Smackdown
Date:
July 12, 2013
Location:
Hampton Coliseum, Hampton, Virginia
Commentators:
Michael Cole, John Bradshaw Layfield
Reviewed by Tommy Hall
It's
the final show before Money in the Bank and the card is entirely set.
Tonight is going to be about trying to gain momentum heading into
the PPV, so expect a lot of singles matches between the guys in the
ladder matches. Hopefully the World Heavyweight Championship ladder
match can get some attention for a change instead of the All-Star
match dominating the shows. Let's get to it.
Also
before I get going, this morning I won some house show tickets from
my local radio station. I know the wrestling expert used to read
stuff from here, so in case he is again, thanks for not knowing your
music videos Shorty.
Opening
sequence again. I could go for that being a normal thing.
Daniel
Bryan vs. Christian
Not
a bad way to start things up. Bryan grabs the arm to start but is
taken down by a shoulder block and a middle rope dropkick gets one
for the Canadian. Bryan comes back in with kicks to the arm and some
knees to the chest for two. Christian kicks out of a bow and arrow
hold and hits a spinebuster of all things for two. The middle rope
back elbow gets two more and a backdrop sends Bryan to the floor.
Christian misses a baseball slide and gets caught by a clothesline
and the running knee from the apron as we take a break.
Back
with Christian getting two off a missed Bryan dropkick in the corner.
Christian cranks on the neck but misses a charge and falls to the
floor but a right hand breaks up the suicide dive. Bryan sends the
already damaged arm into the steps and they head back inside with
Christian damaged. Bryan backflips out of the corner but gets caught
in the spinning sunset flip for two. They slug it out (kicks for
Bryan vs. punches for Christian) with Bryan taking over, only to have
the back of his neck snapped against the top rope.
Christian
misses his high cross but Bryan misses the flying headbutt. Both
guys are down but it's Christian getting up first. Bryan fires off
the kicks to the chest but Christian ducks the big one to the head
and hits the reverse DDT. The spear is countered by a pair of kicks
to the head for two but the spear hits from out of nowhere for two
more. The crowd is WAY into this. The Killswitch is countered and
Christian tries another sunset flip out of the corner but he dives
into the (once again) YES Lock for the submission at 9:25 shown of
12:10.
Rating:
B. There wasn't much to talk
about in this match because both guys were on point the entire time.
Christian was his usual solid self while Bryan had the crowd eating
out of the palm of his hand. Changing the name back to the YES Lock
is a good idea for the chants and it should make Bryan even more over
with the crowd. The psychology in the end with Bryan learning from
the past mistake was a nice touch.
Dolph
Ziggler comes in to see Teddy Long but is told he has the night off.
Ziggler wants to be out there competing but Teddy doesn't want
interference in Del Rio's match with Sin Cara. Dolph accuses Del Rio
and Teddy of being in cahoots together but forgets about it because
he'll win the title on Sunday.
Seth
Rollins vs. Jey Uso
No
intro for Jey. They fight over a lockup to start until Jey sends him
into the corner to take over. Rollins pulls him off the middle rope
for two and a belly to back suplex gets the same. We hit the
chinlock but Jey is up quickly and no selling rams into the buckles.
Jey fires off elbows to the face and the running Umaga attack in the
corner but Reigns distracts him. Jimmy superkicks Roman down as Jey
hits a Samoan drop, only to have Reigns offer another distraction,
allowing Seth to crotch him. A running knee to the back of Jey's
head (the Black Out in NXT) is enough for the pin at 4:08.
Rating:
D+. The match was ok but I
don't see the point in having Jey lose here when his team is a big
underdog in the title match on Sunday. The Usos continue to look
good but they don't have much of a chance on Sunday at all. It's a
good sign for the future of the Shield that all three can hold their
own in the ring as Rollins did here.
We
get a clip of Vickie being fired and Brad being named as the
replacement. Why couldn't the segment on Monday been 20 seconds like
it was here?
Chris
Jericho vs. Curtis Axel
Non-title
again as this is a rematch from Monday where Jericho won by pin. The
champion takes him right into the corner for a mudhole stomping
fifteen seconds into the match. Jericho comes back with a middle
rope dropkick for two but Axel hammers him down again. Chris jumps
over a charge in the corner, sending Axel shoulder first into the
post. The Codebreaker is countered with Jericho being sent face
first into the buckle as we take a break.
Back
with Axel getting two off a middle rope elbow. Axel rubs his forearm
over Jericho's eyes and chokes him on the ropes. He ducks his head
though allowing Jericho to kick him in the face, followed by a
northern lights suplex for two. The Walls can't go on and Axel hits
a snap Saito suplex for two. Jericho sends him face first into the
buckle and hits a high cross for two but can't hit the Lionsault.
Axel knocks Jericho off the apron and gets two off a neckbreaker back
in the ring.
Another
Walls attempt is countered into a small package for two but Jericho
comes back with an enziguri for a near fall of his own. Curtis is
backdropped to the floor but Jericho misses a baseball slide and Axel
hits a clothesline. Bryan and Christian did that exact same sequence
in their match. Axel yells at Jericho and sends him back inside but
Jericho hits the Codebreaker on the way back in. Unfortunately for
Chris it knocks Axel to the floor and it's a countout at 7:25 shown
of 10:10.
Rating:
C+. This took some time to get
going but Axel picked it up a bit in the end. I don't like the idea
of Axel losing twice in a row, especially when Jericho has a
worthless match with Ryback on Sunday. Such is life for the
Intercontinental Champion, but I guess we'll forget all about this
when Axel beats him with a rollup after interference from Heyman
right?
Post
match Axel freaks out but Heyman calms him down.
As
a sidebar, during the match JBL was talking about Jericho's career
and said Jericho has gone toe to toe with and defeated Vader. I've
never heard of this match and can find no evidence that it ever
happened. Does anyone know anything about this? Odds are it would
have been in Japan or Germany.
Ryback
vs. The Miz
This
is a rematch from two weeks ago where Ryback gave up due to his knee
injury. I'm not sure when they did it but Feed Me More has been
dropped from Ryback's entrance. Miz makes Ryback miss to start and
low bridges him to the floor. A baseball slide actually connects
tonight, followed by an ax handle off the apron. Back in and Miz
tries a sunset flip but gets caught and tossed into the corner. A
powerslam puts him down and Ryback drops down onto Miz's back to work
on the ribs. Miz is whipped hard into the corner but slips out of
another powerslam attempt to get in a shot to the knee.
Ryback
runs Miz over and rams his head into the mat a few times but a splash
hits knees. A dropkick to the knee puts Ryback down and a big boot
sets up the corner clothesline and the top rope ax handle for no
cover. The Figure Four is blocked so Miz hits a DDT on the leg to
soften it up even more. A Stunner on the leg out of the corner has
Ryback screaming in pain but he says not to stop the match. He has
the referee help him to his feet but fires off a Meathook and the
Shell Shock for the pin at 5:54. I can appreciate some good
goldbricking.
Rating:
D+. This is another good
example of how stupid WWE's booking is. Inside of fifteen minutes,
both people in the IC Title match on Sunday have lost matches. Who
is the favorite in that match? The guy who didn't lose as badly? No
one cares about the title or the champion because WWE gives us no
reason to care about the title or the champion. Also wasn't Ryback
the guy who went through a war with Cena for the WWE Title but can
barely make it through a six minute match now? The lack of
consistency in this company is pathetic.
Sheamus
can beat Orton because an Irishman drove out all the snakes. As for
Sunday, he isn't known as someone who carries a briefcase but maybe
he can put his cornbeef and cabbage in there. Once he wins, the
pints are on him. Oh and he thinks Renee is cute. It was as added
on at the end as it sounds.
A
bunch of the Divas are in the ring for the contract signing between
Kaitlyn and AJ. AJ picks up the pen but addresses the “sequined
sisters of the sparkling pants.” She knows none of them like
either her or Kaitlyn, but no one cared about the division until she
won the title. AJ wants to be congratulated by everyone but Teddy
says we don't have time for that. The champion signs but she doesn't
think Kaitlyn should do that. Kaitlyn signs and AJ smiles. AJ pulls
out her phone and reads off some of the texts that Kaitlyn sent to
her secret admirer.
Apparently
she doesn't trust Natalya, thinks the Funkadactyls don't care about
anything but the reality show and that she's tired of being put into
a mold just for bodybuilding. AJ offers her a chance to tear up the
contract but Kaitlyn says she'll never let another needy, clingy man
crazed psychopath destroy her again. She'll be champion again while
AJ is locked in a padded cell rocking back and forth. AJ slaps her
but Kaitlyn shoves the table and AJ's chair into the corner, giving
AJ a terrified look. Langston makes the save so Kaitlyn slaps him
too and spears AJ in half. This was a great segment and actually has
me wanting to see the match.
Wade
Barrett vs. Fandango
This
is a result of Barrett knocking Fandango out for saying his name when
told not to. Colter and company are at ringside and are now known as
the Real Americans. That's much better than Colter's Militia or
whatever their name was for like a day. Cole makes political jokes
as Barrett kicks Fandango in the face for two. Colter questions
Sandow's citizenship and Barrett hits a backbreaker for two. Barrett
pounds on Fandango in the corner but the Scholars come out to yell at
Colter. The distraction allows Fandango to kick Barrett in the head
and roll him up for the pin at 1:47.
In
case you're wondering, yes that's all the time the Smackdown MITB
match is getting tonight.
Kane
is out of the All-Star match due to the Wyatt Family's attack.
We
get an extended Wyatt Family vignette leading into a video of the
attack on Kane from Raw.
Alberto
Del Rio vs. Sin Cara
Sin
Cara comes out second for some reason. Cara goes right after Del Rio
with forearms to the head and is WAY more aggressive than usual. JBL
thinks something is up and Sin Cara hits the Zig Zag on Del Rio.
Cole thinks there's nothing going on and JBL goes into full ARE YOU
KIDDING ME mode. It wasn't quite La Parka vs. Randy Savage but I
love a good masked man segment.
Cara
poses on the ramp but here's Vickie Guerrero to screech at us. No
one has shown her any respect since Monday and she even had to buy a
ticket to be here tonight. She rips up the ticket and is marching
around ringside so here's Teddy with security to get her out of here.
Teddy
catches up to Sin Cara in the back and demands an explanation. Dolph
Ziggler pops up next to both of them and Teddy is very confused.
Randy
Orton vs. Sheamus
They
fight over a lockup to start before it turns into a fist fight.
Sheamus takes it into the corner with forearms but the referee gets
him away, allowing Orton to get in some right hands of his own. A
quick suplex gets two for Sheamus as the dueling chants begin.
Sheamus powerslams him down for two but Orton sends him out to the
floor. Sheamus rams him into the announce table but Orton comes back
with a clothesline as we take a break.
Back
with Orton holding a chinlock with a bodyscissors. Back up and they
slug it out again with Orton going down off a clothesline. Sheamus
starts firing off the ax handles to the head but Orton comes back
with his clotheslines and the powerslam for two. Orton kicks Sheamus
in the face but walks into the Irish Curse. White Noise is countered
into the backbreaker for two and both guys are down. The Elevated
DDT is countered with a backdrop, setting up the ten forearms.
Sheamus
hits the rolling senton and calls for the Brogue Kick but Orton ducks
away. Sheamus goes to the middle rope but gets caught in the
Elevated DDT out of the corner. An RKO attempt is blocked and
Sheamus loads up the top rope shoulder but Orton crotches him down.
A superplex attempt by Orton is blocked into both guys falling out to
the floor....and here's Daniel Bryan with a ladder. Both guys get
back in and Bryan lays them out for the double DQ at 9:40 shown of
12:20.
Rating:
C+. This was a good match for
the most part but the ending was clearly going to be inconclusive.
Bryan continues to act like a heel despite being the most over guy on
the roster, which makes me think WWE either has a convoluted plan for
him or they have no idea what they're doing. Either way this was
good stuff but the ending hurt it.
Post
match Bryan goes up the ladder but Sheamus pulls him down. Christian
comes in too and all four guys go for the case. Bryan shoves
Christian off but walks into an RKO, allowing Orton to climb the
ladder and unhook the case to end the show.
Overall
Rating: B. We had good
wrestling here and the PPV matches were built up (albeit some far
less than others). What more can you ask for out of a go home show?
The World Heavyweight Championship MITB match is being given no love
at all but it's such a wide open field that several people could win
it. The whole show worked pretty well with nothing bad an a very
good Divas segment in the middle. Very good show this week and MITB
should be awesome.
Results
Daniel
Bryan b. Christian – YES Lock
Seth
Rollins b. Jey Uso – Running stomp to the head
Chris
Jericho b. Curtis Axel via countout
Ryback
b. Miz – Shell Shock
Fandango
b. Wade Barrett – Rollup
Randy
Orton vs. Sheamus went to a double DQ when Daniel Bryan interfered
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The "Sin Cara" segment was awesome and JBL goin apoplectic on commentary was fantastic. He is the company's #1 color man by far.
ReplyDeleteTazz needs to study JBL
ReplyDeleteLa Parka...Ciclope...Sin Cara. It's always good to keep a couple masked Mexican wrestlers around, just in case someone needs to pull off a sneak attack in disguise. In the Attitude Era they had to use Goldust, Kane, or masked security in riot gear.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Tommy that the AJ/Kaitlyn contract signing was a pretty solid segment with an absolutely awesome ending. Despite every contract signing ever ending the exact same way, this one was actually cool and different. Kaitlyn shoving the entire table into AJ and trapping her in the corner was great, and then the slap to Big E. sounded absolutely thunderous, then a spear to AJ that looked like it broke her in half even worse than the one outside the ring on Raw. I swear AJ flipped herself about 270 degrees in the time it took her to hit the mat after the spear. That was like a 1999 Jeff Hardy sell job.
I'll throw out the prediction now that sometime in the near future, Kaitlyn goes to slap Big E. again, but then lays a liplock on him instead, leading to dissension between Big E. and AJ, and maybe Big E. falling for Kaitlyn for real.
Glad to see them give Sin Cara something to do, I don't see why he couldn't be added to the smackdown mitb to give the kids someone to cheer for.
ReplyDeleteWould love to see NXT have their own mitb as well
Brock Lesnar will replace Kane at MITB
ReplyDeleteYeah the build for the other MITB has been weird. Ambrose hasn't interacted with any of them and he's pretty much guaranteed to win the thing
ReplyDeleteI'd reckon Cesaro is the favorite. If Ziggler wins the World title back from Del Rio eventually, then Cesaro vs. Ziggler could be the next feud.
ReplyDeleteNXT should have one for a spot on the main roster.
ReplyDeleteSuperb idea!
ReplyDeleteI kinda want Dolph Ziggler to get kicked to death by ADR, He's arrogant, racist, cowardly, hypocritical and displays absolutely no positive or admirable traits as a person. ADR maybe a snooty rich guy, but he isn't a treacherous little weasel.
ReplyDeleteAgreed about the AJ/Kaitlyn segment. When you have 2 people that respect the business and each other, you can get a great storyline and draw the crowd in. It never fails and everyone in the back should be taking notes from them on how it should be done. I'll bet Vince and Triple H are very happy with these 2 'students of the game'.
ReplyDeleteYup, his face-turn is complete.
ReplyDeleteThat opening match was great. Just wanted to mention that.
ReplyDeleteHate the Vickie/Vince segment all you want but it was responsible for Monday's ratings jump.
ReplyDeleteI don't get your point with Ryback He can never have short matches now because he had a long one with Cena? You could get hurt any time, previous matches and opponents have no bearing on that.
ReplyDeleteWell, he's exactly the same as a heel, EXACTLY the same. Making him kiss babies and hug fat chicks would give him something...vaguely likable?
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