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Monday Night Open Mic

By Corey
Oh yeah, like anyone is going to be watching RAW with it going head-to-head with Heat-Pacers Game 7. But regardless of what you decide to watch the rules remain the same so come out swinging and keep it clean!

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  1. TenGermansJune 3, 2013 at 4:34 PM

    So how about that Pens-Bruins game?

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  2. zanadudeJune 3, 2013 at 4:38 PM

    Maybe they will rebook Cena vs Ryback as a Five Stages of Intense Discomfort match.

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  3. kbjoneJune 3, 2013 at 4:38 PM

    Yeah, I'll be watching that too. If I was a betting man, however, I'd bet everything but my life (yes, including my first-born) on the Heat winning. Straight-up, or ref-aided... I don't think Stern and Friends want any part of San Antonio-Detroit.

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  4. TenGermansJune 3, 2013 at 4:39 PM

    Well, I think they're safe since the Heat are playing Indiana.

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  5. Brian MacLeodJune 3, 2013 at 4:39 PM

    Raw's gonna be my third string choice tonight behind Game 7 and Bruins/Pens.

    Anyone out there think the Pacers have a shot tonight? Because I don't...

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  6. kbjoneJune 3, 2013 at 4:39 PM

    Fixed. San-Antonio/Detroit is WHY Stern'll rig tonight.

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  7. CulturebUllyJune 3, 2013 at 4:40 PM

    Who's going to fall asleep at ringside/wander off during their match with Curtis Axel tonight? My guess is Randy Orton

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  8. kbjoneJune 3, 2013 at 4:41 PM

    Nah, he's gotta be protected. Jericho?

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  9. zanadudeJune 3, 2013 at 4:44 PM

    I might take that bet, depending on the age and gender of your first born.

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  10. Brian_BaylessJune 3, 2013 at 4:45 PM

    Heat will kill them but I'm still rooting for the Pacers.

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  11. CulturebUllyJune 3, 2013 at 4:45 PM

    He will be though because it won't be a clean loss, same as cena/hhh

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  12. kbjoneJune 3, 2013 at 4:47 PM

    Considering there isn't one yet... fool's bet?

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  13. cultstatusJune 3, 2013 at 4:51 PM

    Go Pens.

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  14. The FujJune 3, 2013 at 4:54 PM

    The NBA is fixed...
    Wrestling is pre-determined...


    The only real sport left is Soccer.

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  15. JohnPetukaJune 3, 2013 at 4:54 PM

    I fear the worst. I'm of the opinion that trying to draw phantom fouls is cheating, and I don't get why the most gifted player in the game feels the need to cheat on a consistent basis. I see James flopping and getting calls. I see Wade and Chalmers hitting the ground after every drive and getting about half those calls (Wade is the absolute worst...he falls down at least a half dozen times per game despite there being zero contact). I fear Game 3 of the 2006 Finals or Game 6 of the 2002 West Finals happening.



    With that being said, the Heat will win legitimately if Bosh, Chalmers, or Allen knock down multiple 3's. James is carrying such a big load that all he needs is one other guy to step up. It's no longer the Big Three. It's James and his supporting cast.

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  16. Aric JohnsonJune 3, 2013 at 4:56 PM

    Basketball sucks.

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  17. Dougie2876June 3, 2013 at 4:58 PM

    Basketball is easily the worst sport in the history of earth.

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  18. JohnPetukaJune 3, 2013 at 4:58 PM

    Don't know what to think of that one. Game 1 went the complete opposite of my expectations. How in the hell did the Pens get outhustled and outplayed last time?



    But I'm only switching over if the NBA has a blowout. Blackhawks have righted the ship, and that's all I care about.

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  19. kbjoneJune 3, 2013 at 4:59 PM

    Mini-threadjack:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciecwNGhN80

    At 23:07, poor guy gets German Suplexed into the old D-Von Twitch of Doom.

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  20. zanadudeJune 3, 2013 at 5:01 PM

    Worse than baseball??

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  21. The FujJune 3, 2013 at 5:01 PM

    Cricket?

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  22. zanadudeJune 3, 2013 at 5:02 PM

    You mean football.

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  23. JohnPetukaJune 3, 2013 at 5:02 PM

    Cycling?

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  24. The FujJune 3, 2013 at 5:03 PM

    Exercising isnt a sport Kenny Powers said so.

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  25. zanadudeJune 3, 2013 at 5:03 PM

    Quite. I will just root for LeBron to suck it without anything at stake.

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  26. The FujJune 3, 2013 at 5:04 PM

    IM 'Murican...


    Football is Football


    Soccer is Soccer.


    Commie.

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  27. JohnPetukaJune 3, 2013 at 5:05 PM

    U-S-A. U-S-A. U-S-A.

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  28. ARRRRGHJune 3, 2013 at 5:06 PM

    But if I don't watch Raw, I might miss Curtis Axel!

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  29. The FujJune 3, 2013 at 5:07 PM

    Since we thread-jackin:


    ANybody excited to see The Superman movie... cuz Im not.


    I dont wanna see Superman doing a "Batman" impression cuz thats the feelings im gettin when seeing trailers.

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  30. zanadudeJune 3, 2013 at 5:10 PM

    Back in the height of the Attitude Era Monday Night War, would you have considered skipping wrestling for any other programming?

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  31. LSciscoJune 3, 2013 at 5:12 PM

    I hope that the Pens wins the series because if the Bruins win the whole thing it is going to make me sick as a Leafs fan.

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  32. zanadudeJune 3, 2013 at 5:13 PM

    But you can't have violence against women anymore.

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  33. cultstatusJune 3, 2013 at 5:13 PM

    It looks amazing. How do you get Batman from watching those trailers?

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  34. YJ2310June 3, 2013 at 5:14 PM

    It looks a lot better than Superman Returns did. Better casting and General Zod, yeah, Im in....

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  35. YJ2310June 3, 2013 at 5:15 PM

    How about letting them do a freestyle battle. Id love to hear Ryback attempt it....

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  36. The FujJune 3, 2013 at 5:17 PM

    just the cinematography from the trailers. Nolan doing the Batman movies and Synders way of doing movies, I just see a lot of Batman-isms.


    Im not seeing a happy Superman. Im seeing a brooding Superman

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  37. The FujJune 3, 2013 at 5:18 PM

    Prometheus looked amazing too... im just saying.

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  38. aaronmantonJune 3, 2013 at 5:18 PM

    The star power was with WWE. LeBron is Steve Austin on steroids.

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  39. pikJune 3, 2013 at 5:18 PM

    Pacers are gonna win....at least thats what i keep telling myself..george hill and nut job lance stephenson gotta show up 2night to make it happen

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  40. cultstatusJune 3, 2013 at 5:19 PM

    Every trailer so far as been upbeat and been about hope. It couldn't be further away from Batman.

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  41. zanadudeJune 3, 2013 at 5:19 PM

    They have to have the dance challenge first, then the arm wrestling, bench press, and pushup challenges before they get to the contract signing that leads into freestylin'.

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  42. cultstatusJune 3, 2013 at 5:19 PM

    I liked Prometheus, so you're barking up the wrong tree on that one.

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  43. YJ2310June 3, 2013 at 5:20 PM

    Odd not to see any mention or appearance of Clark Kent. No Superman flick is ever going to measure up to the Reeve ones, just hope this one is entertaining.

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  44. The FujJune 3, 2013 at 5:20 PM

    never.

    Nitro was appt TV until 99.



    But at the same time, Basketball was in a severe ratings drought post Michael Jordan.

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  45. YJ2310June 3, 2013 at 5:21 PM

    Probably be an improvement over what we have been getting of late....

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  46. The FujJune 3, 2013 at 5:22 PM

    I loved Prometheus until they landed on the planet and then it went to the shitter.


    Still the most visual stunning movie i have ever seen in my life.

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  47. Brian MacLeodJune 3, 2013 at 5:22 PM

    At least Joey Crawford, or any referee that I've heard of, for that matter, is calling the game. But, I agree with you...the odds are certainly stacked against Indiana.

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  48. YJ2310June 3, 2013 at 5:22 PM

    Axel/HHH II tonight!

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  49. Brian MacLeodJune 3, 2013 at 5:24 PM

    Likewise, but the Heat SHOULD win. They have the best player, home court, and the Hibbert distraction all working in their favor...

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  50. Aric JohnsonJune 3, 2013 at 5:25 PM

    Only during football season.

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  51. CulturebUllyJune 3, 2013 at 5:25 PM

    This time someone's gonna spike HHH's water bottle with LSD and he'll trip his balls off like i legit though he was last time

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  52. cultstatusJune 3, 2013 at 5:26 PM

    I have a feeling there is a director's cut lying around somewhere that really improves it. Even the handful of deleted scenes on the blu ray would have made it a better movie.

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  53. Aric JohnsonJune 3, 2013 at 5:27 PM

    You're forgetting the pose-down!

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  54. YJ2310June 3, 2013 at 5:28 PM

    Nah, Lesnar will do a run in so Axel gets the win and we get Lesnar/HHH IV!



    This time it will be Lesnar/Sable vs HHH/Steph at SummerSlam!

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  55. Aric JohnsonJune 3, 2013 at 5:28 PM

    Meh, I kinda hope they win. Gives us the whole "it took the CHAMPS to beat us" angle.

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  56. JohnPetukaJune 3, 2013 at 5:29 PM

    I think I'm with you on this one. But I loved Christopher Reeve's interpretation of Clark Kent probably more than a human being should have, so I have a definite loyalty to the older films. I definitely see a darker mood being presented in the trailers and I am afraid they are going to miss the true conflict and romance of the character (much like the folks keep on doing with the Incredible Hulk).


    And I really wish they would have let Viggo Mortensen play Zod. Zod needs to be a little bit older and a little quirkier.

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  57. kbjoneJune 3, 2013 at 5:30 PM

    Only if we get the return of Gene Snitsky.

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  58. YJ2310June 3, 2013 at 5:32 PM

    I think they got the casting right with Shannon as Zod. I think the entire think is better cast than Superman Returns was. Spacey was good, the rest were kinda meh. I probably wouldve went with Bill Murray as Lex Luthor though....

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  59. cultstatusJune 3, 2013 at 5:32 PM

    It's impossible to be more quirkier than Michael Shannon.

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  60. White ThunderJune 3, 2013 at 5:34 PM

    LeBron is no doubt the biggest star on TV this Monday night. Actually the Heat have more colorful and interesting characters that WWE right now. Can't wait to see Birdman.

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  61. zanadudeJune 3, 2013 at 5:35 PM

    If that happens, it's YOUR fault!

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  62. ARRRRGHJune 3, 2013 at 5:35 PM

    I thought you were joking. Yeech

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  63. kbjoneJune 3, 2013 at 5:36 PM

    I would accept all responsibility. One less Spawn of Steph/Sable is never a bad thing.

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  64. YJ2310June 3, 2013 at 5:37 PM

    Axel still has to pass the initiation .....

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  65. YJ2310June 3, 2013 at 5:37 PM

    Snitsky punting that baby still an all time favorite highlight for me....

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  66. ARRRRGHJune 3, 2013 at 5:40 PM

    Nah, I'm guessing Trips has to "die" again because it didn't get the proper reaction the first time or the second time, or the third time...

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  67. YJ2310June 3, 2013 at 5:42 PM

    Trips might want to move over to Smackdown so that proper reaction can be added in at a later date....

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  68. Dougie2876June 3, 2013 at 5:43 PM

    Baseball is the best sport.

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  69. Dougie2876June 3, 2013 at 5:43 PM

    Much worse than cricket.

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  70. JohnPetukaJune 3, 2013 at 5:44 PM

    Kate Bosworth was quite possibly the worst choice for Lois Lane I could think of. Brandon Routh did a nice tribute to Christopher Reeve, but really wasn't playing his own character. Almost everything about that movie felt wrong.

    Amy Adams is sublime choice for Lois. Cavill could be a good choice too (even though I was leaning more towards Tom Welling being rewarded or that dude from White Collar). Costner, Diane Lane, Crowe, Fishburne, Meloni--all awesome casting choices.

    I would still prefer Viggo, though.

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  71. Philippe TcaJune 3, 2013 at 5:48 PM

    Spacey was good but there's only so much you can do if the evil plan you have is "Control ALL the real estates!"

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  72. Brian NielsenJune 3, 2013 at 5:48 PM

    Mayweather dropping 5.9 Mil on Heat -7. Now I will be SCREAMING for the Pacers.


    If nothing else, be funny to see if Vince struts to the ring at 8:30 to even try a counter.

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  73. YJ2310June 3, 2013 at 5:48 PM

    Bosworth had to be taking care of somebody to get cast in that role. There has to be at least a billion better choices.



    I do agree about Routh too, I didnt hate the kid but he seemed to be doing a Reeve impersonation rather than making it his own...

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  74. Philippe TcaJune 3, 2013 at 5:50 PM

    Improves how? The world's best biologist went in a cave and said. "Hey. This thing looks like a cobra and acts like a cobra. I should play with it!" There's no directors cut that improves that. Maybe a fan cut where you cut it down to an hour.

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  75. VintageGamerJune 3, 2013 at 5:52 PM

    I can't wait for HHH to completely kill the guy within an inch of his life and leave him a bloody mess, leading to a DQ and the announcers crowing "AXEL'S 3-0!!! FUTURE HALL OF FAMER!!!"

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  76. Philippe TcaJune 3, 2013 at 5:53 PM

    Anderson has to bring some energy as well and not get stupid.

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  77. YJ2310June 3, 2013 at 5:53 PM

    Axel on his way to being a future IC Champ!!

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  78. cultstatusJune 3, 2013 at 5:54 PM

    They were high. And there was a deleted scene where they discover a smaller version of that he touches it and nothing bad happens.

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  79. DrFactsJune 3, 2013 at 5:56 PM

    im watching starrcade 96

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  80. Brian_BaylessJune 3, 2013 at 5:56 PM

    Axel = switching over to the playoffs

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  81. JohnPetukaJune 3, 2013 at 5:58 PM

    Spoiler alert: Piper and Hogan is NOT for the title, but they don't let you know until the end. TWIST ENDING!

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  82. The FujJune 3, 2013 at 5:59 PM

    the best sport to goto sleep to.

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  83. LSciscoJune 3, 2013 at 6:01 PM

    I remember when I was a kid that I thought a lumberjack match was a great stipulation (Duggan-Michaels, Sid-Diesel), but nowadays it's like "really?"

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  84. Aric JohnsonJune 3, 2013 at 6:02 PM

    Ooh, it's expensive Hollywood voice-over guy again.


    Money well spent, I'm sure.

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  85. 303BathroomGuyJune 3, 2013 at 6:02 PM

    With these recap openings you'd think WWE would be interested in telling cohesive stories. Sigh.

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  86. BTMailmanJune 3, 2013 at 6:03 PM

    Oh great.. Stephanie. Dixie's hotter.

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  87. LSciscoJune 3, 2013 at 6:03 PM

    So, Steph is going to be the counter for Heat-Pacers?

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  88. Jason Jeffrey BallJune 3, 2013 at 6:03 PM

    IT'S NOT MY FAULT!

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  89. cabspaintedyellowJune 3, 2013 at 6:03 PM

    Who does Stephanie think she is? Wade Barrett?

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  90. CinamericaJasonJune 3, 2013 at 6:03 PM

    Tonight's Raw is just going to be Steph doing a 3-hour Be a Star seminar.

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  91. 303BathroomGuyJune 3, 2013 at 6:03 PM

    Has Curtis Axel really been bragging the last fewNO AS I TYPE THIS STEPHANIE MCKRAKEN HAS APPEARED. God. This isn't the way to set the tone.

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  92. nebb28June 3, 2013 at 6:04 PM

    Figured I'll break after a month of mostly ignoring of this product (aside from scrolling through the BOD recaps/comments), turn on Raw... and it's fucking Stephanie McMahon on the screen?

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  93. The FujJune 3, 2013 at 6:04 PM

    HHH looks like Kane sans mask

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  94. Duck LincolnJune 3, 2013 at 6:04 PM

    Paul Heyman better prepare for a bullying.

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  95. LSciscoJune 3, 2013 at 6:04 PM

    That would be fine if Daniel Bryan got to do the skits.

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  96. Aric JohnsonJune 3, 2013 at 6:04 PM

    Muted.

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  97. 303BathroomGuyJune 3, 2013 at 6:04 PM

    Pretty sure Steph does the voiceovers for the recaps. Sounds about right.

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  98. cabspaintedyellowJune 3, 2013 at 6:05 PM

    Chynephanie with compete in his place, and go over.

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  99. YJ2310June 3, 2013 at 6:05 PM

    Told ya we are heading towards HHH/Steph vs Lesnar/Sable....

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  100. Mr.SnrubJune 3, 2013 at 6:05 PM

    Executive Decision? Isn't HHH the CEO? How can you outrank the CEO?

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  101. LSciscoJune 3, 2013 at 6:05 PM

    Wow, Triple H can't wrestle because his wife won't let him! Definitely an American badass!

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  102. 303BathroomGuyJune 3, 2013 at 6:05 PM

    Wow. Burial.

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  103. CAPS LOCK MANJune 3, 2013 at 6:05 PM

    HHH GONNA BURY HIS WIFE IN 3...2....

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  104. cabspaintedyellowJune 3, 2013 at 6:05 PM

    Neither is anything else your company does, Steph.

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  105. JohnPetukaJune 3, 2013 at 6:05 PM

    "No, HHH, please don't fight." I am the game, the king of kings, the last warrior, the champion, man of all men... I must fight because I am the baddest ass to ever badded

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  106. BTMailmanJune 3, 2013 at 6:05 PM

    And here comes Dear Ol' Daddy.

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  107. nebb28June 3, 2013 at 6:05 PM

    Maybe they created a new position to outrank him and put Stephanie in there? It's all about the STORY!

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  108. YJ2310June 3, 2013 at 6:05 PM

    Now they are stealing storylines from Rocky V?!

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  109. The FujJune 3, 2013 at 6:06 PM

    YOU ASS!

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  110. LSciscoJune 3, 2013 at 6:06 PM

    In fairness, Vince probably just saw it last night.

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  111. nebb28June 3, 2013 at 6:06 PM

    YES! TWO McMahons! Because one wasn't exciting enough.


    Can we get Linda and Aurora too? That'll have people turning off the Heat/Pacers game in seconds.

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  112. LSciscoJune 3, 2013 at 6:06 PM

    Vince looks MUCH better than last time I saw him.

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  113. 303BathroomGuyJune 3, 2013 at 6:07 PM

    Vince looks like Barry Egan.

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  114. cabspaintedyellowJune 3, 2013 at 6:07 PM

    Bright blue suit? Please tell me this is leading to a stint in the commentary booth.

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  115. jvc113June 3, 2013 at 6:07 PM

    They're concerned about ratings, so their first thought is to fill the opening segment with McMahons...

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  116. nebb28June 3, 2013 at 6:07 PM

    They're not booing her, they're saying Boo-urns!

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  117. LSciscoJune 3, 2013 at 6:07 PM

    Eh, needs to bring back the "RAW is War" jacket.

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  118. Mr.SnrubJune 3, 2013 at 6:07 PM

    It's all in the hair!

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  119. YJ2310June 3, 2013 at 6:07 PM

    Jesse and Vince back in the booth could elevate the product so much...

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  120. The FujJune 3, 2013 at 6:07 PM

    Steph turns heel and buries Axel in one promo.


    she is a genius!

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  121. jvc113June 3, 2013 at 6:07 PM

    "HHH was unable to finish..."


    is that a normal thing Stephanie, that HHH is unable to finish?

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  122. YJ2310June 3, 2013 at 6:08 PM

    Great point...

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  123. JohnPetukaJune 3, 2013 at 6:08 PM

    Ooh, let's have a contest to see who loves and appreciates HHH the most!!!!

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  124. LSciscoJune 3, 2013 at 6:08 PM

    Yeah, although when they did commentary for the RAW main event a few years ago it didn't seem like Vince was into it. Still, a half ass Vince effort + Jesse was better than what they serve us on a regular basis.

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  125. DrFactsJune 3, 2013 at 6:08 PM

    DAMNIT!!!!

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  126. ARRRRGHJune 3, 2013 at 6:08 PM

    They lost me at the start of the first segment. That might be a record.

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  127. cabspaintedyellowJune 3, 2013 at 6:08 PM

    "What, SO YOU CAN SHOOT A GUY as long as it's outside the ring?!"


    I know, it was Jesse and Tony, but dammit, The Body was on fire.

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  128. CinamericaJasonJune 3, 2013 at 6:08 PM

    If Vince actually knew what TNA was, I'd say he's trying to outdo the Hogan family nepotism.

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  129. jvc113June 3, 2013 at 6:08 PM

    Doesnt' Vince look old and haggard? Or is that just HD betraying him.

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  130. YJ2310June 3, 2013 at 6:09 PM

    HHH getting the right crowd tonight, It would be funny if he competes and still doesnt get the crowd reaction he wants....

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  131. CAPS LOCK MANJune 3, 2013 at 6:09 PM

    THIS PROMO IS LIKE WHEN THE PRODUCER CHANGED THE ENDING OF POLICE COPS TO MOCK HOMER.

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  132. Duck LincolnJune 3, 2013 at 6:09 PM

    "its not a blood sport." Not these days.

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  133. YJ2310June 3, 2013 at 6:09 PM

    Nah, he is old and haggard...

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  134. The FujJune 3, 2013 at 6:09 PM

    vince dies his hair lolololol.

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  135. LSciscoJune 3, 2013 at 6:09 PM

    So, this is a "WWE is PG NOW!" promo?

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  136. cabspaintedyellowJune 3, 2013 at 6:09 PM

    This segment badly needs a "Fuck Your Couch" chant. No reason, really.

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  137. CulturebUllyJune 3, 2013 at 6:10 PM

    Kofi Kingston just marked out

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  138. Aric JohnsonJune 3, 2013 at 6:10 PM

    Shield face turn in 5...4...3...

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  139. 303BathroomGuyJune 3, 2013 at 6:10 PM

    This almost feels meta. They are pushing Triple H super-hard. Also acknowledging the family product. Vince and Steph are crapping on fan desires. They're calling Curtis Axel "beneath Triple H." Strange opening.

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  140. CAPS LOCK MANJune 3, 2013 at 6:10 PM

    KILL THEM ALL

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  141. cultstatusJune 3, 2013 at 6:10 PM

    Sounds like I'm missing a train wreck.

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  142. JohnPetukaJune 3, 2013 at 6:10 PM

    I NEVER get sick of this entrance

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  143. The FujJune 3, 2013 at 6:10 PM

    Steph came out to crickets compared to vince...


    No heat in that vagina

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  144. cabspaintedyellowJune 3, 2013 at 6:10 PM

    HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO WIFE

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  145. PeteZahutJune 3, 2013 at 6:10 PM

    Man WWE is getting bad. At least TNA doesn't have a family that shoves themselves down your throats.

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  146. YJ2310June 3, 2013 at 6:10 PM

    Jesse with Hornswoggle and Khali would be an improvement on Cole and Company....

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  147. nebb28June 3, 2013 at 6:10 PM

    If this leads to a triple powerbomb on either/both of them, I'll stop bitching about the product for tonight, AND buy the PPV.

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  148. CAPS LOCK MANJune 3, 2013 at 6:11 PM

    WHAT THE FUCK? COMMERCIAL? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

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  149. 303BathroomGuyJune 3, 2013 at 6:11 PM

    OMG such a dire and urgent situation that we have time for a commercial break.

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  150. WitlonJune 3, 2013 at 6:11 PM

    Well, that was a greatly timed adbreak.

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  151. ProjectBlueJune 3, 2013 at 6:11 PM

    Any one have Vince and Stephanie in the "first to squash the shield" pool?

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  152. CinamericaJasonJune 3, 2013 at 6:11 PM

    I can't wait for Shield vs. Vince/Steph/HHH at SummerSlam for all the titles.

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  153. jvc113June 3, 2013 at 6:11 PM

    How much of Vince's crazy old man act is "an act?"

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  154. YJ2310June 3, 2013 at 6:11 PM

    Quick, get the APP!!!

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  155. PeteZahutJune 3, 2013 at 6:11 PM

    I have Triple H at 2-1 odds that he beats all 3 in under 5 minutes.

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  156. cabspaintedyellowJune 3, 2013 at 6:11 PM

    This is the best double-turn segment they've booked since WM13.


    The McMahons ARE the heels...right?

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  157. Brian_BaylessJune 3, 2013 at 6:12 PM

    Just about sums this up

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  158. CulturebUllyJune 3, 2013 at 6:12 PM

    WTF is happening during the break? Do they just stand around till it gets back? I need the download the WWE APP!

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  159. PeteZahutJune 3, 2013 at 6:12 PM

    already have it on my ps3, iphone, ipod, xbox, bathroom kindle fire

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  160. JohnPetukaJune 3, 2013 at 6:12 PM

    When we come back from commercial, the Shield will be laid out, HHH will be standing tall, and he will then stick his tongue down his wife's throat because he is the king of kings, the ultimate man, the champion of champions... and we must try to love him as much as the McMahons said they did five minutes ago.

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  161. LSciscoJune 3, 2013 at 6:12 PM

    I forgot to post that we need to have a new contest on how many times the APP gets mentioned, pushed, advertised, etc. during the show.

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  162. cabspaintedyellowJune 3, 2013 at 6:13 PM

    I'm stoked for The Shield, but I would have loved it if Brock had come out and given Steph the ol' Browser Refresh (in SK parlance).

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  163. kbjoneJune 3, 2013 at 6:13 PM

    1-0 Bruins. That didn't take long.

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  164. YJ2310June 3, 2013 at 6:13 PM

    Meanwhile Curtis Axel is an afterthought.....

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  165. JohnPetukaJune 3, 2013 at 6:13 PM

    lol. Nice

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  166. kbjoneJune 3, 2013 at 6:13 PM

    Ooh... I'll call that one a Push.

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  167. CAPS LOCK MANJune 3, 2013 at 6:13 PM

    MCMAHONS JUST WALKED OUT. TEAM HELL NO AND ORTON ARE COMING

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  168. cultstatusJune 3, 2013 at 6:13 PM

    Even by kayfab WWE canon, HHH/Steph/Vince are 3 of the most evil people in company history. And these are the babyfaces?

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  169. LSciscoJune 3, 2013 at 6:13 PM

    ROFL. They made a SEQUEL to 12 Rounds?

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  170. YJ2310June 3, 2013 at 6:14 PM

    Im still trying to figure out how to download the APP, Im hoping they show how to download it again.....

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  171. cabspaintedyellowJune 3, 2013 at 6:14 PM

    I really thought they were going to say Curtis Axel is beneath HHH.

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  172. 303BathroomGuyJune 3, 2013 at 6:14 PM

    So...no follow up there?

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  173. CinamericaJasonJune 3, 2013 at 6:14 PM

    So Cole just told me that essentially nothing happened on the app - why do I want to download it again?

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  174. Mr.SnrubJune 3, 2013 at 6:14 PM

    The McMahon's just left? THAT'S IT??? Hahahahaha, you couldn't book worse shit if you tried.

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  175. YJ2310June 3, 2013 at 6:14 PM

    I bet Dixie works harder at satisfying a guy though....

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  176. Duck LincolnJune 3, 2013 at 6:14 PM

    Do they break for commercial during Orton's entrance? I'm now taking bets.

    ReplyDelete
  177. CAPS LOCK MANJune 3, 2013 at 6:14 PM

    IF YOU HAD THE APP, YOU WOULD HAVE SEEN AWKWARD STANDING

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  178. CulturebUllyJune 3, 2013 at 6:15 PM

    How benevolent of Vince to just leave like that after being interrupted. That guy is mellowing...

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  179. PeteZahutJune 3, 2013 at 6:15 PM

    it's a good thing this match is on first. now i can turn off RAW at 8:40

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  180. CAPS LOCK MANJune 3, 2013 at 6:15 PM

    AS A MATTER OF FACT, THERE'S SECURITY FOOTAGE OF IT ALONG WITH NASH'S TEXT MESSAGE

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  181. CAPS LOCK MANJune 3, 2013 at 6:15 PM

    BUT YOU CANT SEE IT

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  182. 303BathroomGuyJune 3, 2013 at 6:15 PM

    "WHAT ARE THE SHIELD DOING HERE?!"


    "This match is scheduled for one fall..."


    "Oops, right."

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  183. YJ2310June 3, 2013 at 6:15 PM

    ....they wouldnt go that far...

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  184. jvc113June 3, 2013 at 6:16 PM

    "If you had the app, you would have seen Vince and Stephanie leave without incident..."


    not exactly the best advertisement for the app, is it?

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  185. The FujJune 3, 2013 at 6:16 PM

    1.1M

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  186. LSciscoJune 3, 2013 at 6:16 PM

    This looks like a great opener. It looks like it'll be all downhill from here tonight so enjoy it while it lasts kids!

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  187. cabspaintedyellowJune 3, 2013 at 6:16 PM

    Oh FFS, imagine if another scripted show did this?


    Jack: "The Smoke Monster is bearing down on us in this cave we're inexplicably trapped in!"


    Kate: "There's no possibility of escape! The monster is coming!"


    *Jack and Kate brace for whatever the Smoke Monster has in store as we SMASH to commercial break*


    *We return with Jack and Kate at a Chipotle*


    Jack: "This burrito kind of sucks, actually."

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  188. YJ2310June 3, 2013 at 6:16 PM

    The Chaperone 2 better get made or im gonna have to start a kickstarter campaign....

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  189. PeteZahutJune 3, 2013 at 6:16 PM

    can't believe they wasted Bryan going back to the "yes" on a stupid Smackdown episode.

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  190. The FujJune 3, 2013 at 6:17 PM

    they said it... you heard it...

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  191. 303BathroomGuyJune 3, 2013 at 6:17 PM

    Are we sure that didn't happen on LOST?

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  192. Aric JohnsonJune 3, 2013 at 6:17 PM

    Gotta love the Dean Ambrose goofy-selling.

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  193. LSciscoJune 3, 2013 at 6:17 PM

    I love the Shield's ring gear, but it has to be uncomfortable to wrestle in that.

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  194. cultstatusJune 3, 2013 at 6:18 PM

    WE HAVE TO GO BACK....TO THE APP!

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  195. jvc113June 3, 2013 at 6:18 PM

    How long was that Axel/HHH advertsied as a main event for Raw? Fifteen minutes? Like I got a text from WWE at 7:57, the match was cancelled by 8:05.

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  196. Duck LincolnJune 3, 2013 at 6:18 PM

    It would be more uncomfortable to wrestle with a bullet in your chest.

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  197. 303BathroomGuyJune 3, 2013 at 6:18 PM

    I still can't figure out why they sell body shots when they are wearing them.

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  198. YJ2310June 3, 2013 at 6:18 PM

    King needs to retire...

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  199. Brian NielsenJune 3, 2013 at 6:18 PM

    Post of the night.

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  200. YJ2310June 3, 2013 at 6:18 PM

    Card Subject To Change....

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