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Monday Night Open Mic (Raw #1000)

By Corey
Ahhh we've come a long way since January 11, 1993. Some say too far, others say not far enough and some even think we've moved backwards.

I don't expect many storylines to be advanced but we'll see a lot of old, familiar faces and hopefully the WWE will give us plenty of reasons to forget about the current unsatisfactory product for a night and enjoy the good times.

So for three hours I want you to come out swinging but try to keep it clean. Enjoy the show.

Comments

  1. zanadudeJuly 23, 2012 at 5:03 PM

    Ferst!!!

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  2. Lanny_PoffoJuly 23, 2012 at 5:03 PM

    Y/N: Tonight's Raw does a higher rating than the show will ever do again.

    I'd say yes, with the possible exception of the final episode. 

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  3. jobber123July 23, 2012 at 5:04 PM

    They could absolutely hit a 4

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  4. jobber123July 23, 2012 at 5:04 PM

    Ichiro to the yankees? That's nuts

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  5. zanadudeJuly 23, 2012 at 5:06 PM

    For two minor league pitchers?  Should have at least given him the dignity of retiring a Mariner.

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  6. zanadudeJuly 23, 2012 at 5:07 PM

    It would be a major dissapointment if they didn't get at least a 4.

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  7. jobber123July 23, 2012 at 5:08 PM

    Couldnt he have stayed until he got 3000 hits? Thats a crazy trade. Yankees are set now too

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  8. jobber123July 23, 2012 at 5:11 PM

    That first hour is going to sink the rating a bit but I think all three hours pull a 4.1

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  9. HbkslushJuly 23, 2012 at 5:18 PM

    Ugh. I was thinking of checking out some of the Mariners game tonight, but seeing him in a Yankee uniform would cause me to lose my dinner. Pass.

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  10. HbkslushJuly 23, 2012 at 5:20 PM

    I'd say prepare to be disappointed. 3 hour Raws, even with lots of hype, are a hard ratings draw, mainly because of that first hour.

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  11. Brian_BaylessJuly 23, 2012 at 5:21 PM

    I think a 3.8 is what they will get.

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  12. The FujJuly 23, 2012 at 5:24 PM

    Ok so which thread is the B-team thread?

    CUZ SUCKAZ GOTS TO KNOW!

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  13. Ryan MurphyJuly 23, 2012 at 5:25 PM

    Two random wrestling related non-sequitors:

    1. Saw Dark Knight Rises last night, and I definitely loved it, although I found Bane's fascist-villainy made for a more straightforward action movie plot than Joker's anarchist-villainy did in the last one. And I couldn't get the thought of him sounding like Sean Connery from SNL Celebrity Jeopardy out of my head. Anyhow, my point: what's the over-under on Mysterio doing a Bane mask at Wrestlemania this year? It'd be a pretty big change for him.

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  14. The FujJuly 23, 2012 at 5:28 PM

    I wouldnt count on it. Im sure its gonna be something Iron Man themed.

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  15. Ryan MurphyJuly 23, 2012 at 5:31 PM

    And 2: In all this kerfuffle that's been going on with the McMahons and the press in Connecticut, some of you might have seen the big debate where a writer called them out for the Eugene character, and they had Nick Dinsmore do a video defending it and made a big counter-argument. Everyone knows where I stand on that kind of issue but: at one point in one of the press releases, they mentioned that they support a number of organizations that benefit people with developmental disabilities, including The ARC. The ARC is the national parent organization of all its state-wide independent agencies, and I work for the New York State chapter in St. Lawrence county, St. Lawrence NYSARC. So, Vince McMahon donates money to ARC, which is distributed through NYSARC, which is then delegated to my agency (some of it anyway, it's more complicated than that) where I get paid to work, and of course use that paycheck to pay my bills, including my cable & internet. SO, by the transitive property, Vince McMahon pays me to bitch about Raw on the internet!

    Thanks boss, I won't let you down!

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  16. cultstatusJuly 23, 2012 at 5:32 PM

    Would make the Summerslam rematch a lot more interesting if Cena goes in being the first guy to lose his cash in and also having never beaten Punk. However I'm fully expecting a Big Show DQ finish that leads to a triple threat at SS. Vomit.

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  17. Ryan MurphyJuly 23, 2012 at 5:32 PM

     4 years and running people have been "sure" of that, and it hasn't been yet.

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  18. zanadudeJuly 23, 2012 at 5:35 PM

    http://www.wwe.com/classics/superstars-two-titles-photos
    When did Bret Hart and Goldberg win the tag titles!?

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  19. The FujJuly 23, 2012 at 5:37 PM

    True.

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  20. dynamic_daveJuly 23, 2012 at 5:49 PM

    In honor of Raw 1000, Charlie's last entry at the BoD:

    http://www.rspwfaq.com/2011/09/16/my-william-shatner-moment/

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  21. Kenny_ChillJuly 23, 2012 at 5:50 PM

    I'm calling 3.7. 

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  22. nebb28July 23, 2012 at 5:50 PM

    Awesome. Fuck Raw, the Yankees/Mariners game tonight should be awesome. 

    Hopefully this will make up for that ridiculous Montero/Pineda trade from the offseason.

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  23. dynamic_daveJuly 23, 2012 at 5:52 PM

    JUST EIGHT MORE MINUTES

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  24. zanadudeJuly 23, 2012 at 5:55 PM

    Dammit!  Which thread should I troll on??

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  25. justicegrayJuly 23, 2012 at 5:56 PM

    They may be bringing in Slick about 15 years or so too late, but I will mark for him nonetheless.

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  26. dynamic_daveJuly 23, 2012 at 5:59 PM

    Slick? Was he even on Raw?

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  27. JoshuaJuly 23, 2012 at 5:59 PM

    Does anybody realize that we're gonna have to sit through all of this self-congratulation again in 6 months, when WWE is celebrating "The 20th Anniversary of Raw"?

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  28. Jeremy RinehartJuly 23, 2012 at 6:00 PM

    Right before Starrcade '99

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  29. jobber123July 23, 2012 at 6:00 PM

    Apparently you've forgotten the epic kamala "you're a man" angle

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  30. Kenny_ChillJuly 23, 2012 at 6:01 PM

    If they bring back Miss Elizabeth and have HHH hump her corpse while Kane looks on and cries, they will have me as a fan for life. I will never miss on paying for another PPV. 

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  31. Tom LiodiceJuly 23, 2012 at 6:01 PM

    I like how almost that first whole minute involved no wrestling whatsoever. SPORTZ ENTERTAINMENT!

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  32. Ryan MurphyJuly 23, 2012 at 6:01 PM

    SERIOUSLY THEY FUCKING PUT CHOPPY CHOPPY YOUR PEE IN THE MONTAGE?!! THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!

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  33. Thaddeus MountainJuly 23, 2012 at 6:01 PM

    Holy crap. "Choppy-choppy your pee pee" makes the opening montage?!

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  34. Kenny_ChillJuly 23, 2012 at 6:02 PM

    I'm kinda counting on it. Hell, if the whole show was them Touting "Did You Know?" I'd be thrilled! (No, I wouldn't, but I have to wonder if that's what they expect their audience to want.)

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  35. jvc113July 23, 2012 at 6:02 PM

    So, like, Scott's thread was like the pre-show on You Tube, and Princess' thread is the main event? 

    The highlights they're choosing to put in this opening are nothing short of mind boggling. 

    THE MIZ KID MADE IT! 

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  36. MagnumDAJuly 23, 2012 at 6:02 PM

    This song. Oh lord.

    CHOPPY CHOPPY PEE PEE!

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  37. dynamic_daveJuly 23, 2012 at 6:02 PM

    Oh god they mentioned Shawn losing his smile? That was an embarrassment. 

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  38. Kenny_ChillJuly 23, 2012 at 6:02 PM

    I wasn't watching before, but the TV's going on now! Hell with this studying!

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  39. MagnumDAJuly 23, 2012 at 6:04 PM

    Very detailed, very enjoyable introduction.

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  40. dynamic_daveJuly 23, 2012 at 6:04 PM

    Indeed I have.

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  41. Curtis WilliamsJuly 23, 2012 at 6:04 PM

    Awesome montage. 

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  42. dynamic_daveJuly 23, 2012 at 6:05 PM

    Hey, I won a bet with myself that McMahon would open the show.

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  43. Robert DavisJuly 23, 2012 at 6:05 PM

    I dont care if the rest of the show sucks, that montage makes it worthwhile
     

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  44. zanadudeJuly 23, 2012 at 6:05 PM

    Only one man can start this epic night off...VKM!

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  45. zanadudeJuly 23, 2012 at 6:05 PM

    They brought up the good and the bad...but mostly the good.

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  46. Brian_BaylessJuly 23, 2012 at 6:05 PM

    Cool montage, although a bit too slanted towards the past few years.

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  47. Tom LiodiceJuly 23, 2012 at 6:05 PM

    TRENDING! TWITTER! TOUT! 

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  48. Ryan MurphyJuly 23, 2012 at 6:06 PM

    EVERYBODY GET TO TWITTER AND GET #CHOPPYCHOPPYYOURPEE TO TREND! I like that they know it's worth joking about. 

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  49. bignasty96July 23, 2012 at 6:07 PM

    Im going to try to enjoy this show & not try to be too snarky or smarky...we'll see if the WWE lets me do that.

    Great montage, but man does it shows how much the "guest host" era really sucked. As much as I haven't liked Raw since WrestleMania, it was completely unwatchable w/ the guest hosts.

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  50. chefazzyJuly 23, 2012 at 6:08 PM

    I don;t care how bad the product is right now. I'm gonna mark out like a sunuvabitch all night.

    Then next week I'll go back to being negative.

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  51. cultstatusJuly 23, 2012 at 6:08 PM

    Fucking glow sticks.

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  52. Robert WilliamsJuly 23, 2012 at 6:08 PM

    The intro was fantastic. And that camera work makes the arena in St. Louis look MASSIVE.

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  53. jvc113July 23, 2012 at 6:09 PM

    When did Shawn Michaels get so lame? Seriously, talking about his underwear bunching up? 

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  54. dynamic_daveJuly 23, 2012 at 6:09 PM

    I have a feeling the show is going to be too self-congratulatory.

    Although I like where this is going. NEW AGE OUTLAWS???

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  55. Ryan MurphyJuly 23, 2012 at 6:10 PM

    Awesome! It's more special if they have all of DX out there rather than just HHH & Shawn that we've seen over & over. 

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  56. Robert WilliamsJuly 23, 2012 at 6:10 PM

    God damn. The Outlaws and X-Pac. This is great stuff.

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  57. Curtis WilliamsJuly 23, 2012 at 6:11 PM

    Where's Chyna the Pornstar?

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  58. Tom LiodiceJuly 23, 2012 at 6:11 PM

    Wow. Outlaws AND X-Pac. Ok, this is cool. 

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  59. cultstatusJuly 23, 2012 at 6:12 PM

    Needs JR's sarcastic "Oh God, he's back" call.

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  60. MagnumDAJuly 23, 2012 at 6:12 PM

    Oh my God, Lawler do NOT give them ideas.

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  61. Tom LiodiceJuly 23, 2012 at 6:13 PM

    Dogg bleeped "ass". Puh-lease.

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  62. dynamic_daveJuly 23, 2012 at 6:13 PM

     Did they just bleep "ass"???

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  63. Thaddeus MountainJuly 23, 2012 at 6:13 PM

    Pac has an impressive beer gut these days. 

    And I just lost my shit for Road Dogg's intro.

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  64. Brian_BaylessJuly 23, 2012 at 6:14 PM

    "Badman" Billy Gunn? Anyway, a nice way to open the show.

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  65. Billy CastilloJuly 23, 2012 at 6:14 PM

    Waltman looks wasted.

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  66. Ryan HopeJuly 23, 2012 at 6:14 PM

    Gotta sell the one night only t-shirt

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  67. Ryan HopeJuly 23, 2012 at 6:15 PM

    and suck it wasn't

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  68. Ryan HopeJuly 23, 2012 at 6:15 PM

    Also Trips is cracking me up

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  69. Ryan MurphyJuly 23, 2012 at 6:15 PM

    This Billy Gunn/HBK stuff is pretty damn funny.

    Saying "Let's get ready to sucka", not so much. 

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  70. dynamic_daveJuly 23, 2012 at 6:16 PM

    SANDOW!!!

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  71. chicagodem79July 23, 2012 at 6:16 PM

    Wow, they look like they're having so much fun out there, it's great to see.

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  72. MagnumDAJuly 23, 2012 at 6:16 PM

    I LOVE THE RUB.

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  73. YJ2310July 23, 2012 at 6:17 PM

    Any chance of a Chyna TOUT video tonight?

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  74. Brian_BaylessJuly 23, 2012 at 6:17 PM

    Its fun watching them screw around out there.

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  75. Ryan MurphyJuly 23, 2012 at 6:17 PM

     Keep X-pac and the Outlaws around to feud with Sandow, it'd help get him over.

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  76. zanadudeJuly 23, 2012 at 6:18 PM

    Alright, this is officially dragging...

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  77. Ryan HopeJuly 23, 2012 at 6:18 PM

     hell just keep the Outlaws in general just so we can have one tag team

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  78. jvc113July 23, 2012 at 6:19 PM

    "What will we use the extra hour for?" 

    "20 minute skits!" 

    Ugh. And Shawn wasn't even IN the group when the Outlaws and X-Pac were. 

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  79. dynamic_daveJuly 23, 2012 at 6:19 PM

     Oh come the fuck on. Did they need to do that to Sandow?

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  80. cultstatusJuly 23, 2012 at 6:19 PM

    Sandow is hysterical.

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  81. Ryan HopeJuly 23, 2012 at 6:19 PM

    How many vintages can we expect from Cole tonight?

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  82. Curtis WilliamsJuly 23, 2012 at 6:20 PM

    For once, a not half-assed DX segment. 

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  83. MagnumDAJuly 23, 2012 at 6:20 PM

    Haters gonna hate, but I marked out.

    They have never been together before!

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  84. Brian_BaylessJuly 23, 2012 at 6:21 PM

    Did X-Pac even get in a word? still, he looked happy as could be out there.

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  85. Robert WilliamsJuly 23, 2012 at 6:21 PM

    Degeneration X could have been very interesting with HHH, Pac & the Outlaws serving as henchmen to keep the belt on Shawn. But then again, if Shawn had never gotten injured, they probably wouldn't have expanded the group.

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  86. Curtis WilliamsJuly 23, 2012 at 6:21 PM

    So are they changing up the show completely(new stage, new theme, new WWE Championship)?

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  87. Ryan MurphyJuly 23, 2012 at 6:22 PM

    Who'd you want them to do it to? At least he was on Raw for once, and he was in a segment people would actually see.

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  88. YJ2310July 23, 2012 at 6:22 PM

    DX reunion came up a bit small......no Hornswoggle! Meh.

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  89. dynamic_daveJuly 23, 2012 at 6:23 PM

    Slater. THAT would have been hysterical.

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  90. zanadudeJuly 23, 2012 at 6:23 PM

    They came up with the minimum that wouldn't have disappointed me.

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  91. MagnumDAJuly 23, 2012 at 6:23 PM

    I may not care for that intro music, but I am a huge fan of the lead-in music....

    Sounds like the opening to NFL Football on CBS, but that's a good thing.

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  92. jobber123July 23, 2012 at 6:23 PM

    sandow v dx, already love this show

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  93. Billy CastilloJuly 23, 2012 at 6:24 PM

     Yeah, it was ALL ass

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  94. zanadudeJuly 23, 2012 at 6:24 PM

    It was a 5-on-1. That beatdown does nothing to hurt him, and gave him some much needed exposure.

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  95. jobber123July 23, 2012 at 6:24 PM

    Yeah that was a great segment. I'm already glad I tuned in.

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  96. zanadudeJuly 23, 2012 at 6:24 PM

    I thought Road Dogg bleeped himself?

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  97. zanadudeJuly 23, 2012 at 6:24 PM

    JR!

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  98. Robert WilliamsJuly 23, 2012 at 6:25 PM

    That goatee ain't working, Jim.

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  99. jobber123July 23, 2012 at 6:25 PM

    I'm a gigantic sandow fan. I loved that segment. He got to work with the big boys on the biggest raw of the year.

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  100. Billy CastilloJuly 23, 2012 at 6:25 PM

    Is that barbecue sauce on JR's face ;)

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  101. MagnumDAJuly 23, 2012 at 6:25 PM

    JIM ROSS IS DOING THE WHOLE SHOW.

    FUCK YES.

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  102. Brian_BaylessJuly 23, 2012 at 6:25 PM

    I like the new set.

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  103. Curtis WilliamsJuly 23, 2012 at 6:26 PM

    It's evil Jim Ross. 

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  104. dynamic_daveJuly 23, 2012 at 6:26 PM

    Is that Lillian? 

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  105. zanadudeJuly 23, 2012 at 6:27 PM

    Damn...for a moment I thought we were getting Mysterio vs Sin Cara.

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  106. SebastiaanJuly 23, 2012 at 6:27 PM

    Sin Cara heel turn please

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  107. dynamic_daveJuly 23, 2012 at 6:27 PM

    WACKY TAG TEAM MATCH NO. 1

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  108. Brian_BaylessJuly 23, 2012 at 6:27 PM

    I was hoping that too

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  109. jobber123July 23, 2012 at 6:27 PM

    sandow in the opening segment talking shit to dx. So great to see

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  110. MagnumDAJuly 23, 2012 at 6:27 PM

    Give me a cash-in, right here.

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  111. Ryan MurphyJuly 23, 2012 at 6:27 PM

     They've got a plan for him tonight, I'm sure.

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  112. zanadudeJuly 23, 2012 at 6:28 PM

    The World Curtainjerking Champion in action!

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  113. jvc113July 23, 2012 at 6:28 PM

    Me too... I've never been so sad to see Sheamus show up. 

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  114. Ryan MurphyJuly 23, 2012 at 6:28 PM

     A live mic has never been his friend.

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  115. dynamic_daveJuly 23, 2012 at 6:28 PM

    Jericho, Ziggler and ADR?

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  116. YJ2310July 23, 2012 at 6:28 PM

     I know, kidding. Adding Hornswoggle pretty much killed DX off to me.

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  117. MagnumDAJuly 23, 2012 at 6:29 PM

    I loved Jericho's reverse trolling last week.

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  118. Robert WilliamsJuly 23, 2012 at 6:29 PM

    I'd be shocked if Jericho and Ziggler have issues in this match. Shocked, I say.

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  119. zanadudeJuly 23, 2012 at 6:30 PM

    Good call.

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  120. Ryan MurphyJuly 23, 2012 at 6:30 PM

    How fucking silent was that crowd during Sin Cara's entrance? He's lucky kids like to buy masks at shows or he'd already be back in Mexico.

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  121. jvc113July 23, 2012 at 6:31 PM

    35 minutes until we get to our first match. Awesome. 

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  122. cultstatusJuly 23, 2012 at 6:31 PM

    JR sucks. He hasn't told me what kind of car Del Rio is driving.

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  123. SebastiaanJuly 23, 2012 at 6:32 PM

    If ever a pop has fizzled out..

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  124. zanadudeJuly 23, 2012 at 6:32 PM

    You had to know going into this that the wrestling would be secondary tonight...

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  125. Brian_BaylessJuly 23, 2012 at 6:32 PM

    He played the part to perfection.

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  126. jvc113July 23, 2012 at 6:32 PM

    There's a new set? 

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  127. zanadudeJuly 23, 2012 at 6:32 PM

    He's even luckier in that Hunico more than adequately filled in for him, so he's replaceable by pretty much any generic Luchador.

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  128. Billy CastilloJuly 23, 2012 at 6:33 PM

     Hunico IMHO is much better.

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  129. TheDHJuly 23, 2012 at 6:34 PM

    Throughout those entrances I kept thinking 'I know the entrance set looks different but I can't figure out how'. Finally clicked, no WWE logo. Looks like they've compressed the stage too.

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  130. Curtis WilliamsJuly 23, 2012 at 6:35 PM

    Charlie Sheen hasn't tweeted shit.

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  131. jobber123July 23, 2012 at 6:35 PM

    I'm honestly surprised it we got one before the 2nd hour

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  132. Single_HJuly 23, 2012 at 6:35 PM

     There's still 2.5 hours left to humiliate him and get him off set!

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  133. Ryan MurphyJuly 23, 2012 at 6:35 PM

    I'm so happy they aren't doing Heel Cole this week, he's being complimentary toward JR & everything. Never thought I'd wish to go back to the days of Michael Cole being a generic face commentator, but....

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  134. Tom LiodiceJuly 23, 2012 at 6:35 PM

    Andddd we have our first TOUT mention

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  135. zanadudeJuly 23, 2012 at 6:36 PM

    Wow...King actually recalled that Hornswaggle was the Anonymous GM!

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  136. TheDHJuly 23, 2012 at 6:36 PM

    Charlie Sheen doesn't have twitter.

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  137. chicagodem79July 23, 2012 at 6:36 PM

    THE ARROGANT COVER~!

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  138. Single_HJuly 23, 2012 at 6:37 PM

     You might want to stop watching this show til around 10:45 if you want to see wrestling... just got a feeling there's gonna be a lot of talkin'.

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  139. MagnumDAJuly 23, 2012 at 6:37 PM

    WINNING

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  140. jobber123July 23, 2012 at 6:37 PM

    Did I hear lawler call him centar?

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  141. zanadudeJuly 23, 2012 at 6:37 PM

    The exhausted crawl for the tag three minutes in...

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  142. zanadudeJuly 23, 2012 at 6:38 PM

    Nice botch Sheamus.

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  143. jobber123July 23, 2012 at 6:38 PM

    This is a really good 6 man match. So far this first hour has rocked.

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  144. JoeJuly 23, 2012 at 6:38 PM

    Not trying to overstate it, but JR on commentary makes the show about 5-10% better than usual.

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  145. MagnumDAJuly 23, 2012 at 6:38 PM

    Jericho was a bit sloppy in that match.

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  146. Brian_BaylessJuly 23, 2012 at 6:38 PM

    What a sloppy match this 6-man tag turned out to be

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  147. Ryan MurphyJuly 23, 2012 at 6:39 PM

     http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/8177480/wedding-fiasco-return-degeneration-x-mystery-gm-candidate

    Reading that rundown, I'm suprised we have any matches at all.

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  148. jvc113July 23, 2012 at 6:39 PM

    Yeah... I clearly expect to much out of World WRESLTING Entertainment. 

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  149. zanadudeJuly 23, 2012 at 6:39 PM

    Same old booking on RAW M.

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  150. jobber123July 23, 2012 at 6:39 PM

    Oh man is that the only match jr is calling?

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  151. TheDHJuly 23, 2012 at 6:40 PM

    Hi, JR! Bye, JR!

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  152. Brian_BaylessJuly 23, 2012 at 6:40 PM

    He was bad. He blew spots with Sin Cara and Seamus

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  153. jvc113July 23, 2012 at 6:40 PM

    Also sounds like JR only gets to do commentary on a throw-away six man tag in the first hour, since Cole just wished him well. 

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  154. jobber123July 23, 2012 at 6:40 PM

    Am I the only one regretting not voting for the new disqus format?

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  155. Thaddeus MountainJuly 23, 2012 at 6:40 PM

    "Sheamus is a walking slobber-knocker." 

    It sure is nice to have JR calling matches.

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  156. MagnumDAJuly 23, 2012 at 6:40 PM

    Whoa, is Rock challenging at Summerfest a reality?

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  157. zanadudeJuly 23, 2012 at 6:40 PM

    Are you kidding?  I thought we were FINALLY going to see that JR/King/Cole Triple Threat match!  Guess I'll just have to fire up WW '12...

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  158. SebastiaanJuly 23, 2012 at 6:40 PM

    JR only in for 1 match ? What?!

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  159. cultstatusJuly 23, 2012 at 6:40 PM

    Nice to see Sheamus bring those two Mexican kids in the ring to celebrate with him.

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  160. jvc113July 23, 2012 at 6:41 PM

    Um.... no. I miss the new one to. At least this is updating for me again, although I probably have to go in an clear my cookies soon. 

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  161. Single_HJuly 23, 2012 at 6:41 PM

     And they added a lot of screens on each side.  WWE logo is at the top of the TitanTron.

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  162. zanadudeJuly 23, 2012 at 6:41 PM

    Old Disqus is for the Greater Good.

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  163. JoeJuly 23, 2012 at 6:41 PM

    Wait, thanks for being here? JR's leaving? If he was only doing one match, they couldn't have saved him for Punk-Cena? Wasn't Punk soliciting Cena to push for JR calling it on Twitter? That must've been it right there. Once Vince heard about that, he had JR call the insignificant 6-man just to spite Punk.

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  164. jobber123July 23, 2012 at 6:42 PM

    Commerical Break question. What does everyone think of the PSU thing today? 14 years of wins vacated! Thats so nuts

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  165. zanadudeJuly 23, 2012 at 6:42 PM

    Sends the right message to Penn State and every other college.

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  166. Ryan HopeJuly 23, 2012 at 6:42 PM

    The biggest heel of the night- the prices of gas

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  167. zanadudeJuly 23, 2012 at 6:43 PM

    TOUT TIME!!!

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  168. Brian_BaylessJuly 23, 2012 at 6:43 PM

    The most talked about TV episode in history on Social Media"

    The quotes get even more ridiculous by the day.

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  169. Thaddeus MountainJuly 23, 2012 at 6:43 PM

    TTTTTOOOOOUUUUUUTTTTT~!

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  170. jobber123July 23, 2012 at 6:43 PM

    Here we go with the tout. These are so fake

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  171. jvc113July 23, 2012 at 6:43 PM

    Remember how the TOUTs didn't make the fans look like complete idiots last week? Well, that's over. 

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  172. chefazzyJuly 23, 2012 at 6:44 PM

    THAT'S what we have to look forward to from Tout? Jesus, Mary and Joseph.

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  173. jobber123July 23, 2012 at 6:44 PM

    omg that touts were so embarrassing.  whats the deal with the last guy.

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  174. YJ2310July 23, 2012 at 6:44 PM

    Charlie Sheen once replaced Michael J Fox on Spin City, he now moves around like him too.

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  175. zanadudeJuly 23, 2012 at 6:44 PM

    Sheen fakes out the WWE Universe!

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  176. MagnumDAJuly 23, 2012 at 6:44 PM

    Hey, Carlos did make it!

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  177. Brian_BaylessJuly 23, 2012 at 6:44 PM

    Holy shit, they actually put out a commercial to get people not to use Tout.

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  178. jvc113July 23, 2012 at 6:44 PM

    Holy fuck now they're skypeing with Charlie Sheen! (and apparently his web cam is from 2002). 

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  179. jobber123July 23, 2012 at 6:45 PM

    Yeah that was a classic one

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  180. arctichareJuly 23, 2012 at 6:45 PM

     FRUITY DELICIOUS TOUTLICIOUS TOUTY BY GOD KING IT'S TOUT

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  181. Robert WilliamsJuly 23, 2012 at 6:45 PM

    I think he was trying to be the Rock, but he came off more like Samoa Joe.

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  182. Single_HJuly 23, 2012 at 6:45 PM

    Told ya not to get your hopes up!!

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  183. TheDHJuly 23, 2012 at 6:45 PM

     "You two are crazy! Go see a Psychologist!"

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  184. cultstatusJuly 23, 2012 at 6:45 PM

    I bet Todd Petingill is pissed that Tout took his job.

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  185. jobber123July 23, 2012 at 6:46 PM

    I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess charlie sheen isn't watching this show, and probably hasn't caught any of previous 999 shows.

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  186. Tom LiodiceJuly 23, 2012 at 6:46 PM

    Oh my god. Its the hand.

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  187. zanadudeJuly 23, 2012 at 6:47 PM

    OMG!!!

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  188. jobber123July 23, 2012 at 6:47 PM

    There's that top notch aj acting. Hope your enjoying it boys!

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  189. Thaddeus MountainJuly 23, 2012 at 6:47 PM

    Finally a payoff.

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  190. chefazzyJuly 23, 2012 at 6:47 PM

    The hand? Tell me I did NOT just see that.

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  191. YJ2310July 23, 2012 at 6:47 PM

    This entire segment is making me want to see more TOUTs. 

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  192. chicagodem79July 23, 2012 at 6:47 PM

    Are you fucking kidding me? lol

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  193. MagnumDAJuly 23, 2012 at 6:47 PM

    The hand.

    My God, the hand.

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  194. jobber123July 23, 2012 at 6:47 PM

    Mae youngs hand grew up!!!! Now that was fucking awesome

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  195. dynamic_daveJuly 23, 2012 at 6:47 PM

    The Hand is the funniest thing that will happen all night.

    More Layla.

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  196. Brian_BaylessJuly 23, 2012 at 6:47 PM

    Standing side-by-side, AJ isnt even in the same class as Layla.

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  197. zanadudeJuly 23, 2012 at 6:47 PM

    Now aren't you glad that you let that Mae Young/Mark Henry angle play out??

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  198. SebastiaanJuly 23, 2012 at 6:47 PM

    I LOLLED

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  199. TheDHJuly 23, 2012 at 6:47 PM

    Mae Young's hand!! See, just wait and see how things play out...

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  200. bignasty96July 23, 2012 at 6:47 PM

    The HAND is all growns up!!!

    That made the whole night worth it for me.

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