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Let's play 'Name That Finisher'

Hey Caliber,

         Your friendly fellow fitness buff here. I am proposing that in honor of the guy that trained him we start a movement to name Daniel Bryan's new running knee finisher "Sweet Beard Music" What do you think? I bet everyone on the blog can unite, (for a change) to make this  happen.


(YankeesHoganTripleHFan)

You know, it's not bad. But I have to admit I'm partial to Goat Knees Pizza. Especially since he's going up against Orton, and they can call it the GKP. And you know, you call it the Pizza because you eat that shit.

So, how about it, gang? Anyone have a better idea? It'll be one of the BoD's many highlights amongst it's legacy.

Comments

  1. "The Dive Bry Shooting"

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  2. I don't have a good alternative, but not crazy about either of them. Goat Knees Pizza is too goofy and cute for a top guy finisher, and I don't like the idea of naming a finisher after someone else's finisher.

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  3. Sweet Chin Music refers to the noise Shawn's foot makes when it hits the guy's chin. Bryan is the bearded one, not his opponent, so you wouldn't hear any sweet beard music when his knees hit their face.

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  4. F-U says hello, and that shit worked for years


    but I agree, not crazy about either of the two in Caliber's post

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  5. I like calling it the "Not Today!" or something else that signifies that Bryan isn't about to give up.

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  6. Yeah, but that at least started as a mockery of Brock and then fit Cena's character very well.

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  7. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdAugust 25, 2013 at 10:27 AM

    Yeah, that was my thought too.

    You collect action figures, Chris?

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  8. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdAugust 25, 2013 at 10:28 AM

    Except for Mick's Sweet Chin Music, that was awesome.

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  9. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdAugust 25, 2013 at 10:29 AM

    Not bad, but it wouldn't fly in the PG era. If he used a kick, then it could be The Drive Bry Shoeing. Or a Run-By Fruiting.

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  10. How about, "You're Going To Get Your F**king Head Kicked In"?

    No, wait.

    That won't work.

    It's a knee, not a kick.

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  11. Your_Favourite_AssholeAugust 25, 2013 at 10:40 AM

    public enemy had a finisher called the drive-by

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  12. Easy, base it on his theme music.

    "Ride Of The Valky-Knees".

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  13. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonAugust 25, 2013 at 10:57 AM

    "Take a knee, 'cause the games over..."

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  14. I think Mick's was Sweet Shin Music

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  15. Yeah....I'm gonna go with Sweet Beard Music....that was pretty good

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  16. The Yes Lock and the No Go

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  17. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdAugust 25, 2013 at 11:20 AM

    er, dammit, that's what I meant. STEVEN!

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  18. I'm not trying to ruin the fun of renaming a finisher, but I kind of love the Shining Wizard as a name.

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  19. C'mon guys, stop being so mature. The Hi-Knee. IT'S RIGHT THERE!

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  20. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdAugust 25, 2013 at 11:28 AM

    I never understood why it was ever called that.

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  21. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdAugust 25, 2013 at 11:29 AM

    That one already belonged to The Booty Man. If D-Bry will start wearing the same outfits, then by all means.

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  22. I don't think it meant anything. My understanding is that Muta came up with the name.

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  23. Does anyone besides the Internet even remember The Booty Man? Think about it.


    Cole: "Oh my god, ladies and gentlemen -- DANIEL BRYAN NAILS A HI-KNEE!"

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  24. Bitch about the awful names that the WWE gives their rookies, but it's a good thing people here aren't doing it instead. Christ. Sweet Beard Music? Goat Knees Pizza? The fuck? Like, you thought these were GOOD names?

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  25. The 'Knee Deep In Shit'!

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  26. YankeesHoganTripleHFanAugust 25, 2013 at 12:05 PM

    Your father didn't love you when you were a child did he?

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  27. YankeesHoganTripleHFanAugust 25, 2013 at 12:06 PM

    I came up with Sweet Beard Music but I could get behind the No Go. Well Done!

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  28. YankeesHoganTripleHFanAugust 25, 2013 at 12:07 PM

    Your thinking about this way to hard. Just saying.

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  29. And then he shaves the beard. Does he ditch it, or re-name it?

    The drive-bry wins this one.

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  30. Steve DirtyGhost NelsonAugust 25, 2013 at 12:19 PM

    10 points for the ms doubtfire line

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  31. I'm gonna have to vote for Drive Bry too.

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  32. Sweet Beard music is way better than goats knees pizza

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  33. Plays off of Go 2 Sleep a bit, too.

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  34. The Howling Goat

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  35. I'm not sure how it can be my fault that you're awful at naming wrestling moves, but if it helps you get through the day....

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  36. Except Bryan's knee isn't a shining wizard--It's delivered from a straight run

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  37. BURNING HAMMER!!!!!
    ORANGE CRUSH!!!!!
    EMERALD FLOWSION!!!!!

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  38. Could always pay tribute to his time in Japan and call it the Oh-Knee.

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  39. "In honor of the guy that trained him" so Rudy Boy Gonzalez then? Because last I checked Shawn Michaels was good for throwing tempter tantrums and not being around at all during the training process. Kind of like the Bruce Hart of Texas if you will. Rudy Boy did all the heavy lifting but now that Shawn's a good boy and so many of the guys he "trained" went on to be a success he's now their "trainer".

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  40. Yeah, it's a Busaiku Knee Kick. At this point, WWE should just throw money at KENTA and bring him over, since now they have two of their top faces aping on his moveset.

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  41. He owned the school and designed the curriculum and evaluated all the talents. Did you think every "trainer" actually got in the ring and bumped around with their trainees? They always had a younger guy doing hanfs on stuff. I'm willing to bet Killer Kowalski never laid hands on Damien Sandow in his life.

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  42. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdAugust 25, 2013 at 1:41 PM

    Your avatar is an egg, and your name is Stan Ford. It's like a grey color crayon telling aqua that he's a fag.

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  43. Jurassic Powers
    miracle violence connection
    CHAOS

    I love Japan so much.

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  44. "Goatbuster". And he can yell out, "Who ya gonna call?" before he hits it.

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  45. Because Bryan's a guy who i'd bet could appreciate a good Simpsons reference, how about the Toothchipper?

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  46. Sadly it isn't a shining wizard so this would make no sense as a name for it.

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  47. I Knee-d You Now.

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  48. And the internet is such a small place?

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  49. I think this same talk has happened 7 times in the last week on here.

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  50. Knee to the Face... because he is a WRESTLER and doesn't need to give it a cute SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT name.


    /thread

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  51. At least. Flair is kinda slow.

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  52. I guess I'm missing a joke, but what in the world does Goat Knees Pizza mean?

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  53. This is my favourite

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  54. I see you're still here. Not man enough to actually follow through with leaving, huh? lol.

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  55. I don't go into every thread. I looked up the replay and I'm wrong, it wasn't a Shining Wizard. Not the end of the world.

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  56. Decided I wasn't going to let one douche bag ruin it for me.

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  57. You're the one that promised it, I really don't care, but you can't keep my name off your lips...do I taste that good?


    As for being "slow", yes, I got a wrestling move wrong. Someone call the cops! Pretty sure I'm more successful than you, so I'm not to worried...

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  58. LOL wow you are sad... all I said is you were slow because you haven't noticed something that has been mentioned numerous times... and you are still worried about being more successful than me, even though it had no bearing on the conversation. Not much more to add here. Have a nice day.

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  59. If it wasn't you, I could've cared less, but since you feel like insulting me again after many days since our last "bru-ha-ha", I felt appropriate to respond. Go ahead, re-analyze me again, asshole.

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  60. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdAugust 25, 2013 at 2:22 PM

    They called him Goat Face for a while. His finisher involves a his knees. There's something called Goat Cheese Pizza.

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  61. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdAugust 25, 2013 at 2:24 PM

    He said he was leaving?

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  62. Since no one is intent on putting this thread to rest...


    The name? Whatta Maneuver.


    There.

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  63. Yeah, but contrary to what he may think of me, I don't want to be the cause for anyone leaving, but whatever. He has a certain impression of me, and it's the internet so there's no fixing it. Figured after our last flame war we would just post on threads and stay out of each others way, but I see he can't manage that. Of course, it's all on me, even though he called me "slow" and a "douche bag" within two comments. What can you do? lol.

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  64. To be clear, I can just see his character explaining it this way.

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  65. Wow the douche force is at full strength today

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  66. Something about ants and a picnic!

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  67. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdAugust 25, 2013 at 2:36 PM

    Well, if it makes you feel any better, Flair, I think you're the tops!

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  68. Holy shit! A Caliber Winfield(tm) endorsement? If I ever write a book, I'm putting that in my caption! ;-)

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  69. how about just Sweat Beard Music

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  70. I used to, but I don't see how that makes "Sweet Beard Music" makes any sense. His beard doesn't make a noise. I await witty action figure jokes from someone who thinks "kid gloves" are what you wear when you watch a children's movie.

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  71. Kneed for Speed
    Full Kneed Ahead
    Affirmative Action
    No Chance
    Greatest of all Time Knee (G.O.A.T Knee)--I can't believe they haven't played up this acronym yet. It's right there!
    The Head Rush
    Nothing to Fear but Beard Itself (eventually shortened to Beard Itself)
    The Cattle Call (call back to his old finish)
    The Yes I Can or The Yes Icon (to add a little wordplay)
    The Shining Example
    The Knee Scrambler (to pay tribute to Regal's Knee Trembler)

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  72. Well now I feel bad for attributing the party defecation to you.

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  73. Just fucking delete his shit. Seriously. If all he wants is to flame you, just nip it in the damn bud. We're the mods, we run this neighborhood. Gotta make an example out of anyone who don't pay respect.

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  74. At this point, if he gets booted or whatever, it won't come from me. I figured we could just simply co-exist...

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  75. The Love-Matic Grampa!August 25, 2013 at 3:33 PM

    The B+. And both knees would be a "Solid B+".


    Come on guys, it's RIGHT THERE.

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  76. WWE, Shawn Michaels, AND Daniel Bryan all credit Shawn as a trainer and mentor; who are we argue?

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  77. Walk up to the average WWE fan and ask who The Booty Man is. Go ahead, I'll wait.

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  78. Scape Goat Strike.

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  79. That's an awful insult. Is that even an insult?

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  80. Deface of the company.

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  81. Just call it "The Goat".

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  82. Your_Favourite_AssholeAugust 25, 2013 at 4:10 PM

    regardless of real life or wwe, his name has bryan in it

    he uses his knees

    ergo, his finisher should be called b's knees

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  83. What about Bry-KO?

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  84. What about the F-U? That was a dig a Brock's F-5 and I always thought that was a cool finisher name especially for Cena's rapper gimmick.

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  85. The Kryptonite Knee, or The Doomsday Knee would be the most appropo.

    Or if he were a heel, the Make a Wish Nightmare.

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  86. Oh, that is good. Especially the Solid B.

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  87. If by thinking about it hard means he's thinking at all then yes. Otherwise it makes no sense and would make Daniel Bryan look like an idiot.

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  88. You're the one who shat on the conversation.

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  89. False. You simply misunderstood... and I didn't get that this was a shit reference either.

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  90. MaffewOfBotchamaniaAugust 25, 2013 at 5:34 PM

    THE FINAL COUNTDOWN

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  91. "KNEES! the Greatest of All Time!"

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  92. You're Going to To Get Your Fucking Head Kneed In?

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  93. That's a good idea, man. But I liked it better when I posted it 4 hours before you.

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  94. Yeah, but the name worked for Cena's character at the time. If someone had never heard of Brock, they wouldn't think twice about the finisher name, it fit the character better than a ton of other peoples finishers. But Sweet Beard Music makes absolutely no sense unless you understand that Shawn Michaels finisher is the Sweet Chin Music. And unlike, say, Shining Wizard which at least sounds cool, it ONLY works as a play on a retired wrestlers finisher.


    I probably should have specified that I don't like the idea of naming a finisher after someone's finisher if the name doesn't really make sense otherwise. The F-U was a knock on Brock's F-5, but it ALSO fits Cena perfectly so once Brock was gone, he just kept using it. I know people who have been watching since the 90s who didn't realize Cena named his finisher after Brocks, it never even occurred to them.

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  95. It sounds less like a play on words, and more like a goat dropping a kneedrop on a pizza. Its very meh.

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  96. Your_Favourite_AssholeAugust 25, 2013 at 7:12 PM

    well it obviously means you have sandow-like intellect if yer thinkin' like me


    yer welome!

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  97. That's bullshit, I'm a pro at naming finishers.

    For instance, I'd call Bryan's knee-to-the-face the 'Spackle & Chicken Quesadilla'. Fits like a glove.

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  98. The Forcible Aborton
    Holocaust Knee
    JFK Killer

    Sandusky From Hell

    Dane Cook Joke

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  99. Knee's All That
    Diz-knee Land
    No Means Yes
    The Gym Teacher
    Goat Punishment
    Goat Check

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  100. "No Means Yes" is my favourite ever.

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  101. Special Knees Child
    Knees Knees Me

    Kneez Nutz
    Knees & Crackers
    Knees & Carrots
    Face, We Hardly Knew Knee

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  102. I'm In Kneed (of a Goat)

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  103. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonAugust 25, 2013 at 9:53 PM

    So did MVP.

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  104. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonAugust 25, 2013 at 9:54 PM

    Also takes a shot at HHH.

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  105. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdAugust 26, 2013 at 2:50 AM

    Um, it doesn't.

    I'm a big action figure collector too. I thought perhaps we could talk about it is all.

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  106. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdAugust 26, 2013 at 2:52 AM

    All I Kneed Is Time

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  107. I'd prefer the A+ over the B+, it'd be a nice spin on Steph's comment AND on Cena's AA. He could also call it the "Paradigm Shift" but I don't think it would catch on with the kids.

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  108. Betcha' ten bucks the pizza most likely did some fucked up shit to that goat to warrant a kneedrop (why do I feel like this would be a scene of an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force?)

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