tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post1858973845590385458..comments2023-10-05T10:40:37.936-06:00Comments on Rantsylvania: QOTD 61: Your_Favourite_BoozerScott Keithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04125091232930805562noreply@blogger.comBlogger72125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-47083946062397589602013-11-16T00:57:21.536-07:002013-11-16T00:57:21.536-07:00Kategories, Presidents & Assholes, Hockey, Fuc...Kategories, Presidents & Assholes, Hockey, Fuck The Dealer, Beer Pong, Century Club/Power Hour...all the usual ones. A lot of my fraternity brothers would also Edward 40 Hands, with a 40 of malt liquor duct taped to each hand. That one never ended well.Mark Satranghttp://www.examiner.com/pro-wrestling-in-national/mark-satrangnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-68858577703582597602013-11-13T07:51:35.186-07:002013-11-13T07:51:35.186-07:00Yeah but then she comes back and my dick is all we...Yeah but then she comes back and my dick is all wet.Paul Meekinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-57024597709610993472013-11-13T06:56:05.646-07:002013-11-13T06:56:05.646-07:00He said the fastest he ever saw anyone do it in wa...He said the fastest he ever saw anyone do it in was about 50 minutes or so. Sounded legit to me b/c when you do a Power Hour with slightly larger than normal shots, you're drinking 7 or so beers in an hour so an Englishman chugging light beer could probably get 12 down in that same span. He also told me there were times when they'd each do an entire case. I can't fathom that.Matt Johnsonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-10679600949856735372013-11-13T06:53:27.345-07:002013-11-13T06:53:27.345-07:00Ah I see. Guess you're filling up those empty...Ah I see. Guess you're filling up those empty beer cans then.<br /><br />Wonder how long it takes, would definitely be motivated to drink as quickly as possible.OfficerFarvanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-20403005712455391522013-11-13T06:51:42.355-07:002013-11-13T06:51:42.355-07:00Apparently you can still pee, you just can't l...Apparently you can still pee, you just can't leave the room to do so.Matt Johnsonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-16904383838892849792013-11-13T06:49:41.161-07:002013-11-13T06:49:41.161-07:00This sounds like torture. I couldn't do a 12 ...This sounds like torture. I couldn't do a 12 pack without peeing a few timesOfficerFarvanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-56604536244977491622013-11-13T06:43:47.606-07:002013-11-13T06:43:47.606-07:00Lol. Lol. OfficerFarvanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-85231449380786056682013-11-13T06:25:09.984-07:002013-11-13T06:25:09.984-07:00To be fair, it's been 12-13 years since I play...To be fair, it's been 12-13 years since I played, so my drunken memories may be a bit fuzzy. I'll have to ask some of my friends who went to Clarkson, they're the ones who introduced me to the game.Steven Ferrarinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-24225397670213163052013-11-13T06:20:13.821-07:002013-11-13T06:20:13.821-07:00In your parts, if there was a gap between your cup...In your parts, if there was a gap between your cups, did people tell you to fix your Jenny Tucker? Because I actually know the gap-toothed girl who is named that and I wondered how far it traveled. RyTheMurphnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-30805162155063728302013-11-13T05:20:53.074-07:002013-11-13T05:20:53.074-07:00Thank God you're here. Murphy. No one else her...Thank God you're here. Murphy. No one else here was going to know what Beirut was. The North Country connection is always appreciated!Steven Ferrarinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-62398514054639292592013-11-13T05:00:35.781-07:002013-11-13T05:00:35.781-07:00Have a drink.Have a drink.Pat Patterson Prolapsed!noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-42456025730730860902013-11-13T00:28:56.030-07:002013-11-13T00:28:56.030-07:00My inmate told me to post it.My inmate told me to post it.Pat Patterson Prolapsed!noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-54426339705065768872013-11-13T00:16:10.318-07:002013-11-13T00:16:10.318-07:00Just when I thought you couldn't top yourself....Just when I thought you couldn't top yourself.<br /><br /><br />Well done. You win the thread.Phredericnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-84997065286160183452013-11-12T23:37:20.117-07:002013-11-12T23:37:20.117-07:00"Put Something In Girl's Drink While She&..."Put Something In Girl's Drink While She's Not Looking"Pat Patterson Prolapsed!noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-6269466158904482592013-11-12T23:37:04.532-07:002013-11-12T23:37:04.532-07:00Beat me to it. Duke 4-4-4 lyfe.Beat me to it. Duke 4-4-4 lyfe.davidbonzaisaldanamontgomerynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-72649823199438926462013-11-12T23:36:55.227-07:002013-11-12T23:36:55.227-07:00"Blackout""Blackout"Pat Patterson Prolapsed!noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-6626075940090914152013-11-12T22:56:52.080-07:002013-11-12T22:56:52.080-07:00I've played games of horse and knockout where ...I've played games of horse and knockout where the losers of each turn had to drink now that I think about it. I definitely like to play games while I drink, like pool or horse shoes or shooting bball. But I'm not a fan of using drinks as a scoring system because it seems stupid. I'll drink all night long in crazy amounts like-aanyone does but I don't need to be told how and when by a game.<br /><br />I've played on a men's league bball team-where some guys showed up drunk for a few games which wasnr as big of a deal as you might think. I once played in a game after eating a chewable oxy. It wasn't really a big deal either. I have some friends who play in a softball league where they take drinks at every base and do shots on double plays.jobber123noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-91572234045533995762013-11-12T22:42:03.177-07:002013-11-12T22:42:03.177-07:00Jesus that sounds awful!Wtf...aalthough you'd ...Jesus that sounds awful!Wtf...aalthough you'd be motivated to drink fastjobber123noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-45736786244851133552013-11-12T22:40:53.922-07:002013-11-12T22:40:53.922-07:00Holy shit that KU Duke game was wildHoly shit that KU Duke game was wildjobber123noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-85707766473829354432013-11-12T22:20:47.708-07:002013-11-12T22:20:47.708-07:00YES!
(Seriously that's all I could come up w...YES!<br /><br /><br />(Seriously that's all I could come up with... its late here... and snowing... it was 75 this afternoon)parallax1978noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-30742587242344538402013-11-12T22:00:19.892-07:002013-11-12T22:00:19.892-07:00I always enjoyed the team aspect of flip cup. Also...I always enjoyed the team aspect of flip cup. Also enjoy a good game of fuck the dealer.Leenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-12063940558792418612013-11-12T21:31:54.427-07:002013-11-12T21:31:54.427-07:00Every time I play 3 man I end up getting totally b...Every time I play 3 man I end up getting totally bombed, so I can't even remember the rules.Amsterdam_Adam_Currynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-51269569775616708182013-11-12T21:15:05.869-07:002013-11-12T21:15:05.869-07:00Also best rule to make up for Asshole/Kings/whatev...Also best rule to make up for Asshole/Kings/whatever: drink every time you swear. So fucking hard to avoid. Kinda the point.RyTheMurphnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-36037692072674027882013-11-12T21:11:40.111-07:002013-11-12T21:11:40.111-07:00Around these parts the big game is Beirut, which i...Around these parts the big game is Beirut, which is a weird beer pong/quarters hybrid where you chuck a quarter instead of a ping pong ball. No bouncing or anything, just straight into the cup. Its not really that hard so games go quick. I've played some games of Asshole and 3-Man but I'm always shitty with the rules. But since I generally drink in bars instead of at parties these days, I usually only play darts or dice. (Or pool but I'm the worst fucking pool player alive so I usually don't.)RyTheMurphnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-16435238643818042592013-11-12T21:05:29.611-07:002013-11-12T21:05:29.611-07:00He's my least favorite Boozer because I'm ...He's my least favorite Boozer because I'm a Bulls fan. He also leads the league in yelling for help when he's been beat.Mike Mearsnoreply@blogger.com