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Kelly Kelly Fired Fired

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Pretty soon it's just gonna be Eve and Natty left.

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  1. Goodbye goodbye goodbye.

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  2. Did she ever learn to take her bra off?

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  3. They need to bring up some divas soon. Maybe they will bring in Sara Del Rey straight into the main roster to destroy what's left of the Diva's division.

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  4. Ropes around the WWE universe rejoice, as they will now be ran properly.

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  5. The curse of Divas breaking up with wrestlers strikes again, although this one took a while to catch on. And she wasted hers on Justin Gabriel, of all people. Ah well she was wasting her time anyway, her best bet is to try and pull a Kiebler and bag herself a millionaire. 

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  6. Noooo!! Only one member of Extreme Expose remains!

    And, for the record, Layla is NOT a nugget. She's the Black Brit, dammit! The Sole Survivor! WOO!"

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  7. I thought Miz was a member?

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  8. It seems the maximum shelf life for a modern Diva is about six years.  Trish Stratus, Lita, Mickie James, and apparently Beth Phoenix, all got out or got canned at that point.

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  9.  Not sure; maybe ask Jericho.

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  10. What a way to piss her career down the sink.

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  11. Which brings me to my inevitable question: Who the hell is Eve?

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  12. And the countdown for Skyler Moon to enter the WWE Universe begins in 4.....3......2....

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  13. You'll have to wait for a while, since she's in rehab right now.

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  14. And nothing of value was lost. There was not a nanosecond in the last six months where I was thinking, "Hey, where's K2?" while watching WWE. Less of a firing, more of a trimming-the-fat.

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  15. Really?  For what?

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  16. If they want two chicks that can put together crappy matches, The Beautiful People are available. (well Angelina can wrestle..)

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  17. Good riddance. We just had a pretty good women's match between Beth and Natalya on Smackdown. Amazing what happens when you put two women who actually know what the hell they're doing in a match.

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  18. WWE would have no clue of what to do with the Beautiful People. TNA used them perfectly for a while.

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  19. Well Beth is leaving as well, so enjoy that while you can.

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  20. Hoping it was sex addiction.

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  21.  Layla is meh, she can go at any time and take Tamina and Alicia Fox with her.

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  22. Oh thats just wrestlecrap....com

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  23. After seeing Del Ray on ROH TV last weekend I wasn't impressed at all, she didn't look any better than any of the Divas in the ring. Maybe it was just an off-night (or maybe it's just because Maria Kanellis sucks and gave her nothing to work with), but from what I saw if she's supposed to be the savior of the Divas division then they should just pack it in now.

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  24. I know she has anorexia pinned down.

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  25. The Bad part, they are about 3 years too late.

    Once they deported Angelina, the run was over. She came back lloking like Ashley Massaro's eating disorder doppleganger...

    And Velvet Sky... got less hot.

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  26. AJ better start fucking one of the boys... or she is done.

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  27. At least we're not talking about Mickie James or Gail Kim-type releases anymore.  This and the pending Beth Phoenix departure seem to be amicable and almost mutually agreed upon while leaving the door open.  The girls all go through pretty degrading stuff as it is.  At least, now they can leave with a fair amount of grace.  They both served a purpose and did their jobs well for 5-6 years. 

    Now, let's bring up some of those from developmental and give Natty, AJ, Sara, and Naomi a chance to put on some lengthy, decent matches.

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  28. Tessmacher does everything that Velvet does 1000 x better and she's trying to get better. Velvet is lazy.

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  29. The first three words of your post are BLASPHEMY!!!! 

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  30. That explains some things, as she hasn't been as active on her FB/Twitter the past number of weeks. Hope she comes out better and with a new focus. I really enjoy her matches and her charisma.  Its just so different than the other women out there.

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  31. Isn't she doing it with Trent Baretta?  Or do you mean that she needs to move up to main event level?

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  32. Yes, fucking Trent Baretta does nothing for her.

    Imma need her to start ratting with the main eventers. You dont fuck the undercard job guys, thats what regular mark rats are for.

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  33. Same with the Bellas as well, where it's basically an open-door policy. Between the debacle of the WWE Divas division and the de-emphasis of the Knockouts, it's not a good time to be a woman in the division unless you tap into the zeitgeist of the audience like AJ Lee. Seriously, AJ in short shorts is basically all I need from women in wrestling.

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  34. Why would that be a problem in the WWE?  Just make her Vince's personal assistant.

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  35. AJ used Jay Lethal for as long as he was of use to her, then dumped him like a bad habit, so I'm sure she knows what she's doing.

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  36. For a temporary push only, remember the "Every break-up leads to a firing" rule?

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  37. Given how much AJ has been pushed lately, I think if they broke up, Baretta would be the one getting the axe

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  38. She was with DMX's crew, dog print tattoos on her chest. Ringing any bells?

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  39. Chris Jericho has requested that this comment be not shown online.

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  40. Wonder if he did the Black Machismo voice in bed. HOOOOOOYYYEAAAAH DIG IT!

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  41. I must learn to read--my wishful mind read "give" and "for" in place of "put" and "on".

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  42. That's really all I want to see from women in wrestling. Don't even let them in the ring.

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  43. Recent info says she wasn't fired, but rather left on her own terms.

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  44. Oh god, Kaitlyn's getting the Divas push by default, isn't she?

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  45. Yep. The sooner AJ loses the GM spot and goes back to the Diva's division, the better the division will be.

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  46. Great. Another reason to hate Jay Lethal.

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  47. Just give her to Punk. He was going to knock it down eventually.

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  48. add the word "me" at the end and I'd agree.

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  49. They need to abort the aj as gm disaster asap and put her back in the piss break division. Who else is even left?

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  50. I don't know...if she's hitched to a main event superstar and breaks up, she's out...see Mickie James and Beth Pheonix.

    The way I see it, she's working her way up the card. Start with a Trent Baretta, move on to a midcarder like Rhodes, then finally a top tier guy to cement her status.

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  51. At least now my wife won't be confused when I'm watching wrestling in the other room. Every time Kelly was on she'd run in thinking she'd caught me watching porn.

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  52. I've had the same problem while watching women's tennis.

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  53. I leave for 2 days and Disqus is shit.


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  54. Another thing, did she do the dumping or was it Jay Lethal that dumped her though?

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  55. Totally agree on Layla, ugly as sin.

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