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The 10 Greatest Wrestler Glamour Shots of All Time


Hey Scott,
 
I don't know what to say about this. I'll just say it involves pictures of the Fabulous Ones. If you still want to click, you do so at your own risk.
 
http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-10-greatest-wrestler-glamour-shots-all-time/

You know what's sad/funny is that I got about halfway through that list and I was thinking "Man, if this guy thinks these PICTURES look gay, he should see the VIDEOS they used to put out." and then we got to the end of the list and I laughed even harder as a result.

Just think -- Skinner used to be half of a cheesecake babyface team.  

Comments

  1. Some of those pix made me uncomfortable.

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  2. it would have, if i was wearing pants.

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  3. Makes me miss Are You Serious even more. The Fabulous Ones and Wrestlerock Rumble vids alone are funnier than anything seen on WWE television in years.

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  4. Let's be honest. Stan was the good-looking one. Steve was there to carry the matches.

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  5. Right, b/c Stan Lane was bad wrestler...

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  6. It made him feel funny, like when he used to climb the rope in gym class.

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  7. Compared to Keirn. Who was more experienced and polished.

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  8. A Wayne's World reference! In 2013!

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  9. I was scrolling through these in the breakroom at work. Thankfully no one happened to be looking at my phone walking by.

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  10. Coming from someone who has been in San Francisco app day, this is the gayest thing I've seen all day. Funniest too.

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  11. Lane was still learning, true, but he added plenty to the team in the ring.

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  12. For some reason, the first thing I thought of was Undertaker and his hair blowing in the wind during the Titantron video of his tag team with Big Show.

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  13. Hah, I remember that,

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  14. As they say... cocaine is a hell of a drug!

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  15. Lane ended up being great, but this is a 3-4 year Lane, maybe younger.

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  16. If these guys had been in the WWF I'm sure Pat Patterson would have been behind them giving them a push.

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  17. I make one virtually every day in regular conversation. It's committed to memory, I watched it so many times!

    "My name is Wayne Campbell. I live in Aurora, Illinois, which is a suburb of Chicago...excellent. I've had plenty of Joe jobs; nothing I'd call a career. Let me put it this way: I have an extensive collection of nametags and hairnets *smile*

    "Okay, I still live with my parents, which I admit is both bogus and sad. But at least I've got an amazing cable access show, and I still know how to party! But what I'd really love is to Wayne's World for a living. It might happen. Shyeah, and monkeys might fly out of my butt!

    *honk honk*

    "ahh, the Merthmobile. This is my best friend, Garth Algar."

    "Hi."



    "I think we'll go with a little Bohemian Rhapsody, gentleman"


    "Good call!"

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  18. You must get your dick sucked by hot chicks constantly.

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  19. pardon me for having a movie memorized at age 10. ya know, when we're all getting our dicks sucked.


    asshole.

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  20. Are you unaccustomed to compliments?

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  21. bahahaha! well-played.


    and yes, I lead a sad life except for all the fellatio I receive on a nightly basis from dozens of comely gals.


    *sigh*

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  22. and I apologize for the mother comment. It was probably over the line.


    probably.

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  23. <img src="https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQZI3VfK8isKboLo2b6312w0E6EHEoJowlIotV7L3OqpYHTsV5B"

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  24. "...the above photo is what Arcade Fire would look like if Nirvana had never existed."


    Tremendous.

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  25. EVERYBODY WANTS YOU!

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  26. "Just think -- Skinner used to be half of a cheesecake babyface team."

    lol, I think you meant beefcake team. This made me laugh pretty hard, unintentionally.

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  27. YOu don't hear "comely" that often. Way to vocabularize the BoD!

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  28. Honestly, I thought their team theme music should have ended up as Big Show's theme after Taker was injured. That theme was boss and would have fit him so much better than what he got stuck with.

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  29. Were they buxom as well?

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  30. The Lenny and Carl of Memphis.

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  31. Even though I love Arcade Fire, I really want to hear what that would be sound like.

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  32. This is the Internet. If you're not saying his mom is sucking your dick then you're doing it wrong.

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  33. "Who was more experienced and polished."


    I dont even want to know....

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