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TNA Impact Thread

I hope you all got to enjoy the 4th. Myself, I have to work until 11 tonight but it's all good.

Announced matches for tonight's show include:

Jeff Hardy vs. Joseph Park in a BFG Series Match
AJ Styles vs. Kazarian in a BFG Series Match

Comments

  1. On behalf of all of us from North Carolina, FUCK YOU RAIN. Now I get to sit inside on the Fourth of July and watch Taylor Swift shriek on national TV.

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  2. You forgot to mention another meaningless Gut Check segment where someone may or may not earn the right to hang out on the fringe of the organization before being released a month later.

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  3. Go outside anyway. It's only rain.

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  4. I can watch Cops all day.

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  5. Guess Aries isn't getting punished THAT hard for Hemme.

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  6. In his defense, it was only Christy Hemme.

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  7. If you want a new drinking game, take a shot everytime Hogan says "Brother."

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  8. Add an 'a' and you get Maniac. Like Hulk-A-Maniac.

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  9. Hogan is really awful on the mic when he breaks from the Hulkamania formula.

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  10. And why is Taz siding with Aries? Shouldn't he hate anyone that is a possible challenge to Bully?

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  11. Did that interviewer just walk in on kaz and daniels getting it on?

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  12. Dixie Carter ‏@TNADixie5m
    High stakes for 12 in #BFGSeries next Thursday with Jokers Wild from Las Vegas. 3 random tag matches. One winners gauntlet. 25 big points!

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  13. So, they reveal TJ Perkins as the guy playing suicide then the following week, put him under the same costume and give him a different name

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  14. So basically Battle Bowl

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  15. I'm thinking a twist. Hogan put someone else under the mask to screw Aries.

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  16. AJ needs to lose the t-shirt. Wait until you're 54. Sting wishes he could take it off.

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  17. Severe Thunderstorm, actually, so no thanks. Between morons trying to shoot firecrackers off anyways and the thunder, it sounds like World War II outside.

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  18. Good match. Daniels cracked me up the entire time

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  19. Mickie, Mickie, Mickie...

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  20. Holy fuck, I just read that "future world champion" Hernandez is 40. Um, how much further in the future?

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  21. Somehow so much hotter as a heel.

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  22. Looking damn good climbing up that ladder.

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  23. 100 X better

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  24. Do they look bigger lately to you too?

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  25. This segment has never made sense, given that in kayfabe the winner should just get the contract, but it's complete bullshit after those cuts.

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  26. Well, you didn't mention thunderbolts and lightning. Very very frightening.

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  27. I dunno...they've always looked good to me.

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  28. 4th Member: ??

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  29. I'll take Hardy.

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  30. Angle doing the talking... subtle way of slowly fading Sting out as the leader?

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  31. I'm hoping for someone new

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  32. LOL!

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BOX4VVfCAAAgAFU.jpg

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  33. They aren't paying him enough to stay in shape.

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  34. This Hernandez match is a waste of time

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  35. Wait, who's wrestling? I'm still thinking about that shot of Christy's legs...

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  36. Dude just jobbed to a should-block.

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  37. Manik, because misspelling is EXTREME

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  38. related to rellik

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  39. Matching trunks in their first match makes me like Bromance even more.

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  40. Manik spelled backwards is KINAM!!!

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  41. Still not a Gunner fan, but he's a lot more tolerable in a tag team.

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  42. TJ Perkins used to team with RelliK in Mexico when he was under a mask as Sydistiko, until he sold the gimmick to Paul London. So kinda.

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  43. Agreed, just wish it wasn't Storm babysitting him. A waste.

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  44. Yeah makes Storm look like a loser who couldn't cut it as a singles.

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  45. Louie Anderson is still alive????

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  46. I love that powerslam/neckbreaker combo as a team finish by Beard Money. That was one I wanted to see used for years, and no one ever did until Hawkins and Reks.

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  47. Had no idea, weird

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  48. That collar is pimp.

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  49. Fine with Magnus...but seems a conflict of interest with Joe.

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  50. Um, what happened to the former world champions requirement? And isn't Magnus competing against Joe in the BFG series? Well, this lasted all of three weeks before the wheels came off.

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  51. So they'll prolly end up adding Hardy and call it at that?

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  52. Stop saying "Sports Entertainment" Magnus

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  53. So one would think that the push is to have Joe be the MEM's guy in the BFG series, but I get the shitty feeling they're building to it being Magnus. Magnus ain't terrible but Joe vs. Bully is something I wanna see on a big scale.

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  54. Well it's not hard to see why this guy is banging Mickie James. Dude looks pimp!

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  55. Sting said they were looking for unity over championships.

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  56. Anyone else noticed that for some inexplicable reason, they're using the heel MEM theme instead of the new one? Random.

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  57. Chris Sabin looks like a Lil Bret

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  58. My bad, I missed that. Nonetheless, call them something else if the "main event" means nothing. I don't think Magnus has ever main evented Impact, much less a PPV.

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  59. Mr. Bayless is NOT responsible for any cases of alcohol poisoning that may occur as a result.

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  60. I think the Joseph Park gimmick is finally starting to run its course with me. I know it's not going anywhere, though.

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  61. This Gut Check is gonna be a colossal train wreck.

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  62. I feel that way with the whole show. Nothing's going anywhere until BFG.

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  63. We saw your best effort last week, yet you lost?! You muppet.

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  64. "This is....Manik" Where's Gary Michael Cappetta when you need him?

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  65. Tenay and Taz sitting behind a basic bare table looks so amateur.

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  66. That was one hell of a match.

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  67. That was tits. You could really see Angle getting into it, he was super high energy out there watching. That finish was insane. And it sets up a big babyface to take a shot at Bully, because just having Sabin go out there on his own after having spun wheels with Kenny King for so long would just be death. But now it has some extra juice behind it.

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  68. I disagree. 4 is perfect IF the storylines are properly thought out and executed.

    They aren't.

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  69. Mmmmm Taylor Swift... I'd like to give her a reason to write a #1 single about me...

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  70. I'd like to punish Hemme hard... (I mean sex)

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  71. All women in wrestling need to be heels... they are always so much hotter as such.

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  72. Hogan is so awful at stuff like that. It reminded me of a couple promos of his. When he was teaming with Brutus against Money Inc.


    "What should we call ourselves? The trio of uh...MEGA Maniacs."


    And then his intro of the Booty Man in WCW. I STILL think that he was supposed to be the Boogie Man or something and Hogan screwed the name up and they didn't want to make him look stupid.

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