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Kevin Costner's Waterworld


Also, here's your nightly thread to hopefully follow the Lightning going up 3-2 on the Chicago Poopyheads.  

Also, 10 in a row for the Blue Jays!  That means we win the World Series, right?

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  1. Boners! I got to do one!

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  2. 10 games in a row just means the picture of Rachel Phelps is a little more naked.

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  3. Funny thing, the "Waterworld" stunt show at Universal Studios Hollywood has proven to be far more popular and longer-lasting than the movie ever was.

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  4. Stranger In The AlpsJune 13, 2015 at 7:42 PM

    The Blue Jays 10-game winning streak is more indicative of how weak the division is moreso than the Jays having any kind of discernible talent.


    That's right, I'm a hater. So what of it?

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  5. Didnt Kevin Costner drink his own pee pee in Waterworld?

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  6. He distiller it though, so it's sanitary

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  7. Yeah it was pretty awesome

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  8. The movie is not actually all that bad. It's just very 90s where it wants to be serious but also has a ton of camp in it (see also: most of Stallone's movies in the 90s)

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  9. Shit burger?

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  10. Still, Costner wrote it and it shows, since he as usual writes himself to be the bravest, coolest badass in the history of the world.

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  11. The only things I know about Waterworld are from Dana Carvey's Ross Perot impression.

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  12. Only two of the 10 wins have come against a divisional opponent. Pay attention.

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  13. gotta make that money back somehow

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  14. Any time that Scott mentions baseball, it reminds me of the time that some sabredouche tried to say Joey Votto was the best player in the league. Pretty sure I made him cry.

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  15. This movie may have killed Costner as an A-lister but at least he still starred in movies. I think I've seen them all, too! My wife made me watch that lifeguard movie with her. Man, did that thing suck.

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  16. He's back doing movies now! And Arnold, and Michael Keaton, and Kurt Russell...it's like the 90s all over again!

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  17. Actually they started developing it months early to open at the same time as the movie, figured they might take a bath but damned if it didn't take off with guests.

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  18. People can evolve in a couple hundred years, right?

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  19. Cue Chelsa Dagger, HAWKS WIN!!


    Bet Scott's happy...

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  20. Corned Biff HashJune 13, 2015 at 8:56 PM

    "Also, here's your nightly thread to hopefully follow the Lightning going up 3-2 on the Chicago Poopyheads."

    Ha, fuck your couch, old Canadian Coot! Death to all sports Tampa!

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  21. "Also, 10 in a row for the Blue Jays! That means we win the World Series, right?"

    Didn't work out for the braves, last yeat, sorry.

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  22. DAH-DAHDAHDAH
    DAHDAHDAH
    DAH-DAH-DAHDAHDAH!
    DAH-DAHDAHDAH
    DAHDAHDAH
    DAH-DAH-DAHDAHDAH!

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  23. So are people posting here I'm confused lol

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  24. Lotta hate from the Prairies...

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  25. Macklin, Man Without AssJune 13, 2015 at 9:23 PM

    Make it happen!

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  26. You can't live that long.

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  27. Charlton CrestonJune 13, 2015 at 9:23 PM

    This match is good, I like the idea of one guy being desperate to get out because that's how he wins hell in a cell matches

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  28. But...but...it's the last match...:(

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  29. Who would have thought Dougie would fear evidence-based argument?

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  30. Their big local sport is watching wheat grow.

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  31. Mick doesn't win Cell matches. He gets thrown off and nearly dies. It doesn't make sense for him to leave.

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  32. This show has flown by. Both have.

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  33. Charlton CrestonJune 13, 2015 at 9:24 PM

    To be fair he doesn't know if he won or lost the last one.

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  34. That's a weird strategy.

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  35. That's why it's odd. Illinois is the Prairie State after all.

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  36. 1999 as a whole did.

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  37. Charlton CrestonJune 13, 2015 at 9:25 PM

    Yeah we're finally back into good times. 99 was dark.

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  38. Good matches and angles do that.

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  39. Hard to believe it's been 5 hours since we started the Rumble.

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  40. Yeah I rmemeber getting home from Chicago last Sunday and being shocked you guys has already gotten to KotR

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  41. Huh, I didn't know that. That is weird.

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  42. Fast moving dark though. Way better than 97 where it was slow moving dark.

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  43. We normally use Land of Lincoln. Of course Chicago is hardly prairie...

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  44. Evidence based like DSPOLMNF? Yeah, made up statistics make me quake.

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  45. Adam "Colorado" CurryJune 13, 2015 at 9:26 PM

    Racist.

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  46. Chicago - Look At All Them Polacks!

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  47. So yeah. Wheat. Good stuff that wheat.

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  48. The undercard of 97 was hideous. 96 too.

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  49. You take that back! 97 was great!

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  50. Man, when was the last time Costner was in a good movie?

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  51. I can smell the pizza cooking. For once I didn't pick off any pepperoni!

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  52. The PPVs were death outside of Canadian Stampede and maybe Summerslam. They legit broke me where I had to stop the livewatch for a couple months.

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  53. You know why they say, "never let a black cat cross your path"?

    Because they'll mug you.

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  54. Adam "Colorado" CurryJune 13, 2015 at 9:29 PM

    God damn porch monk... porch cats.

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  55. When did we do 95-97? March?

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  56. http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lffltgYCn41qe79q6.jpg

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  57. I think Feb-Mar yeah.


    Picked up a little after Marv went through the Rumbles.


    The best was that It's Time that poor Petuka had to watch by himself because everybody tapped out immediately.

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  58. Vito and Nick's... oh yes. I need to get back there, oh and Pierogi Heaven so my ancestors don't rise up and hurt me.

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  59. Charlton CrestonJune 13, 2015 at 9:31 PM

    Hunter already busted open, this won't be the classic but it's still damn good. I dig all the spots off the cage Hunter sells that stuff like a champ.

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  60. It's biggest crime seems to be its not Royal Rumble 2000. I think Scott gave it 5 stars originally too.

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  61. Stranger In The AlpsJune 13, 2015 at 9:32 PM

    Yes sir. I'm paying attention. That's exactly why I said that Toronto doesn't have any discernible talent. Except for maybe Donaldson.

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  62. WHOA at pegging the steps through the cage!

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  63. Sequels are never as good.

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  64. Lol that was amazing. He was a real trooper about it. I wish he would stop having a life and post more often because he was a great guy to have in these live watches.

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  65. Macklin, Man Without AssJune 13, 2015 at 9:33 PM

    I agree with that rating.

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  66. Yup, Scott went 5 for both.

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  67. My wife used to live a mile from Vito & Nick's when we were dating. Overrated.

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  68. Charlton CrestonJune 13, 2015 at 9:33 PM

    That could've fucked some fans so easily.

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  69. I'm going to enjoy celebrating a 3rd cup in six seasons on Monday night.

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  70. Pretty good foresight by Mick to put a handle on the barbed wire 2x4

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  71. Charlton CrestonJune 13, 2015 at 9:36 PM

    Doesn't this cage have the handholds too?

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  72. See...now why would you even bother going up there, dumbass?

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  73. Triple H is taunting on the top of the cage like he's in a Smackdown game!!!!!!

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  74. I hate the psychology of having rules in wrestling, but somehow an illegal weapon is under the ring and it has a handle on it.

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  75. Huh. According to wiki, Col. Sanders lived just outside Toronto for the last 15 years of his life.


    Didn't know that.

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  76. Macklin, Man Without AssJune 13, 2015 at 9:37 PM

    He wants to jump off onto Triple H.

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  77. That Mick fall was like Shawns fall in 97

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  78. The cat is making good points!

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  79. Mick isn't good at throwing chairs.

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  80. Triple H has totally built up like two finisher icons while taunting on the top of the cage.

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  81. Charlton CrestonJune 13, 2015 at 9:38 PM

    Honestly who is though, it's the most awkward shape ever and you have to side arm that shit

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  82. During this time period, what's the percentage of times Stephs nips were noticeable?

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  83. Charlton CrestonJune 13, 2015 at 9:40 PM

    I wonder what the idea was for the chair spot up there.

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  84. Charlton CrestonJune 13, 2015 at 9:42 PM

    It was a lot, but I think it gets better later on doesn't it, like during the Steph/Angle/H era?

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  85. USED BOTH FINISHER ICONS!!!!!!

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  86. I was a fan, but usually I'm too far and just get Giordano's like a lazy bastard.

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  87. If that breakaway piece of the roof had fallen down with Triple H climbing down that would have been the funniest thing ever.

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  88. http://ttecdn.com/lolpics/assets/media/1433956775image.jpg

    Now that's fucking funny.

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  89. That is so anti-climactic.

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  90. At least we got a good spot to finish what was supposed to be Mick's career.

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  91. So people leaving this show were under the assumption the main event to Mania would be Heel Big Show v Heel HHH

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  92. Ah say ah say with all the chickens ah eat ah better get free health care!

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  93. Charlton CrestonJune 13, 2015 at 9:46 PM

    Shelton's over there still tweeting about Mad Max "still driving" lol

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  94. I haven't had Giordano's in eons. Can't even remember what it tastes like. There is an insane amount of good pizza on the SW Side and burbs.

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  95. Really that's the perfect way to end the 99-00 season lmao.

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  96. Where's my love of the game, Jim? It happened 15 years ago, and he was back the next month.

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  97. That'll do Mick, that'll do.

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  98. THANK YOU MICK! THANK YOU MICK!

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  99. Two spectacular shows

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  100. Buffer lost his train of thought in that last announcement.

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  101. Charlton CrestonJune 13, 2015 at 9:50 PM

    Yup, great stuff

    Good watch boys, see ya tomorrow

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  102. Wrestlemania 2000 tomorrow before MitB? Say 4 or so?


    Than start the 2000-01 season Tuesday or so?

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  103. Sounds good to me.

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  104. *shakes fist* I have to settle for frozen Home Run Inn... you wouldn't believe the crap people here call pizza.

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  105. All this great wrestling makes me want to shower and go to the tavern.

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  106. I agreed to meet my buddy at the bar. Think I will be as well for like an hour.

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  107. That was actually the idea during the Angle feud lol. They really should have done it, people loved Triple H in 2000.

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  108. Macklin, Man Without AssJune 13, 2015 at 9:55 PM

    WrestleMania 2000 gets a bad rap. I have a soft spot for it.

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  109. "Alright dude I'm gonna have one drink and then - "

    "SHOTS!!!"

    "Dammit..."

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  110. It's just a weird show and doesn't feel like a Mania

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  111. Jurassic Park 3 has a funny moment where this red T-Rexish dinosaur comes in seemingly to eat them, but once he sees them digging through Dinosaur shit for a phone, he looks at the camera and leaves like, "Man, fuck this shit, I'm going back to the streets where things make sense"

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  112. I'm taking a cab in case that happens

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  113. I've done my best to block that film from my memory.

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  114. Ehh, it kinda sucks. It's a "throwback" to the shitty early WrestleManias that are bloated and way too long.

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  115. It's chaotic and kinda fits the whole 99-00 season so I'll give it a pass. When given a choice WWF picked the stupid option that year.

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  116. Macklin, Man Without AssJune 13, 2015 at 10:00 PM

    I have fond memories watching it with a group of people losing our minds. The Triangle Ladder Match is insane.

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  117. This broken nose/eye swell thing is new to me. Never knew that.

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  118. The BoD has had a long argument on whether or not that is TLC 1. I think it's TLC -1

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  119. Jobber and I got into it for the better part of an hour.

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  120. Macklin, Man Without AssJune 13, 2015 at 10:02 PM

    At its heart it's TLC before they came up with the name TLC.

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  121. What side did you take?

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  122. That it's not a TLC match.


    Not once do any of them even touch a chair.

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  123. Rorschach's JournalJune 13, 2015 at 10:02 PM

    Wasn't that Spinosaurus? Not sure, but I've heard he gets jobbed out in the new film. So much for the Dino Wrestling Federation making new stars. I mean, it's not like that prima donna T-Rex needs to be in the top spot, holding the title anymore. He should put new guys over!

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  124. Macklin, Man Without AssJune 13, 2015 at 10:02 PM

    You could agree with Jobber and end up arguing an hour.

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  125. It needed Micks christening. Tables, Ladders, and Chairs oh my

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  126. He was pretty keyed up.

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  127. Rorschach's JournalJune 13, 2015 at 10:04 PM

    Just watched "Kingsman: The Secret Service" on Blu. Pretty nifty little movie. I wonder if it did well enough to merit sequels?

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  128. The Spinosaurus was the dino who's shit they were going through. The red dinosaur looked like a mid-carder

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  129. They announced a couple days ago, in fact, they're working on a sequel.

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  130. Except for the part where they don't use chairs in the match.

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  131. Ugh... just get to the main event already.

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  132. Macklin, Man Without AssJune 13, 2015 at 10:07 PM

    Main Event ain't on yet? Mercy mercy me.

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  133. I think over five hours of wrestling wiped everyone out lol.

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  134. The dudes acting in it are pretty cool, too. They take pictures with the audience and answer questions. They get roughed up as bad as wrestlers do.

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  135. They spent a good chunk of time hyping the next one. McGreggor and all.

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  136. Gilbert Melendez should have been able to finish a guy with one eye.

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  137. Got 7 hours tomorrow, too, if we're doing Mania 2000.

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  138. I can't believe we got to 2600 posts for no reason in the thread lol.

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  139. Macklin, Man Without AssJune 13, 2015 at 10:11 PM

    They use a bell. It's TLB.

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  140. Time to go have some John Dalys.

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  141. It's definitely...


    [sunglasses]


    Unpretty.


    Gotta go.

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  142. Watched Paddington and Horns today. Very different movies, obviously, and both better than I expected. Padding was actually quite good, even for someone who has never read any of the kid's books; I think they were after my time, at least in this country. Horns was kinda fucked up, but interesting.

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  143. Eyelids sooooo heavy...

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  144. :: singing :: Go to sleeeeep...go to sleeeeep...I won't steal all your ice cream....



    #HOSSLULLABY

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  145. I'm going to eat the last Snickers ice cream bar just in case...

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  146. I can't pick a winner for the first round.

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  147. Cain getting tagged.

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  148. Menchies is way better and it's better for you!

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  149. Fell asleep for a second... knocked the laptop into my face.

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  150. This is the most damage I've seen him take.

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  151. finish him, Werdum!

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  152. Off to the bar for a whopping hour and twenty minutes. Uber driver is a druggie. I took this guy a week ago and he has no recollection who I am. Safe.

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  153. JDS is watching cageside knowing he could have taken either of them out tonight in the first round.

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  154. Werdum is gassed, but he's winning rounds.

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  155. Cain's face is going to be a modern art masterpiece tomorrow.

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  156. Werdum by tapout!

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  157. Uber driver now crying about the girl he dated for a whole whopping month left him and how he thought she was the one.

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  158. Holy shit, great finish.

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  159. Oh yeah, read about all the training they need for the guys doing major underwater stuff and the legal stuff needed to get the okay to perform with all the explosions.

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  160. Macklin, Man Without AssJune 13, 2015 at 10:46 PM

    Werdum subbed Cain?

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  161. Yep. Guillotine.

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  162. Macklin, Man Without AssJune 13, 2015 at 10:48 PM

    WOW. I'd been impressed by Werdum lately but I was solidly aboard the Cain hype train. Good to have some new blood up top.

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  163. Oh God, now Cain puked on himself.

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  164. ThebrazilianpsychoJune 13, 2015 at 10:50 PM

    I said to you fuckers, Werdum was gonna win.

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  165. Macklin, Man Without AssJune 13, 2015 at 10:51 PM

    Bullshit. No way. Two pukes in one night?

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  166. Great movie

    I'll take the redhead

    Guitar player was the most badass thing ever

    It was all like HiaC Foley/HHH and TLC WM X-Seven.... too much of a car crash insane cluster that it can't be anything but *****

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  167. ThebrazilianpsychoJune 13, 2015 at 10:52 PM

    I told you, Werdum wins.

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  168. Haha, just joking.

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  169. I saw it in the theater and thought it was pretty good.

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  170. :: google ::


    Frozen yogurt is never better than ice cream.


    Jerk.

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  171. Belee_Matt!_INDEED!!!June 13, 2015 at 11:14 PM

    Went to a wedding this afternoon. Baby handled it like a pro.


    If you don't want old ladies near you, don't hold a baby in your arms. It's like a catnip for the wrinkled sector.

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  172. Belee_Matt!_INDEED!!!June 13, 2015 at 11:17 PM

    The one thing I've learned about UFC is, Mike and Joe can go out and hype someone like they're unstoppable, but on any given night the guy across from him could be better...even if it's for that one night. Anything can happen.

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  173. The U.S. U-20 men's soccer team is in the quarterfinals of the U-20 World Cup in New Zealand.

    Huh, that's cool.

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  174. Don't be silly. The Blue Jays win the World Series in November! That way you can celebrate and laugh at all the other teams for 5 months!

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  175. The missus and I are off to Dublin tomorrow. You crazy bastards take care. See you all in a week.

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  176. I'm not prepared to live in a world where the Toronto Blue Jays win the World Series again. Canadian World Champions just makes my head hurt.

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  177. Turning down a booty call because it's 3am and the 20 minute/$25 cab isn't worth it. I'm getting old.

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  178. I went to a wedding today with my five month old and I can attest to this.

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  179. Belee_Matt!_INDEED!!!June 13, 2015 at 11:58 PM

    That's probably for the best. There would be too much awesome in the world and not enough ice cream.

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  180. I take solace knowing the Jays fans won the World Series with the highest payroll in baseball twice, and then spent 20 years whining that baseball needed a salary cap until their billionaire owners let them spend again, and suddenly financial advantages were cool again.But Jays fans tend to think the right's and wrong's of baseball should revolve around what's best for them.

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  181. Belee_Matt!_INDEED!!!June 14, 2015 at 12:18 AM

    You aren't a big fan of Canadian products, are you? The Blue Jays, Bret Hart....well, those are the only two I can think of. Do you hate Molson and Yak too?


    Just so we're clear...I'm not Canadian, so I don't care. I just find it interesting.

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