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Secret Video of Dixie Carter's Speech

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Don't ask me how I smuggled that footage out. 

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  1. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryJuly 22, 2013 at 2:04 PM

    I expected "Downfall" but that's even better.

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  2. Your_Favourite_AssholeJuly 22, 2013 at 2:11 PM

    we need the scene where kitten natividad bounces on by during the chaos

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  3. Ryan NorcrossJuly 22, 2013 at 2:11 PM

    Well at least I was Rick Rolled

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  4. DrFactsJuly 22, 2013 at 2:11 PM

    Shiiiiit, maaaaan. That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?

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  5. Your_Favourite_AssholeJuly 22, 2013 at 2:11 PM

    excuse me, does anyone speak jive?

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  6. TenGermansJuly 22, 2013 at 2:14 PM

    I give TNA an 80 percent chance of survival.


    Or, in decimal terms:



    0.8

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  7. DrFactsJuly 22, 2013 at 2:16 PM

    Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da rebound on da med side.

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  8. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryJuly 22, 2013 at 2:17 PM

    HBK does.

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  9. TenGermansJuly 22, 2013 at 2:17 PM

    Break it both ways, smack'em, yak'em!

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  10. NoCashJuly 22, 2013 at 2:19 PM

    Someone rang TNAs doorbell and TNA had to yell "Ding Dong!" out the window.

    TNA has to jack off its dog to feed its cat.

    TNA is so broke that it just went into McDonald's and put a small fry on layaway.

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  11. DrFactsJuly 22, 2013 at 2:21 PM

    COL' got to be! Y'know? Shiiiiit.

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  12. MulkeymaniaJuly 22, 2013 at 2:23 PM

    +1 for the Airplane reference, -1 for context.

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  13. Your_Favourite_AssholeJuly 22, 2013 at 2:25 PM

    lol i'd forgotten about that. good call

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  14. Your_Favourite_AssholeJuly 22, 2013 at 2:26 PM

    'TNA has to jack off its dog to feed its cat.'


    ...

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  15. NoCashJuly 22, 2013 at 2:26 PM

    Sorry, I ripped it from a site.

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  16. DrFactsJuly 22, 2013 at 2:27 PM

    There are some hardcore TNA FANS IN DIS THREAD!

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  17. Your_Favourite_AssholeJuly 22, 2013 at 2:30 PM

    so i read that dixie said somethin' about a lot of money bein' spent on the one-night-only ppvs and that they were rushed cause they needed to get done before tna left orlando


    i think that begs the question of whether they actually paid off, and i'm betting the answer is a resounding no

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  18. Your_Favourite_AssholeJuly 22, 2013 at 2:31 PM

    well obviously theyre here in dis thread and not out dere in de arenas

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  19. DrFactsJuly 22, 2013 at 2:32 PM

    That explains them going into DA TOILET!


    TAZ, LET DA PIGEONS LOOOSE!

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  20. DrFactsJuly 22, 2013 at 2:32 PM

    If you vote this down you support Hitler and his idea of a Third Reich.................in TNA.

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  21. TenGermansJuly 22, 2013 at 2:34 PM

    There's evidence of them, and yet none of them can be seen.

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  22. DrFactsJuly 22, 2013 at 2:35 PM

    I would support TNA one hundred million percent if they would just change their name. We all know it's not Dixie since they just cut off her internet.......

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  23. TenGermansJuly 22, 2013 at 2:41 PM

    "What do you think of TNA's current financial situation, Brain?"
    "I don't like it, Monsoon. Last I heard, pretty soon Impact will only be available on Etch-A-Sketch!"
    "WILL YOU STOP?!"

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  24. DrFactsJuly 22, 2013 at 2:47 PM

    .............hahahaha

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  25. jdg9July 22, 2013 at 3:17 PM

    The TNA fans are very upset at all these people thinking TNA is in trouble, and they would like to provide a response:

    http://youtu.be/zDAmPIq29ro

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  26. Rob CerroneJuly 22, 2013 at 3:19 PM

    http://www.wrestlecrap.com/headlies/headlies-man-will-never-forget-reading-about-chris-sabins-world-title-win-on-website/

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  27. Paul MoseleyJuly 22, 2013 at 3:41 PM

    Shirley you can't be serious?

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  28. Nardo9July 22, 2013 at 4:06 PM

    What it is big momma? Ma momma neer raised no dummies I dug her rap!

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  29. NateNashJuly 22, 2013 at 4:11 PM

    Awesomeness...

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  30. Mar SoloJuly 22, 2013 at 5:07 PM

    Her name's Dixie.

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  31. Aric JohnsonJuly 22, 2013 at 5:11 PM

    TNA - a reich that shall last 1000 years!

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  32. zanadudeJuly 22, 2013 at 5:20 PM

    Heil Dixler!

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  33. zanadudeJuly 22, 2013 at 5:25 PM

    TNA director of public relations defiantly proclaims victory in the mother of all wrestling wars.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfAeMtcURg0

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  34. jdg9July 22, 2013 at 7:48 PM

    i'm always serious, and don't call me Shirley.

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  35. meka3000July 22, 2013 at 9:21 PM

    I wonder what chances Scott Steiner gives it?

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  36. zanadudeJuly 22, 2013 at 10:48 PM

    Cut me some slack, jack!

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  37. zanadudeJuly 22, 2013 at 10:51 PM

    And Punjabi!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_gkopgTi-0

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  38. AverageJoeEverymanJuly 23, 2013 at 7:10 AM

    Taz! What are No Fans doing in the Impact Zone!?

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