Great cause and all... but if I couldn't hate Cena's character enough already.. he's taken it to another level. I wonder how much of the money from the merchandise sales goes towards Cancer?
Football players wear pink the month of October to promote cancer awareness as well. I doubt the color of his shirt has any impact on the outcome of the match.
Having said that, how stupid would it be to have Cena's epic reign end on a throwaway gimmick show like Night of Champions?
Despite how stale and nauseating his character can be, I just can't boo the guy. He seems like the nicest person in the world.
That said, the cynical side of me can't help but picture Vince in the back, saying "Boo him now, you assholes, I dare you!". Then again, if they were in Philly or NYC tonight, I could definitely picture the fans chanting "Let's Go, Cancer!"
As for tonight, I definitely think Punk's winning, but only due to Heyman's interference. No way Cena jobs clean to a whiny heel while supporting cancer.
I never understand the point of this kind of thing. How many people are not currently aware of breast cancer that they need to be made "aware" of it by everything being pink? Does any of this stuff directly contribute to cancer research? Does it direct anyone toward resources that can help people understand what issues and concerns exist with breast cancer? Nope. Just a pink shirt that reminds people that sometimes titties get cancer too. An empty, meaningless gesture meant more to serve the person wearing it than the disease it claims to. Just basically a literal five-knuckle shuffle from Cena.
Totally agree - who isn't "aware" of breast cancer?
The only upside is when proceeds from memorabilia actually go towards the cause they're supporting, and even that comes with a caveat - most memorabilia is butt-ugly. How many people, guys especially, are going to wear bright pink t-shirts? I understand that it's the "official color", but is there any reason they couldn't sell stuff in other colors, and still have the proceeds go towards the cause?
How about doing one month where 10% of EVERYTHING they sell goes towards research?
Seriously? Your hatred of John Cena's character is so great that you're taking an anti-breast cancer awareness stance? And it's not as if this is even a pandering John Cena thing -- keep in mind that the NFL has every single team incorporate pink into their uniforms for the same reason.
The whole pink thing is one part of a multi-part process. As you said, wearing pink and raising awareness is all fine and dandy, but it doesn't really mean anything if you don't follow it up with instructions on how to get yourself checked out. Obviously, everybody is aware of the existence of breast cancer, but I'm sure there are a lot of people out there who have a "it couldn't happen to me" mentality. Those are the people that would really benefit from information on how early prevention can help, and instructions on where to go.
I don't mind the NFL doing it---but they do the ugly pink stuff it for a full month. If you're a football fan and not aware of breast cancer by the end of October, there's no hope.
They do, but they don't wear a big "rise above cancer" logo on their helmet.
If Cena wanted to have pink wristbands and wear a pink shirt, I think that'd be enough, no?
AND, you have ALL THE WRESTLERS DO IT, not just Cena. The NFL doesn't just have 1 team. That's why it's pandering, he's the only one allowed to do stuff like this.
Because it's not every wrestler wearing a pink armband- it's Cena only. Sending the message that he's the only one that cares. Like despite a roster full of Americans, Hogan was the only one who was truly patriotic. (and maybe Duggan).
(Be a Star - and stop bullying those with breast cancer)
I can't remember who said something about how in an alternate 1997, Vince would've had Bret Hart cure cancer of some sickly kid, and Austin would come back and somehow "give" the cancer back to him. Sorry, I can't give credit where it's due (it was in a Raw thread a couple weeks back), but that was hilarious.
So, this would be the perfect time for the angle to come to fruition but for Punk and Cena. WHAM, here's your damn cancer back, son!
And then CM Punk can light the pink shirt on fire and wish cancer on all of us... ya know, because he's the heel. We have to boo him, GODDAMMIT.
I don't know why Breast Cancer Awareness brings out such a cynical, a-hole side of me. It's just been so in-your-face in recent years. Like when those "The Truth" anti-smoking ads used to air during each and every break during Raw. Good message- just too much.
Not really surprised Cena is the poster boy, If all the wrestlers wore shirts then the heels would taint the gesture with their evil ways but if just the faces wear them you have the difficulty of making them seem sympathetic vs making them seem like they like cancer. Cena is a wrestling billboard so just let him do his job as the face of the WWE and the boring, gutless booking can continue as normal.
Pretty fucking tasteless of the wwe to use cancer as a tool to get cena over. So obnoxious. If the wwe gave two shits about cancer they would have every wrestler and announcer be involved with the awareness program. This is just a gimmick to get cena over. Stay classy McMahon family.
I'm convinced those Truth ads turned way more people on to smoking than they ever turned away, just from the sheer force of obnoxious, smug self-importance.
Like that South Park where the lameness of the anti-smoking presentation led to the boys giving smoking a try. Because, really, we should be focusing on cool people who don't smoke if we're trying to convince kids that smoking isn't cool.
When you put it that way, I actually could see why people are upset at this. Unless the majority of proceeds are going to cancer research and other people can volunteer their own pink stuff and be able to voice their concern on cancer or breast cancer awareness, this IS just a tool for Cena getting over. Pretty surreal.
exactly. I start to get the feeling that if Cena would save a kid from a burning house, certain guys would hold that up against him because he was "just trying to get over".
Oh thank God! The only show in Philly anytime soon is a Smackdown! show. I may joke a little, but I honestly don't want to think about the chants that could result from Cena wearing this in old ECW territory.
What's your deal with you not using capital letters again? You post in every thread and it's bothersome every time. Almost as annoying as the small 'i's in the Ziggy comic amongst all the capital letters.
My new favorite anti-smoking commercial is one that used to air all the time during Raw in the late 90's because it featured an extremely young and pissed off Mac from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
I know it's different because pink is the designated cancer color but it's funny that on Monday Cena was ragging on Punk for stealing Bret Hart's colors and now he's wearing a black and pink shirt.
I don't get it. You're upset that they're using the word "Cancer" in order to raise awareness for cancer? You want them to be more subtle in an attempt to raise awareness?
And who is to say that Cena WILL be the only person doing it? Orton tweeted the following not too long ago: @RandyOrton Proud to be a part of Susan G. Komen search for a cure for breast cancer. Just met with some representatives from 'SGK'. Let raise some $$$!
This is like the Brock Lesnar thing all over again. John Cena hasn't even worn the shirt yet and October isn't even here yet. Who is to say Cena will be the only person wearing pink?
Honestly, this all just seems like a reason to attack Cena. Everybody makes comments about WWE for making every attempt to get the fans to cheer for John Cena, but at the same time there are PLENTY of fans who use any opportunity to go against him. I mean, c'mon....the guy can't even take a stand against cancer?
"WWE will donate 100 percent of its profits (at least 30 percent of the retail purchase price) to Susan G. Komen for the Cure." http://www.wwe.com/inside/overtheropes/wweinyourcorner/wwe-susan-g-komen-for-the-cure-john-cena-new-gear-26052245
As a side note this is an observation I have made in the past. Has there been ANY documented case of any wrestler getting skin cancer? I mean, back in the 80's and 90's especially, practically every single wrestler was using tanning beds. A lot. And I don't recall a single case of any of them getting skin cancer.
Basically I think it works like this: Say you're going to do a marathon. You need a charity to raise money for but don't feel strongly about any in particular. Because breast cancer charities are so well advertised from their awareness campaigns, you're more likely to pick them when put on the spot.
In a similar vein, look at Coca Cola. Who doesn't know about Coca Cola? But they advertise relentlessly so that they're the first drink you think of when someone asks if you want a soda.
To all those complaining that WWE shouldn't just "let" John Cena do the pink thing, the middle rope at Night of Champions is pink for breast cancer awareness.
As for using the word, they could have the ring lay out with "cancer awareness", Cole can talk about it, they can post on the website, they can announce it over the speakers at the arena. There's a million things they can do and should do.
Breast Cancer - Great Cause! I'll play the heel and say I hate all the pink in men's sports and entertainment. The 5 weeks of pink NFL gear is very distracting and over the top. I'm dreading it. The government won't allow a cure for cancer as it would cost insurance and drug companies (who fund politicians) billions of dollars.
From September 16 - October 31, 2012, WWE will donate 100% of the profits (at least 30% of the retail sales of the merchandise) from the sale of the Special Edition WWE John Cena merchandise to Susan G. Komen for the Cure in support of breast cancer research and community outreach programs.
I like Cena as a person but I'm not cheering or booing Cena the Person, I'm booing Cena the Character. If they wanted to get the message over, the whole local room would be wearing pink shirts. Since they're not (especially other mega-faces like Orton or Mysterio), it seems like a manipulative device by WWE to say "boo Cena and cheer Cancer." They've done tasteless stuff like this before, to get Cena over, and my opinion of Cena the Person for allowing it has suffered. I'm sure Cena's brother isn't the only relative to a WWE wrestler with cancer so that argument doesn't hold water with me. My father died of cancer three years ago so cancer's a pretty personal thing for me and this really pisses me off.
Hearing about Cena's new shirt being pink, gave me some slight hope that a Homer Simpson-esque scenario would play out, where Cena's pink shirt raises questions from management and it all leads to him getting thrown in the nuthouse.
But that's probably just wishful thinking since I'm just sick of Cena's character.
Maybe they could trot out the Iron Sheik for Cena to beat. How about General Adnan, is he still alive? Col DeBeers? Boris Zhukov? Have Cena versus all four and Cena can pin them all at once.
Great cause and all... but if I couldn't hate Cena's character enough already.. he's taken it to another level. I wonder how much of the money from the merchandise sales goes towards Cancer?
ReplyDeleteWell if this doesn't get him booed out of his own building....
ReplyDeleteLast time Cena debuted a new shirt he lost clean to Rock at WM.
ReplyDeleteWaiting for Jesse Bakers post on how cancer should turn face, team with punk and make cena and chemo his bitch.
ReplyDeleteCena’s youngest brother, Sean, learned last November that he had brain cancer.
ReplyDeletewith this in mind, I really can't hate on the whole "we want to make people more aware" explaination.
Football players wear pink the month of October to promote cancer awareness as well. I doubt the color of his shirt has any impact on the outcome of the match.
ReplyDeleteHaving said that, how stupid would it be to have Cena's epic reign end on a throwaway gimmick show like Night of Champions?
Despite how stale and nauseating his character can be, I just can't boo the guy. He seems like the nicest person in the world.
ReplyDeleteThat said, the cynical side of me can't help but picture Vince in the back, saying "Boo him now, you assholes, I dare you!". Then again, if they were in Philly or NYC tonight, I could definitely picture the fans chanting "Let's Go, Cancer!"
As for tonight, I definitely think Punk's winning, but only due to Heyman's interference. No way Cena jobs clean to a whiny heel while supporting cancer.
Vince must have just found out what cancer is.
ReplyDeleteDo you like cancer? You don't? Well neither does John Cena! CHEER HIM!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat's next, "Hey WWE Universe, notice how John Cena's initials are the same as Jesus Christ?"
ReplyDeleteMy father is a cancer survivor, so I'm not shitting on the message, but this in your face pandering with this guy continues to cross the vomit line.
I never understand the point of this kind of thing. How many people are not currently aware of breast cancer that they need to be made "aware" of it by everything being pink? Does any of this stuff directly contribute to cancer research? Does it direct anyone toward resources that can help people understand what issues and concerns exist with breast cancer? Nope. Just a pink shirt that reminds people that sometimes titties get cancer too. An empty, meaningless gesture meant more to serve the person wearing it than the disease it claims to. Just basically a literal five-knuckle shuffle from Cena.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised they haven't taken another shot at a Taliban character for Cena to oppose.
ReplyDeleteBut a cheer for Cena is a cheer against cancer.
ReplyDeleteTotally agree - who isn't "aware" of breast cancer?
ReplyDeleteThe only upside is when proceeds from memorabilia actually go towards the cause they're supporting, and even that comes with a caveat - most memorabilia is butt-ugly. How many people, guys especially, are going to wear bright pink t-shirts? I understand that it's the "official color", but is there any reason they couldn't sell stuff in other colors, and still have the proceeds go towards the cause?
How about doing one month where 10% of EVERYTHING they sell goes towards research?
Which is surprising, when you think about it - having "balls the size of grapefruits" definitely seems like a sign.
ReplyDelete"Cena's got a new shirt. And it's about FIGHTING CANCER. That probably doesn't bode well for Punk's chances tonight."
ReplyDeleteActually, cancer has a winning record, I think Cena's going down.
It doesn't say anywhere in that article that proceeds from the hideous shirt go to finding a cure for breast cancer, or anything like that
ReplyDeleteSeriously? Your hatred of John Cena's character is so great that you're taking an anti-breast cancer awareness stance? And it's not as if this is even a pandering John Cena thing -- keep in mind that the NFL has every single team incorporate pink into their uniforms for the same reason.
ReplyDeleteThe whole pink thing is one part of a multi-part process. As you said, wearing pink and raising awareness is all fine and dandy, but it doesn't really mean anything if you don't follow it up with instructions on how to get yourself checked out. Obviously, everybody is aware of the existence of breast cancer, but I'm sure there are a lot of people out there who have a "it couldn't happen to me" mentality. Those are the people that would really benefit from information on how early prevention can help, and instructions on where to go.
ReplyDeleteI don't mind the NFL doing it---but they do the ugly pink stuff it for a full month. If you're a football fan and not aware of breast cancer by the end of October, there's no hope.
ReplyDeleteExactly. So what's the difference with Cena doing it?
ReplyDeleteThey do, but they don't wear a big "rise above cancer" logo on their helmet.
ReplyDeleteIf Cena wanted to have pink wristbands and wear a pink shirt, I think that'd be enough, no?
AND, you have ALL THE WRESTLERS DO IT, not just Cena. The NFL doesn't just have 1 team. That's why it's pandering, he's the only one allowed to do stuff like this.
Because it's not every wrestler wearing a pink armband- it's Cena only. Sending the message that he's the only one that cares.
ReplyDeleteLike despite a roster full of Americans, Hogan was the only one who was truly patriotic. (and maybe Duggan).
(Be a Star - and stop bullying those with breast cancer)
I can't remember who said something about how in an alternate 1997, Vince would've had Bret Hart cure cancer of some sickly kid, and Austin would come back and somehow "give" the cancer back to him. Sorry, I can't give credit where it's due (it was in a Raw thread a couple weeks back), but that was hilarious.
ReplyDeleteSo, this would be the perfect time for the angle to come to fruition but for Punk and Cena. WHAM, here's your damn cancer back, son!
And then CM Punk can light the pink shirt on fire and wish cancer on all of us... ya know, because he's the heel. We have to boo him, GODDAMMIT.
I don't know why Breast Cancer Awareness brings out such a cynical, a-hole side of me. It's just been so in-your-face in recent years.
ReplyDeleteLike when those "The Truth" anti-smoking ads used to air during each and every break during Raw.
Good message- just too much.
Not to mentioned those anti-smoking ads often aired either before or after a Randy Orton segment, talk about supreme irony.
ReplyDeleteDolph Ziggler and Bret Hart probably consist of 20% of all breast cancer memorabilia purchases.
ReplyDeletei was half sleep reading this, now im fully awake from laughter.
ReplyDeletethanks a-hole, i gotta work tonight.
you have got to be shitting me.
ReplyDeletei swear corporate shill heel john cena would fucking rule.
Not really surprised Cena is the poster boy, If all the wrestlers wore shirts then the heels would taint the gesture with their evil ways but if just the faces wear them you have the difficulty of making them seem sympathetic vs making them seem like they like cancer. Cena is a wrestling billboard so just let him do his job as the face of the WWE and the boring, gutless booking can continue as normal.
ReplyDeleteWe wouldn't be subjected this this if we didn't have women running things. BACK TO THE KITCHEN!
ReplyDeletePretty fucking tasteless of the wwe to use cancer as a tool to get cena over. So obnoxious. If the wwe gave two shits about cancer they would have every wrestler and announcer be involved with the awareness program. This is just a gimmick to get cena over. Stay classy McMahon family.
ReplyDeleteIt's true, only women support fighting cancer. Broads.
ReplyDeleteTo say nothing of Damien Sandow, who throws in the purple for Grimace Awareness Month. Which is all months. Every year.
ReplyDeleteI read this, laughed, liked it, then realized it was a Dougie post.
ReplyDeleteI feel somewhat dirty.
This needs to happen. Even better, he can call John Cena the cancer of the WWE that he's the cure for!
ReplyDelete(That was me with the alternate 1997 cancer idea, but thanks for the mention regardless).
I thought it was you, but I don't trust my memory whatsoever.
ReplyDeleteActually, Randy Orton is getting involved too, so there's that.
ReplyDeleteI'm convinced those Truth ads turned way more people on to smoking than they ever turned away, just from the sheer force of obnoxious, smug self-importance.
ReplyDeleteLike that South Park where the lameness of the anti-smoking presentation led to the boys giving smoking a try. Because, really, we should be focusing on cool people who don't smoke if we're trying to convince kids that smoking isn't cool.
Wow. The guy's brother has cancer and he asked for a shirt dedicated to him. What is wrong with you?
ReplyDeleteWhen you put it that way, I actually could see why people are upset at this. Unless the majority of proceeds are going to cancer research and other people can volunteer their own pink stuff and be able to voice their concern on cancer or breast cancer awareness, this IS just a tool for Cena getting over. Pretty surreal.
ReplyDeleteDoes this mean cancer just turned face in Montreal, Chicago, Philadelphia, etc. ?
ReplyDeleteexactly. I start to get the feeling that if Cena would save a kid from a burning house, certain guys would hold that up against him because he was "just trying to get over".
ReplyDeleteFascinating. I didn't realize wrestling blog trolls could also be brain dead rubes. I truly learn something new everyday.
ReplyDeleteWait, his brothers name is Sean Cena? Is his other brother Don Cena? Is related to a Ron Cena?
ReplyDeleteOh thank God! The only show in Philly anytime soon is a Smackdown! show. I may joke a little, but I honestly don't want to think about the chants that could result from Cena wearing this in old ECW territory.
ReplyDeleteYou know, considering the amount of guys on the roster that probably use tanning beds, I wouldn't be surprised half of them have skin cancer already.
ReplyDeleteYou are a fucking idiot. Seek therapy.
ReplyDeleteWhat's your deal with you not using capital letters again? You post in every thread and it's bothersome every time. Almost as annoying as the small 'i's in the Ziggy comic amongst all the capital letters.
ReplyDeleteThey've actually said that breast cancer research is extremely overfunded because of all the pink stuff.
ReplyDeletePersonally, I wish we could get more colors to raise awareness for other types of cancer. Example: Brown shirts for colon cancer
Maybe he's friends with Stan Marsh and just wanted to smoke marijuana legally
ReplyDeleteFeed dougie MOAR!!!! (I'd keep doing it but as a rule I only feed trolls twice per post!)
ReplyDeleteMy new favorite anti-smoking commercial is one that used to air all the time during Raw in the late 90's because it featured an extremely young and pissed off Mac from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltqssfzVyrw&list=FLGsn5hHQG2V98T4a8lMLV7g&index=2&feature=plpp_video
I pity your GED instructor.
ReplyDeleteI have to have seen that ad a million times when it used to air, and I'd have never realized it was Mac.
ReplyDeleteHis brother has brain cancer, why's he supporting breast cancer?
ReplyDeleteMaybe you should read the article?
ReplyDeleteCancer is cancer. Fight it all just like Cena fights everybody in his way.
ReplyDeleteIf they get JBL involved he can just harass the cancer until it goes away on it's own.
ReplyDeleteI know it's different because pink is the designated cancer color but it's funny that on Monday Cena was ragging on Punk for stealing Bret Hart's colors and now he's wearing a black and pink shirt.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry. Even if Cena wins, he'll be stripped of this and all of his other WWE Championships he's ever won. Just ask Lance Armstrong.
ReplyDeleteI don't get it. You're upset that they're using the word "Cancer" in order to raise awareness for cancer? You want them to be more subtle in an attempt to raise awareness?
ReplyDeleteAnd who is to say that Cena WILL be the only person doing it? Orton tweeted the following not too long ago: @RandyOrton
Proud to be a part of Susan G. Komen search for a cure for breast cancer. Just met with some representatives from 'SGK'. Let raise some $$$!
This is like the Brock Lesnar thing all over again. John Cena hasn't even worn the shirt yet and October isn't even here yet. Who is to say Cena will be the only person wearing pink?
ReplyDeleteHonestly, this all just seems like a reason to attack Cena. Everybody makes comments about WWE for making every attempt to get the fans to cheer for John Cena, but at the same time there are PLENTY of fans who use any opportunity to go against him. I mean, c'mon....the guy can't even take a stand against cancer?
Man, you guys will use any opportunity to shit on Cena.
ReplyDelete"WWE will donate 100 percent of its profits (at least 30 percent of the retail purchase price) to Susan G. Komen for the Cure."
ReplyDeletehttp://www.wwe.com/inside/overtheropes/wweinyourcorner/wwe-susan-g-komen-for-the-cure-john-cena-new-gear-26052245
Agreed. I'm not always a fan but this is bizarre.
ReplyDeleteI remember it took me so many times before I realized he said, "I wanted to like, fit in". I was like - "stop mumbling"
ReplyDeleteAs a side note this is an observation I have made in the past. Has there been ANY documented case of any wrestler getting skin cancer? I mean, back in the 80's and 90's especially, practically every single wrestler was using tanning beds. A lot. And I don't recall a single case of any of them getting skin cancer.
ReplyDeleteI actually have a friend named Don with a dad named Ron and a brother named John.
ReplyDeleteI did, it wasn't really much of an explanation. I'm guessing it's just a money thing with Susan B. Komen and WWE, though.
ReplyDelete...I assume that was intentional?
ReplyDeleteWhen cult status is the voice of reason, you really need to rethink your stance.
ReplyDeleteI would imagine, although their oldest sister is named April.
ReplyDeleteFeel free to troll one of my future posts to make the world feel right again.
ReplyDeleteDougie is a cuckold
ReplyDeleteThat is all.
Not sure if trolling or an idiot...
ReplyDeleteBasically I think it works like this: Say you're going to do a marathon. You need a charity to raise money for but don't feel strongly about any in particular. Because breast cancer charities are so well advertised from their awareness campaigns, you're more likely to pick them when put on the spot.
ReplyDeleteIn a similar vein, look at Coca Cola. Who doesn't know about Coca Cola? But they advertise relentlessly so that they're the first drink you think of when someone asks if you want a soda.
To all those complaining that WWE shouldn't just "let" John Cena do the pink thing, the middle rope at Night of Champions is pink for breast cancer awareness.
ReplyDeleteIf all them can do it, great, I'm all for it.
ReplyDeleteAs for using the word, they could have the ring lay out with "cancer awareness", Cole can talk about it, they can post on the website, they can announce it over the speakers at the arena. There's a million things they can do and should do.
That is a weird thing. If Hogan hasn't gotten skin cancer, I don't know who will, maybe if Sheamus exposed himself.
ReplyDeleteBreast Cancer - Great Cause! I'll play the heel and say I hate all the pink in men's sports and entertainment. The 5 weeks of pink NFL gear is very distracting and over the top. I'm dreading it. The government won't allow a cure for cancer as it would cost insurance and drug companies (who fund politicians) billions of dollars.
ReplyDeleteOk that makes sense actually. Awareness campaigns are basically just commercials that are blunt about the fact that they're selling something.
ReplyDeleteYou're not sure if you're trolling me or if you're an idiot? Don't be so hard on yourself man, my guess is you're trolling!
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck are you talking about? I havent posted here in days. Almost a week to be honest.
ReplyDeleteMatter of fact, who the fuck are you?
Are you some johnny come lately looking to make a name?
If so? Fuck off.
If not, fuck off and get off my dick.
King of the Trolls is back!
ReplyDeletehttp://shop.wwe.com/John-Cena-Rise-Above-Cancer-Men%27s-Authentic-T-Shirt/07052,default,pd.html?dwvar_07052_color=Black&start=13&cgid=New
ReplyDeleteFrom September 16 - October 31, 2012, WWE will donate 100% of the
profits (at least 30% of the retail sales of the merchandise) from the
sale of the Special Edition WWE John Cena merchandise to Susan G. Komen
for the Cure in support of breast cancer research and community outreach
programs.
I like Cena as a person but I'm not cheering or booing Cena the Person, I'm booing Cena the Character. If they wanted to get the message over, the whole local room would be wearing pink shirts. Since they're not (especially other mega-faces like Orton or Mysterio), it seems like a manipulative device by WWE to say "boo Cena and cheer Cancer." They've done tasteless stuff like this before, to get Cena over, and my opinion of Cena the Person for allowing it has suffered. I'm sure Cena's brother isn't the only relative to a WWE wrestler with cancer so that argument doesn't hold water with me. My father died of cancer three years ago so cancer's a pretty personal thing for me and this really pisses me off.
ReplyDeleteHearing about Cena's new shirt being pink, gave me some slight hope that a Homer Simpson-esque scenario would play out, where Cena's pink shirt raises questions from management and it all leads to him getting thrown in the nuthouse.
ReplyDeleteBut that's probably just wishful thinking since I'm just sick of Cena's character.
Newsflash: pink shit doesn't cure cancer
ReplyDeleteThat's getting dangerously close to that one photo shopped picture of Cena in the pink shirt with eyeliner and makeup.
ReplyDeleteI laughed my ass off many a times in my younger days.
WWE? Proceeds? Charity?
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Good One.
You just buried him John Cena via Alberto Del Rio style.
ReplyDelete+10
I'm sure it had something to do with Cultivating Mass.
ReplyDeleteIs Muhammad Hassan still available.....and angry.
ReplyDeleteMaybe they could trot out the Iron Sheik for Cena to beat. How about General Adnan, is he still alive? Col DeBeers? Boris Zhukov? Have Cena versus all four and Cena can pin them all at once.
ReplyDeleteCena sucks! OK, now let's move on to more important matters, like when are they getting to the fireworks factory?
ReplyDeleteNo way, one is NEON pink, the other is PASTEL pink. Totally different.
ReplyDeleteThat's a fantastic line, actually.
ReplyDelete"I have a brown ribbon, you know what it stands for? EAT SHIT, MOTHERFUCKER!"
ReplyDelete- George Carlin
Freudian slip?
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