tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post8109728732331827484..comments2023-10-05T10:40:37.936-06:00Comments on Rantsylvania: BoD RAWScott Keithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04125091232930805562noreply@blogger.comBlogger38125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-69820754562007970782015-01-09T12:32:15.080-07:002015-01-09T12:32:15.080-07:00(Bill Ray stands with his baseball bat and Jesse B...(Bill Ray stands with his baseball bat and Jesse Baker, in a dark alley."<br />"Well, well. I told you, Archie- I told you we would teach you fear. And now, we have knocked on the door of the devil, and he has joined our mission! To rid the BoD of you, and your cronies! And when it's all said and done, you will hear one word ringing in your ears!"<br />Jesse Baker: "(whispers) Run."<br />(Camera cuts out)Bill Rayhttp://bill-ray.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-84699614031864965202015-01-05T23:32:11.871-07:002015-01-05T23:32:11.871-07:00The scene: Outside the Stranger's log cabin in...The scene: Outside the Stranger's log cabin in the Alps. A dogsled is being loaded up in prepartion of bringing Laughing Sting back to the BoD Arena. Stranger has seen to it that Laughing Sting is sent back with several boxes of Stranger's Super Secret Donair Sauce, as well as a six-pack of non-alcoholic beer. <br /><br /><br />Laughing Sting: Man, I feel like I wasted all those bees that died along the way. Are you sure this thing called a "plane ticket" is going to get me back in one piece?<br /><br /><br />Stranger: Relax, it's not AirAsia. This airline used to belong to Tommy Hall, before the whole e-book crash. It's been pretty dependable since then.<br /><br /><br /><br />Laughing Sting: (extending his hand) I apologize for calling you a coward. I was a little harsh and disappointed that I couldn't convince you to come back. <br /><br /><br /><br />Stranger: (shaking Laughing Sting's hand) No hard feelings. I'm happy where I am, especially now that you have provided me with log cabin insurance. I had no idea that an avalanche could have taken all of this away.<br /><br /><br />Laughing Sting: LOL! Thanks for the donair sauce. I know how hard it is to part with that. The shit's pretty good.......almost as good as you were in the ring. Oh, I almost forgot to five you this. (Laughing Sting reaches into his trenchcoat pocket and pulls out a piece of paper) It's a letter to you from a young fan named Mr. Satan Jr. You were his favorite BoD Superstar. He's a quadriplegic, and can only count to 9, but his penmanship is remarkable. <br /><br /><br />(Stranger takes the letter as Laughing Sting gets aboard the dogsled)<br /><br /><br />Laughing Sting: Goodbye, Stranger. I guess I'll see you around. (Laughing Sting departs as the sled carries him off)<br /><br /><br />Stranger opens the letter from Mr. Satan Jr, which reads as follows:<br /><br /><br />DEER STRAYNGER, PLEEZE CUM BACK AND BEET MAT PARRIE.<br /><br /><br />LUV, MR. SAYTAN JEWNYER.<br /><br /><br />Scene fades to the sounds of Michael Jackson's "Man in the Mirror" as Stranger stares off in Laughing Sting's direction: "If you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and then make a change.....you know it, you know...."Laughing Stingnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-29292200221913494482015-01-05T23:17:44.529-07:002015-01-05T23:17:44.529-07:00*Vinson stands in the ring with a mic. The lights ...*Vinson stands in the ring with a mic. The lights dim as crowd is on his every word.<br /><br /><br />Cult, you evolutionary U turn! I'm gonna kick your spine out of alignment next week. How dare you besmirch the greatness that you see before you. I'm gonna..<br /><br />*Stops for a second. Takes off sun glasses. Valet looks puzzled.*<br /><br />"Vous êtes très bien mon amour?"<br /><br />Nah baby. I'm tired of this. We should do something different. It's a new year. A new...<br /><br />*Rips off outfit to reveal a powder blue suit* <br /><br />A NEW DAY!!!!!! <br /><br />*Starts dancing while a crowd turns into a giant choir...only to wake up screaming in a hotel room*<br /><br /><br />AUUUUUUUGGGGH I DREAMED I WAS A DANCING NEGRO!!!!<br /><br />*Vous avez eu un cauchemar ,amant."<br /><br /><br /><br />Yeah, baby. Only a nightmare..<br /><br /><br />*Lays back down and goes to sleep*Charismatic eNegro Jef Vinsonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-34117193599483424362015-01-05T23:16:03.273-07:002015-01-05T23:16:03.273-07:00Six man title match was nonstop, alls to the walls...Six man title match was nonstop, alls to the walls action.zanatudenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-37114640423492196012015-01-05T23:13:35.078-07:002015-01-05T23:13:35.078-07:00Daniel Bryan gets left off of WWE Raw, Kiwi gets l...Daniel Bryan gets left off of WWE Raw, Kiwi gets left off of BoD Raw. Bryan shouldve won the Royal Rumble, but he didnt, Kiwi should win the BoD Rumble but he wont......Kaptain Kiwinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-21330975324537654102015-01-05T23:13:28.140-07:002015-01-05T23:13:28.140-07:00[A disheveled Zanatude rushes by, his title belts ...[A disheveled Zanatude rushes by, his title belts flowing behind him like Kevin Nash's mane.]<br /><br />Z: AIN'T GONNA BE NO REMATCH! AIN'T GONNA BE NO REMATCH! <br /><br />[...and he's gone. Fade out.]zanatudenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-55687960173313590232015-01-05T23:06:44.023-07:002015-01-05T23:06:44.023-07:00BAKE'DBAKE'DSexy Flexy Biff Kensingtonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-48759408797985613602015-01-05T22:16:10.612-07:002015-01-05T22:16:10.612-07:00I am going back to Japan!!!I am going back to Japan!!!Dr Factsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-28639413623428991552015-01-05T22:10:40.620-07:002015-01-05T22:10:40.620-07:00Shame not everyone can make Hoss sized holes in wa...Shame not everyone can make Hoss sized holes in walls.Mug O'Hosshttp://toddlorenz.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-68897762385384307282015-01-05T22:08:30.184-07:002015-01-05T22:08:30.184-07:00Just the right amount of Hoss. Gotta build other ...Just the right amount of Hoss. Gotta build other stuff; I'm good. :-)Mug O'Hosshttp://toddlorenz.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-67345875228169300212015-01-05T22:07:03.062-07:002015-01-05T22:07:03.062-07:00More Hoss next week. Too lazy to do a big show ton...More Hoss next week. Too lazy to do a big show tonight. Gotta build up the Rumble and road to BoD ManiaBrian_Baylessnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-46321819003120475002015-01-05T22:05:29.014-07:002015-01-05T22:05:29.014-07:00Especially liked Abbey's but in the gym. Heh....Especially liked Abbey's but in the gym. Heh.Mug O'Hosshttp://toddlorenz.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-16192583868207968502015-01-05T21:56:41.838-07:002015-01-05T21:56:41.838-07:00Not to be biased...the Perri-Scisco match was bril...Not to be biased...the Perri-Scisco match was brilliantly conceived. You have a subtle, humorous wit, Bayless.Matt Perrihttp://wehateyourgimmick.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-36802769341770513982015-01-05T21:54:53.090-07:002015-01-05T21:54:53.090-07:00MOTN: Perri - Scisco
SOTN: the Baker revealMOTN: Perri - Scisco<br />SOTN: the Baker revealBiscuit!http://twitter.com/amntnnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-35335459425985910732015-01-05T21:51:25.286-07:002015-01-05T21:51:25.286-07:00You mad because you can't beat the ultimate ma...You mad because you can't beat the ultimate machine? Andy PG, the next time you and I meet, we're gonna beat you with so many foreign objects, you'd think you were wrestling in BELIZE. <br />*Crowd mild, not getting "foreign object" joke. Starts chanting for CM Punk for some reason.*Matt Perrihttp://wehateyourgimmick.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-42726293637201218012015-01-05T21:51:12.489-07:002015-01-05T21:51:12.489-07:00The Baker reveal was a real cliffhanger.The Baker reveal was a real cliffhanger."Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-20504658955889664262015-01-05T21:49:56.726-07:002015-01-05T21:49:56.726-07:00Did he ask if you have insurance?Did he ask if you have insurance?"Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-49666907052996769852015-01-05T21:49:36.638-07:002015-01-05T21:49:36.638-07:00Next week, we get jobs as garbage men! If you have...Next week, we get jobs as garbage men! If you haven't seen it, it's new to you!Theberzerker Von HUSSingtonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-44670533497963652392015-01-05T21:49:17.838-07:002015-01-05T21:49:17.838-07:00I worked with Sting. OMG GUISE. All my dreams...ha...I worked with Sting. OMG GUISE. All my dreams...have just come true...Matt Perrihttp://wehateyourgimmick.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-8812314472878171482015-01-05T21:48:41.458-07:002015-01-05T21:48:41.458-07:00That's going to be the mark out feud for sure....That's going to be the mark out feud for sure."Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-54372143523860035812015-01-05T21:48:02.990-07:002015-01-05T21:48:02.990-07:00Alright, segment and match of the night?Alright, segment and match of the night?Brian_Baylessnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-71589905389426525582015-01-05T21:47:35.743-07:002015-01-05T21:47:35.743-07:00I always here Bray Wyatt's voice in these prom...I always here Bray Wyatt's voice in these promos, except I know these promos will lead to something."Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-42371287550483493482015-01-05T21:47:03.234-07:002015-01-05T21:47:03.234-07:00HE LIKES ICE CREAM AND HE LIKES TO YELL HUSS!!!!!!...HE LIKES ICE CREAM AND HE LIKES TO YELL HUSS!!!!!!!!! TUNE IN AT 800 PM ON NBC FOR ANOTHER EPISODE OF "HOSS & HUSS"Brian_Baylessnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-91518281490910914172015-01-05T21:44:28.465-07:002015-01-05T21:44:28.465-07:00This has "I'm Batmaaaaaan/I am GROOT!&quo...This has "I'm Batmaaaaaan/I am GROOT!" potential.PrimeTimeTennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838126259950293862.post-83238731147124200242015-01-05T21:43:32.370-07:002015-01-05T21:43:32.370-07:00I'm not saying that you have to rip off Warrio...I'm not saying that you have to rip off Warrior/Hogan from Rumble '90, but.....Rick Poehlingnoreply@blogger.com