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The Christmas Eve RAW Thread

I'm leaving town for Christmas, so no review forthcoming for a few days at least.  For those who ARE watching RAW tonight, here you go!

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  1. Taped army show right?

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  2. Taped in the middle of last week, but not the Tribute to the Troops.

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  3. Uh, oh, Scott's going out of town....

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  4. No Random Great Match of the Day today?

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  5. Y'know, Scott Hall and Jake Roberts are always safe bets, but I'm going random.


    Attitude Era jobber.

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  6. My random Death Pool selections..

    1) Dennis Knight
    2) Chyna
    3) Tomko
    4) Brian Lee
    5) Mae Young

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  7. Ha Ha! Look at all the losers posting on the RAW live thread because they have nowhere to go to celebrate Christmas!


    ...but wait a minute. Then what am *I* doing here?


    .......


    zanadude leaves to curl up in a fetal position with a quart of Haagen Daaz.

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  8. Ryback
    Miz
    John Cena
    Steph
    HHH
    Hardy (either)
    Steen
    Elgin

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  9. Yeesh, had to google to see if a couple of them were still actually alive. Tomko: Alive, last known location:Loving oxys at Chiles

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  10. I'm going all in: Vincent Kennedy McMahon.

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  11. It's over enough to get your attention.

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  12. I bet 2013 is the year steen chokes to death on a ham sandwich like mama cass

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  13. Shane Douglas, Perry Saturn, Superstar Graham, Ivan Koloff, Bruno Sammartino. . .

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  14. I keep telling people Vince won't die. They put his head in a jar of formaldehyde and attach it to a robot body like Futurama.

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  15. Well no, not wrong, because it's still over enough to get your attention. And may I ask what your beef is exactly with having a Great Random Match of the Day?

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  16. He's always my pick for any kind of wrestling death pool, but as someone who has plenty of experience dealing with recovering addicts I wouldn't discount Jake Roberts, the holidays are particularly rough on people trying to get clean.

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  17. fat steen choking on food?
    fat chance!


    fat steen having a heart attack?
    put the house on it

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  18. rip hawk died once flair took over this promo.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ANKDVFxkbo

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  19. Dude... not cool. Not cool AT ALL.

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  20. Oh come on, it's BLATANTLY going to be Jake Roberts. Everyone knows wrestlers don't die until they 'clean' up their act and ditch the drugs. Chances are he'll be 'clean' for a year, and have a 'steroid-free' match which he wins cleanly to the cheers of everyone in a Rocky feel good moment... and then after he dies and the autopsy clearly shows he took steroids shortly before he died, everyone will still say 'what an inspiration.'

    (beat)

    Sorry, long-standing bemusement at everyone maintaining Eddie Guerrero was completely drug-free when he looked ridiculously huge before he passed. 'Wrestling clean' is sure as fuck not 'actual clean.'

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  21. re:Jake...just listened to him on Cabana's podcast. Got to say, if DDP really pulls this off and Jake stays clean, WWE should sign him up to a lifetime contract and have him be their rehab program. They'd save money on Hall alone.

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