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Now we know what Melina's leaving gift from the WWE was...

http://gawker.com/5962719/linda-mcmahons-campaign-screws-workers-by-giving-them-bad-checks-condoms

...Stay Classy, McMahons!

I bet even Paul Heyman was like "Man, that's a lot of bounced checks!"  

Linda should have literally just mailed every voter $10 and taken her chances with the law afterwards, because she would have spent less and had a better chance of winning.  

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  1. Linda Mcmahon... still a carny

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  2. Complete humiliation can be yours for the low, low price of 100 million dollars!

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  3. Linda screwed Linda

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  4. Now all I can imagine is the envelope opening up and out comes a picture of Vince McMahon that screams "SCREW YOU, YOU'RE FIRED"

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  5. Checks also accompanied by a kick to the balls and a rollup.

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  6. Perhaps next election she'll have Randy Orton shit in the envelopes as well.

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  7. That's not fraud, that's exactly what Linda ran on. Fiscal Responsibility! No needless Spending! Economic use of Resources!

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  8. Normally I would be REALLY skeptical of the condom story. But it's so bizarre and in line with the McMahon's 8th grade bully tactics I'm having a hard time disbelieving it.

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  9. I think it was a euphemism. How do you have a check with a condom in it?

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  10. Free Contraception for Men! ...ObamaCare baby!

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  11. Bet Zack Ryder has never felt better about his line of work... at least his cheques clear for getting screwed.

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  12. If the only thing that happens is their checks bounce and they don't die in their late 30s then they still did better than a lot of her former employees

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  13. It was. The person was told something to the effect of "You're getting screwed, so here is a condom." I forget the exact quote.

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  14. I believe you mean her former independent contractors.

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