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  1. The show's not till 8:00...early start!!!

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  2. (Spoiler alert)
    Ryback beats up Punk for 10 minutes, then Lesnar comes out from under the ring, F5s Ryback and Punk wins. Punk takes too much time celebrating his victory though and Ryback recovers, clothelines Lesnar out of the ring and Shellshocks Punk (with extended marching). Ziggler's music hits. He stares down Ryback in the aisle, enters the ring, hands over the briefcase and Zig-zags a groggy Punk just as he gets back to his feet. Ziggler wins the title. Then he salutes the fans and waves his hand in front of his face before pulling off his mask to reveal that he's actually John Cena. His music hits as he holds the title over his head, ratings skyrocket, and all is well in Titan-town again.

    I will eat a bowl of Bran Flakes tomorrow morning if this isn't exactly what happens.

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  3. I can see this happening. But is there any way to have everyone in the ring, ref included take off their masks to reveal themselves as Cena? And borrow some of Kane's pyro budget and have the hard camera side of the cell burst into flames that form an image of Cena's face? Dark Knight Rises bat signal style?

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  4. I won't blame you for streaming it

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  5. Do you want to encourage them to run with Ryback?

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  6. Up it to a bowl of Colon Blow and I'll take that bet!

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  7. Under no circumstances is Ziggler cashing in for a WWE title shot. With separate MitB briefcases, and the fact that they've already said several times that Dolph's briefcase can ONLY be cashed in on the WHC, such laziness really would be enough to make me turn on the product for good.


    And Ryback ain't winning the title either. He's already ruined WWE Main Event, don't let him ruin everything else on top of that!

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  8. Is this the first PPV since Wrestlemania with no YouTube pre-show match?

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  9. I want to encourage them to run with "not Cena."

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  10. Well, Vickie DID just become General Manager Executive Vice President of Talent Relations Associate Junior Senior Sophomre of Raw, so I'd bet on Dolph using that to pull some strings to get a WWE title shot

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  11. The football game that's on is too good. I can't justify spending $50 on a mystery finish.


    That said, if the game is a blowout and it's interesting, maybe I get the replay...

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  12. I'd laugh my ass off if Show got another 45 second title reign.

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  13. I'm morbidly curious as to how they're going to No Contest themselves out of this corner.

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  14. I want to encourage them to have the entire roster of Superstars and Divas to run in and cause a no-contest for the main event, then break out into a Gangnam Style dance before fading to black.

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  15. This PPV gets a zero buyrate in San Francisco.

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  16. If they weren't "PG", I could see Ryback just beating Punk to bloody pulp, only to have Punk snake a win somehow. Don't know if you can make it look brutal enough to keep Ryback superstrong and still be PG though.

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  17. This is not what I would have opened with. At all.

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  18. Superplex off the cage knocks one or both of them out?

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  19. It cant lead anywhere if Ryback wins the title with the long term booking they have in place best thing for Ryback to do is go after Big Show after he beats Sheamus tonight. Also there is no point in these cell matches in the pg era

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  20. But it isn't escape rules, which is why this is such a hard call.

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  21. dont think ortons been upto much since the got busted

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  22. I don't think Orton's really given a shit since he got busted.

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  23. how do you add a profile picture on disqus?

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  24. Almost didn't watch the show because my gf is over but then decided you don't get enough epic sports nights with a hitc, the world series and a sunday night game with giant bod fantasy implications for me. I LOVE super sports nights

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  25. Grinding gear button, edit settings, avatar, browse, upload pic

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  26. Stop me if you've heard this one before: Del Rio's working the ARM!

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  27. ...keep goin', I'm following...

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  28. I'm glad to see that you have your priorities in order.

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  29. That match against ziggler at the last ppv was awesome though

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  30. Probably a better finish than what they've come up with.

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  31. I love jbl on commentary but lets not mix in whc title reigns with wwe title reigns.

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  32. I see her more often that I get super sports sundays though

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  33. The question isn't 'gf or sports', the question is whether Game 4 or HITC gets more attention?

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  34. or say that this match is bigger than HITC... JR corrected him on that pretty quickly.

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  35. This is Vince McMahon's world. We're not getting Gangnam Style for at least another two years.

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  36. That wasn't sarcasm!

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  37. I have game 4 at -180 on the money line

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  38. remenber when the armbreaker was a DANGEROUS submission move

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  39. I do feel like we are good hands overall for the show with jr and jbl on the mic

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  40. If she puts up with that tonight, she is a keeper

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  41. Do you also rip on Ric Flair for working on the LEG?

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  42. Oh snap, Del Rio almost showed some personality there!

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  43. Del Rio is 10x more fun in the mid card than he is as a main eventer. He's damn good and may earn his way back to the top next year.

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  44. But Flair didn't do that literally every single match!

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  45. ADR has been pretty good on Smackdown, but I understand that not many people watch that show.

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  46. My new main event prediction: Ryback tears a quad midway through the match.

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  47. I'm waiting to see if the Tigers can outdo the Yankees when it comes to failing with RISPs.

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  48. Yikes! That was an awful looking spot with Del Rio on the top

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  49. It's like even though the yanks got swept they somehow put there suck stank on the tigers before they took off to sf

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  50. At least the announcers sold that botch well.

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  51. Nice transition into that armbar w/Rodriguez!

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  52. These guys chemistry is so-so. Multiple blown or "ackward" spots in a row feels like.

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  53. Wow. Same old, same old. I don't know why I expected different.

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  54. gotta admitt that finish was awesome.

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  55. That was a ok opener

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  56. Orton is such a smooth performer, but I find his persona/storytelling so boring

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  57. You said two when you meant fourteen.

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  58. ADR does another job huh? That was a sweet ass finish. I'd say that match was about 3.25 stars or so.

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  59. Better opener than I expected.

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  60. Because I'm an idiot, that's why.

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  61. Typical Orton match. Fluke win.

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  62. And they tried to cover it up by...slapping hands repeatedly. That was embarrassing.

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  63. I immediately take that back. I say 2.75-3 stars

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  64. Good solid opener, but ever since his 2nd Wellness Randy's been missing that spark. A heel turn could do him some good in the leadup to Mania.

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  65. I think on 2nd viewing you may edit those snowflakes down a touch. It wasn't anything you won't see in a TV match.

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  66. Oh god the "aj scandal" smh

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  67. Thought that was a fun match. Not great, but I like ADR, so I liked watching him be kinda vicious. Top rope spot was ugly, but it happens sometimes.

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  68. Whta the hell? were you reading my mind as I was typing my initial response? lol.

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  69. jeez enough with twitter already!

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  70. It's going to be all over tomorrow's show.

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  71. Didn't TNA just do this angle?

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  72. So how many more months do we get adr vs rko? I say the over under is 1.5

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  73. I think he was missing that spark before he got busted... which is why he was probably tokin' it up or whatever anyway. But yeah, you're right that he probably need to go heel if it's possible to smoothly re-train fans on his character.

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  74. I'm pretty sure that Ric Flair worked the leg literally every single match.

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  75. he is afraid of count chocula though!

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  76. Is this a PPV or another episode of Raw?

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  77. At least they had the common sense to put Christopher Daniels in it.

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  78. My least favorite angle of all time was the vickie/edge/cena/big show love triangle and man does this feel a whole lot like version 2.0

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  79. "Our audience is 8-year-olds."


    How many 8-year-olds understand what an affair is?

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  80. heres comes your saviour and mine!

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  81. In modern day America? Probably way more than you think. Check divorce/infidelity stats.

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  82. Can you believe a fucking b-show ppv costs 60 bucks in hd? Seems a bit much but if you're gonna get it you might as well spend the extra 10 bucks for the hd

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  83. Team Hell No loses, splits and captain opposing teams at Survivor Series? I dont see them stretching this out all the way to Mania.

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  84. Well I'm definitely excited for this match. You know in execution this card might not be that bad

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  85. Kane is over for his own reasons. Bryan is over for his own reasons. And Hell No is over as a team. Such a unique dynamic.



    If they let the right guys go at the right time, and follow tag team formula a little bit, this could go 3.5-4.0 stars.

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  86. The angle just seems odd for a show they've so aggressively pushed as "family" entertainment, especially considering it involves their biggest draw for kids.

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  87. I'd like to say, "you get what you pay for," but I don't think that's the case at all. That's ridiculous. I can understand that type of price for a four-hour Wrestlemania, but not for freaking Hell in a Cell.

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  88. Raw's a longer show and by god does it feel it!

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  89. I actually like Team Hell No to not split, keep the belts and captain opposing teams at Survivor Series where the captain of the winning "team" gets to be the captain of Team Hell No, and then decide what matches they take on when and such.

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  90. Yeah, I don't think an 8-year old victim of divorce understands what that means anyway.

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  91. JBL is making no sense right now. He's trying to start arguments that aren't there.

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  92. Kane will always be over, but he owes Bryan a part of his paycheck right now, because he wouldn't be THIS over on his own anymore.

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  93. I'll take the over. They'll stretch it to Survivor Series at least. It'll probably their "traditional Survivor Series" match.

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  94. when they split up would be cool if they continue to be friends,like rocky -mankind style of friends that would be cool

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  95. All four guys look hyped for this match. 5th gear.

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  96. The lack of appletinis makes this far less watchable.

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  97. Creative (or more likely Vince's veto power) will forget they were even in a tag team within 3 months of dropping the titles.

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  98. sad that vince thinks that the angle is over the history of the wrestler previously is over.

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  99. Honest to God, Daniel Bryan should be holding one of the WT belts.

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  100. For sure. Dude is clicking on ALL cylinders

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  101. Bryan is single-handedly saving the tag team division.

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  102. Daniel Bryan definitely wore his workrate boots tonight

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  103. Daniel's just so damn crisp. I'd like to see him throw a few more suplex's and what not to spice up his offence but i dont think he's capable of having a bad match.

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  104. He may sleep with them on.

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  105. definetely specially the WWE title,it would be my awesome seing bryan main eventing WM and winning the wwe title.

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  106. He had a decent match with Kamala for fucks sake.

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  107. I dig the little things: After Bryan gets hit by the knee, he still extends his hand out in a dazed manner.

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  108. Sandow had his middle finger extended on the elbow. Nice touch!

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  109. Imo the only two times kane had been more over or as over was when he first showed up and when he first dropped the mask.

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  110. I think THAT is the real sidewalk slam

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  111. C'mon, give it five more minutes...

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  112. damn so far this is a pretty awesome match, I like kane pulling off bryan finally too

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  113. I love that Kane and Bryan can fight amongst themselves but still keep it together enough to beat on their opponents

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  114. I feel like that little segment added to the match. Thats the kind of sports entertainment i like

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  115. You got to be shitting me! Damn the company for these lame ass finishes!

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  116. Sandow sold that chokeslam like a fucking champ

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  117. What the fuck was that finish?

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  118. I'm fine with that finish because this is a good feud I would like to see continue and I way prefer this to sandow or cody jobbing out right

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  119. What a great match, but just put the damn champs over. I don't get it.

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  120. Maybe we get some Dr. Shelby tomorrow

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  121. What's the consensus star rating on that one. 3.25/3.5ish sound too high. I though Bryan did some great work there

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  122. This feud MUST continue apparently

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  123. "I think Dr. Shelby should be fired. I think he already was."


    I think that's insider speak for "he's already gone."

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  124. i'm sorry miz only badasses can wear trenchcoats

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  125. 2.5 snowflakes. Give it 5 more minutes and an actual finish and it breaks *** easy.

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  126. 3.25 sounds about right. A cleaner finish or a few more minutes would've made it memorable past tomorrow.

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  127. Miz talking about mediocrity is funny for the wrong reasons.

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  128. Not a bad miz promo, I dug it

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  129. Wow Miz, melodrama in that promo much

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  130. Heeyyy... don't steal my words before I use them.

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  131. Good lord, he really IS trying to be Jericho 2008 II.

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  132. shhhh! He's "acting"...

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  133. I'm definitely sad they didn't give it more time. Its only 5:50 or so, and I think they only have four more matches booked. Don't get why that can't get more time?

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  134. like the brazilian comedian chacrinha said "nothing is creared,everything is copied".

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  135. Kofi Kingston might soon experience some mizfortune.

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  136. You are MONEY, BeardMoney.

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  137. Josh reddick, so glad we got you for andrew bailey. Good player

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  138. Worse acts to rip off I suppose

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  139. Kofi Kingston is going to have a mizerable time trying to hang on to his Intercontinental title.

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  140. if you wanna call it that...

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  141. 3 week build to Survivor Series??? Jaysis! If it's gonna be that throw away at least give us a few old school SS elim matches. With some proper team names too!!!

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  142. What's this, match up #115 between these two? Yawn...

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  143. Yeah, I typed that about a second before they said that.

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  144. The Chain Gang vs. The Heyman Guys?

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  145. Kofi might make a critical mizstake

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  146. Yeah, I'd like it even more if it wasn't such a blatant plug for a non-WWE show.

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  147. vickies 's bitches vs aj lap dogs

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  148. damn too bored to even comment on this match

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  149. Thank you very much. Vince gives me some solid material to work with.

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  150. Rest hold 2 minutes in. Man, that Miz is really improving in the ring.

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  151. Great wrestling so far in this ppv, might make up for the possible dual stinkers of main events.

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  152. This match isn't awful or anything but I don't see how the fuck miz is ready for another main event heel push.

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  153. Not to be that guy, but Ziggler's briefcase is BLUE and is for the World Heavyweight Championship, not the WWE Championship. It's been that way for the last 3 years.

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  154. this is the begining of the Miz burial.

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  155. As long as the Miz is in there, Kofi is just one miztimed error away from losing that belt.

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  156. Sheamus has gotta do something for the next 2 months, Miz aint a bad choice if they're not going to pull the trigger on Ziggler.

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  157. Did Michael Cole just call this a sport? ooops.

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  158. Bee-U-tiful cross body by Kofi

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  159. or miztimed move from hitting the floor.

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  160. Still less than half of Dolph vs. Kofi.

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  161. I'm liking the match honestly...

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  162. It's not that Kofi/Miz have bad matches. Just we've seen it all before. There's nothing empirically wrong with this match but I'm just burned out on watching Kofi and Miz wrestle.

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  163. Well, Kofi could very well be the Steamboat of this generation. Full of energy and can use his style to work with everyone. He's been a face his entire career, too

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  164. but the problem with kofi it's that he doesn't have a real gimmick like steamboat.

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  165. I love that finsih

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  166. Miz should work over the OTHER leg next time! But seriously, that was a great match!

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  167. Good solid match but no real heat and nothing that wouldn't look out of place on a typical Smackdown.

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  168. that was a nice match was some psychology and cool finish. solid 2.5 to 2.75 stars

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  169. I'm at 2.5 myself

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  170. please wwe put a turn to this guy

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  171. Well at least they are trying to do something with kofi

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  172. I like the interview in the ring. Nice touch.

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  173. So are there only the two world title matches and the divas match left? That ryback match can't be booked for more than 15 minutes can it?

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  174. Was just thinking the same thing, a very Steamboat-esque performance. It would be awesome to see him elevated to a feud with Punk with Punk playing up the Savage role with everything he's got.

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  175. Wont it be cold as hell outside in Jersey for Mania 29? Or is that just my canadian self talking with our Halloween to St.Patrick's Day winters?

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  176. Oh god, 1 hour broadway for Ryback KILL ME NOW

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  177. How 'bout Sheamus-Show, please tell me that's not going to go for more than 15 minutes...lord help me.

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  178. Have you seen how muscular Ryback is? They can't cheat the fans by only letting them look at this muscles for 15 minutes.

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  179. It won't be warm.

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  180. Inferno matches for everyone!

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  181. Antonio vs Justin Gabriel for the US title i presume, why they cant actually promote that ahead of time is a mystery for another time.

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