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Is Vince McMahon gay?

> Scott,
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> I just got finished watching a 3-hour custom made compilation video of all the Kiss My Ass segments + buttshots (Rude, Michaels, Flair, etc) and it really got me thinking, is Vince McMahon really gay? Something tells me that he had a thing for big muscular men because even to this day the superstars that get pushes are those that are heavily muscular with nice deltoid development. Vince had his face shoved into wrestlers buttcheeks that were fully spread apart. Wrestlers like Big Show and Rikishi gave the CEO a face full. 
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> Does Vince really sit in the script writing and say "well for this segment, The Rock will shove my face into Rikishi's dimpled Samoan ass!" or "well in this Hell in a Cell match, we have a blood rivalry. I think it would be a good thing to have Big Show, the current ECW Champion, to get his full 7'0 buttocks exposed and have DX toss my honker right in there!" It just doesn't add up. That plus the absurd amount of buttshots in the Rick Rude matches during the late 80's and Shawn Michaels matches during the mid-90's. Do you think there is any truth to his "bromance" with Shawn Michaels? Like, did they really do the deed? Listening to Vince as a commentator also made me think if he was purposely trying to get over his backstage boyfriends. Pat Patterson was also working for Vince for many years and we all know his deal. Perhaps Pat was his hotel buddy. 
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> Anywho, have a great weekend Scott, you earned it!!

My inbox, ladies and gentlemen.

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  1. Terrible e-mail.


    Better question Scott, have you seen Man of Steel yet?

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  2. > I just got finished watching a 3-hour custom made compilation video of all the Kiss My Ass segments + buttshots (Rude, Michaels, Flair, etc)
    >nope

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  3. While some (Honky Tonk Man, in particular) have made these allegations, I just don't see it. It also brings me to this question: who would make a compilation of the Kiss My Ass club, and why was the emailer watching it?

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  4. His mummy issues mean he will always want to stick his penis in women and not men. By mummy issues I mean he once said in an interview (with Playboy I think) that as a youngster he was molested by an older female authority figure. I might be making that up as I smoke a lot of weed but I think its true

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  5. Yea, it was his older babysitter who molested him.

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  6. Okay, so yeah he'll always want to relive that by sticking his penis in chicks and not dudes. If he was molested by a male babysitter then he'd be super gay right now

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  7. Ha. Agreed. Vince enjoys that wetness.

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  8. Well the Angry Vince Twitter character is heavily bi and a lot of people in the know have said that whoever is Angry Vince is doing a pretty dead on, but exagerated, impression.

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  9. Wanted to see it today but I'm too hungover.

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  10. After going through tons of Sting matches on youtube today, if I could have any job in the WWE, I'd pick being the guy that gets to choose the matches for DVDs and shit.

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  11. Maybe you can fly everyday to Stamford in your rocket ship you're never gonna have.

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  12. "I just got finished watching a 3-hour custom made compilation video of all the Kiss My Ass segments + buttshots (Rude, Michaels, Flair, etc)."

    You did what now?

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  13. But...I...do have a rocket ship.

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  14. Vince, like his son-in-law, may be bi lots of things, but he's not bilingual.

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  15. Well, I might as well let the cat out of the bag. I have been Vince's personal man servant for years.

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  16. Scream09_HartKillerJune 15, 2013 at 2:10 PM

    His commentary during Shawn Michaels matches in 1995/1996 may have been the most unintentionally gay thing I've ever heard. He's talking about how sexy he is with that exaggerated Vince McMahon voice, like he's about to blow a load in his pants.

    I think if you were given the topic "Vince McMahon is a homosexual - discuss" on an essay you could write a good couple of pages about it. He does seem like the type of guy who would over-compensate by being the alpha male he is.

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  17. Scream09_HartKillerJune 15, 2013 at 2:10 PM

    I came, I came, it's over, I came all over your....oh, wait, no, no I didn't. Come on ref!

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  18. I bet it was still more entertaining than Raw.

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  19. I watched his "I Quit" match with Stephanie the other day, now, that's some creepy shit.
    Of course in true senseless WWE fashion, he never really got his comeuppance for that.

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  20. " I just got finished watching a 3-hour custom made compilation video of all the Kiss My Ass segments + buttshots (Rude, Michaels, Flair, etc) and it really got me thinking"


    I'd be doing a lot of thinking too if I watched three hours worth of kiss my ass segments and male buttshots.

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  21. He may not have got his comeuppance, but he did get CUM-UP-PANTS... bleh

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  22. HHH and Vince have probably 69ed with Stephanie watching.

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  23. Considering the amount of times he's booked himself into having affairs with countless Divas on the roster...

    ...you've got Trish, Sable, Torrie, Dawn Marie, Stacy, Candice, and there are some others I'm probably missing.

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  24. MaffewOfBotchamaniaJune 15, 2013 at 2:42 PM

    I'm guessing the Rude/Piper cage match would be on there. Not that I blame Rude, if I had an arse so chiselled I could use it blade people, I'd get it out any chance I had too.

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  25. Seriously???? The obvious first question to the person who sent this is simple: is your life so empty that you actually SPENT three hours WATCHING Vince getting his head shoved up the Big Show? and watching Rude, Flair, HBK, etc. show their ass?

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  26. She tickles Hunter's balls while Vince sucks him off, then Hunter blows his load on Howard Finkel's face

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  27. A friend of mine has an insatiable sex drive. It always go into god damn hyperdrive when she watches pro wrestling with me. She even left open a tab on Chrome which was a tumblr of nothing but wrestler's asses.

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  28. BareBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK Body drop!

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  29. I don't think he's gay but man oh man he has some very homoerotic tastes. Hbk, Body building, hillbillies, ass stuff...

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  30. an MSG classic of course. Rude's bare bum exposed for about 10 minutes.

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  31. After the Playboy interview, I'm curious how many Divas he's fucked IRL. Linda seems to shake her head and accept it.

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  32. The question does raise some interesting observations about the use of homosexual panic and shaming in wrestling, a sport that's often overcompensated in weird ways to distance itself from how characteristically "gay" it is. If you're good enough at rolling around on a stage with half-naked sweaty men, you're rewarded financially and with prestige. But BAH GAWD having your nose shoved into their assholes is the epitome of grotesque.

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  33. Scream09_HartKillerJune 15, 2013 at 3:20 PM

    And Hunter does his water spitting pose while he blows his load.

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  34. Scream09_HartKillerJune 15, 2013 at 3:21 PM

    It's a cock you sick fuck.

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  35. Elaborate on the Rock rumors please. I never heard any before.

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  36. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryJune 15, 2013 at 4:01 PM

    Two cents: Good but not great. I was hoping for the home run that the trailer promised, but it was just a solid hit back up the middle. Still, not too bad of a start for a possible DCU, I did enjoy it, much better than Returns.


    A lot of IHOP product placement, though. That was weird.

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  37. The Aristocrats?

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  38. Heh, I feel pretty much the same way. And, yeah, who knew IHOP had that much cash to spend in advertising.

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  39. 'He's talking about how sexy he is with that exaggerated Vince McMahon voice, like he's about to blow a load in his pants'.


    I can totally picture that. With a ton of enthusiasm, while wearing a neon blue sport coat

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  40. Your_Favourite_AssholeJune 15, 2013 at 4:21 PM

    lol at anyone taking this email seriously

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  41. I don't know about Vince, but anyone who would watch three hours of male ass is probably gay.

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  42. Lombardi is gay? This is news to me.

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  43. We watch half-naked sweaty men roll around on a mat for 8 hours a week. Does that make us fans gay?

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  44. Yeah and even if we were gay does the fact we watch wrestling mean we want to bang the wrestlers? Can't a gay man watch Cody Rhodes Vs Alberto Del Rio without getting a raging hard on?

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  45. I just love the term "Mild Parody".

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  46. Speaking of hits, do you think the the suspensions in the brawl were justified?

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  47. "I just got finished watching a 3-hour custom made compilation video of all the Kiss My Ass segments + buttshots"



    ...um, and you're questioning Vince?

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  48. Bret-Shawn-Vince the inside story is it was a love story gone bad.

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  49. I heard Ryan Murphy was gay. Just look at the Evidence.

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  50. The Glee guy? He's been a gay rights advocate for years and is very open about it. :D

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  51. I've heard it tossed around before, that he's a closet case, but people dispute it. He did have a really beardish wife that he didn't even supposedly live with, and you don't hear much about him dating anyone (besides a fake sounding Scarlett Johansson rumor). Plus he's a Samoan from Hawaii.

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  52. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryJune 15, 2013 at 5:54 PM

    I think KENNEDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY should have been suspended long enough to miss 2 gms because he clearly head-hunted TWO players, but other than that, I was fine. Actually surprised JP Howell didn't get more after trying to dump Turner Ward over the top rope/photographer railing.




    .....KEN-NAH-DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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  53. I'm suprised the Dodgers and Giants haven't gotten into a scrum yet. I suppose it's only a matter of time before they get into it with the Rockies.

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  54. You mean you all don't get hard watching this stuff also?

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  55. Gay? Probably not. But anyone doubting his homoerotic tendencies need look no further than this....
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbsRtuoIDSc

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  56. Huh. I did always wonder why the Rock hasn't been connected to more Hollywood starlet types. He's living in a "pie" buffet now...you'd think the tabloids, TMZ would be all over his personal life.

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  57. Scream09_HartKillerJune 15, 2013 at 6:28 PM

    Also, him and his wife divorced and remained good friends. She's still his manager. That's very amicable for a celebrity divorce. Maybe it was as simple as "The Rock's gotta be honest with you. The Rock is a homosexual. The Rock's took the people's penis, turned it sideways, it stuck it straight up his candy ass. The Rock didn't mean to hurt you, The Rock would love to stay friends."

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  58. I would doubt it. I mean, can a straight man watch, say, Mickey James vs. Taryn Terrell without being somewhat aroused?

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  59. I'm shocked Vince hasn't hired an openly gay wrestler and pushed him as such to garner main stream attention.

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  60. Goldust was almost there.

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  61. VINCE IS FEARLESS. HE'LL DO ANYTHING AND ANYONE... TWICE!

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  62. GREAT POST. ****

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  63. ....................................*turns off computer and walks away*

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  64. How'd you type that!?

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  65. I've always had the feeling that their marriage is more of a business relationship for a long time.

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  66. Plus, he's an actor and he can sing quite well.

    The Rock and Hugh Jackman, a coupla faeries.

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  67. You'd think being raped by one would make you wanna fuck the other.

    Fuckin' women, not raping more.

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  68. More like Cock of Steel.

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  69. I'm straight and I can't do it.

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  70. The same sort of person who watches WWE programming.

    It's all a big, gay conspiracy.

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  71. Ironic downvoting?

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  72. when I was 12 and at a RAW I had a huge "Vince is Gay" sign fwiw.

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  73. lenny lane and lodi were classic in wcw!

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  74. Billy and Chuck earned GLAAD accolades until the angle fell flat.

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  75. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryJune 15, 2013 at 7:25 PM

    Stacy. Definitely Stacy.

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  76. The "kiss my ass" stuff doesn't seem that out of place to a man who made it look like he pissed himself in front of a live TV audience to get an angle over.

    Or got smacked in the head with a bedpan to get an angle over.

    Or allowed himself to have "feces" dumped on him to get an angle over.

    Either Vince just has no problem humiliating himself to make money, or he's got some strange fetishes.

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  77. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryJune 15, 2013 at 7:26 PM

    Well, considering the rumored angle of him fathering Steph's baby....WEIRD FUCKING FETISHES it is.

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  78. "He told me, with jizz in his eyes, that it was the greatest cumshot he'd ever seen."

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  79. Vince has even admitted to not being faithful to Linda in the relationship. The fact that Linda hasn't divorced him and taken a shitload of Vince's money blows my mind.

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  80. *same person who texted Nash*

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  81. I'm actually talking about a real life homosexual, i.e. here's James Apollo (black tights, black boots) by the way he's gay. The gimmick wouldn't be that he is gay per say, But it would.

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  82. Didn't he give WBF the gimmick name of "Dutch Oven"?

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  83. So you're saying he wasn't acting in Be Cool?

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  84. It would work if it was a woman.

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  85. "HHH's moneyshot wouldn't make my top 1000" - Bret Hart

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  86. Or studying to be a proctologist.

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  87. I heard rumors of the Brawler and Sgt.com Slaughter..but I was like, "whatever".

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  88. Well, I'm convinced.

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  89. "WRING THE FUCKING BALLS!"

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  90. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFZj6Fnq4G4

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  91. Doesn't look good when you have political ambitions.

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  92. Scream09_HartKillerJune 15, 2013 at 9:29 PM

    "I've been screwed by Shawn Michaels, the boy toy, I've been screwed by Vince McMahon...."

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  93. Scream09_HartKillerJune 15, 2013 at 9:37 PM

    Get on your knees and give me 20 minutes...and that's....an order!

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  94. Scream09_HartKillerJune 15, 2013 at 9:40 PM

    Wasn't the rumor that Jackie's continued employment was because she was one of Vince's regulars? I'd say Sable is very likely.

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  95. Probably London and Kendrick. They brought up the bear skin rug a bunch in of their shoot interviews.

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  96. I think the Jackie rumor is that was how she kept ending up wherever Jarrett went. She was supposedly on the side with him since Memphis in the '80s.

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  97. I'm better than you

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  98. It seems like that gimmick idea (the gay, so what? character) gets bounced around a lot. I guess Joey Ryan did that on that Wrestling Retribution Project thing they filmed and did nothing with. I dunno how it came across.

    I remember once on 411 someone, Jay Bower I think, wanted them to atone for the Billy & Chuck thing by making Cena gay. This was when he was still in the bicycle shorts. Imagine todays wrestling landscape if John Cena had been a blown off gay gimmick.

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  99. I still want to know if Elmore Leonard actually wrote that character with Rock in mind. He's described just like him in the original book, right down to the raised eyebrow gimmick.

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  100. No I'm fairly sure he's out and proud, I dunno where to source that its just something I've heard for so long

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  101. Reading through this thread is hilarious... email like this really cause everyone on the blog to bring their A game.

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  102. Hasn't everyone experimented at least once? I mean, isn't that what college is all about? Exploration and experimentation? I once did it with a stuffed animal, dude. Nothing wrong with being gay. Oh, and you might want to reconsider before watching that 3 hour follow up compilation: The Shirtless Indy Fed.

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  103. After a few glasses of wine, in Kevin Nash's You Shoot, he spills the beans. I mean if you can't trust Nash...

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  104. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GMZjkNW5b8



    Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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  105. Having Vince as her husband doesn't exactly do her many favors either. She should just pull out of trying to be a state senator, it isn't going to work.

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  106. Ass Man by Billy Gunn



    I'm an ass man

    Yeah I'm an ass man (Yeah!)



    I love to love 'em

    I love to kick 'em

    I love to shove 'em

    I love to stick 'em

    Love to flaunt 'em

    I love to watch 'em

    I love to pick 'em

    And I'm gonna kick 'em



    'Cause I'm an Ass Man

    Yeah, I'm an Ass man

    Yes I'm an Ass man (OH!)

    I'm an Ass Man



    So many asses, so little time

    Only a tight one, can stop me on the dime

    I'm a lover, of every kind

    The best surprises always sneak up from behind



    I'm an Ass man

    Yeah; I'm an Ass man

    Yes I'm an Ass man (OH!)

    I'm an Ass Man



    Buns of glory,

    Buns of steel

    Your lies won't give away the truth of how I feel



    You walk behind me,

    I feel the heat.

    That's why the girls don't walk behind me down the street



    I'm an Ass man

    Yeah; I'm an Ass man

    Yes I'm an Ass man (OH!)



    I love to love 'em

    I love to kick 'em

    I love to shove 'em

    I love to stick 'em

    Love to flaunt 'em

    I love to watch 'em

    I love to pick 'em

    And I'm gonna kick 'em



    I'm an Ass man

    Yeah; I'm an Ass man

    Yes I'm an Ass man (OH!)

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  107. We have confirmation!

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  108. With those two Adonises?? Surely you jest.

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  109. For what it's worth, Rock has a girlfriend at the moment. She was at Mania

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  110. Oh definitely, but having a divorce on top of the McMahon stigma isn't much better.

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  111. Evidence! Valuable evidence!

    http://i26.tinypic.com/2hrj0pk.gif

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  112. "Pat Patterson was also working for Vince for many years and we all know his deal."

    Yeah, I can't imagine a homosexual getting a job unless the employer was "totes gay" am I right?

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  113. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryJune 16, 2013 at 3:07 AM

    That comment was 1000x better reading it in the voice of Statler and Waldorf.

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  114. Throw Brad Maddox in the mix as special guest referee and we got serious problems. BONER CITY

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  115. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgu7djuloZs

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  116. Lol I'd say there something wrong with it!

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  117. No Chris.....I'd guess that's just you! (Dude....you tickled Elmo????)

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  118. Well, look what happens when an athlete in any other sport publicly comes out. It shouldn't matter, but it does to the media.

    I know WWE are publicity whores, but imagine how they'd handle it with their inimitable lack of subtlety.

    GLAAD would jam their cock so far up their asses...

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  119. I think everyone is missing the point, I mean hire someone who is gay in real life, and have him be the "gay wrestler", maybe get a decent midcard push. If played right that would garner a lot of media attention. A perfect example would have been Kanyon (RIP) .

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  120. I remember that.

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  121. Scream09_HartKillerJune 16, 2013 at 8:36 AM

    If Vince banged Stacy we'd have gotten...

    "Did You Know?.....Vince McMahon had sex with Stacy Keibler long before George Clooney."

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  122. Scream09_HartKillerJune 16, 2013 at 8:37 AM

    If anything I'd think divorcing Vince McMahon would show the type of common sense voters want in a candidate.

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  123. AverageJoeEverymanJune 16, 2013 at 9:06 AM

    Yeah, that's exactly what I thought as well. Who the hell would make such a thing.

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  124. I'm not sure social conservatives approve of divorce, period. But I'm not american, so I wouldn't know

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  125. Oh, so all this time he's been saying 'genetic Jack HUMPER'. Now it all falls into place.

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  126. nobody knows about the "bearskin rug?"


    yeah vince is gay.

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  127. He's also kept James Dudley employed since forever. Is that evidence that he's black, too?

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  128. Yknow, I don't hear much about gay wrestlers anymore. I dunno of anyone who's openly gay these days besides Cheerleader Melissa.

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  129. I love how everyone thinks I'm serious.

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  130. Exactly. That being said, I'm looking forward to the half naked sweaty men rolling around on the ground together on this DVD, then 3 more hours of it on PPV tonight, and maybe 3 more hours of it tomorrow if the PPV is any good.

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  131. Does anyone actually think wrestling crowds *won't* immediately hate him just because he's gay?

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  132. Judging by the placement of his hands and the width of his mouth, Vince has a long, narrow cock. But he wasn't lying when he talked about his gigantic grapefruits.

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  133. One of the rules of the Blog O' Doom should be no one takes themselves seriously.

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  134. "I'm an ass man."

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  135. depends on the portrayal of that character and what crowd (= which city, etc.?) we are talking about.

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  136. that one is not a rumor. Stephanie talks about it on the "McMahon" dvd (fun fact: after shooting down the idea of Vince being the father of her baby, the next proposal was for it to be Shane).

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  137. I'm a gay man, and it's incredibly rare that I get any kind of sexual fantasies involving pro wrestlers. At least since Spanky disappeared.

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  138. It's actually a "bareskin rug".

    He pays a twink to lay down naked with his mouth open, right next to the fireplace.

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  139. I agree.....that being said....a stuffed animal???? In the words of the Rock "You sick fffreak!" Lol

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  140. LOLOL....you're putting a lot of analysis into this...

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  141. Melissa's openly gay? I mean...there are rumors. And pictures of her at Pride parades, but I'm pretty sure nothing has been confirmed.

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  142. I love how he admits to having watched 3 hours of butt shots and then wonders if Vince is Gay. Classic.

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