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Hulk Hogan's new restaurant


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From: "Paul"

> http://www.lordsofpain.net/news/Hulk_Hogan_Opening_Restaurant_and_Bar_On_New_Year_s_Eve_In_Tampa_Florida.html
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> It's Pastamania Part II, brother!
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> Okay, this will probably last a few months longer than Pastamania did, but it's still going to be overpriced, mediocre food. 
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> And who in the hell sees Hulk Hogan's likeness and decides "Yes! That is where I want to eat and grab some drinks!"? 
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> I give it between 18 months and 2 years before it goes under. 
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> -Paul.

Comments

  1. Are they going to serve SIZE BURGERS?

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  2. I can't wait until he exaggerates the size of the menu with each interview he gives.

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  3. "Oh my god! You can get a 50 pound steak and a 20 pound potato! Every time I pick up a tray I pull six muscles in my back, brother!"

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  4. "...and for dessert, we have THE APPLE PIE!!"

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  5. The best comment on that page:

    "I'll have a slice of the Yappapi Apple Pie"

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  6. I wonder how much the Hulk gets off on this new restaurant.

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  7. Big Nasty Stinky Wart Infested Giant Limburger Burger

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  8. I also liked this one:

    "I went to Hogan's restaurant the other day. I sat there for an hour before leaving, they refuse to sell anything."

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  9. Hogan gets schooled by Million Dollar Man after destroying Rick Rude.


    http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xdd3lm_ted-dibiase-attacks-hulk-hogan_sport#.UNqHHeQr12A

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  10. Hindsight being 20/20 - Dibise should have beaten Hogan for the belt.

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  11. I kept joking on facebook that he needed to open a new Pastamania. I'm almost afraid he listened to me.

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  12. Andre the Giant farted on me, and it was brutal. The same thing can happen to you too, if you order the Andre Platter.

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  13. Before every meal you have to say your prayers and eat your vitamins.. so as not to get food poisoning... Oh and instead of drinking at the bar.. shot are taken in the rear...

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