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Kurt Angle Arrested For DWI Following Impact

Source (Includes Mug Shot)

This is his fourth alcohol related arrest in six years.  No word on any punishment or any changes in storylines.

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  1. Integrity, Intensity, and Inebriated.

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  2. There are certainly worse mugshots out there, but Kurt's eyes definitely look bloodshot and glazed over...
    Man, I wish Kurt would just hang it up already. Clearly he has a lot of problems, but I feel like they wouldn't be so bad if he stepped away from the spotlight for a while. It's like TNA is his enabler.

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  3. Your_Favourite_AssholeAugust 2, 2013 at 3:35 PM

    'so kurt, weve come up with a finish to the hardcore justice tag match...'

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  4. Your_Favourite_AssholeAugust 2, 2013 at 3:35 PM

    inconceivable!

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  5. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryAugust 2, 2013 at 3:44 PM

    It can be truly said that he can blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol, blame it on the a-a-a-a a-a-a-a a-a-a-a-a-a...

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  6. #AskDixie have you thought about saving on car service by having Kurt serve as your transportation?

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  7. On the other hand, they might be a lot worse if he didn't have TNA to occupy his time.

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  8. Inebriated, Intoxicated, and Infatuated (with animal sex with black women. See: Sharmell and Rhaka.)

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  9. (don't make the Benoit joke... don't make the Benoit joke... just don't fucking do it...)

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  10. Drunk driving is illegal in Texas?

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  11. I think he's being reckless because he knows when he's done wrestling, he's got nothing left to do. He's built his entire life on working out and athletics, and he knows when his kids are grown and he's old and broken down, life isn't going to mean all that much anymore. Hell look at Flair.

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  12. Or...he's an alcoholic. Or he has CTE. Or he's just incredibly irresponsible. Or he's a privileged asshole. There are MANY reasons why Angle could be doing this so let's not play armchair psychologist.

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  13. And we all wondered why WWE isn't interested in him anymore...

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  14. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that this type of stuff, plus his increasingly erratic behavior, is part of the reason WWE isn't interested in him anymore. Very sadly, he has to be toward the top of "wrestlers most likely to die unexpectedly in the next 2-3 years" list.

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  15. Blame it on the Goose, gotcha feeling lose.

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  16. We'll if he has to multitask and use this to double as his drivers license photo, he can do alot worse.

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  17. For what it's worth, this might be the first of his arrests where he has fessed up and appears to be seeking help. At least according to his Twitter.

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  18. I thought the August 1 surprise was Tito Ortiz, not Jose Cuervo.

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  19. I think Integrity has been replaced by Idiocy.

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  20. MaffewOfBotchamaniaAugust 2, 2013 at 5:36 PM

    Are you supposed to mix alcohol with painkillers?

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  21. God damn he looks like a badass in his mug shot

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  22. Fine DAD. Though, aside from the DWIs, has he otherwise had a history of alcoholism?

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  23. Took a while for Matt Hardy too.

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  24. Two Words: Accountability Crib

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  25. Are you serious? "I know he has 4 DWI's and all, but is he really an alcoholic?"

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  26. Scream09_HartKillerAugust 2, 2013 at 6:01 PM

    He won a gold medal with a broken neck, I'm sure he can drive drunk.

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  27. I meant to say PRIOR history, sorry. As in prior to joining TNA, or prior to wrestling in general.

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  28. It's fine as long as you throw in some steroids.

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  29. He has a prior history of painkiller addiction and steroid use.

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  30. Ah. I also forgot his divorce went down during this time as well, I'm sure that contributed somehow, if not fueled it.

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  31. #AskDixie was one of the cuts Kurt's designated driver?

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  32. It's just about the only thing that is.

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  33. I wouldn't disagree. But if he's top of that list, it wouldn't be that unexpected, Shirley?

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  34. Your Honor, I don't actually know the defendant, but I have seen his match with HBK, and I'm pretty sure that qualifies me as an expert in this case.

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  35. Wash them down with a triple espresso and look at him, he's fine, he's jumping around.

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  36. He looks like Chris Benoit without hair.

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  37. "We don't want him to seek help! A downvote for you!"

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  38. "...broken freakin neck..."


    FIFY

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  39. In Piper's day it would have been coke, so things have improved!

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  40. There are air quotes around the "unexpectedly." I'm surprised you couldn't see them.

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  41. Yup. He's been on a downhill slide for awhile now.

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  42. Although. Weirdly enough, there's nothing that Vince likes more than someone who beat his demons. So if Kurt cleaned up, Vince might take him back. And you could do a reborn S.E.S. with Punk and Kurt.

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  43. He just announced that he's headed immediately into rehab. Wonder what this does for the Loser Leaves Town match? Perhaps 4 on 4 or something. Rampage is the one getting pinned no matter what, though.

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  44. From what someone who was stationed down there told me, its still illegal to drive over the limit, but if you can blow under the limit you can drive with an open container? Not sure if that's realy true.

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  45. Dixie: "Kurt, I hate to say this, but we're going to have to let you go."

    Kurt: "Just because I got another DWI?!"

    Dixie: "You got a DWI?"

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  46. Isnt one of the reasons he left WWE in the first place because he wouldn't go to rehab?

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  47. Holy shit that would be amazing.

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  48. Or maybe they just don't want him to join a cult.

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  49. DDP is a cult leader?

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  50. Wasn't this why, in the old days, the veterans used to travel with rookies? So they'd have a chauffeur to wheel them around from city to city while they got belligerently drunk. What happened to that?

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  51. DDP aspires to be a cult leader. Right now it's still just a flop house with yoga.

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  52. Yeah, but it's an incidental crime. You have to have a tail light out or something for Texas police to actually pull you over.

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  53. Anyone know if WWE is footing the bill for this rehab?

    That would be sad on multiple levels.

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  54. YOU'RE DRUNK!
    YOU'RE DRUNK!
    YOU'RE DRUNK!
    YOU'RE DRUNK!

    YOU'RE DRUNK!
    YOU'RE DRUNK!
    YOU'RE DRUNK!
    YOU'RE DRUNK!

    (Keyboard solo)

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  55. So much for the milk truck...

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  56. That was a milk truck? I thought he was just really, really happy to see us.

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  57. Angle d. North, hose job at 1:22 shown

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  58. Angle d. North, Hose Job at 1:24 shown

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  59. Given the way TNA's run, I get the feeling the last episode of Impact will be Angle and Sting waiting around for Hogan to get back from buying cigarettes.

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  60. Maybe they made him recite the three Is instead of the alphabet.

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  61. Samoa Joe: "It's... Tito Ortiz."
    Angle: "The crowd is dead."
    Sting: "Well, only one thing left to do... get blackout drunk. I'm buying."
    Angle: "Then I'm drinking."
    Sting: "Do you promise to take a cab this time?"
    Angle: "Of course... if I get busted for another DWI, I'll surely go to prison for three to five years."
    Sting: "Well, no, you wouldn't... your celebrity, as minute as it is, would keep you out of there... especially after a lengthy, costly trial."
    Angle: "I don't know why we're even talking about this, I'm *so* taking a cab."
    Samoa Joe: "Guys, Tito is just standing there with his arms crossed staring at me... it's uncomfortable. Can we go?"
    Angle: "Sure, let's hit the road, I'm driving."
    Everyone: "AN-GLE!"
    *freeze the screen and cue Main Event Mafia sitcom theme*

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  62. "Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!"

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  63. Must have been black ice.

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  64. Yup. And not going to rehab worked out great for Amy Winehouse.

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  65. Nelson is still waiting

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  66. Someone hit him with Orlando Jordan's old finisher?

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  67. Your_Favourite_AssholeAugust 3, 2013 at 12:35 AM

    the rookies are back at the hotel playing video games

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  68. The rookies got fired.

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  69. Must've not been a Bryan fan, cause she said No, No, No.

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  70. Yea he does. Good observation. Same big ass steroid head and jaw.

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  71. Hall moved out already, so it isn't much of a cult.

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  72. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.............

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  73. I'd watch, as long as one subplot is random guy getting choked out for no good reason by Joe.


    ...Well, maybe just not a good enough reason to stay out of jail, if the guy was in any condition afterward to accuse him.

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