I hope you all got to enjoy the 4th. Myself, I have to work until 11 tonight but it's all good.
Announced matches for tonight's show include:
Jeff Hardy vs. Joseph Park in a BFG Series Match
AJ Styles vs. Kazarian in a BFG Series Match
Announced matches for tonight's show include:
Jeff Hardy vs. Joseph Park in a BFG Series Match
AJ Styles vs. Kazarian in a BFG Series Match
On behalf of all of us from North Carolina, FUCK YOU RAIN. Now I get to sit inside on the Fourth of July and watch Taylor Swift shriek on national TV.
ReplyDeleteYou forgot to mention another meaningless Gut Check segment where someone may or may not earn the right to hang out on the fringe of the organization before being released a month later.
ReplyDeleteGo outside anyway. It's only rain.
ReplyDeleteI can watch Cops all day.
ReplyDeleteGuess Aries isn't getting punished THAT hard for Hemme.
ReplyDeleteIn his defense, it was only Christy Hemme.
ReplyDeleteIf you want a new drinking game, take a shot everytime Hogan says "Brother."
ReplyDeleteManic???
ReplyDeleteAdd an 'a' and you get Maniac. Like Hulk-A-Maniac.
ReplyDeleteHogan is really awful on the mic when he breaks from the Hulkamania formula.
ReplyDeleteAnd why is Taz siding with Aries? Shouldn't he hate anyone that is a possible challenge to Bully?
ReplyDeleteodd open
ReplyDeleteDid that interviewer just walk in on kaz and daniels getting it on?
ReplyDeleteDixie Carter @TNADixie5m
ReplyDeleteHigh stakes for 12 in #BFGSeries next Thursday with Jokers Wild from Las Vegas. 3 random tag matches. One winners gauntlet. 25 big points!
So, they reveal TJ Perkins as the guy playing suicide then the following week, put him under the same costume and give him a different name
ReplyDeleteSo basically Battle Bowl
ReplyDeleteyup yup.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking a twist. Hogan put someone else under the mask to screw Aries.
ReplyDeleteAJ needs to lose the t-shirt. Wait until you're 54. Sting wishes he could take it off.
ReplyDeleteSevere Thunderstorm, actually, so no thanks. Between morons trying to shoot firecrackers off anyways and the thunder, it sounds like World War II outside.
ReplyDeleteGood match. Daniels cracked me up the entire time
ReplyDeleteMickie, Mickie, Mickie...
ReplyDeleteCantastic
ReplyDeleteHoly fuck, I just read that "future world champion" Hernandez is 40. Um, how much further in the future?
ReplyDeleteSomehow so much hotter as a heel.
ReplyDeleteLooking damn good climbing up that ladder.
ReplyDelete100 X better
ReplyDeleteDo they look bigger lately to you too?
ReplyDeleteThis segment has never made sense, given that in kayfabe the winner should just get the contract, but it's complete bullshit after those cuts.
ReplyDeleteGo skidmarks!
ReplyDeleteWell, you didn't mention thunderbolts and lightning. Very very frightening.
ReplyDeleteI dunno...they've always looked good to me.
ReplyDelete4th Member: ??
ReplyDeleteI'll take Hardy.
ReplyDeleteAngle doing the talking... subtle way of slowly fading Sting out as the leader?
ReplyDeleteI'm hoping for someone new
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeletehttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/BOX4VVfCAAAgAFU.jpg
Probably
ReplyDeleteThey aren't paying him enough to stay in shape.
ReplyDeleteThis Hernandez match is a waste of time
ReplyDeleteWait, who's wrestling? I'm still thinking about that shot of Christy's legs...
ReplyDeleteDude just jobbed to a should-block.
ReplyDeleteManik, because misspelling is EXTREME
ReplyDeletemANIk
ReplyDeleterelated to rellik
ReplyDeleteMatching trunks in their first match makes me like Bromance even more.
ReplyDeleteManik spelled backwards is KINAM!!!
ReplyDeleteStill not a Gunner fan, but he's a lot more tolerable in a tag team.
ReplyDeleteTJ Perkins used to team with RelliK in Mexico when he was under a mask as Sydistiko, until he sold the gimmick to Paul London. So kinda.
ReplyDeleteAgreed, just wish it wasn't Storm babysitting him. A waste.
ReplyDeleteYeah makes Storm look like a loser who couldn't cut it as a singles.
ReplyDeleteLouie Anderson is still alive????
ReplyDeleteI love that powerslam/neckbreaker combo as a team finish by Beard Money. That was one I wanted to see used for years, and no one ever did until Hawkins and Reks.
ReplyDeleteHad no idea, weird
ReplyDeleteThat collar is pimp.
ReplyDeleteFine with Magnus...but seems a conflict of interest with Joe.
ReplyDeleteUm, what happened to the former world champions requirement? And isn't Magnus competing against Joe in the BFG series? Well, this lasted all of three weeks before the wheels came off.
ReplyDeleteSo they'll prolly end up adding Hardy and call it at that?
ReplyDeleteStop saying "Sports Entertainment" Magnus
ReplyDeleteSo one would think that the push is to have Joe be the MEM's guy in the BFG series, but I get the shitty feeling they're building to it being Magnus. Magnus ain't terrible but Joe vs. Bully is something I wanna see on a big scale.
ReplyDeleteWell it's not hard to see why this guy is banging Mickie James. Dude looks pimp!
ReplyDeleteSting said they were looking for unity over championships.
ReplyDeleteAnyone else noticed that for some inexplicable reason, they're using the heel MEM theme instead of the new one? Random.
ReplyDeleteChris Sabin looks like a Lil Bret
ReplyDeleteMy bad, I missed that. Nonetheless, call them something else if the "main event" means nothing. I don't think Magnus has ever main evented Impact, much less a PPV.
ReplyDeleteMr. Bayless is NOT responsible for any cases of alcohol poisoning that may occur as a result.
ReplyDeleteI think the Joseph Park gimmick is finally starting to run its course with me. I know it's not going anywhere, though.
ReplyDeleteThis Gut Check is gonna be a colossal train wreck.
ReplyDeleteI feel that way with the whole show. Nothing's going anywhere until BFG.
ReplyDeleteWe saw your best effort last week, yet you lost?! You muppet.
ReplyDelete"This is....Manik" Where's Gary Michael Cappetta when you need him?
ReplyDeleteTenay and Taz sitting behind a basic bare table looks so amateur.
ReplyDeleteThat was one hell of a match.
ReplyDeleteThat was tits. You could really see Angle getting into it, he was super high energy out there watching. That finish was insane. And it sets up a big babyface to take a shot at Bully, because just having Sabin go out there on his own after having spun wheels with Kenny King for so long would just be death. But now it has some extra juice behind it.
ReplyDeleteI disagree. 4 is perfect IF the storylines are properly thought out and executed.
ReplyDeleteThey aren't.
Mmmmm Taylor Swift... I'd like to give her a reason to write a #1 single about me...
ReplyDeleteI'd like to punish Hemme hard... (I mean sex)
ReplyDeleteAll women in wrestling need to be heels... they are always so much hotter as such.
ReplyDeleteHogan is so awful at stuff like that. It reminded me of a couple promos of his. When he was teaming with Brutus against Money Inc.
ReplyDelete"What should we call ourselves? The trio of uh...MEGA Maniacs."
And then his intro of the Booty Man in WCW. I STILL think that he was supposed to be the Boogie Man or something and Hogan screwed the name up and they didn't want to make him look stupid.