> Scott,
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> I just got finished watching a 3-hour custom made compilation video of all the Kiss My Ass segments + buttshots (Rude, Michaels, Flair, etc) and it really got me thinking, is Vince McMahon really gay? Something tells me that he had a thing for big muscular men because even to this day the superstars that get pushes are those that are heavily muscular with nice deltoid development. Vince had his face shoved into wrestlers buttcheeks that were fully spread apart. Wrestlers like Big Show and Rikishi gave the CEO a face full.
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> Does Vince really sit in the script writing and say "well for this segment, The Rock will shove my face into Rikishi's dimpled Samoan ass!" or "well in this Hell in a Cell match, we have a blood rivalry. I think it would be a good thing to have Big Show, the current ECW Champion, to get his full 7'0 buttocks exposed and have DX toss my honker right in there!" It just doesn't add up. That plus the absurd amount of buttshots in the Rick Rude matches during the late 80's and Shawn Michaels matches during the mid-90's. Do you think there is any truth to his "bromance" with Shawn Michaels? Like, did they really do the deed? Listening to Vince as a commentator also made me think if he was purposely trying to get over his backstage boyfriends. Pat Patterson was also working for Vince for many years and we all know his deal. Perhaps Pat was his hotel buddy.
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> Anywho, have a great weekend Scott, you earned it!!
My inbox, ladies and gentlemen.
Terrible e-mail.
ReplyDeleteBetter question Scott, have you seen Man of Steel yet?
> I just got finished watching a 3-hour custom made compilation video of all the Kiss My Ass segments + buttshots (Rude, Michaels, Flair, etc)
ReplyDelete>nope
While some (Honky Tonk Man, in particular) have made these allegations, I just don't see it. It also brings me to this question: who would make a compilation of the Kiss My Ass club, and why was the emailer watching it?
ReplyDeleteHis mummy issues mean he will always want to stick his penis in women and not men. By mummy issues I mean he once said in an interview (with Playboy I think) that as a youngster he was molested by an older female authority figure. I might be making that up as I smoke a lot of weed but I think its true
ReplyDeleteWhat a maneuver....
ReplyDeleteYea, it was his older babysitter who molested him.
ReplyDeleteFunny.
ReplyDeleteOkay, so yeah he'll always want to relive that by sticking his penis in chicks and not dudes. If he was molested by a male babysitter then he'd be super gay right now
ReplyDeleteHa. Agreed. Vince enjoys that wetness.
ReplyDeleteWell the Angry Vince Twitter character is heavily bi and a lot of people in the know have said that whoever is Angry Vince is doing a pretty dead on, but exagerated, impression.
ReplyDeleteWanted to see it today but I'm too hungover.
ReplyDeleteAfter going through tons of Sting matches on youtube today, if I could have any job in the WWE, I'd pick being the guy that gets to choose the matches for DVDs and shit.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you can fly everyday to Stamford in your rocket ship you're never gonna have.
ReplyDelete"I just got finished watching a 3-hour custom made compilation video of all the Kiss My Ass segments + buttshots (Rude, Michaels, Flair, etc)."
ReplyDeleteYou did what now?
But...I...do have a rocket ship.
ReplyDeleteVince, like his son-in-law, may be bi lots of things, but he's not bilingual.
ReplyDeleteWell, I might as well let the cat out of the bag. I have been Vince's personal man servant for years.
ReplyDeleteHis commentary during Shawn Michaels matches in 1995/1996 may have been the most unintentionally gay thing I've ever heard. He's talking about how sexy he is with that exaggerated Vince McMahon voice, like he's about to blow a load in his pants.
ReplyDeleteI think if you were given the topic "Vince McMahon is a homosexual - discuss" on an essay you could write a good couple of pages about it. He does seem like the type of guy who would over-compensate by being the alpha male he is.
I came, I came, it's over, I came all over your....oh, wait, no, no I didn't. Come on ref!
ReplyDeleteI bet it was still more entertaining than Raw.
ReplyDeleteI watched his "I Quit" match with Stephanie the other day, now, that's some creepy shit.
ReplyDeleteOf course in true senseless WWE fashion, he never really got his comeuppance for that.
" I just got finished watching a 3-hour custom made compilation video of all the Kiss My Ass segments + buttshots (Rude, Michaels, Flair, etc) and it really got me thinking"
ReplyDeleteI'd be doing a lot of thinking too if I watched three hours worth of kiss my ass segments and male buttshots.
He may not have got his comeuppance, but he did get CUM-UP-PANTS... bleh
ReplyDeleteHHH and Vince have probably 69ed with Stephanie watching.
ReplyDeleteConsidering the amount of times he's booked himself into having affairs with countless Divas on the roster...
ReplyDelete...you've got Trish, Sable, Torrie, Dawn Marie, Stacy, Candice, and there are some others I'm probably missing.
I'm guessing the Rude/Piper cage match would be on there. Not that I blame Rude, if I had an arse so chiselled I could use it blade people, I'd get it out any chance I had too.
ReplyDeleteSeriously???? The obvious first question to the person who sent this is simple: is your life so empty that you actually SPENT three hours WATCHING Vince getting his head shoved up the Big Show? and watching Rude, Flair, HBK, etc. show their ass?
ReplyDeleteShe tickles Hunter's balls while Vince sucks him off, then Hunter blows his load on Howard Finkel's face
ReplyDeleteHawk did as well
ReplyDeleteA friend of mine has an insatiable sex drive. It always go into god damn hyperdrive when she watches pro wrestling with me. She even left open a tab on Chrome which was a tumblr of nothing but wrestler's asses.
ReplyDeleteBareBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK Body drop!
ReplyDeleteI don't think he's gay but man oh man he has some very homoerotic tastes. Hbk, Body building, hillbillies, ass stuff...
ReplyDeletean MSG classic of course. Rude's bare bum exposed for about 10 minutes.
ReplyDeleteAfter the Playboy interview, I'm curious how many Divas he's fucked IRL. Linda seems to shake her head and accept it.
ReplyDeleteThe question does raise some interesting observations about the use of homosexual panic and shaming in wrestling, a sport that's often overcompensated in weird ways to distance itself from how characteristically "gay" it is. If you're good enough at rolling around on a stage with half-naked sweaty men, you're rewarded financially and with prestige. But BAH GAWD having your nose shoved into their assholes is the epitome of grotesque.
ReplyDeleteAnd Hunter does his water spitting pose while he blows his load.
ReplyDeleteIt's a cock you sick fuck.
ReplyDeleteElaborate on the Rock rumors please. I never heard any before.
ReplyDeleteTwo cents: Good but not great. I was hoping for the home run that the trailer promised, but it was just a solid hit back up the middle. Still, not too bad of a start for a possible DCU, I did enjoy it, much better than Returns.
ReplyDeleteA lot of IHOP product placement, though. That was weird.
The Aristocrats?
ReplyDeleteHeh, I feel pretty much the same way. And, yeah, who knew IHOP had that much cash to spend in advertising.
ReplyDelete'He's talking about how sexy he is with that exaggerated Vince McMahon voice, like he's about to blow a load in his pants'.
ReplyDeleteI can totally picture that. With a ton of enthusiasm, while wearing a neon blue sport coat
lol at anyone taking this email seriously
ReplyDeleteI don't know about Vince, but anyone who would watch three hours of male ass is probably gay.
ReplyDeleteLombardi is gay? This is news to me.
ReplyDeleteWe watch half-naked sweaty men roll around on a mat for 8 hours a week. Does that make us fans gay?
ReplyDeleteYeah and even if we were gay does the fact we watch wrestling mean we want to bang the wrestlers? Can't a gay man watch Cody Rhodes Vs Alberto Del Rio without getting a raging hard on?
ReplyDeleteI just love the term "Mild Parody".
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of hits, do you think the the suspensions in the brawl were justified?
ReplyDelete"I just got finished watching a 3-hour custom made compilation video of all the Kiss My Ass segments + buttshots"
ReplyDelete...um, and you're questioning Vince?
Bret-Shawn-Vince the inside story is it was a love story gone bad.
ReplyDeleteI heard Ryan Murphy was gay. Just look at the Evidence.
ReplyDeleteThe Glee guy? He's been a gay rights advocate for years and is very open about it. :D
ReplyDeleteI've heard it tossed around before, that he's a closet case, but people dispute it. He did have a really beardish wife that he didn't even supposedly live with, and you don't hear much about him dating anyone (besides a fake sounding Scarlett Johansson rumor). Plus he's a Samoan from Hawaii.
ReplyDeleteI think KENNEDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY should have been suspended long enough to miss 2 gms because he clearly head-hunted TWO players, but other than that, I was fine. Actually surprised JP Howell didn't get more after trying to dump Turner Ward over the top rope/photographer railing.
ReplyDelete.....KEN-NAH-DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm suprised the Dodgers and Giants haven't gotten into a scrum yet. I suppose it's only a matter of time before they get into it with the Rockies.
ReplyDeleteYou mean you all don't get hard watching this stuff also?
ReplyDeleteGay? Probably not. But anyone doubting his homoerotic tendencies need look no further than this....
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbsRtuoIDSc
Huh. I did always wonder why the Rock hasn't been connected to more Hollywood starlet types. He's living in a "pie" buffet now...you'd think the tabloids, TMZ would be all over his personal life.
ReplyDeleteAlso, him and his wife divorced and remained good friends. She's still his manager. That's very amicable for a celebrity divorce. Maybe it was as simple as "The Rock's gotta be honest with you. The Rock is a homosexual. The Rock's took the people's penis, turned it sideways, it stuck it straight up his candy ass. The Rock didn't mean to hurt you, The Rock would love to stay friends."
ReplyDeleteI would doubt it. I mean, can a straight man watch, say, Mickey James vs. Taryn Terrell without being somewhat aroused?
ReplyDeleteI'm shocked Vince hasn't hired an openly gay wrestler and pushed him as such to garner main stream attention.
ReplyDeleteGoldust was almost there.
ReplyDeleteVINCE IS FEARLESS. HE'LL DO ANYTHING AND ANYONE... TWICE!
ReplyDeleteGREAT POST. ****
ReplyDelete....................................*turns off computer and walks away*
ReplyDeleteHow'd you type that!?
ReplyDeleteI've always had the feeling that their marriage is more of a business relationship for a long time.
ReplyDeleteMore like The Cock.
ReplyDeletePlus, he's an actor and he can sing quite well.
ReplyDeleteThe Rock and Hugh Jackman, a coupla faeries.
You'd think being raped by one would make you wanna fuck the other.
ReplyDeleteFuckin' women, not raping more.
More like Cock of Steel.
ReplyDeleteI'm straight and I can't do it.
ReplyDeleteThe same sort of person who watches WWE programming.
ReplyDeleteIt's all a big, gay conspiracy.
Ironic downvoting?
ReplyDeletewhen I was 12 and at a RAW I had a huge "Vince is Gay" sign fwiw.
ReplyDeletelenny lane and lodi were classic in wcw!
ReplyDeleteBilly and Chuck earned GLAAD accolades until the angle fell flat.
ReplyDeleteStacy. Definitely Stacy.
ReplyDeleteThe "kiss my ass" stuff doesn't seem that out of place to a man who made it look like he pissed himself in front of a live TV audience to get an angle over.
ReplyDeleteOr got smacked in the head with a bedpan to get an angle over.
Or allowed himself to have "feces" dumped on him to get an angle over.
Either Vince just has no problem humiliating himself to make money, or he's got some strange fetishes.
Well, considering the rumored angle of him fathering Steph's baby....WEIRD FUCKING FETISHES it is.
ReplyDelete"He told me, with jizz in his eyes, that it was the greatest cumshot he'd ever seen."
ReplyDeleteVince has even admitted to not being faithful to Linda in the relationship. The fact that Linda hasn't divorced him and taken a shitload of Vince's money blows my mind.
ReplyDelete*same person who texted Nash*
ReplyDeleteI'm actually talking about a real life homosexual, i.e. here's James Apollo (black tights, black boots) by the way he's gay. The gimmick wouldn't be that he is gay per say, But it would.
ReplyDeleteYou're KEVIN NASH????
ReplyDeleteDidn't he give WBF the gimmick name of "Dutch Oven"?
ReplyDeleteSo you're saying he wasn't acting in Be Cool?
ReplyDeleteIt would work if it was a woman.
ReplyDelete"HHH's moneyshot wouldn't make my top 1000" - Bret Hart
ReplyDeleteOr studying to be a proctologist.
ReplyDeleteI heard rumors of the Brawler and Sgt.com Slaughter..but I was like, "whatever".
ReplyDeleteWell, I'm convinced.
ReplyDelete"WRING THE FUCKING BALLS!"
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFZj6Fnq4G4
ReplyDeleteDoesn't look good when you have political ambitions.
ReplyDelete"I've been screwed by Shawn Michaels, the boy toy, I've been screwed by Vince McMahon...."
ReplyDeleteGet on your knees and give me 20 minutes...and that's....an order!
ReplyDeleteWasn't the rumor that Jackie's continued employment was because she was one of Vince's regulars? I'd say Sable is very likely.
ReplyDeleteProbably London and Kendrick. They brought up the bear skin rug a bunch in of their shoot interviews.
ReplyDeleteI think the Jackie rumor is that was how she kept ending up wherever Jarrett went. She was supposedly on the side with him since Memphis in the '80s.
ReplyDeleteI'm better than you
ReplyDeleteIt seems like that gimmick idea (the gay, so what? character) gets bounced around a lot. I guess Joey Ryan did that on that Wrestling Retribution Project thing they filmed and did nothing with. I dunno how it came across.
ReplyDeleteI remember once on 411 someone, Jay Bower I think, wanted them to atone for the Billy & Chuck thing by making Cena gay. This was when he was still in the bicycle shorts. Imagine todays wrestling landscape if John Cena had been a blown off gay gimmick.
I still want to know if Elmore Leonard actually wrote that character with Rock in mind. He's described just like him in the original book, right down to the raised eyebrow gimmick.
ReplyDeleteNo I'm fairly sure he's out and proud, I dunno where to source that its just something I've heard for so long
ReplyDeleteReading through this thread is hilarious... email like this really cause everyone on the blog to bring their A game.
ReplyDeleteHasn't everyone experimented at least once? I mean, isn't that what college is all about? Exploration and experimentation? I once did it with a stuffed animal, dude. Nothing wrong with being gay. Oh, and you might want to reconsider before watching that 3 hour follow up compilation: The Shirtless Indy Fed.
ReplyDeleteAfter a few glasses of wine, in Kevin Nash's You Shoot, he spills the beans. I mean if you can't trust Nash...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GMZjkNW5b8
ReplyDeleteNot that there's anything wrong with that.
Having Vince as her husband doesn't exactly do her many favors either. She should just pull out of trying to be a state senator, it isn't going to work.
ReplyDeleteAss Man by Billy Gunn
ReplyDeleteI'm an ass man
Yeah I'm an ass man (Yeah!)
I love to love 'em
I love to kick 'em
I love to shove 'em
I love to stick 'em
Love to flaunt 'em
I love to watch 'em
I love to pick 'em
And I'm gonna kick 'em
'Cause I'm an Ass Man
Yeah, I'm an Ass man
Yes I'm an Ass man (OH!)
I'm an Ass Man
So many asses, so little time
Only a tight one, can stop me on the dime
I'm a lover, of every kind
The best surprises always sneak up from behind
I'm an Ass man
Yeah; I'm an Ass man
Yes I'm an Ass man (OH!)
I'm an Ass Man
Buns of glory,
Buns of steel
Your lies won't give away the truth of how I feel
You walk behind me,
I feel the heat.
That's why the girls don't walk behind me down the street
I'm an Ass man
Yeah; I'm an Ass man
Yes I'm an Ass man (OH!)
I love to love 'em
I love to kick 'em
I love to shove 'em
I love to stick 'em
Love to flaunt 'em
I love to watch 'em
I love to pick 'em
And I'm gonna kick 'em
I'm an Ass man
Yeah; I'm an Ass man
Yes I'm an Ass man (OH!)
We have confirmation!
ReplyDeletePre-nup?
ReplyDeleteWith those two Adonises?? Surely you jest.
ReplyDeleteFor what it's worth, Rock has a girlfriend at the moment. She was at Mania
ReplyDeleteOh definitely, but having a divorce on top of the McMahon stigma isn't much better.
ReplyDeleteEvidence! Valuable evidence!
ReplyDeletehttp://i26.tinypic.com/2hrj0pk.gif
"Pat Patterson was also working for Vince for many years and we all know his deal."
ReplyDeleteYeah, I can't imagine a homosexual getting a job unless the employer was "totes gay" am I right?
That comment was 1000x better reading it in the voice of Statler and Waldorf.
ReplyDeleteThrow Brad Maddox in the mix as special guest referee and we got serious problems. BONER CITY
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgu7djuloZs
ReplyDeleteLol I'd say there something wrong with it!
ReplyDeleteNo Chris.....I'd guess that's just you! (Dude....you tickled Elmo????)
ReplyDeleteWell, look what happens when an athlete in any other sport publicly comes out. It shouldn't matter, but it does to the media.
ReplyDeleteI know WWE are publicity whores, but imagine how they'd handle it with their inimitable lack of subtlety.
GLAAD would jam their cock so far up their asses...
I think everyone is missing the point, I mean hire someone who is gay in real life, and have him be the "gay wrestler", maybe get a decent midcard push. If played right that would garner a lot of media attention. A perfect example would have been Kanyon (RIP) .
ReplyDeleteI remember that.
ReplyDeleteIf Vince banged Stacy we'd have gotten...
ReplyDelete"Did You Know?.....Vince McMahon had sex with Stacy Keibler long before George Clooney."
If anything I'd think divorcing Vince McMahon would show the type of common sense voters want in a candidate.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's exactly what I thought as well. Who the hell would make such a thing.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure social conservatives approve of divorce, period. But I'm not american, so I wouldn't know
ReplyDeleteOh, so all this time he's been saying 'genetic Jack HUMPER'. Now it all falls into place.
ReplyDeletenobody knows about the "bearskin rug?"
ReplyDeleteyeah vince is gay.
He's also kept James Dudley employed since forever. Is that evidence that he's black, too?
ReplyDeleteDouche.
ReplyDeleteYknow, I don't hear much about gay wrestlers anymore. I dunno of anyone who's openly gay these days besides Cheerleader Melissa.
ReplyDeleteI love how everyone thinks I'm serious.
ReplyDeleteExactly. That being said, I'm looking forward to the half naked sweaty men rolling around on the ground together on this DVD, then 3 more hours of it on PPV tonight, and maybe 3 more hours of it tomorrow if the PPV is any good.
ReplyDeleteYup. Black, gay, and tuxedoed.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone actually think wrestling crowds *won't* immediately hate him just because he's gay?
ReplyDeleteJudging by the placement of his hands and the width of his mouth, Vince has a long, narrow cock. But he wasn't lying when he talked about his gigantic grapefruits.
ReplyDeleteOne of the rules of the Blog O' Doom should be no one takes themselves seriously.
ReplyDelete"I'm an ass man."
ReplyDeletedepends on the portrayal of that character and what crowd (= which city, etc.?) we are talking about.
ReplyDeletethat one is not a rumor. Stephanie talks about it on the "McMahon" dvd (fun fact: after shooting down the idea of Vince being the father of her baby, the next proposal was for it to be Shane).
ReplyDeleteI'm a gay man, and it's incredibly rare that I get any kind of sexual fantasies involving pro wrestlers. At least since Spanky disappeared.
ReplyDeleteIt's actually a "bareskin rug".
ReplyDeleteHe pays a twink to lay down naked with his mouth open, right next to the fireplace.
I agree.....that being said....a stuffed animal???? In the words of the Rock "You sick fffreak!" Lol
ReplyDeleteLOLOL....you're putting a lot of analysis into this...
ReplyDeleteMelissa's openly gay? I mean...there are rumors. And pictures of her at Pride parades, but I'm pretty sure nothing has been confirmed.
ReplyDeleteI love how he admits to having watched 3 hours of butt shots and then wonders if Vince is Gay. Classic.
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