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QOTD - August 26th, 2013

Greetings, hububaloohs.

Today's question is an interesting one, from a Mr. Steven Jones.

Hey Calibre,

Love what you bring to Keiths blog.  You are great.  A Top Ten Guy in my book.
I had a good idea for QOTD.  Remember Blossom, and "On a very special episode of Blossom..."
What if the WWE did that?  On a very special episode of Monday Night RAW?  Could be some funny stuff.  Thought I would throw that out to you and the blog.

Keep it real
Thanks Culiber.
First off, Steven, it's Calibray. 

You know, people always talk about the "very special episodes" from the late 80's, early 90's, but I really only remember two. The Family Matter's episode about gun violence, where someone was shot over a pair of shoes, and the Full House where Stephanie's friend was beat by his dad. Then at one point Danny comes up and is all "Steph, you didn't take out the trash", to which Stephanie replies later "Oh man, I'm in big trouble" and her friend tells her to think of a funny movie like Home Alone or something when it happens. Then after the episode, Jesse & Steph talked to us about abuse. I'm sure wxnymcneal can tell us the date it aired, the production number, and the real names of everyone who appeared in that episode. 

Raw doing that would be pretty funny. Would it be about some low-on-the-totem Diva trying to hide the fact that Randy Orton's touching made her uncomfortable? Or the new, hip celebrity, Johnny Dakota hosts Raw, and tries to get Kofi & Zack Ryder to try pot. "Oh look, Johnny, Kofi's "just saying no"'. Now, that's a Raw I'd actually watch.

How say you?

Comments

  1. Stephanie:

    "So please, Be A Star and do not defecate in the purse of a woman."

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  2. Theres a Benoit joke to be made here somewhere

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  3. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonAugust 26, 2013 at 10:03 AM

    Well Pat Patterson is retired now, but there could always be a new wrestler that had to "pay his dues" to get into the business.

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  4. I'm sad to say that I knew right away who Johnny Dakota was. Damn Saved by the Bell.....

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  5. "So please, don't hang yourself after choking out your wife and son. Hang yourself *first*."


    The More You Know

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  6. so if you write for the blog, you are allowed to email yourself questions?

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  7. it would kind of work as the endgame of the Ryback bullying stuff

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  8. Here's a handy dandy list of them: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/VerySpecialEpisode/LiveActionTV

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  9. Family Matters had several Very Special Episodes, the gun one and the nigger one. There's also the one where Harriet's dad shows up, having abandoned the family. He has an emotional reunion with Rachel and Harriet and is never seen again.


    There's also the awesome episode where Carl deals with the anniversary of a civilian being killed on his watch and he meets the grieving wife at the cemetery. That episode rules all.


    Full House had the arc of Jesse going back to school to get his diploma, but that wasn't really a VSE. The child abuse episode is amazing. Of the top 5 moments in my life, Stephanie completely owning Michelle when she acts like a brat over being grounded over the 900 number has to be on there.


    Step By Step had the episode where it was discovered JT has dyslexia because he argues with Cody over whether the book is Basic Economics or Economics Basic.


    AVClub just talked about the famous Diff'rent Strokes episode involving a pedophile. Diff'rent Strokes had a lot of episodes like that. In fact, the final episode dealt with steroids.

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  10. YankeesHoganTripleHFanAugust 26, 2013 at 10:16 AM

    CM Punk, not getting enough of a buzz from his Pepsi gets hooked on caffeine pills.


    AJ starts hanging out with older boys and breaks her leg in a car accident. Daniel Bryan comes to here window and tells her he loves her.


    John Cena joins a cult.

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  11. Full House also had episodes about drunk driving, reckless driving and smoking.


    Gia was such a cunt. She had it coming when Stephanie embarrassed her in front of the school.


    Oh! Facts of Life has the one where Tootie meets the teenage prostitute in the diner. It's incredible, mainly because Tootie is insanely dense.

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  12. Iron Sheik could give the PSA: "Be a man, kill YOURSELF!"

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  13. YOU GOTTA LOVE CALIBER POSTING THE OOTD WITH A DUDE PUTTING HIM OVER.


    TYPICAL CALIBER CRAP

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  14. I can't get over the fact that they had the laugh track going throughout the "cartoon porn" portion of that Diff'rent Strokes episode.

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  15. Yea, if ever an episode shouldn't be filmed in front of a studio audience.....


    The All in the Family rape episodes are awesome. I heard the guy who played the attempted rapist had trouble getting work and being seen in public.

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  16. Fresh Prince went on a run of several "very special episodes," culminating in Ben Vereen returning as Will's absentee father, only to swerve Will and abandon him again.

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  17. Lol 'Steven Jones'

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  18. That was on ABC Family last week.


    That final scene is tremendous and is just heartbreaking.


    "HOW COME HE DON WANT ME MAN" is great, as is the big hug with Uncle Phil.


    Will calling him Lou too. Ooo I have to watch that on youtube.

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  19. A black teenager getting shot in Chicago over a pair of sneakers???? C'mon family matters...that's way too unrealistic.

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  20. Family Matters and Fresh Prince both did racist cops episodes and both are amazing.


    Family Matters has Carl going to the diner and just reaming out the racist cops, and then giving a stern talking to the younger cop.


    Fresh Prince has Hank Azaria as the racist cop and some greatness from Uncle Phil. Carlton's "I would've stopped us" is haunting.

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  21. They could educate a lot of people on the dangers of steroid use and pain medication abuse... that is the danger of losing your job if you don't do both.

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  22. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DRoTHnt5Fg



    Come on.


    The partner is named Jack Evans!

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  23. Stranger in the AlpsAugust 26, 2013 at 10:31 AM

    Tonight on a Very Special RAW: Darren Young comes out as gay. Santino Marella ponders why his gay-dar was broken, as he is taken by surprise.

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  24. Thread jack: did anyone see the VMAs???? I don't like Justin Timberlake but wow did he tear the fucking house down last night, I can't believe drake is considered rap (as a Kobe fan I do like the bitch you wasn't with me shooting in the gym song but still...) and miley Cyrus...I had no idea she was so into the drug culture and she damn near fucked robin thicke on stage. Go miley! I was ready to snort some molly and go dance with those rolling bears

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  25. Was that from the real toptenguy?

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  26. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AW9pklBXqk4



    She yells about Mayberry RFD, and then calls the guy Barney Fife. That's The Andy Griffith Show.

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  27. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSKyaXkzVvc



    Amazing.

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  28. I've seriously got that la da dee da dee we like to party dance with moll-oll-y stuck chorus stuck in my head... every post I'm reading is to the tune of that song... also she's smoking hot but man did her ass look terrible

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  29. On a very special episode of Raw; lil AJ Lee doesn't know what to do with Vince McMahon's uncomfortable touching of her body.
    Guest starring Sonic the Hedgehog.

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  30. Stranger in the AlpsAugust 26, 2013 at 10:49 AM

    I'm worried about you, man. Do we need to do an intervention here on the blog?

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  31. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdAugust 26, 2013 at 10:49 AM

    She's smoking hot? Maybe a year or two ago, when she was a healthy weight, with much better hair, and even then she was cute. I'd reserve "smoking hot" for Jennifer Love Hewitt, or Lacey Charbet

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  32. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFY0HBkUm8o



    Not a Very Special Episode since it's the pilot, but this is one of the famous scenes from The Cosby Show. Cliff sonning Theo is amazing, especially 3:00 in

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  33. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdAugust 26, 2013 at 10:51 AM

    It's a lot of pressure being a top poster on the blog. You become a superstar. Tons of hound-dogs & chickenheads trying to jump on your jock. You weren't here, but a little while ago it all got to Fuj's head and he went on a PCP fueled rage in where he drove around on a Harley blasting a shotgun while screaming "THIS GUY GETS IT!"

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  34. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdAugust 26, 2013 at 10:53 AM

    That was an odd episode. I did dig Will with the eye-patch sunglasses though. "Word to Big Bird".

    I find it...interesting you take these sit-coms so seriously, and speak of them as a person would like Breaking Bad or something.

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  35. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdAugust 26, 2013 at 10:54 AM

    I would have left him too if he gave me that lame statue.

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  36. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdAugust 26, 2013 at 10:55 AM

    Oh yeah, Gia was the one who couldn't read, right?

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  37. YankeesHoganTripleHFanAugust 26, 2013 at 10:56 AM

    I thought Gia was hot.

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  38. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdAugust 26, 2013 at 10:56 AM

    Hey, don't be sad, seeing that episode clearly saved your life. Otherwise you'd be hooked on pot right now! Or dead from smoking a joint!

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  39. I like the short hair (but those pig tails were awful last night) and she has a perfectly toned body. I think her ass looked weird because those shorts were too tight. Plus she seems so dirty. What did you think of her performance cal?

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  40. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdAugust 26, 2013 at 10:57 AM

    So did I.

    I also had a huge crush on Danielle Harris, who always played the bad girl in early 90's sitcoms.

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  41. He didn't even see the statue. Will was going to give him the statue, but then he left.

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  42. Gia was just stupid and was a "bad" girl. She repeated a grade too.


    What's 0 + 0? Gia's grade point average! Her final appearance was the reckless driving episode where she broke her leg. She was never seen again.

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  43. Woah! I didn't say I was a fan of miley or jt, just that I enjoyed their performances. I also couldn't watch the Katy Perry boxing ring thing because it was too embarrassing to see and thought lady gaga singing through a hole in a sandwich board was 9 on the unintentional comedy scale.

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  44. Marla Sokoloff on The Practice was amazing. A guy spied on her in the shower and a dentist nibbled on her breasts.

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  45. Never seen Breaking Bad.

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  46. Marla Sokoloff was also in a movie where Mrs. Seinfeld gave Andy Griffith head

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  47. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdAugust 26, 2013 at 11:02 AM

    I thought she looked her hottest in the Can't Be Tamed video.

    I didn't see it. I don't have cable. I didn't even know the VMAs were last night until you made mention.

    When I was 16, I was fucking in LOVE with Britney Spears. Literally 80% of my room was adorned with photos of her. I recorded every time she was on TV and all this bullshit, and man, I remember watching the VMAs live that year and almost having a heart attack when she ripped off the suit. For two weeks I had people coming up to me and asking me about it.

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  48. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdAugust 26, 2013 at 11:02 AM

    as in "taken" "taken"?

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  49. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdAugust 26, 2013 at 11:03 AM

    You are an interesting fellow.

    What's the meaning behind your name, btw?

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  50. I remember where I was watching that....holy shit.


    Slave 4 U with the snake was a poor sequel.

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  51. NewsRadio. Greatest show on earth

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  52. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdAugust 26, 2013 at 11:04 AM

    Yeah, but I think he could sense it. Will's father seemed like the type to be hip to crappy gifts.

    I do agree his whole "how come he don't want me?" was pretty well done, and very sad.

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  53. I play the contrarian when it comes to TV with my friends. I just endlessly shit on every BEST SHOW ON TV they watch just to be a dick, though it's mainly The Wire and Breaking Bad.


    While everyone was watching Breaking Bad last night (or the VMAs), I was watching Unforgettable. She's cop who has a perfect memory.


    Her life is....Unforgettable.

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  54. Im just waiting to go rob a whacked out coke dealer in his bath robe with caliber and Adam curry while-some little half nude philippino kid throws fire crackers on the floor. All while black betty is blaring in the back ground

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  55. I think a lot of people thought the episode was inspired by Will Smith's real life dad, but apparently he grew up in a happy home environment with two parents.


    Great acting. Fucking Ben Vereen

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  56. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdAugust 26, 2013 at 11:06 AM

    Oh yeah. Didn't they meet some guys at the mall who drove like idiots? Then later Steph was suppose to go out, but...I think DJ wouldn't let her or something like that, and Steph cussed her out, then there was the big accident, and we got the sappy music, and the lessons learned....

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  57. Yes.


    One of the guys was messed up pretty bad and I think Gia broke her leg? DJ comforted Stephanie by telling her a story about the time she snuck out with Kimmy.


    Stephanie went down to confess to Danny she was going to go to when the episode ended, but was first going to tell him the DJ story. No idea why Stephanie had to tell him that in the first place.


    This was also when Danny was dating Gia's mom, but I don't think that ever went anywhere.

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  58. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdAugust 26, 2013 at 11:08 AM

    My favorite episode is the Halloween one where Will gets hexed.

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  59. I never really watched Fresh Prince to really know episodes by heart.


    Jazz getting thrown out of the house never gets old.

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  60. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdAugust 26, 2013 at 11:09 AM

    Haha, just so long as I don't have to be the one who gets shot.

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  61. People still watch the VMAs?

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  62. I think Ryan Murphy needs to post a review of the show

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  63. Way more people watch it than wrestling

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  64. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdAugust 26, 2013 at 11:15 AM

    I agree. Especially when they stopped caring about the continuity of his clothes and he'd be wearing a different shirt.

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  65. Not really a fair comparison, a weekly show vs. a yearly one. But really, I'm just surprised more than anything.

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  66. "C'mon, Kofi - TAKE A HIT!"

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  67. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdAugust 26, 2013 at 11:18 AM

    Top 3 eps of Full House, go:

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  68. YankeesHoganTripleHFanAugust 26, 2013 at 11:21 AM

    You know your right on both counts, especially with fresh prince.

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  69. "YOU GET OFF MY BACK. YOU THINK I WANT THIS? IT JUST HAPP-PUNNNND!!!" ... priceless.

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  70. Oh man.


    Let's see:


    Child Abuse Episode is the Gold Standard. Jesse getting angry, Michelle finally gets in trouble, you learn something, Michelle getting owned by Stephanie.


    The Tommy Page episode, mainly because that episode was dated within what, 2 months, since Tommy Page never did anything. I don't even know who he is.


    Hmmmmmmm. The Jesse and Becky get married two parter, or the one where they have the twins the same day as Michelle's birthday and they are all wearing Flintstone costumes.


    Oooo, an early one where Mr. Bear is missing and where we learn why Stephanie is so attached to Mr. Bear.


    There's a million more. They recently showed the one where Joey gives up comedy and it's awesome.

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  71. I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. That's just me, that's just something I enjoy.

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  72. I'm glad these went away.


    I remember as far back as "Different Strokes" they had a "very special episode" in which Arnold and his friend Dudley went to this older guys house from the neighborhood and Dudley ends up getting molested. It was even a two part episode, so you knew it was serious.

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  73. Yea, we were talking about that below. AVClub just did an article on it.

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  74. Oh yeah? Might need to check that out.


    thanks.

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  75. Yeah, but Britney was actually hot. Smoking dancers body. Cyrus looks like a runaway.

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  76. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdAugust 26, 2013 at 11:37 AM

    Why was it Joey gave up comedy?

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  77. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdAugust 26, 2013 at 11:38 AM

    These kids are hot fuck action to the max, Jack.

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  78. The only way to play devil's advocate fairly is to have knowledge of what you're speaking of. If you've never watched Breaking Bad, how can you play the contrarian?

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  79. He was going to do a set in front of an HBO executive, but then Phyllis Diller happened to be at the club that night and did an hour of material, so the exec left, blowing Joey's big break.


    Joey decided to quit comedy and go into business. He also started reading The Wall Street Journal and insisted the family call him Joe. Obviously, this was done to coincide with Wall Street and all the other stock stuff in the 80s.


    Joey keeps turning down the jobs (stockbrocker's assistant!) and eventually realises he loves comedy when they go to the club and Jesse butchers his act.


    The subplot is DJ giving up the guitar because she sees Joey quitting.

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  80. Oh I'm not being serious when I do it. My friends just talk about the episode and I pretend to be in shock and amazement whenever they mention a plot twist and then talk about the plot twist on the dopey CBS cop show of the week I watched.


    I also go on and on about how groundbreaking it is that the star of the show is an anti-hero.

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  81. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdAugust 26, 2013 at 11:42 AM

    I thought it took place in a bike shop? And the guy takes pictures of the kids without their shirts?

    Was Strokes just rampant with molestation episodes?

    I'm glad they went away too, as they were hokey & stupid, and in some cases propagated false truths when dealing with stuff like alcohol, drugs and steroids.

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  82. Yes, he owned the bike shop and he invited them upstairs where he gave them wine and showed them porn.


    Dudley's dad came over and politely asked Mr. Drummond to not give Dudley wine anymore. He was really cool about it.

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  83. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdAugust 26, 2013 at 11:46 AM

    That reminds me of the episode where Steph forms a band, and they play Ace of Base's I Saw The Sign. Of course, they refuse to practice as much as Jesse wants, and they bomb on stage.

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  84. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdAugust 26, 2013 at 11:46 AM

    Haha, are you serious?

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  85. Yea, I watched clips when the AVClub did the column and Dudley's dad seems way too cool with Mr. Drummond giving Dudley wine. He just asks him not to.


    It threw me off.

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  86. Yes, that's a great episode.


    The Joey stockbroker one pisses me off. I mean, why can't he do both? At that point, I don't believe he had a real job, so why couldn't the family encourage him to be a stockbroker during the day and then do comedy at night?


    Instead they're like: We miss the old Joey, better go back to being a fucking failure at comedy. He didn't get a real job until he went into advertising with Jesse, and that was forgotten about as soon as they started their own business bc Jesse had the music career.


    Then he became the Rush Hour Renegade and Ranger Joe, so I guess it worked out okay. He never really made it in comedy- he lost on Star Search and opened for Wayne Newton once.

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  87. If we're talking very special episodes, the #1 with a bullet has to be A, My Name Is Alex right? I've always wanted to write an episode of TV spoofing this, because it's so unintentionally hilarious.

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  88. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdAugust 26, 2013 at 12:10 PM

    What show is that?

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  89. They had one on "Smart Guy" on WB where a guy had like a 'surf board' simulator thing in his basement, and would lure kids down there to use the cool video-gamey thing, then ask them to take their shirt off so it'd be more 'realistic' and stuff.

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  90. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdAugust 26, 2013 at 12:12 PM

    Yes! That's the one I was thinking of. With Taj Mowery

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  91. If all runaways were that hot porn chicks would make way less money...to give to their biker boyfriends

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  92. The last thing I would classify her as is hot. If you saw her at a club and she wasn't a famous celebrity, you wouldn't look at her twice. I see chicks I would call "hot" here in Miami Beach just walking to pick up lunch.

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  93. Girls who eat lunch don't get hot stomachs and legs like miley cyrus

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  94. Yeah, ok....it's called working out. Anyways, you can't have that face and be "hot". She's a butterface all the way. BTW, you still didn't answer my question: She's unknown and you see her at a club in L.A. or San Diego...yeah, you're not looking at her twice.

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  95. I vehemently disagree about the face. She's got a great face, I'd say its 2nd only to her legs as far as her body parts go.
    Now I do agree that I see hot girls out here so much that they do sort of blend together and she might not stand out (I do think she has world class legs) but frankly you could say that about lots of famous hot chicks. Like I don't know if a non famous scarlett Johansson would turn more heads on the beach than any other hottie

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  96. Funny enough, Johansson would. She was just here at my hotel filming a new movie (Chef) and people were raving about how hot she looked in person.

    As for Cyrus, we just have different views on what makes someone hot. I start with the face and those alien ears of hers along with her buck-ish teeth...yeah, can't say she's got. On top of that, that "I just ate a pack of cigarettes" voice, plus her constant need for over-attention...all turn offs in my book.

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  97. Stranger in the AlpsAugust 26, 2013 at 12:45 PM

    That leads to the Very Special RAW: Sexual Harassment episode.

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  98. God, I hated that episode of Boy Meets World where Shawn joined a cult. Way too anvilicious.

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  99. Yeah, she played TK, Harley's sister, in that Boy Meets World. I had a major crush on her as a kid, and now she fucking SMOKING. Good God.

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  100. And the crazy thing is that I heard half of that scene was ad-libbed.

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  101. That whole episode is damn hilarious, especially the end, Carlton's dyed hair, and Jazz turning the tables and tossing Phil out.

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  102. Miley Cyrus has never been hot. Her pancake ass is gross.

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  103. Family Ties. Alex's friend dies, leaving him to have an existential crisis. There's also an episode where Tom Hanks plays a drunk uncle.

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  104. Actually, Tom Hanks appears twice on the show as Meredith Baxter's brother.

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  105. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryAugust 26, 2013 at 1:56 PM

    I think that was THE MOMENT that Will Smith went from rapper/actor to legitimate actor, one that was gonna see a lot of success for a long time. Scene still gets me.

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  106. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryAugust 26, 2013 at 1:57 PM

    I think Miley is your frontrunner for the next Lohan/Byrnes flameout. I'll take the -3 years.

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  107. Mikey Cyrus will die a young, Amy Winehouse like death. Everyone will pretend she was hot and talented, which she isn't, and canonize her as is customary for wholly average performers that pass young.

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  108. Maybe, but Amy Winehouse was talented. That's the difference.

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  109. She's certainly not "talented" but all of us would fuck her in a second, even the ones trying to act-like she's not.

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  110. Who? Miley Cyrus?


    Not even with your dick. I find nothing about her attractive. Even those million dollar legs just lead to a ten cent ass.

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  111. Very true. Let me clarify. She will suffer a similar fate to Amy Winehouse. That is all for that comparison.

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  112. I think she's already just about there. They'll find her dead in less than 3 years.

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  113. Whenever these discussions take place, I always revert to a quote from Kevin on The Office episode about whether or not Hilary Swank was hot or not.

    "We're not talking about whether we'd have sex with her, we're talking about whether she's hot or not".

    Cyrus is average, at best. Sure, we're dudes, we'd fuck her. I've fucked much worse with the aid of alcohol...that's not the discussion.

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  114. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdAugust 26, 2013 at 2:24 PM

    Bingo. And I don't mess around with a chick unless she has at least $500,000 in the Ass Savings & Loan account.

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  115. I didn't realize the ass was a problem until last night. Million dollar legs, 10 cent ass is a fair assessment but I like her face and thought she had a perfect stomach. I can't argue tag ass point

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  116. She has never had an ass. The queen of shelf ass herself, Mila Kunis, has more junk in the trunk than Miley.

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  117. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdAugust 26, 2013 at 2:29 PM

    It's true, man, holy shit is it true. She has the hottest tattoo I've ever seen on a woman, as it's placed on her hip, and just makes he hotter than if she didn't have it. There's an awesome scene in Hatchet III where she's sprayed with a hose like Rambo, all naked in the jail. Absolute 10.

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  118. Flair (see what I did) point. I've fucked girls that look more like bill ray Cyrus.. I was just making the example to point out how dumb it is for other posters to act like she's ugly. I'm telling you bro, if you saw those long shapely legs and that flawless stomach and back walking down south beach your going to stare. I'm not saying she's 2000 Britney (or 2001 Anna kourikova for me) but she is hot. I personally prefer her new hair cut too

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  119. I'd still trade a year of my life to eat an ice cream sundae off either of those asses

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  120. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdAugust 26, 2013 at 2:32 PM

    Shelf ass is a big ass, and Mila doesn't have an ass. Or, were you being sarcastic?

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  121. Different strokes for different folks, man. I wouldn't look at her twice, because I think her face is hit, and that is a deal breaker.

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  122. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdAugust 26, 2013 at 2:33 PM

    Wouldn't it suck if you made that deal, and right when you sign on the dotted line you find out you were set to die 363 days from now?

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  123. You can't be that desperate, seriously. You're acting like this girl is the HAWTEST GURL ON EURTH!?!?! Jesus man, have some self respect.

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  124. I still think you'd fuck her

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  125. Hurried and poorly written sarcasm.

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  126. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdAugust 26, 2013 at 2:36 PM

    You know who I can't help but find to be a solid 10? Nicki Minaj. She honestly might be the hottest woman I've ever seen.

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  127. Mila kunis and miley Cyrus with ice cream...now your lying

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  128. Kunis is a gorgeous woman, but has the body of a 12-year old boy.

    I see what you like though, girl with husky voices. What secrets are you hiding? ;-)

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  129. Lol yeah. I'd have to do some due diligence to make sure I was ending up senile in a nursing home

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  130. My top 3 celeb chicks
    1. Miley
    2.Ru Paul
    3. Alexis arqutte

    What!?!?

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  131. But I loved the ending that was lifted pretty much completely from Happy Days.

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  132. Even if I thought she was hot, I'm happily married with kids. Only Gina Carano can change that.

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  133. Well I learned that a bunch of people that post here only hook up with perfect 10's and bang so many hot chicks they would throw miley Cyrus, a 20 year old who is amazingly fit with famous legs right outta there bed. Must be crazy to get that kind of tail. I have a gf who I think is pretty (and other people do to) and she isn't half as fit and doesn't have legs like that. Maybe I should dump her and try and hold out for when Kate Upton visits San Diego ;)

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  134. "You know who I can't help but find to be a solid 10? Nicki Minaj. She might honestly be the hottest Filipino drag queen I've ever seen."

    FIFY.

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  135. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdAugust 26, 2013 at 3:01 PM

    Yeah, some dudes don't dig her, but I think she's crazy hot.

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  136. And Hilary Swank isn't hot. At all.

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  137. They made a Hatchet III? Hatchet 2 was awful. The highlight was the guy behind me who started doing audio commentary as Bill Cosby.


    But then the people in front complained and he had to shut up. Thank God I saw it, since AMC yanked it by Monday.

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  138. Season 1 of Hannah Montana was when she was at her hottest

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  139. Wasn't there also something about how he had told himself many years prior that he had to "make it" by age 30 or he'd give up?

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  140. Some of us have better taste than others. Some of us find trashy coked out chicks unattractive. Who knew?

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  141. Yes.


    That's what led him to go on Star Search where he lost to Steve Oederkirk (the guy who did Kung Pow). He felt down, but then the family picked him up, and he kept doing comedy.


    There was also the episode where Joey bought DJ a stolen car and got mad because they told the cop he couldn't steal it because he's such a manchild.

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  142. Also, some of us are in our late 20s or early 30s and like women, not overgrown immature children.

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  143. Yep. That scene may be Will Smith's finest singular acting moment.

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  144. That too.

    I love me some January Jones. That's a classy woman that men my age should appreciate more.

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  145. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdAugust 26, 2013 at 3:16 PM

    Hatchet II was indeed terrible, and three wasn't any better. With Adam Green not directing, and the fact they clearly went with a different effects company, as well as focusing on silly types of kills, they really screwed up the series. I dig the hell out of the first one. But not even a naked Danielle Harris can save the sequels.

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  146. I see "reality" shit like Teen Mom and just think, can't we just go back to Jessie Spano being hooked on caffeine pills?

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  147. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdAugust 26, 2013 at 3:19 PM

    I just saw some photos & gifs of her performance, and I'm sorry, Jobber, but she's just way too skinny. I see a girls ribs, or collar bone, and it's flaccid city. I need a Katy Perry, a Sophie Simmons, a Jennifer Love Hewitt. But I will say that I would have totally banged Miley in the Can't Be Tamed video.

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  148. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdAugust 26, 2013 at 3:20 PM

    As a kid, that shit scared me. I legit thought Jesse was in serious trouble.

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  149. She was! She NEEDED them to study.

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  150. Not to be super serious wet blanket guy, but some of us also have daughters and see things through that view.

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  151. Caliber_Winfield_The_3rdAugust 26, 2013 at 3:24 PM

    At first, it's like, woah, new Saved By The Bell! I was so excited, I was so excited, then I was so....scared. Eve more afraid than that time Zack and I went to see ET and had to ride our bikes home alone

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  152. More scary than Uncle Phil's heart attack though? I think not!

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  153. Never saw the first one. Glad it wasn't just me. I saw Hatchet II at midnight, 4th movie in a four-movie day, and I had to deal with the crushing disappointment that was Wall Street 2.


    I also saw You Again and Devil that night. It sucked.

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  154. Love that stupid fucking show.

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  155. I never really watched it, but I liked the one where the kid got in trouble for constantly correcting the teacher. I was on his side.

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  156. Honestly, even if you don't think she's hot, if you banged her you'd have a story to sell to the tabloids. Not hitting that would just be a bad business decision.

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  157. Kofi: I don't know, Rob Van Dam, I heard those mari-ja-wanna things are dangerous.


    Cena: Drugs are for thugs and bugs, yo. (out of gangsta mode and into serious mode) Kofi, I've known you for a long time. Even though you haven't always been a winner in the ring, you've been a winner in the hearts and minds of all these fans. Most of all, you've been a winner to me. (out of serious mode and into emotional preacher mode) SO IF YOU EVEN THINK OF DOING THAT MARIJUANA CIGARETTE, YOU WILL HAVE LOST THE RESPECT OF EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US HERE. YOU WILL HAVE LOST YOUR MIND!

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  158. I will if I catch a replay.

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  159. You having a daughter leads you to pick apart the phyiscal appearance of a 20 year old girl?

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  160. This should have way more up votes

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  161. Disqus mobile is worse than miley Cyrus's music

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  162. You'll understand when you grow up, but I'll do my best to explain it.

    When you have daughters, your prism in which you view women changes. Slutty used to be hot, now it's tragic. That's someone's kid showing off her moose knuckle and acting like a drug addicted, STD riddled human train wreck.

    TL;DR version:

    Good, well adjusted parents actually grow up when they have kids and put away childish things. Like fawning over slutty celebrities.

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  163. So when you have daughters its good to refer to a 20 year old kid you don't know as a "trashy coked out slut" and to say you wouldnt fuck her with someone else's dick? I don't have kids so I'm not sure...but calling girls sluts and picking apart their looks is good parenting... cool I got it

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  164. This may surprise you, but..

    I'm different here than I am in my day to day life!

    I know, shocking.

    Take the high road though. Saying you'd eat an ice cream sundae off of her ass and that you love that she's so into the drug culture is absolute moral superiority.

    You're a child, dude.

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  165. I never claimed any moral high road. I would eat an ice cream sundae off her ass and so would you. I'm just pointing out the jackassery of you calling a 20 year old kid you don't even know a trashy coked out slut and critiquing her appearance by assigning dollar values to her body parts and then in the next breath claiming some type of high road cuz you jizzed in a chick and a female baby came out. All off a sudden you claim those of us with no daughters aren't using as sophisticated a prism as you? But even with a daughter you say changes your opinion here you are calling a girl a slut and talking about her ass. Just pick a lane and stay in it

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  166. Fair enough. I suppose I was a bit all over the place. I didn't articulate my point very well here.

    Women who come across like Miley does to me are an immediate turnoff because I'm not a huge fan of watching a young woman act in such a way. I didn't really care until I had daughters, but it bothers me a bit more now for my own reasons. I don't think she's hot, I don't think she deserves her fame, and I don't think that teenage girls should look up to her.

    Better?

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  167. Gotcha. Having a daughter in a world of molly popping twerk offs with weird fuzzy bear suits I don't quite understand would freak me the fuck out so fwiw it is true that I can't even imagine looking at the world I see now through the lense of having a dauther of my own. Like I might go crazy I dunno

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  168. Well I prefer the pawgs too, I'm just saying some days I like steak, some days I like fish, some days I like a egg plant parm

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  169. It is terrifying. And I have twin girls, so I'm doubly fucked.

    In a way, it is my point. I just see things and it makes me nuts. Miley is a shining example. She immediately becomes unattractive to me because I think "Would I be okay with my daughters knowing I like this?" The answer is no. There's no way I can explain that away without seeming like I condone it.

    On the opposite end, I'll sit here and tell you that I would eat the corn out of Christine Hendricks' shit. If my daughters knew I liked her, I could say "Yeah, I think she's very pretty and nice, and is a strong woman."

    Basically, the wires between dad brain and dude brain get crossed, and it manifests itself in weird ways.

    No hard feelings. I thought I was being clear and you were being dense. Clearly I had that backwards.

    Oh, and the Christine Hendricks think might explain why I don't find Miley physically attractive outside of my previous thoughts of her. :-)

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  170. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryAugust 26, 2013 at 6:02 PM

    I also like when Jazz and Hilary do the Will/Jazz high-five. That's definitely one of my favorite episodes.

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  171. Yeah. Some people say that the Fresh Prince "jumped the shark" when they swapped Vivians, but Season 4 was just as strong as 2 and 3. It jumped the shark either when they had the NBC Execs kidnap Will and send him back to Bel-Air, or when they pulled the bait-and-switch with Will & Lisa's wedding with NO fallout.

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  172. THERE'S NO HOPE WITH DOPE!

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  173. Most people are in on the joke.


    Nobody emails him anymore.


    We just let it go.

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  174. The first season was crappy and gimmicky, but once they moved away from trying to beat you over the head with how smart and weird TJ was and made Mo a regular character, it actually became a pretty decent show.

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  175. Omar Gooding is so awesome. He was on Wild & Crazy Kids (I hope I'm not the only one who remembers that one), Smart Guy, and Playmakers. Now THERE'S a criminally underrated show that deserved a longer run. Fucking NFL.

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  176. I usually just lurk here, but I would like to say that I did not, and I repeat, DID NOT supply this question of the day.


    My question of the day was this:


    "Caliber, why are you so intent on cluttering up the BoD with your inane QOTD?"

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  177. Once a year, I pop the playmakers DVDs in. Excellent show.

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  178. I don't post often but The Fuj is awesome.

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  179. ok... Im breaking character for a second.

    "Literally 80% of my room was adorned with photos of her."



    DA FUQ!!!????

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  180. And she has to SING!

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  181. Miley is pretty good for an anthropomorphic woodchuck.

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  182. Has he appeared on Tia and Tamera's reality show? I'd totally watch to see that. And didn't they have another sister who was a semiregular on Full House?

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  183. She should listen to He-Man and go to her priest or rabbi.

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  184. This. At least she wasn't blond and had the same over-manufactured voice. (said while I am warming up to some of Christina's stuff, and that I laughed at that one joke in The Mongrels involving Amy and her hair)

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  185. I'm not into screwing woodchucks.

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  186. So said Gordon Jump (getting back OT...)

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  187. Hey Beavis, guess what? That's a dude....

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  188. She is ripping off Public Enemy?!!?

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  189. You know who I'd do? The goth girl from NCIS.

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  190. John Cena turns heel, full stop.

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  191. "In real life, you cannot make such an act go away by claiming Stevie Richards won the WHC at Mania XX." And that's One to Grow On.

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  192. "We are Autobots so we do not have prostates and can't get cancer. But you do...and you CAN."

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  193. Then Dudley found out and he did a rant about how Kimberly was gonna have eight inches of black dick up her ass.

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  194. Undertaker agrees: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSZKUd1IF2c

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