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TNA Title STOLEN!

http://www.f4wonline.com/more/more-top-stories/118-daily-updates/27273-tna-title-belt-stolen-but-not-lost

Someone should tell these guys that wrestling angles don't really work in real life.  Like, if you steal a title belt in real life, the POLICE ARREST YOU.  

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  1. Aces and 8's strike again!

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  2. Logical booking dictates that now a ladder match must take place in cell block C.

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  3. Let me play devil's advocate:  Maybe these guys thought that both titles were replicas and didn't think that one of the titles would actually be the real one.  Plus, I guess Aries is not allowed to carry the title home?

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  4. Reading these type of stories, make me wanna say:

    bad boys, bad boys... 
    watcha gonna do... 

    watch gonna do...

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  5. Why didn't the two thieves simply smash the cops over the heads with the title belts before flinging them under their beds and acting all innocent. Have they learnt nothing from wrestling heels?

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  6. Maybe because the cops have guns and would shoot these guys on the spot.

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  7. Pretty sure that stealing the just replicas would be forwned upon too.

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  8. I wonder what these guys would have gotten for that TNA title?  How much money, if any?

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  9. This guy doesn't get it.

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  10. I'm glad Russo isn't still involved in TNA, because then you know this would be a worked shoot. Meanwhile, somewhere in the world Tony Schiavone would be drinking his morning coffee when he read this story and start shouting "it's not on the format sheet!"

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  11. In all honesty, I actually think this should be incorporated in some kind of storyline.

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  12. jeez, with 3 days of training they could have WON the damn thing.

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  13. the TNA world title is worth 6 grand?  ha.  The big gold belt looks down from belt heaven and gives a halfhearted laugh at you, TNA world title.

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  14. Threadjack here but Scott, are you going to post a rant on Impact last night? 

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  15. the TNA world title is worth 6 grand?  ha.  The big gold belt looks down
    from belt heaven and gives a halfhearted laugh at you, TNA world title.


    ...while TNA's current booking looks up at the big gold belt with an outright hearty laugh and a single finger salute.

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  16.  can't cross pollinate: booking can laugh at booking, belts can laugh at belts. 

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  17. A better question is where would you sell it? I could see them walking into a pawn shop and the guy saying "TNA? What the hell is that, porno wrestling?"

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  18. 1.  The concept of a 'real' title belt in a worked sport is silly.  Just have all replicas; that way, it's impossible to steal the real title belt.  Who will really know the difference?
    2.  I am really happy the name of the crime is 'thievery'.
    3.  they should have put on flannel shirts, masks and leather vests so they could just steal the belts during the show.

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  19. I think he was saying he might if he has time, but he's leaving for the weekend so he may not have the opportunity to watch it.

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  20. Isn't the BGB was worth about 12k?

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  21. Oh, outstanding.

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  22. Normally, I'd agree, but in this case it demonstrates just how awesome TNA's booking has been, so your argument is invalid.

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  23. Agree 100% with the first point.

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  24. Didn't read the link, so D-Von stole the TV title?

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  25. I hope so.  Flush that dumb TV title down the toilet. Never liked it. Never will.

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  26.  ....your face is invalid.

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  27. Next pay-per-view: TNA Stolen But Not Lost

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  28. The Love-Matic Grandpa!August 31, 2012 at 1:06 PM

    Cop: Did you steal these belts?!?
    Thieves (shaking heads vigorously): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

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  29. After their trial, when the thieves are sentenced for theivery, they'll be headed to TNA's big show, Bound For Gloryholing

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  30. According to Ric Flair it's worth eleventy billion dollars and was custom made for him with an engraving from the Pope himself.

    /lies

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  31. Well, at least they didn't throw the title off a bridge into the river.

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  32. The thieves shashed the belt in a convenient garbage can before making their escape. And now Jim Duggan is the TNA champion

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  33. Damn, lots of old, bad memories. And punchlines.  Leave the memories.

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  34. no they would need to bash the officers with the belts, then lay down and put the belts between them so that the officers responding to the Officer Down call wouldnt know who really hit who.

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  35. Don't forget Madusa wanting her revenge from Ed Ferrara! She's had the women's title and the cruiserweight title. She's gunning for the World title now!

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  36. The rematch is set for The Slammerversary.

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  37. Really surprised nobody made a Lockdown joke yet. And if these guys were smart, all they would have had to do was play their entrance music and the cops would have been distracted.

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  38. Why is an engraving from Elijah Burke worth so much?

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