Source (Includes Mug Shot)
This is his fourth alcohol related arrest in six years. No word on any punishment or any changes in storylines.
This is his fourth alcohol related arrest in six years. No word on any punishment or any changes in storylines.
Integrity, Intensity, and Inebriated.
ReplyDeleteThere are certainly worse mugshots out there, but Kurt's eyes definitely look bloodshot and glazed over...
ReplyDeleteMan, I wish Kurt would just hang it up already. Clearly he has a lot of problems, but I feel like they wouldn't be so bad if he stepped away from the spotlight for a while. It's like TNA is his enabler.
'so kurt, weve come up with a finish to the hardcore justice tag match...'
ReplyDeleteinconceivable!
ReplyDeleteIt can be truly said that he can blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol, blame it on the a-a-a-a a-a-a-a a-a-a-a-a-a...
ReplyDelete#AskDixie have you thought about saving on car service by having Kurt serve as your transportation?
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, they might be a lot worse if he didn't have TNA to occupy his time.
ReplyDeleteInebriated, Intoxicated, and Infatuated (with animal sex with black women. See: Sharmell and Rhaka.)
ReplyDelete(don't make the Benoit joke... don't make the Benoit joke... just don't fucking do it...)
ReplyDeleteDrunk driving is illegal in Texas?
ReplyDeleteI think he's being reckless because he knows when he's done wrestling, he's got nothing left to do. He's built his entire life on working out and athletics, and he knows when his kids are grown and he's old and broken down, life isn't going to mean all that much anymore. Hell look at Flair.
ReplyDeleteOr...he's an alcoholic. Or he has CTE. Or he's just incredibly irresponsible. Or he's a privileged asshole. There are MANY reasons why Angle could be doing this so let's not play armchair psychologist.
ReplyDeleteAnd we all wondered why WWE isn't interested in him anymore...
ReplyDeleteI'm going to go out on a limb and say that this type of stuff, plus his increasingly erratic behavior, is part of the reason WWE isn't interested in him anymore. Very sadly, he has to be toward the top of "wrestlers most likely to die unexpectedly in the next 2-3 years" list.
ReplyDeleteBlame it on the Goose, gotcha feeling lose.
ReplyDeleteWe'll if he has to multitask and use this to double as his drivers license photo, he can do alot worse.
ReplyDeleteFor what it's worth, this might be the first of his arrests where he has fessed up and appears to be seeking help. At least according to his Twitter.
ReplyDeleteI thought the August 1 surprise was Tito Ortiz, not Jose Cuervo.
ReplyDeleteThe Breathalyzer was hacked...
ReplyDeleteI think Integrity has been replaced by Idiocy.
ReplyDeleteAre you supposed to mix alcohol with painkillers?
ReplyDeleteGod damn he looks like a badass in his mug shot
ReplyDeleteFine DAD. Though, aside from the DWIs, has he otherwise had a history of alcoholism?
ReplyDeleteTook a while for Matt Hardy too.
ReplyDeleteEVERYTHING IS FINE.
ReplyDeleteTwo Words: Accountability Crib
ReplyDeleteAre you serious? "I know he has 4 DWI's and all, but is he really an alcoholic?"
ReplyDeleteHe won a gold medal with a broken neck, I'm sure he can drive drunk.
ReplyDeleteI meant to say PRIOR history, sorry. As in prior to joining TNA, or prior to wrestling in general.
ReplyDeleteIt's fine as long as you throw in some steroids.
ReplyDeleteHe has a prior history of painkiller addiction and steroid use.
ReplyDeleteAh. I also forgot his divorce went down during this time as well, I'm sure that contributed somehow, if not fueled it.
ReplyDelete#AskDixie was one of the cuts Kurt's designated driver?
ReplyDeleteBrilliant.
ReplyDeleteIt's just about the only thing that is.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't disagree. But if he's top of that list, it wouldn't be that unexpected, Shirley?
ReplyDeleteYour Honor, I don't actually know the defendant, but I have seen his match with HBK, and I'm pretty sure that qualifies me as an expert in this case.
ReplyDeleteWash them down with a triple espresso and look at him, he's fine, he's jumping around.
ReplyDeleteHe looks like Chris Benoit without hair.
ReplyDelete"We don't want him to seek help! A downvote for you!"
ReplyDelete"...broken freakin neck..."
ReplyDeleteFIFY
He has Angle Foods!
ReplyDeleteIn Piper's day it would have been coke, so things have improved!
ReplyDeleteThere are air quotes around the "unexpectedly." I'm surprised you couldn't see them.
ReplyDeleteYup. He's been on a downhill slide for awhile now.
ReplyDeleteAlthough. Weirdly enough, there's nothing that Vince likes more than someone who beat his demons. So if Kurt cleaned up, Vince might take him back. And you could do a reborn S.E.S. with Punk and Kurt.
ReplyDeleteHe just announced that he's headed immediately into rehab. Wonder what this does for the Loser Leaves Town match? Perhaps 4 on 4 or something. Rampage is the one getting pinned no matter what, though.
ReplyDeleteFrom what someone who was stationed down there told me, its still illegal to drive over the limit, but if you can blow under the limit you can drive with an open container? Not sure if that's realy true.
ReplyDeleteDixie: "Kurt, I hate to say this, but we're going to have to let you go."
ReplyDeleteKurt: "Just because I got another DWI?!"
Dixie: "You got a DWI?"
Isnt one of the reasons he left WWE in the first place because he wouldn't go to rehab?
ReplyDeleteHoly shit that would be amazing.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe they just don't want him to join a cult.
ReplyDeleteDDP is a cult leader?
ReplyDeleteWasn't this why, in the old days, the veterans used to travel with rookies? So they'd have a chauffeur to wheel them around from city to city while they got belligerently drunk. What happened to that?
ReplyDeleteDDP aspires to be a cult leader. Right now it's still just a flop house with yoga.
ReplyDeleteYeah, but it's an incidental crime. You have to have a tail light out or something for Texas police to actually pull you over.
ReplyDeleteAnyone know if WWE is footing the bill for this rehab?
ReplyDeleteThat would be sad on multiple levels.
YOU'RE DRUNK!
ReplyDeleteYOU'RE DRUNK!
YOU'RE DRUNK!
YOU'RE DRUNK!
YOU'RE DRUNK!
YOU'RE DRUNK!
YOU'RE DRUNK!
YOU'RE DRUNK!
(Keyboard solo)
So much for the milk truck...
ReplyDeleteThat was a milk truck? I thought he was just really, really happy to see us.
ReplyDeleteAngle d. North, hose job at 1:22 shown
ReplyDeleteAngle d. North, Hose Job at 1:24 shown
ReplyDeleteGiven the way TNA's run, I get the feeling the last episode of Impact will be Angle and Sting waiting around for Hogan to get back from buying cigarettes.
ReplyDeleteMaybe they made him recite the three Is instead of the alphabet.
ReplyDeleteSamoa Joe: "It's... Tito Ortiz."
ReplyDeleteAngle: "The crowd is dead."
Sting: "Well, only one thing left to do... get blackout drunk. I'm buying."
Angle: "Then I'm drinking."
Sting: "Do you promise to take a cab this time?"
Angle: "Of course... if I get busted for another DWI, I'll surely go to prison for three to five years."
Sting: "Well, no, you wouldn't... your celebrity, as minute as it is, would keep you out of there... especially after a lengthy, costly trial."
Angle: "I don't know why we're even talking about this, I'm *so* taking a cab."
Samoa Joe: "Guys, Tito is just standing there with his arms crossed staring at me... it's uncomfortable. Can we go?"
Angle: "Sure, let's hit the road, I'm driving."
Everyone: "AN-GLE!"
*freeze the screen and cue Main Event Mafia sitcom theme*
"Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!"
ReplyDeleteOuch.
ReplyDeleteMust have been black ice.
ReplyDeleteYup. And not going to rehab worked out great for Amy Winehouse.
ReplyDeleteNelson is still waiting
ReplyDeleteSomeone hit him with Orlando Jordan's old finisher?
ReplyDeletethe rookies are back at the hotel playing video games
ReplyDeleteThe rookies got fired.
ReplyDeleteMust've not been a Bryan fan, cause she said No, No, No.
ReplyDeleteYea he does. Good observation. Same big ass steroid head and jaw.
ReplyDeleteHall moved out already, so it isn't much of a cult.
ReplyDeleteRiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.............
ReplyDeleteI sersiouly LOLed at that.
ReplyDeleteI'd watch, as long as one subplot is random guy getting choked out for no good reason by Joe.
ReplyDelete...Well, maybe just not a good enough reason to stay out of jail, if the guy was in any condition afterward to accuse him.