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TNA Impact Live Thread

Tonight, AJ Styles will go up against James Storm. Also, Kenny King defends the X Division Title against Zema Ion and Petey Williams. Plus, Kurt Angle vs. Wes Brisco & Garrett Bischoff and Miss Tessmacher vs. Mickie James in a #1 contender's match for the Knockouts Title.

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  1. It stil pisses me off that this show has consistently been eons better than raw and the ratings rnt going up WTF??? smarks and marks alike spread the word that their is good wreztling still on tv, and consistently puts on a superior product of late.

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  2. Was that Mama Benjamin working security during the A&8's entrance?

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  3. How long was Raw "better" than Nitro before they broke the 82-week streak Nitro had been on? And that was from an "equal" footing, which WWE and TNA have NEVER been on.

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  4. Leave it to Kurt to wrestle the two most untalented men in the company.

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  5. Angle: "Not one, but TWO broomsticks at once. Top that Ric and Shawn."

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  6. Garrett's jacket nametag needs one letter changed.

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  7. The promo video that introduced this match was pretty awesome.

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  8. I don't think they should worry about WWE. If they just worry about putting out a good product and making some money, that's fine. WCW was only able to mount a challenge because they had an insane amount of money. It's okay to be #2.

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  9. Kurt: "Thanks Wes for suplexing your own partner. Dumbass."

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  10. Rollie of Rat Bastards, Inc.April 18, 2013 at 6:19 PM

    What did it say?

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  11. Angle at least wearing respectable tights n stopped goung to rvds guy.

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  12. Rollie of Rat Bastards, Inc.April 18, 2013 at 6:20 PM

    I think that based on the time slot and the network there is only so many people that can watch TNA.

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  13. Rollie of Rat Bastards, Inc.April 18, 2013 at 6:20 PM

    ...ah.

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  14. Rollie of Rat Bastards, Inc.April 18, 2013 at 6:21 PM

    Nah, Those Captain America tights are ugly to me.

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  15. Rollie of Rat Bastards, Inc.April 18, 2013 at 6:21 PM

    This role is so perfect for Anderson.

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  16. Anderson has become a Batman villain. I kinda like it.

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  17. Well, hopefully Zema's going back to the "quals" after tonight.

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  18. Anderson was very good on the mic there. The lunatic villian role is starting to work for him.

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  19. Just about anything would work better than the 'asshole' gimmick.

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  20. Including actually being an asshole.

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  21. Rollie of Rat Bastards, Inc.April 18, 2013 at 6:29 PM

    Thank you for giving King new music.

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  22. He still has the "Asshole" patch on his vest but yeah, that gimmick did him no favors.

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  23. Does Goldust know his entrance cam has been renamed the X-cam?

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  24. I would only use this cam on taped shows.

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  25. Yeah, WCW tried the RefCam, and it wasn't a good idea. I don't see why that'll change now.

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  26. Props to TNA for not sweetening the crowd. Unprops to this crowd.

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  27. ...tna will fuck it up...


    just you wait.

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  28. What is this X cam bullshit

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  29. Weird ending, but Yay for the result.

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  30. Rollie of Rat Bastards, Inc.April 18, 2013 at 6:36 PM

    So this means the loser is out of the X Division title hunt forever?

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  31. He goes back to the qualifier pool.

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  32. Wait, a TV TITLE DEFENSE?


    PRAISE THE LORD!

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  33. Rollie of Rat Bastards, Inc.April 18, 2013 at 6:37 PM

    ..but the TV champ is Devon.

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  34. D-Von...proof that a six foot plus pile of shit can still find work.

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  35. gay. that's what it is.

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  36. LOL! SHOWS YOU NERDS!

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  37. Even if Taz is only getting minimum wage, it's still too much. Fire his worthless ass.

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  38. Taz is a perfect case for illegal immigration. I'd rather listen to some dude who doesn't even speak English than listen to Taz.

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  39. I was about to ask if I was alone in here... then I hit Refresh.

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  40. If she can't use her knees, how is she going to keep her job?

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  41. Rollie of Rat Bastards, Inc.April 18, 2013 at 6:54 PM

    That update sucked.

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  42. Rollie of Rat Bastards, Inc.April 18, 2013 at 6:59 PM

    She had no problem being on her back.

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  43. "Tessmacher with 6 - 6 1/2 years of experience in wrestling"... yeah, and how much of that was spent dancing Tenay?

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  44. This match is dying a SLOW death. And unlike Orton-Sheamus, this crowd has NO interest in making it fun.

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  45. Mickie with flashbacks to her first WWE feud there...

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  46. Tessmacher has a more devastating clothesline than Wes Brisco

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  47. Rollie of Rat Bastards, Inc.April 18, 2013 at 7:05 PM

    Both these chicks asses are suitable replacements for Velvet's.

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  48. That was not good timing for a recap. But then again, felt like damn near everything about this match was off.

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  49. Rollie of Rat Bastards, Inc.April 18, 2013 at 7:08 PM

    LMAO....

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  50. Yeah, I don't think what they think is going to happen.


    And good Bully. But then again, when isn't he good lately?

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  51. The way this crowd has acted, you would think that they were forced to the show at gunpoint.

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  52. Rollie of Rat Bastards, Inc.April 18, 2013 at 7:10 PM

    That asswhoopin' was better than the previous match.

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  53. Worse: This crowd or Monday's crowd? I have this crowd by a hair, two shows to one.

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  54. Damn, where was the broomstick in that scene?

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  55. Good God, Taryn's ass deserves its own segment EVERY week.

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  56. Rollie of Rat Bastards, Inc.April 18, 2013 at 7:17 PM

    ...is everyone getting new theme music this week?

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  57. Rollie of Rat Bastards, Inc.April 18, 2013 at 7:18 PM

    ...no it doesn't, Taz.

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  58. Bad Influence is the best.

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  59. Rollie of Rat Bastards, Inc.April 18, 2013 at 7:18 PM

    LMAO @ Morgan Freeman playing Dixie Carter.

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  60. YES! This is the feud we've been waiting for.

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  61. Where's Scott Steiner to teach multiplication?

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  62. Um, I think the Canadian opinion is worth more now, Daniels.

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  63. Are we finally getting this feud? If so, this will be glorious.

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  64. Rollie of Rat Bastards, Inc.April 18, 2013 at 7:22 PM

    Shit just got real....

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  65. Jesus Christ, this is fun. Even the crowd has a pulse.

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  66. Rollie of Rat Bastards, Inc.April 18, 2013 at 7:23 PM

    HERE THEY COME TO WRECK THE DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  67. And you know why you have those, Chavo? Trust me, the truth would hurt you a lot more than it would hurt me.

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  68. You know, if that was half an hour longer I would call this the best episode of Impact ever.

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  69. Oh, yeah, I still hate those freecreditreport shits.

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  70. Aces, want a target: JUMP MORGAN! Pretty sure he'd be an easy shot.

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  71. It's funny how Tenay essentially ignores Taz now.

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  72. AJ is going full Sting! He's even trying to match the paunch Sting put on for the Crow character.

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  73. Rollie of Rat Bastards, Inc.April 18, 2013 at 7:46 PM

    Why does AJ look like a bizarro version of Austin Aries?

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  74. Must have watched some old JR/Dusty WCWSN.

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  75. Okay TNA, last chance to get some balls back tonight.

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  76. Yeah but I was skeptical of Sad Sack Sting too at first.

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  77. Rollie of Rat Bastards, Inc.April 18, 2013 at 8:00 PM

    So AJ's been off somewhere getting drunk riding his bike and working on submission moves?

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  78. YOU BASTARDS STAY AWAY FROM BAD INFLUENCE! BOO! BOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

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  79. Average episode... Aces needed a "dominating" week, and I guess this was it.


    Honestly, this was the right crowd to do it in front of, also. No need to kill a good audience with a similar episode, hopefully. The bar has been set low for next week, Double State City. Hopefully you can raise it.

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  80. Rollie of Rat Bastards, Inc.April 18, 2013 at 8:26 PM

    ..or doing sit-ups.

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  81. Sting basically went going back to acting like his old self

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  82. They're going to try and regain their investment on Chavo if it kills us.

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  83. If it took over the whole show I'd be ok.

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