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So here's an idea that'll sell 100k tickets to next years Mania. Hulk Hogan's last match Basically Mark Henry wins the IC title but keeps fighting jobbers, and the commentators bury him. They then show a virtual reenactment of Hogan vs Henry as the best of one era versus a guy from another era. Henry, managed by Paul Heyman for reasons, demands a match with Hogan. Hogan appears in front of a review board all "eh, Don't tell me I'm too old. I still got life in me." and they allow him to wrestle. Nick Hogan, dressed like a businessman, is all "Dad, don't." Hogan tells his son it ain't how hard you crash, but how hard you can crash and keep moving forward. Hogan vs Henry goes fifteen minutes, and Hogan leaves before they announce the winner to a standing ovation.

We then see images of Hulkamaniacs running through Venice Beach as "Real American" plays over the end of Mania.

1 million buys, right?

Look, it's not cool to toy with my love of Rocky movies, OK?  Leave the memories alone.  

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  1. Jesse Baker: rape, kidnap, brutal violence against Stephanie McMahon, "Lesner" instead of "Lesnar"

    Jesse Baker having smoked a shitload of weed: this email.

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  2. Stranger In The AlpsJuly 3, 2015 at 8:30 AM

    And somewhere out there is someone who is high-fiving himself for getting his e-mail posted on the BoD front page.


    Scott makes dreams come true.

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  3. The most horrible part of it is hogan and Henry going fifteen minutes.

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  4. I was with him until he brought Nick into the equation. Nobody wants to see that douchebag.

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  5. I made a wish. Scott answered it.

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  6. Also: Danial Bryan.

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  7. The Rocky series?
    I haven't seen the pictures.

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  8. Just don't ask him for a ride to the show.

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  9. Joey Jo-Jo Junior ShabbadooJuly 3, 2015 at 9:03 AM

    No, see they should have done Rocky V with Cesaro: Hogan helps train Cesaro before XXX so that he can win the ARMBAR, Cesaro wins but then takes on Heyman as a manager. Hogan is disappointed, but decides to just move on. But Heyman won't shut up about it and eggs Hogan on for a year, even as Hogan insists he's retired for health reasons. Finally, Heyman goads Hogan into accepting the match, but WWE won't clear him medically. Solution? Unsanctioned Street Fight at XXXI.

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  10. I did it for you, ROCK!July 3, 2015 at 9:03 AM

    Why Mark Henry? Why not Big E Langston?

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  11. I did it for you, ROCK!July 3, 2015 at 9:04 AM

    Are you proposing that Cesaro should get AIDS?

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  12. Joey Jo-Jo Junior ShabbadooJuly 3, 2015 at 9:04 AM

    Hmm, I might not have thought this through...

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  13. Joey Jo-Jo Junior ShabbadooJuly 3, 2015 at 9:05 AM

    Michael Hayes: Why not ME? After all, I'm more of a n...

    *PLEASE STAND BY*

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  14. Joey Jo-Jo Junior ShabbadooJuly 3, 2015 at 9:14 AM

    If Rocky actually dies as originally planned, does that make the movie better or worse?

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  15. Needs more emasculation of Randy Orton

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  17. Big E is a better fit for the "Hogan trains the son of someone he buried in the 80s" angle.

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  18. But Big E is already established as Dolph Ziggler's son.

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  19. ARRRRGH THE BARBARIANJuly 3, 2015 at 9:52 AM

    Wasn't it the other way around, that Rocky killed Antonio Tarver?

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  20. Rocky was originally supposed to die at the end of Rocky V due to the injuries he sustained in his fights...

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  21. Rocky Balboa is more awkward now because he retires in Rocky V because of brain trauma, then they let him fight again in the next movie, which took place in 2006.

    I'm beginning to think Adrian died in a similar manner to Nancy.

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  22. If Rocky throws the first fight with Creed like the original script had, how is the movie remembered?

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  23. My initial reaction was "only fifteen?"

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  24. It gets remembered as a forgotten classic and not the franchise it became. Rocky would have no redeeming values, and he would be remembered for his wickedness alone. It might get a cult status like Taxi Driver or something, but I doubt Stalone ever becomes the epic action hero actor he became during the 1980's. He might get a career as a writer, work along side Copella or Speilberg - because there were plenty of shocking movies directed in the 1970's. It might become a cult classic, but it is never a franchise. There is no Rocky II or a Rocky III. Mr. T is remembered only as a tough man that bodygaurded for Leon Spinks. Hulk Hogan gets a good monster heel following - and probably works for Crocket since there would have been no Rocky III offer. Hogan still gets over, but it will take a different avenue. He may not transcend the sport, but Vince Jr

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  25. Sooooo without Rocky there wouldn't be a Hulkamania?

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  26. She died of cancer. Do not superfly Rocky Balboa.

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  27. Not even on s golf cart, you might crash into the Ultimste Warrior.

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  28. Hogan had a good ride off into the sunset match already, but how I wish the old dude could work some kind of match for wrestlemania 32. Maybe Bray Wyatt can turn face and become a Hillbilly Jim type character for Hogan to retrain. This brings out a heel Hillbilly Jim to train Luke Gallows and we had Wyatt vs. Gallows at Wrestlemania 32.

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  29. Paging BeardMoney

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  30. Kaitlyn is coming back? Yes!


    Oh, Thunder LIPS. Now I don't care.

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  31. He wasn't ever supposed to die in the first one. That was the plan for V.

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  32. Biff CumberbatchJuly 3, 2015 at 11:35 AM

    I gotta say, Triple H has balls of steel. Say what you will about his past in the ring, but it takes chutzpah to take his project to the big time. I figured they'd run an armory, or at best the Manhattan Center for the NXT show. Running a TakeOver special the night before SummerSlam in the same building is going all in. I wonder what the card will look like to try and fill that place up?

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  33. ThebrazilianpsychoJuly 3, 2015 at 11:36 AM

    I still wanna see a Hammerstein Ballroom event.

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  34. Biff CumberbatchJuly 3, 2015 at 11:37 AM

    Agreed. It feels like they're missing a few steps here, jumping from Full Sail all the way to the Barclays Center. But hey, if they can fill it up, go for it.

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  35. I'm dead until Stanton returns. DED.

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  36. ThebrazilianpsychoJuly 3, 2015 at 11:37 AM

    How about calling some WWN guys, since they're talking about a deal.

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  37. ThebrazilianpsychoJuly 3, 2015 at 11:38 AM

    You mean, HHH recreated Crockett.

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  38. Biff CumberbatchJuly 3, 2015 at 11:38 AM

    There's also reports that the WWE are running open tryouts during their tour in Asia; perhaps work out some agreement to get some international talent in ala Ring of Honor or Dragon Gate USA?

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  39. I bet Dolph Ziggler selling Kerry Von Erich's Tornado Punch would be a thing of beauty.

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  40. Biff CumberbatchJuly 3, 2015 at 11:39 AM

    We may need the first ever BoD Overnight Thread for those who are gonna take the challenge of staying up overnight on the 4th.

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  41. It's something special alright.

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  42. Even Dolph Ziggler couldn't sell anything from Hillbilly Jim's weak ass offense.

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    All that money made and you couldn't afford a fucking spelling class. Too bad. Fuck off, now.

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    The appearance of bots is starting to get ridiculous. As recently as a couple months ago, you might ban one bot every couple of weeks. Not we're banning 3 or 4 a day.

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    Disqus needs to sort this shot out on there end.

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  49. Having them with any regularity at all is fairly new.
    I like that they're learning.
    They send hot chicks now!
    They address us by name now!

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  50. Charismatic eNegro Jef VinsonJuly 3, 2015 at 3:27 PM

    Can they reenact Hulk vs. Wolverine and have Lesnar rip Hogan in half?

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  52. Hogan has AIDS?

    No way he jobs to it.

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  53. I've had quite a bit of my emails published. Never high fived myself though

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  54. Hogan as part of a tag might work.

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  55. I don't think Hulk will ever have a "last match." Cena will wrestle Hologram Hulk in the main event of Wrestlemania play button in 2024.

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  56. The rocky canon kinda ignores 5 now

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  57. That doesn't work for me brother

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  58. Medical technology changed in 16 years though. Maybe he wasn't hurt as bad after the Dragon fight as everyone thought. The only monkey wrench is that scene when he is shaking in the shower after the fight.

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