tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post1678674319097847488..comments2023-10-05T10:40:37.936-06:00Comments on Rantsylvania: BoD RAWScott Keithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04125091232930805562noreply@blogger.comBlogger45125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-7804902424696303002015-05-12T14:11:51.469-06:002015-05-12T14:11:51.469-06:00Im just going with something upstatey. It is prett...Im just going with something upstatey. It is pretty grimy.Big Dirty Murphnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-56982728396174600652015-05-12T14:00:37.075-06:002015-05-12T14:00:37.075-06:00Broken Flying Bison or Southern Tier or Elicotvill...Broken Flying Bison or Southern Tier or Elicotville bottles. Saranac sucks.Adam "Colorado" Currynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-84625729235722438162015-05-12T13:11:13.959-06:002015-05-12T13:11:13.959-06:00TRIDM?TRIDM?Charismatic eNegro Jef Vinsonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-55925209427543928692015-05-12T13:09:10.221-06:002015-05-12T13:09:10.221-06:00***BoD EXCLUSIVE ONLY ON THE BoD NETWORK only999co...***BoD EXCLUSIVE ONLY ON THE BoD NETWORK only999contactyourlocalcableandsatelietproviders***<br /><br />*Ring announcer Todd Pettengill tries to stop Jef Vinson and his valet as they leave the building*<br /><br />Todd Pettengill?! When the fu*BEEP* did they hire your bum ass? What do YOU want?<br /><br />Todd: "I...I was just hoping to get a few words with you. Where were you last week?"<br /><br />Todd, I was on a successful tour of Japan and partying with Floyd Mayweather (The only man on the planet who can possibly understand what I go through) and I see I have to defend myself against the unwashed masses that want to question me and besmirch my legacy.<br /><br />*Valet grabs the mic from Todd and hands it to me*<br /><br />Thank you baby. I'm tired of saying this, Cult. Do I have you freshen up the slap I left on your Cro-Magnon forehead to remind you of you I am and what I do?<br /><br />I'm great by design and blessed by divine providence. I'm simply better than you. There are no hooks, catchphrases or marketing people that can fully capture how far I am above you. So if I have to slay your big goofy Quijibo looking ass to solidify my destiny then so be it. Although my schedule is busy I'll find time to put that work in to beat the brakes off your mutant ass.<br /><br />*Hands mic to valet who throws it at Todd*<br /><br />That was your first brush with greatness, Todd. It was overwhelming, huh?<br /><br />Todd "You could say that."<br /><br />Something I've always wanted to ask you. Where is your chin? You have the profile of a Simpsons character.<br /><br />Todd: "...:"<br /><br />We're done, peasant. Let's go babe. We have reservations at Urasawa..Charismatic eNegro Jef Vinsonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-78539586882008791562015-05-12T07:57:31.200-06:002015-05-12T07:57:31.200-06:00Only if it's under Upstate Rules: weapons surr...Only if it's under Upstate Rules: weapons surrounding the ring include a bottle of hot wing sauce from Anchor Bar, some broken Saranac bottles, a large garbage plate from Nick Tahoe's, commemorative baseball bats from the Baseball Hall of Fame, and a large handblown bong from Woodstock. While the match goes on a long improv jam by moe. is playing the whole time. And the winner is awarded a $100 gas card from Stewart's.Big Dirty Murphnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-34239594246693373212015-05-12T07:15:04.673-06:002015-05-12T07:15:04.673-06:00Right? Despite several appearances I have never, e...Right? Despite several appearances I have never, ever done....well....anything. Haha. It's the best.Marvey Dentnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-45945393254373562772015-05-12T06:50:08.821-06:002015-05-12T06:50:08.821-06:00Dude that's an awesome gimmick for an Indy sho...Dude that's an awesome gimmick for an Indy show!jobber123noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-41381470101149685502015-05-12T05:23:47.461-06:002015-05-12T05:23:47.461-06:00BoD Raw is always better when I make an appearance...BoD Raw is always better when I make an appearance. Of course, it would be even better if someone let me edit this thing! If I didn't just buy this laptop, I would toss it out for offending my by having this on my screen! <br /><br /><br />Read the Daily News!Extant1979 - Extreme Superstarnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-63347952801131561482015-05-12T05:03:46.192-06:002015-05-12T05:03:46.192-06:00(Bill Ray is sitting in a folding chair, in a dark...(Bill Ray is sitting in a folding chair, in a dark room.)<br /><br />"Petuka! You and I are not finished. You tried to hobble me, make me go home. Unfortunately, what you fail to realize is that pain has been a part of my life as long as I've been alive. My knee will heal, and when it does, you will have a very bad day, very soon. As for you, kbjone: you and I have had our issues, but I'm willing to put them aside for now, as we deal with our common enemy. Be warned, though; I am not in the mood for betrayal. And remember...when the man comes around, you'd better be ready."Bill Rayhttp://bill-ray.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-49268144887988581142015-05-12T00:29:34.844-06:002015-05-12T00:29:34.844-06:00Perhaps Anchor Cheese should be involved...Perhaps Anchor Cheese should be involved...Biscuit!http://twitter.com/amntnnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-83000034884232690852015-05-12T00:29:11.036-06:002015-05-12T00:29:11.036-06:00Including his ring career. Rick Martel must have ...Including his ring career. Rick Martel must have hated his life.Biscuit!http://twitter.com/amntnnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-14387473295362354742015-05-12T00:19:03.007-06:002015-05-12T00:19:03.007-06:00Yeah, I remember, Scott reviewed it once. We'l...Yeah, I remember, Scott reviewed it once. We'll need a BoD twist, though.Rick Poehlingnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-56571628816333323892015-05-12T00:18:21.323-06:002015-05-12T00:18:21.323-06:00That was easily the most entertaining piece of bus...That was easily the most entertaining piece of business that Sir Tony was ever involved in....Kaptain Kiwinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-67764663895678233322015-05-12T00:12:12.549-06:002015-05-12T00:12:12.549-06:00IWA-MS did it once, it was your typical light tube...IWA-MS did it once, it was your typical light tube bullshit, but with one twist, it's on the round system, but before the match and between every round you have to take a shot of liquor.Adam "Colorado" Currynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-45558744489933908922015-05-12T00:11:25.202-06:002015-05-12T00:11:25.202-06:00Curtzerker has really taken off since the early da...Curtzerker has really taken off since the early days of Cool Curt Williams and Theviking!Biscuit!http://twitter.com/amntnnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-31089003920892108202015-05-11T23:45:26.723-06:002015-05-11T23:45:26.723-06:00Hmmmm....Tommy Rich Invitational Death Match, you ...Hmmmm....Tommy Rich Invitational Death Match, you say?Rick Poehlingnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-73492480300884512762015-05-11T23:09:21.707-06:002015-05-11T23:09:21.707-06:00Me and Murphy in a Tommy Rich Invitational Death M...Me and Murphy in a Tommy Rich Invitational Death Match. If that motherfucking fake cannuck bitch ass nigga has the stones to show up.Adam "Colorado" Currynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-38600821625163591122015-05-11T22:54:08.168-06:002015-05-11T22:54:08.168-06:00(We go backstage, where Koko B. Flair's on the...(We go backstage, where Koko B. Flair's on the ground, on his face, in dreamland. Standing above him is me, trusty dented chair in hand.)<br /><br /><br />"I did a bad thing at Extreme Rules. Now I'm going to do something worse. And I'm not even sure who's going to get it: Palooka Patootie, Billy Boy Joe Bob Sam Ray, or our still somewhat new, questionably sane GM. All I know is I'm gonna enjoy the suffering I bring."<br /><br /><br />(I walk away, humming the theme to... The Andy Griffith Show!?)kbjonehttp://FuckNo.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-46933780181247538732015-05-11T22:43:22.190-06:002015-05-11T22:43:22.190-06:00(That means I'm right.)(That means I'm right.)Theberzerker, #1 HUSS CHOMPIONnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-7721226419917291112015-05-11T22:40:42.415-06:002015-05-11T22:40:42.415-06:00I want this shit next week.I want this shit next week.kbjonehttp://FuckNo.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-60003000264629202352015-05-11T22:24:15.334-06:002015-05-11T22:24:15.334-06:00HUSSHUSSBrian_Baylessnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-52477294093109376432015-05-11T22:24:00.712-06:002015-05-11T22:24:00.712-06:00Lead to us winning tonight, AMIRITE???Lead to us winning tonight, AMIRITE???Theberzerker, #1 HUSS CHOMPIONnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-42766940198956303942015-05-11T22:21:46.875-06:002015-05-11T22:21:46.875-06:00BoD NETWORK APP EXCLUSIVE
*camera pans inside th...BoD NETWORK APP EXCLUSIVE<br /><br /><br />*camera pans inside the Job Mob private locker room. Chartock is playing Zelda Wii on the big screen, Murphy is sitting on a stool smoking a blunt and playing a few chords over and over on a bass, while zanatude and jobber appear to playing cards and drinking beer*<br /><br /><br />*chartock looks up from his game, Murphy stops playing*<br /><br /><br />Chartock: Boss, DO NOT DO THIS. Let it go man, we just need to move on to the next town. Who cares? Come on Jobber.<br /><br /><br />Murphy: Yeah dude, just fucking stop. Just stop dude. The cameras are here, like why...this just seems...what kind of money is in this dude, don't fucking do it.<br /><br /><br />Zanatude: We're already ahead since I did what you said and told Bobby Bayless that we main evented the show and he just missed it while watching Disorderlies. So we got the main event payoff. I mean that is pretty slick, but what do you think Bobby will do when someone tells him Soupbone wasn't actually a Fat Boy? Seems like we are already playing with fire...<br /><br /><br />*jobber has gotten up from the table and is pacing the room furiously*<br /><br /><br />Jobber: That fuck-tard cousin of Brians, he promised me...he promised me. I AM SO GODDAMN SICK OF THE GARBAGE AT CATERING. Cold cuts, hamburgers, shitty non fresh non organic veggies, fucking Dasani water, I just asked, I just asked for my own organic vegetable and health food catering. <br /><br /><br />Murphy: Dude we know, but Jobber there is a whole foods around the corner dude, we can get you anything you...<br /><br /><br />Jobber: *cutting off Murphy* I mean look, I get that it's expensive, I get that it's not everyones thing, but I eat healthfood, not this fucking applebees garbage. It's not like I would have even let anyone else use my catering. It would have just mine, for only me...*jobber stares off into space*<br /><br /><br />Chartock: Jobber, dude please don't do this. <br /><br /><br />Jobber: I invited that guy here, with his fabulous cart. He's got a little stand at the world market in La Jolla. I mean I told him to come here to this shit town, and bring his fantastic vegetables AND THIS FUCKING...<br /><br /><br />Zanatude: JOBBER, dude think this through bro. <br /><br /><br />Jobber: THIS FUCKING...CONSUMER OF SHIT, THIS...THIS FUCKING ANIMAL...I'VE SEEN ENOUGH<br /><br /><br />*The rest of the job mob looks on in horror*<br /><br /><br />*Jobber pulls a hockey bag out from under the table and looks into the camera as he unzips the bag*<br /><br /><br />Jobber: *staring into the camera* Well, I did make a trip to the store. I bought this fucking fat slop you humanoids call dessert. This fucking...<br /><br /><br />Zanatude: Dude! Don't say it!<br /><br /><br />Jobber: *begins removing cartons of ice cream from the bag* MURPHY, hand me the sledgehammer!<br /><br /><br />*Murphy reluctantly hands jobber the sledgehammer*<br /><br /><br />Jobber: *points the hammer right at the camera* This is for Tads vegetables you fat motherfucker!!!<br /><br /><br />*Jobber starts smashing each carton of ice cream, one at a time with the sledgehammer as the job mob watches looking very nervous*jobber123noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-51004247868757284182015-05-11T22:10:17.193-06:002015-05-11T22:10:17.193-06:00Soon enough, you will have a ride to the arena.......Soon enough, you will have a ride to the arena...............Brian_Baylessnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-40896210815261433942015-05-11T22:05:42.323-06:002015-05-11T22:05:42.323-06:00Thank you! That is high praise indeed.Thank you! That is high praise indeed.Biscuit!http://twitter.com/amntnnoreply@blogger.com