste of local cuisine is part of the experience.
He advocated it for the latter
Good Weddings I sawMacho Man/LizTest/StephEric Young/ODBTHE REST IS GARBAGE.
He advocated it while being on vacation? Bah. I disagree. No idea who the guy is either.
They are very rare up here but one just opened about an hour away and there are lots of ads for it on the radio.
This week's b-movie review is up. I was not disappointed. However, I think a blog rebranding is in order.http://memoriesat88mph.blogspot.com/2015/06/demonic-toys-1992.html
Clearly, this is a lie. Denny's sucks. Always. Everywhere. Their slogan should be, "Hey, we're open, and we're here."
He's one of the lesser antagonists around here
Pretty much all I drink. Tea sometimes. don't like coffee.
Oh, right. I think I ignored that portion of the thread, but now that you mention it, I recall seeing snippets.
Orange juice, babyAnd hot chocolate in the winter
Ric Flair said WCW didn't want Bret Hart in late 1992. I find that hard to believe.
It's all about Evra. The fucking legend.
You guys have radio up there now?
My wedding was solid. I wore jeans, told everyone to dress casually, we had bbq chicken and ribs and a bunch of great sides at a place we chose largely for the food, and we had two ice cream cakes, because...well, me. i also wore a bib, because me.
Also, there is zero chance Bret would have wanted to jump when he was world champ.
I've been to a couple of good ones, but usually I don't like weddings.
Kane/Lita,just for Trish's sluttiness
Wasnt that one of the rumors for why he dropped the IC title to Mountie?
Messi. Suarez and Neymar, the trifecta of doom.
That would probably be a cool wedding.We put effort into making ours fun for everyone, and we got really good reviews.
The Mountie fuck yeah
No gimmick infringement, please.
He was sick, with a 100 degrees fever!
Watching Survivor Series 2000, and something struck me about the 2000-01 HHH run: he wasn't a cowardly heel. The only time he ever showed any fear was the Cactus Jack reveal. Also, "My Time" is much better as an instrumental.
That was late 91. This was late 92. Unless Ric got the date wrong.
Oooohhh...it's a movie.No buys.heh.
In most areas.
Oh late 92Never mind
Champions League; what's the rooting interest on the blog
All those Argentinians, Psycho I'm disappointed in you!
Yeah the Denny's here isn't too bad either
Oh hang on, Suarez is Uruguayan. Still!
Hot chocolate is acceptable. Orange juice is ok with the right amount of vodka. Maybe a touch of 7up.
Neymar is Brazilian.
Chiellini is injured which has drastically Juve's already slim chances.
That makes Jack even more awesome in hindsight.
He was a badass heel in 2000 and it was innovative. But almost fifteen years of the same gimmick is boring as fuck.
LET'S GO EVRA
And lo and behold that kind of booking made him the most over heel wrestler since like... Savage? Andre?
I prefer apple juice. Hot chocolate..meh.
Evra and Tevez to boss the show, Juve to win 3-2
Touched on it last night at the end of the late night thread, but I'll reiterate it; "Spy" was a four-snowflake movie. That was pretty fucking hilarious and yeah, the trailers definitely did not do it justice. McCarthy was great; I liked they didn't make her do the usual Chris Farley schtick or make her the "accidental" bumbling spy; they make her a really likable character who's surprisingly good at being a spy and that offered a lot more funnier scenarios than the exhausted aforementioned character types (she has a pretty nifty fight scene involving a frying pan that leads to some good Jackie Chan-ish gags). Whole cast was great: Jason Statham did his best job in ages, was even better here than his much-hyped-but-kinda-underused Furious 7 job, he's rrally fucking funny ("I got an idea; I go into the Face/Off machine..."). Alison Janney, Peter Seranoficz(?), Rose Byrne, everyone just crushes it. It actually reminded me of the Jump St where it winks and subverts a lot of action-comedy without outright spoofing it, and rely a lot more of great lines ("I'm the one who's gonna cut your dick off and super glue it to your forehead, make you look like a limp-dick unicorn!") than slapstick. Seriously, you'll laugh your ass off, if you need a damn good comedy, strongly recommended.
Evra's been terrible this season.The game against Madrid was one of his few high points.
Wait...Orange Juice...Godammit, Orenthal...how are online from jail?
Also for Kane's music played on strings.
Yeah, it was ruined by the 2002 face run with its terrible Jericho feud, then his Ric Flair impersonation phase with its terrible opponents. After HBK, it was Steiner, then Nash, then he ruined Goldberg instead of sitting out that Elimination Chamber match instead of bowing out with an injury and vacating the belt.
I'm listening to my heart, which is with the crooked Italian team
Pogba to be the lynchpin in an unlikely victory in preparation for his summer move to City.
It actually seems like it might be funny. But I haven't been to a movie theater since The Dark Knight Rises, so I'll probably be waiting for the DVD/cable/whatever to see it.
It really looks fucking stupid. But, based on your statement, I may rent it when it hits home video. IT's not a theater movie for me.
The matches were great, too. That helped a lot.
"Hey, 'In Like Flint' that's my favorite movie!"
The only clubs he'll go to will be Real Madrid and MAYBE PSG.
95 percent on RT, what the hell. That's Mad Max levels of acclaim.
I haven't seen the picture.
That reveal took me back to 1992, when I was legit scared of Vader and Cactus Jack, but not the Undertaker.
I fucking hate it when bitches have machine guns in their titties.
Comedies are movies I have to watch with people; I feel weird laughing at a movie on my own. More weird than spending half my day on a wrestling blog. That's weird too
They ain't lying, it's the kind of movie where you're laughing so hard you miss the next lines of dialogue.
The consensus seems to be that the ads don't reflect the type of movie it actually is.
"Perhaps next time, you should try foreplay!"
Eh. I have no problem with it.
So how is this Sepp Blatter thing playing elsewhere? Here in 'Murica, they're basically painting him as the Dutch version of Boss Hogg, just wheeling and dealing and possibly trying to catch them Duke boys.
Bah. I got mine. Get yours - oh shit!":: ducks ::