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  1. Brad Maddox and John Cena! Oh christ.

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  2. Pay for WHC match and get a DQ while everyone else gets it for free the next night.

    Sure, no one bought MITB for the WHC match, but it's still an extravagantly shitty business model.

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  3. OH, thank God. I was hyperventilating. No one should watch RAW without the Blog of Doom. They should post a warning on the show!

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  4. It's a smug-off!

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  5. These threads are getting a Loch Ness Monster like work-rate

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  6. Princess is slippin.

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  7. Remember when Steve Austin pulled the "Remember this because it's the only time ____________" line and it was actually cool?

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  8. Ugh, this promo again.

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  9. Bayless saves the day yet again! He really deserves a push over those part timers clogging up the main event scene...

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  10. Those are some polarizing boos.

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  11. Bayless doesn't know how to work main event style.

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  12. El Dandy better get to Brooklyn

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  13. I cannot stand Cena's acknowledgement of the hatred anymore; his they paid good money to-this is energy-schtick. It doesn't make it any better, it makes it worse. It's not charming.

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  14. There we go...the crowd has spoken.

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  15. Chanting Yes, must know he'll pick Orton

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  16. Choose his own Summerslam main event match! SMELL THE BUYRATE at this literal insta-feud bullshit.

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  17. Thank you, crowd. I agree. YES! YES! YES!

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  18. Who are you to doubt Brooklyn?


    Wait, I think I got that wrong.

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  19. Actually glad to hear Orton's theme.

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  20. ...damn snark serves me right

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  21. He's got huge upside though.


    You know how many people forget to work to the hard camera?

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  22. Isn't it awesome how this Daniel Bryan-John Cena feud we've been looking forward to is going to turn into a glorified commercial for the new Divas reality show?

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  23. Hey it's summerslam 2007......or 2009.

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  24. "Careful, Maddox, before I fuck around and make this a trilogy at Summerslam."

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  25. YankeesHoganTripleHFanJuly 15, 2013 at 6:08 PM

    Choose the Brooklyn Brawler!!!!

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  26. Number one contenders in WWE are so 1997.

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  27. Man, none of those people popped for Orton. At all.

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  28. Does it matter? Listen to those BAYLESS BRIAN! chants everytime he comes out!

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  29. What the ffffffffandango?

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  30. He'll poop in all their bags.

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  31. I have a good feeling about this show.

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  32. Summer Rae.......*drools* I've never lusted for such a generic blonde this much before.

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  33. Seems like a good crowd.

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  34. DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA

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  35. Is Fandango supposed to come off that gay?

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  36. How long until Fandango makes it a Four Man Band?

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  37. I don't know how he doesn't corpse doing this gimmick

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  38. Cole laughing has never not made things funnier, right?

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  39. Jeez. Nice, Orton. Jerk.

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  40. Brad Maddox looks like a shopkeeper in an old western.

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  41. Surprised it took him this long to point out Coulter's past gimmick.

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  42. Choose Ben Richards!

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  43. It's a tag match, pla... Wrong guy.

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  44. I really don't like The Randy Orton Show.

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  45. He's the bartender that slowly ducks down when they start shooting.

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  46. You know, there have been times when I found Orton to be entertaining. It's been awhile.

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  47. YankeesHoganTripleHFanJuly 15, 2013 at 6:13 PM

    Foley would have gone for the cheap pop.

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  48. Cena is trying way too hard to be Deadpool.

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  49. I'm only here to find out who was dressed as Sin Cara on SmackDown, I demand closure.

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  50. Fucking brilliant! Except he's like Iceman trying to.

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  51. Hey, they have a lot in common. Neither has really been edgy or innovative in about a decade.

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  52. he's not that funny if you're over 13.

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  53. Austin Aries?

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  54. It was the hummer driver.

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  55. Pretty sure it was Iron Mike Sharpe.

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  56. So I've put aside my initial feelings about last night and am ready to enjoy the WWE again. So let's get a good show, give me some DBry and some Wyatt's and I'll probably be happy.

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  57. YankeesHoganTripleHFanJuly 15, 2013 at 6:15 PM

    nah he was too busy taking a shower.

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  58. T.J. Perkins

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  59. No it was C.J. Perkins

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  60. No it was Carl Perkins

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  61. Orton, you dirty dog.

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  62. YankeesHoganTripleHFanJuly 15, 2013 at 6:17 PM

    Did Randy just pause to eye the girl in the front row? Well, he is divorced in any case.

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  63. I think I heard "clothesline" over the mics, in which case...

    http://i.ytimg.com/vi/mSwSzoFaEcA/0.jpg

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  64. He is a predator, after all

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  65. What up with all the beards lately?

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  66. Newly single, mr money in the bank...it's all going good for Orton.

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  67. It's starting to look like Hollywood marriages up in this ho.

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  68. They're chanting "Randy Savage."

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  69. YankeesHoganTripleHFanJuly 15, 2013 at 6:18 PM

    Mr Money in the Bank but less money in the bank now

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  70. They're awesome? Well, not these two in particular, but in general.

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  71. Wrestlers often find it tough to think for themselves. See: mullets, the death of mullets, fanny packs, the short hair and short trunks trend the last 5 years

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  72. SEND FOR THE MAN!

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  73. Ok, that made me laugh and I'm not sure why.

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  74. YankeesHoganTripleHFanJuly 15, 2013 at 6:18 PM

    FUCK YEAH!!!!

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  75. So let me guess, Cena is going to ask the WWE universe to pick his opponent and to the WWE's shock they will pick Brodus Clay over Daniel Bryan.

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  76. Cena is the only one who isn't moving with the times, wish I could say that I was shocked.

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  77. the chanting the announcers thing is beyond old at this point. get your own material.

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  78. If you knew me, it might be funnier, since this couldn't possibly be further from how I actually talk, and I imagine the disconnect might be amusing.

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  79. better yet, the brand new debuting BRUTAS CLAY!

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  80. My wife requires me to have a beard because of my baby face (as opposed to looking like a heel?), so I'm not opposed. They just seem far more prevalent than normal in the wrestling (SUPERSTAR) world.

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  81. They're the Carlos Mencia to the post-WM crowd's George Carlin.

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  82. Yeah, I'm over the 'random chant' thing.

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  83. Ouch. Damn...


    Okay, who is the idiot Mencia fan who was offended?

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  84. They're certainly giving these guys time. I'm kinda digging it.

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  85. YankeesHoganTripleHFanJuly 15, 2013 at 6:21 PM

    Agreed But they can still chant for Randy anytime they want though.

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  86. Oh, damn. Ouch. Pretty sure Carlos felt that.

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  87. Woah...suits is back tomorrow? already?!

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  88. Just started watching the show. You mentioned beards. Are Kelly Preston and Katie Holmes guest hosting the show?

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  89. The Artist Formerly Known As Goldust dressed as Triple H dressed as Sin Cara?

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  90. Complete with Catelyn Stark! Oughta be good.

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  91. Well, a couple of the guys can't work much, if any, so might as well have the winner (aka guy who has to be protected) work a long match the next day. Sandow's gonna be out there for awhile too.

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  92. We're heading into our third straight Orton segment. It's like they're giving the Home Run Derby a head start or something.

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  93. Well, I like Carlos, but I'm not offended. Actually, it's more accurate to say that I have liked his stand up. Don't really care for his show. First time I saw him was on TV during a Live Aid event...he went on after Robin Williams tore it up for about 20 minutes...and Carlos was better. Had never even heard of the dude before.

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  94. Not sure if you're serious or not, but I really dig that show. Probably the best one they got now that the whole Monk/Psyche/Burn Notice group is leaving

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  95. http://www.rickey.org/game-of-thrones-star-michelle-fairley-joins-suits/

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  96. oh shit, thanks for the reminder.

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  97. I'm guessing we'll see 3MB and Khali tonight as well.. yay.

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  98. But then he got owned by Joe Rogan of all people and fell off the map

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  99. Shit just got real.

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  100. Mencia's fame is worth the double episode of Marc Maron's WTF in which he basically grills him on his comedy. It's a relatively civil discussion, but I just loved it. It's the Frost/Nixon of comedy interviews.

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  101. Why would i not be serious? It's a good show.

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  102. Yeah, I've heard Rogan's take that Carlos is a thief. Only thing I personally know about is he used one of Kinison's bits for a sketch on his show...the one about Christ having a wife and having to explain being gone for 3 days and 3 nights.

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  103. Yeah...I don't even know who Marc Maron is.

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  104. Daniel Bryan #1 trend on twitter and he hasn't even shown up yet!

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  105. I'm officially cheering for Fandango.

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  106. Fandango is certainly going for that main-event tan. He's the same complexion as his giraffe tights.

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  107. And fan interest for Randy is BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK..


    GONE!

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  108. they're doing the wave

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  109. So that's TWO Game of Thrones actors on there now?

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  110. Looked like Giant Baba to me.

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  111. I just tuned in. Did I miss me some vintage Orton?

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  112. Has a guy ever debuted that has been eerily close to a CAW you made?


    While digging through a pile of old games to sell, I came across Smackdown vs. Raw 2009 and remembered creating a ballroom dancer named Magnifico (maaaag - neeee - feeeee - cooooo).


    I'd like to think that qualifies me to be on creative, but then I worry if I won't poison the pool with similarly awful ideas, especially since I've had prolonged exposure to Jesse Baker.

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  113. YankeesHoganTripleHFanJuly 15, 2013 at 6:27 PM

    ok that superplex was badass

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  114. Because of USA's over promotion of everything, I thought you were kidding. But, yes, it's a very good show.

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  115. That's one reason I kind of like Sheamus. He's the anti fake bake. Of course, he dyes his hair and beard, but nobody's perfect.

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  116. Creating separation and momentum at the same time from out of nowhere!

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  117. But who was paying off Magnifico?

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  118. People are actually interested in millionaires hitting underhanded "pitches" for fake home runs? It's like a hockey shootout with no goaltender!

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  119. there goes that "silent orton ovation" again......

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  120. Why do you think I'm watching RAW and merely making HRD analogies?

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  121. "So I says to Mabel, I says, 'Fandango is getting back from a concussion, so let's keep dropping him on his head all the time.'"

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  122. I'm not sure why but Orton is cool as fuck again.

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  123. Ok, I've gone from cheering for Fandango to saying fuck Orton. Not sure why.

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  124. Cue the people complaining that the money in the bank winner won a match.

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  125. you know that discus has an edit function, right?

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  126. They just don't do enough "fall on the top rope and hurt my crotch" spots anymore.. I wonder why.. A lost art.

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  127. LOL I pretty much just went in the opposite direction.

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  128. It was worth the wait.......

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  129. http://deadspin.com/a-redditor-has-been-leaking-wwe-outcomes-update-wwe-r-787445495?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

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  130. He kinda is, makes me wonder if his marriage was making him not give a fuck.

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  131. "Randy Orton is always dangerous. But now, he's even more dangerouser!"

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  132. Everyone bitches about 50/50 booking but Orton is the one guy who always wins.

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  133. Whatever happened to the old "foreign object in the trunks" gimmick too??

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  134. It's really not that hard to call someone on their bull when months prior they got knocked out by George Lopez for the same thing.

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  135. Cole: "you can take that to the bank."

    Ugh

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  136. Enjoy it, RedditGuy! You've made it now!

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  137. Yeah, that's worth bringing back. Is Regal the one to consistently use it the most recently?

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  138. Needs a "NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

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  139. Sounds like his ride is over. They're gonna swerve him.

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  140. It's his own fault for getting a concussion and forcing the company to force him to take time off in the first place.

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  141. F'd in the head, great in bed. Then they cost you the belt. Bummer.

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  142. Wow, that got a great pop.

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  143. "Yo, dawg. I heard you don't want to see spoilers. So I'm giving you spoilers so that they stop giving you spoilers."

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  144. Looks like they really are gonna do Dolph vs Big E at Summerslam seeing as we have Ziggler vs Del Rio tonight...

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  145. I had created a character that had a lot of similarities to the Kane character. fire, red light. interestingly enough, not a mask.

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  146. That AJ just can't hold down a man.

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  147. The face turn is complete, break the heart of an apologetic love

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  148. AJ and Dolph never had much chemistry anyway

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  149. Indeed. Shows they're both over, really.

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  150. Dolph will call her as soon as he's had a drink.

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  151. Haven't seen him use it. That kind of cheating used to be common.. I wonder if the powers that be think the people are too stupid to notice the wrestler digging in their trunks or something.

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  152. Wjhat is the point of those crane shots Dunn? Wait did they just end the Doplh/AJ relationship in a 10 second promo?

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  153. YankeesHoganTripleHFanJuly 15, 2013 at 6:32 PM

    Damm I want to bang AJ

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  154. Dead man down looks decent, does Noomi Rapace get naked in it?

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  155. WWE's statement at the end is so bizarre. Kayfabbing it all the way.

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  156. I've been here. Just nothing worth posting about yet.

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  157. The show has been interesting the last few weeks. A renewed Orton push should fix that.

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  158. The PTC got upset when Val Venis took it in new direction.

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  159. i would likely let her have sex with me.

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  160. I miss the days of Sting getting screwed over so he was justified in doing things. Here... in terms of pure storyline... his girlfriend of 7 months messed up by hitting his opponent and was sorry afterwards.

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  161. Did i get downvoted by her husband or something?

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  162. I'd not make her feel like a sexual object and just talk to her.

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  163. Now Dolph and Orton can have a night on the town as bros.




    Shitting in bags and rubbing baby lotion.

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  164. I'd play some video games with her because I'd confuse her for a 13 year old boy.

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  165. NO TOUCHING!


    (sorry, I saw your profile pic and that's all I hear)

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  166. I'd take her out to a nice seafood dinner....

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  167. I read that as them giving him fair warning they were going to swerve him/them and damage their wrestling gambling earnings

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  168. How about somebody winning a match while their leg was on the top rope, or getting a pin while the heel manager holds the opponent's legs??


    Can we mix these damn finishes up a little??? Not like they don't have a library of matches to watch..

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  169. Oh FUCK this.

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  170. You play videogames with 13 year old boys?

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  171. Was the crowd booing the praise for Cena, or that Henry turned into a bitch with that remark?

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  172. A foreign concept I know.

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  173. Gotta be a twist.

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  174. Retirement speech for realsies this time?

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  175. Mark Henry changes his name to Tyroil Smoochie-Wallace?

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  176. Time for him to fake retiring again.

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  177. I have the worst fucking attorneys

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  178. Cespedes is murdering baseballs. Good god.

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  179. Shut up, Brooklyn.

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  180. this crowd is so fucking hip man!

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  181. Has Mark Henry split his last wig? Tune into Nitro to find out!!!

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  182. Oh, you young folks with your hip references that I don't get. :-)

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  183. Who would have the balls to interrupt him?? Lesnar? Big Show??

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  184. If that crowd pisses Henry off, he will beat the shit out of every last one of them.

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  185. This is how you book a monster heel: have him tap out, then beg for a rematch.

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  186. Outside of my brother, no.

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  187. Even The Shield's theme is getting depushed.

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  188. So who exactly is being punished right now?

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  189. Business is about to pick up...

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