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How Hard is it to Go Through a Table?


Hey Scott,

Sooooooooooooo, ever since WWE started using tables on a regular basis, I've always wondered how much it actually hurts to go through them. Yeah, everyone knows chairshots suck and ladders are basically real.

But tables, especially pre-cut ones, seem to actually break the fall of the guy going through them. This seems especially true when you see guys going through multiple tables in spots where, if there were no tables, those guys would never be taking the bump. For example, I can't remember which match it was, but I remember Bubba Ray going through two tables on the outside off a ladder, where, had the tables not been there, he would've gone straight to the floor. It seemed like the tables were used more to protect BR than anything else.

Yeah, tables hurt, but pre-cut ones absolutely break the fall and absorb most of the impact.  However, there's been tons of injuries due to the impact of wood on body parts, so it's not like it's any less dangerous than anything else.  There was a gnarly injury to Bob Holly on one of the few ECW episodes I watched, where the metal support ring on the table broke off and cut the shit out of his back.  Plus you can break your neck if you hit at the wrong angle.  When the Dudleyz used to put people through tables as their gimmick, generally what would happen was Bubba would hold the victim in powerbomb position but not actually drive them through the table, instead keeping them in the air and taking the impact on his ass instead.  Visually impressive and totally safe.  Overall though, I've never been a huge fan of tables because the real ones are unsafe and once you know the trick behind the safe ones it loses all the mystery and coolness.  

Comments

  1. Holly's injury was pretty wicked.

    Another gnarly one was the one where RVD had a jagged edge of a table nearly cut off an eyelid. Him and Sabu went up for a legdrop on Bam Bam Bigelow through a table, with both guys coming from opposite corners. One just went right up to Rob's face. I don't ever remember seeing a close-up of his face, thankfully, but that's intense.

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  2. i recall Fit Finlay mangling his leg pretty badly in a blown table spot

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  3. Yeah, I remember him talking about that on his DVD. I kept bracing myself for the inevitable sick shot of his mangled eye but thankfully it never came.

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  4. Totally unrelated, but check out this hilarious promo video for Stone Cold E.T., who appearing at the first Family Wrestling Entertainment iPPV in a few weeks. I was fucking DYING watching this shit...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=aMmAsqtGRmk

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  5. I know tables are relatively safe, but a power move through a table still makes me mark out like a 9-year-old meeting Cena. Heck, the MITB '11 spot where Sheamus powerbombed Sin Cara through a ladder made of sawdust in the middle was still an awesome spot even as the dust shavings spilled out. Suspension of disbelief.


    (I don't have a SoD for blading, though. It always looks goofy to me.


    OH MY, THAT TITLE BELT CAUSED A LACERATION TO THE FOREHEAD!
    OH MY, THAT CHAIR SHOT CAUSED A LACERATION TO THE FOREHEAD!
    OH MY, THAT FEATHER DUSTER CAUSED A LACERATION TO THE FOREHEAD!


    Ahem.)

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  6. One of scariest table bumps is from the Raven/Stevie vs PitBulls dog collar match. They miss the table when Powerbombing Raven and he smacks his head off the edge. Also the Tanaka/Awesome match from One Night Stand. Awesome Powerbombs Tanaka off the top rope onto an already broken table. But one of the tables legs was sticking out. Could have easily killed him if he landed on it. He barely missed it.

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  7. I would love to see some one try to argue Austin blading at WM13 was goofy and stupid.

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  8. I still remember that vicious botch where La Resistance tried to dump Spike Dudley through a table on the outside, but was short and Spike smacked the back of his head on the edge of the table on the way to splatting on the mat. Fucking brutal.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJFy8CwZlM8

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  9. Since I've been on a Friends kick this week in the comments section:


    "I laughed so hard, I swear...a little pee came out."

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  10. See, with that, it was gonna be a great finish for me with or without it, but the blood didn't make it any better. Sorry, unless it's hardway, I don't care for the marinara. The only time a gig got me juiced up (bad pun intended) was when I was ringside at Judgment Day 2004 when Eddie broke the Muta Scale with his bladejob and his blood was all over the guardrail 10 feet in front of me, making me a bit nauseous. And even then, it was not "Wow, that really sold me on this DQ finish at a PPV!", but rather, "Ugh, Eddie's blood is fucking everywhere, I hope he doesn't pass out for re--never mind."

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  11. You're fucking crazy. The blade job is what puts that match over the top. It's one of the most famous images in wrestling history.

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  12. I don't doubt that...it just does nothing for me. I get a bigger rise out of something like Jericho getting his eye busted by a Tommy Dreamer kendo stick at the 2003 Rumble than Flair bleeding like a stuck pig when he hiccups.

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  13. Fuck Flair's million blade jobs, they mean nothing. But when they are done right, it absolutely adds to the match and often times make the match legendary.

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  14. I gotta side with Cult here. The point of Hart - Austin was that Austin would never quit, but couldn't physically continue. You NEEDED the blood to sell that. How do I know this for fact? Because they did the same finish when Bret Hart faced The Patriot, minus blood, and The Patriot didn't get any heat. Now, yes, you can say The Patriot was no Austin (despite being pretty good), but the point stands that it's hard to relate to someone spending five minutes in the Sharpshooter without tapping out, then passing out, unless they're consumed by burning hatred and bleeding like a stuck pig. Austin was cheered prior to Mania, but he had no sympathy from the audience. Babyfaces need to show weakness but try to overcome it, and Austin did.

    No blood? Austin is that generations Randy Orton. Over as fuck, but unable to show enough weakness or engage sympathy to draw actual ratings.

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  15. Yeah, but your handle's name is Austin, you're biased. It's a C-O-N...spiracy!

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  16. Every time I see a table spot I become bizarrely concerned the guy will somehow catch his head on that little plastic strip that runs around the side and break his neck. Hi, I'm Citizen Snips and I seriously have my priorities in order.

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  17. Watch out for those ropes too. I was copying a VHS the other day to DVD, featuring a Crush vs Repo Man match and Crush takes an awkward bump through the ropes and kinda slides his back along them on the way down. He comes up okay, but a few seconds later it becomes apparent that it just sliced him up. Ouch!

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  18. A little off topic, but for worst object shot to lead to a blade job, I nominate Randy Savage's lovetap of the megaphone on Flair's head at Starrcade 1995. This is also were Savage infamously bladed Flair himself, almost killing him it would seem. I think he mixed up the appropriate force needed for each action!

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  19. The Holly gash got him over.

    For two weeks.

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  20. Best use of a gash to get a push since Christy Hemme

    Hiyooooo

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  21. And then the Dudley's did the same thing to one of La Resistance at the next ppv.

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  22. The best part about that was their whole "oh FUCK did we just kill him/ruin our push?" expression.

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  23. IT WAS ME, DAVID. IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!

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  24. I remember New Jack explaining tables briefly on a shoot, and how he'd rather go through one table off a twenty foot dive than two tables from ten feet.

    Also, i can imagine half of Sabu's scars came from using tables back before they were gimmicked at all.

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  25. Thanks to Michael Cole I'm always concerned during cage matches in case they get their fingers caught in the wire mesh. Ouchies!

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  26. This is also New Jack so...yeah, not exactly a reasonable person.

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  27. It's funny to look back at the Flair/Funk angle after "The Greatest Match of All Time (TM)" and think of it as the original table angle.

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  28. And Joey Styles said something to the effect of "I HOPE HE KILLS HIMSELF!" The epitome of "Too Soon" as it hadn't even happened yet.

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  29. Here's me going into dick mode, but why would you ask someone who has never wrestled if it hurts to go through a table? I don't get it.

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  30. Came here to post about this. I don't think I've ever held my breath tighter than I did during that spot.

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  31. So sitting ringside at a PPV(and from what I recall wasn't it in a large market like LA or something?) only cost you 100 bucks?


    Please point me in the direction as to where you got that deal.

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  32. The majority of Sabu's scars came from barbed wire matches.

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  33. When he said he nearly pulled it off as he thought it was a flap of skin I went "gyaaah!" in my head from the thought.

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  34. That Raven bump is sick. Woulda been pissed at the Pitbulls for blowing that one.


    I seem to remember Sabu landing face first on an upside down table and breaking his jaw or something.

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  35. A buddy of mine was doing a wrestling play for a theatre festival and the big climax was him being put through a table (several of the other actors were local wrestlers although he was not). Four shows into the run he had to pull out because he was suffering short term memory loss and one of the wrestlers needed to step in and take over his part.

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  36. AW, SON OF A BITCH

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  37. WWE had a video recently with the top 10 table moments, I think that was #5.

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  38. Pitbull did it on purpose. Didn't like raven kicking out of his finish.

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  39. Here's the video.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uQni5brv7g

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  40. I've never been shot, but I can reasonably say that it hurts.

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  41. Oh yes, that Tanaka spot was absolutely sick. Just the sheer SOUND of it was brutal. I replay it about 50 times whenever I watch that match.

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  42. At the time; that was like 8 years ago and I guess they figured a SD-only PPV probably wasn't worth full price. I think it was around $149 just behind the souvenir seats; that's about $50 more than I paid for a midlevel Mania 21 seat (under the Skyboxes, WITH VIP concession service, which was rad) at Staples the next year

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  43. Was that the same PPV with Undertaker/Booker?


    I think I might of ordered that.

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  44. Savage never was any good at 'skin, skin, artery.'

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  45. Nah, i think that's a myth.


    Yes, i know how he got his scars. I was being sarcastic.

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