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Road to Wrestlemania Monday Night Open Mic

Looks like another week of hype for Wrestlemania is coming up. I wonder if Rock and Cena will bother to show up this week or continue to let C.M. Punk do the heavy lifting.

I would expect the rest of the card to start to round itself out a bit. Any "celebrity" matches been announced yet? ;)

Anyway enjoy the show and come out swinging but try to keep it clean!

Comments

  1. The calm before the storm.

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  2. UNFORTUNATELY, I CANNOT BE HERE TONIGHT. FOR YOUR SEE, I WILL BE VISITING MY LADY FRIEND AND WE ARE BOTH GOING TO BE WATCHING RAW WHILE SHE GIVES ME HEAD FOR 3 STRAIGHT HOURS. TOOTLE LOU!

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  3. *sigh* If we get a celebrity match instead of Dolph, Bryan or Cesaro on the card, I'll be one unhappy Witlon.

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  4. I doubt Taker shows up, so we will probably get a handful of slimy evil Punk to revel in stealing the urn. And that's always a good thing.

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  5. He was advertised here locally.

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  6. Realized Raw is in my city tonight. If Brock was going to be there, I probably would have went down to scalp a ticket. And bring a giant ass VIKING SPACE LORD BROCK LESNAR sign.

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  7. God speed, yelling man.

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  8. He was just advertised at the 10 till commercial.

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  9. I'm pretty sure Bryan and Dolph will make the card.

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  10. “There he goes. One of the IWC's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered smark never even considered for mass production. Too weird to downvote, and too rare to ban."

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  11. *Stands and applauds*

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  12. Yeah, there's a pre-show spot with their names on it.

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  13. I think your gimmick is a little played out.

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  14. THAT YELLOW SON OF A BITCH.

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  15. How nice. Someone in the main event of Wrestlemania has decided to show up.

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  16. I think your blasphemy is a little played out.

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  17. Between you and Dan, what the hell is WITH people choosing women over the blog?!


    Your future is with us, Caps Lock Man! Sure, you'll get three straight hours of oral happiness, but she'll probably spend the next eight months trying to prove you don't know how to work.

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  18. ahem i picked my side a long time ago thank you very much

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  19. Your ruining Brock Lesnar for me.

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  20. We're on the Road to Gettin' My Winbackmania.

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  21. So how many people are watching the Heat go for 23 possibly over Raw?

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  22. HE POINTED AT THE SIGN HE MUST BE SERIOUS

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  23. Broadway Joe predicted victory, then won.

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  24. Who is that? Winston Zedmore?

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  25. Oh, Titus. You are awesome.

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  26. D Wade should be at the Heat game not on Raw.

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  27. Who you gon' call?

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  28. Pancake rules.

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  29. "When someone asks you if you're a jobber...YOU SAY YES!"

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  30. Titus needs a bigger role on Raw immediately.

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  31. This is exceptional.

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  32. Rufus "Pancake" Patterson? Am I missing a joke?

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  33. Until Cena speaks.

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  34. Maybe on the go-home, they should go balls out and book a 10-man. Rock, Cena, Taker, Ryback, Hunter vs Punk, Bryan, Shield. Go for that 2000 Radicalz one, with non stop action for a half hour.

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  35. Titus is fucking awesome. Push this dude.

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  36. Pancake reminds of me of some folks I work with.

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  37. Coca Pebbles joke is solid.

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  38. Titus looks like he just came from the Player Hater's Ball.

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  39. Titus is killing it here, he's grown so much on the mic since his nxt promo snafu. They have something special with him if they keep at it.

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  40. Watching this is like watching two people who chose Cena in WWE '13.

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  41. I feel dumb for saying these guys would be dead after AW. Titus is killing it.

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  42. Darren Young vs John Cena. Let me just throw you my 65 bucks now, WWE.

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  43. WWE: EVERY MATCH gets an ad break! Enjoy four whole minutes of thrilling action actually shown!

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  44. That's too good an idea to happen.

    Well probably just get dueling promos.

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  45. They're stupid if they don't push Titus hard.

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  46. and the point of it being so long it needed a commercial break was?

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  47. I've heard others say on here, age might be an issue since he's in his mid-late 30s or something.


    Otherwise I agree.

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  48. And the point driven home by this segment? More Titus O'Neil, less John Cena.

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  49. What a piss poor way to build Cena for Mania.

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  50. Cena is the corniest man alive. Point at the sign a few more times, John.

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  51. Why do all the guys they don't want to push due to age have to be black? MVP, R-Truth, Titus O'Neil...


    (Only half-serious)

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  52. WTF is Lawler wearing, and does he have stock in Just For Men?

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  53. I like that Punk stole the Urn. I don't care what anybody says

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  54. It does. The novelty is gone, people are going to need a reason to pay that price to see that match again.

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  55. Mark Henry: Killin' folks just cuz.

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  56. That recap was more interesting than the opening segment.

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  57. While you are correct, what's the point when 70 percent of the fan base knows Cena is getting his win back.

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  58. David Otunga in mildly successful WWE Studios release.

    FEED HIM TO THE RYBACK!

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  59. YU WILL NAHT RUN THRU MEEEEEEEEEEEEH.

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  60. Brock is advertised. I skipped the show too though. After being let down by the last two Raws I attended (May 2010 and March 2011), I don't bother wasting my money on WWE live events unless we ever get another PPV again.

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  61. Dave Otungas reward for being in the only WWE film that gets over is getting squashed by Ryback.

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  62. First the PTP, now Otunga? "Hard Work" Bobby Walker is dialing his lawyer as we speak.

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  63. Sheamus is in his mid 30s. But he works out with HHH

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  64. I guess it's an upgrade from not being on TV for months.

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  65. And a downgrade from getting to stand around drinking coffee backstage.

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  66. How about when it does a lower buyrate than last year's, you go a month without posting.

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  67. WAtching the Heat-C's, what's with 80's black guy hair style coming back? If it is back, someone must use Soul-Glo.

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  68. No hiding now cuz I'm the Ryback... I'll hunt you down cuz I'm Ryback!

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  69. Idk Rock is gaining on him quickly....

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  70. THIS CROWD IS SO HOT FOR THE RYBACK!

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  71. Not enough Mark Henry in that match.

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  72. But they chanted instantly for the clothesline. Totally natural and spontaneous chant, honest!

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  73. Otunga is going to go brain dead if he doesn't tuck his chin.

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  74. Meh, this is doing nothing for me. I'm gonna check how things are going elsewhere...

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3gnlyU4jZ1rr83a9o1_500.jpg

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  75. CAPS LOCK MAN, back early from his liaison, uses his real name in the post-o glow.

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  76. Just a minute... this is gonna be a tag team match, playa!

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  77. So he'll be a better lawyer, you're saying?

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  78. These squash matches serve no purpose for Ryback anymore, he's past that stage now. They only reveal Ryback's flaws even further, he can barely hold the crowd's excitement for that short time.

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  79. ahem I believe the line is he is not hungry enough

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  80. How about it goes over 300k, you don't post for a year?

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  81. Raw hasn't been too bad recently, but it has been boring. This is supposed to be the road to WM, but aside from the Brock/HHH brawl, everything is meh.

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  82. Henry is above this nonsense.

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  83. Oh, The Ryback. You're not doing that move against Mizark.

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  84. Are they signing the contract on the King's Court?!

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  85. http://goinglikesixty.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/technical-difficulties.png

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  86. Dirty_Dave_DelaneyMarch 18, 2013 at 6:31 PM

    They should release Tensai and team Brodus Clay up with Mark Henry as the Funkasaurus and the Stankasaurus!

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  87. Fan.....daaaan....gooooooo

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  88. Fandango= reason for me to go outside and smoke a cigarette, and I don't even smoke.

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  89. I really hope someone pelts Fandango in the head with a large drink tonight.

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  90. You're saying it wrong.

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  91. I couldn't possibly be more over this Fandango gimmick if you put me in the rafters during a Johnny Curtis segment.

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  92. You're saying it wrong.

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  93. I had a final fantasy character named Gooooo once.

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  94. I'd laugh if someone said it right and he insisted they were STILL saying it wrong, and it's revealed that saying it right requires the echo on the "GO".


    Or maybe he can just insist that people are still saying it wrong without ever elaborating on why. Sort of like Mr. Burns and Don Mattingly's "sideburns."

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  95. I'm more over than Fandango.

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  96. I swear Lillian said it right.

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  97. Did You Know? The average episode of Raw is 15 minutes longer than The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey.

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  98. Somebody better be touting "STEPHANIE SEX MATCH."

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  99. She's a little too old for you, King.

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  100. I still love the comment FAN...DAN...GOAWAY.....

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  101. I'm pretty much convinced that the only reason WWE is even considering Jericho/Fandango for WM is for the entrance alone.

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  102. The late 90's PPV entrance apparently fits on top of the current TitanTron much in the same way as the various Zords on Power Rangers.

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  103. Sheesh, he is ripping off Jeff Jarrett.

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  104. Seems like they've invested a lot in this Fandago nonsense... and it looks like he's already blown up after dancing to the ring.

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  105. Seriously, that is some cool shit. GREAT entrance.

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  106. I would have watched Raw just to see that.

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  107. SID < Fandango Dancing Man

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  108. Gee.. can't believe I missed Smackdown.

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  109. How was "Go" the worst part of Khali's pronunciation attempt?

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  110. What's happening now guys? I can't see a thing!

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  111. Why is Nattie managing Khali? How does that even make sense?

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  112. Stretch? Okay, he won me over.

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  113. Why does Fandango talk like Daniel Faraday from Lost?

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  114. Things are sensual. People are sensuous. - Mrs. Dean Wormer

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  115. Because there are 1000 wrestlers better than HHH?

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  116. You should have learned to stop questioning that may or may not happen on Smackdown by now.

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  117. he sounds like he's struggling to speak.

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  118. Don't be afraid of all this masculinity m'lady, OK?

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  119. He's the Punjabi Playboy.

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  120. This is some classic old school shit, I love it.

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  121. Heh. a You Can't Wrestle chant. Classic.

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  122. I hope to god Fandango shows up at Mania.


    The crowd is gonna kill him.

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  123. Another mania match wasted on RAW.

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  124. I'm so confused. Wasn't The Miz wrapped up in a feud with Cesaro? So that's over?

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  125. Fandango has won me over. Don't think it has any legs, but for a short term gimmick, it's pretty good.

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  126. When is the last time we've heard one of those?

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  127. I'd be less bored with it if they weren't doing it twice a week -- refuse to wrestle on Raw then refuse to wrestle on Smackdown.


    It's just profoundly obnoxious, and not in the "wanna see him get his" way, but in the "changing the channel because I know the match isn't going to happen and there's better shit on TV" way.

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  128. According to Wrestling Observer Vince has been changing his mind about the WM undercard literally every week...no use getting invested in any of it until the actual show.

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  129. I just wanna see him troll some smarks.

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  130. So there's still time for Miz-Taker?

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  131. Wrestlemania 29: Because Fuck the Guys Who Are Here the Other 364 Days of the Year

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  132. Are you kidding? An epic like that needs time to build! We can't rush that!

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  133. WrestleMania 29: Who cares about the IC Champ anyways!

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  134. The last time Cena was in a ring or maybe that was just me.

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  135. So far we've had Cena squash Darren Young, Ryback squash David Otunga, and Fandango not wrestle Khali. The Road to Wrestlemania is heating up!

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  136. Wrestlemania 29: You'll Buy It Anyway, Whatever, Fuck You

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  137. Finally, the show has picked up! R-Tooooooooooth.

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  138. and that's why a man who is near-Alzheimer's shouldn't be running a company.

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  139. I'm applying boxing rule number one for Henry/Ryback: never bet on the white guy.

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  140. Various former GMs should just book random segments throughout the night. Teddy can make the straight up tag team match, Coachman can make someone fight Kane as a punishment, etc.

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  141. The problem with the Miz/Cesaro feud is Del Rio/ Swagger happened. It was the same feud except the face/heel dynamic is switched.

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  142. WrestleMania 29: What you REALLY thought we'd only run Cena-Rock once?

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  143. Exception to the rule: this Don King is white.

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  144. I'd pop for a Coachman appearance.

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  145. Ah, Sandow brings much-needed entertainment.

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  146. C'monnnnnn Zombie Tiny Tim...

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  147. They need to just go for broke and make Truth dangerously unhinged.


    And not in the friendly "Awww, how cute. He's insane" kind of way they've been doing. I'm talking some straight up New Jack shit, where you never know when he's going to suffocate you with a trash bag.

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  148. Too bad how when R Truth was getting way over as a heel he got busted for smoking fake pot.

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  149. The next WWE movie should be a remake of "Guess Who's Coming To Dinner" starring Jim Neidhart, Natalya and Khali.

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  150. They sort of started that when he was with Miz. It was the only time I liked either guy in fact.

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  151. Two things I would ban from WWE forever if I had a vote:


    1) Jobbing midcard champions just for shits and giggles
    2) Fake laughter from the announcers


    If I had a third choice, it would be fake laughter from the announcers again.

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  152. They did and he jobbed to Cena.

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  153. They should just remake See No Evil except WITH the 3 foot dick.

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  154. are they really doing bad political jokes

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  155. Kinda strange to see the same company that blasts the thought process behind guys like Duke Droese, The Goon, TL Hopper etc etc on every dvd thinks stuff like Fandango is a good idea.

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  156. I get the feeling that Stephanie thinks 1995 was the high point creatively for WWE.

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  157. Does it end with Jim stealing Khali's wallet and buying coke?

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  158. I will say this: I adore how Truth feels it necessary to spin on every move he does.



    Sidekick? SPIN!
    Forearm? SPIN!
    Axe kick? Spinning, that's a good trick!

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  159. "We had quitters in the Revolutionary War too. We called them KENTUCKIANS."

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  160. Since he uses so many of Booker T's moves, I'd be curious to see him try to add spinning to the Spinnaroonie.

    I think he'd find a way.

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  161. Cody should rename his finish The Mustache Ride.

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  162. He wrestles like Booker T on meth.

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  163. Tell us Cody. Your secret. Hows do I mustache!

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  164. The Phenom is going to have to earn it.

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  165. the urn has no power all one needs to do is point to the sign to gain power

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  166. I think I've only just realized this, and I'm not sure if it's the company-wide initiative in how they're booked, or if it's just the personalities involved...

    ...but I think I hate every diva they have right now. Excepting maybe one or two.

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  167. Why didn't Tatanka ever have this gimmick?


    Taaaaaaaa-TAN-kaaaaaaa....

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  168. WWE already putting that money used to get the Bellas back to good use.

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  169. Cody Rhodes needs road-lovin' too, come on.

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  170. Gotta break even on that Lesnar deal somehow.

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  171. Someone needs to tell Vince the show is doing 1,000,000 buys no matter what the undercard is, so just pick a direction and stick with it.


    Of course, that guy gets fired if the show does 999,999 buys, but someone needs to do it, anyway.

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  172. New Stephenie Meyer movie?

    White people, always runnin' to jump on some bullshit.

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  173. Speaking of, just saw the Dynamite Kid documentary and holy shit was Jim in a coke rage

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  174. I think it's ladies of all colors on that particular ride.

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  175. I wonder how this will affect WWE's tag team division?

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  176. It'll probably make

    MILLIONS OF DOLLARS
    MILLIONS OF DOLLARS

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  177. Man, someone tell Taker to slow down!

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  178. I always preferred Taker with the black hat

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  179. Aren't both Bellas taken by Cena and Bryan? Career suicide man! Just go after Kaitlyn Cody. She digs the stache.

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  180. And tell stories.

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