Smackdown
Date:
August 9, 2013
Location:
BMO Harris Bank Center, Rockford, Illinois
Commentators:
Michael Cole, John Bradshaw Layfield
Reviewed by Tommy Hall
After
Monday we have a lot more set up for Summerslam. The primary
addition for the Smackdown side of things is Rhodes vs. Sandow in a
match that isn't going to do much as both guys' stock is so low right
now. Other than that we're likely to get some more build for Del Rio
vs. Christian which didn't get a ton of time on Monday. Let's get to
it.
Randy
Orton vs. Rob Van Dam
If
Orton's actions on Monday were supposed to be a heel turn, the crowd
here didn't get the message. This match makes sense but I would have
bet on it being at Summerslam. Randy takes him down to the mat to
start before grabbing a standing headlock. Van Dam comes back with a
spin kick to send Orton into the ropes for a standoff. Back to the
headlock from Orton before a dropkick gets a quick two. Still in
first gear so far.
Rob
misses a cross body and crashes out to the floor where he rams Orton
head first into the steps. The spin kick to Orton's back puts both
guys down on the floor and we take a break. Back with Orton dropping
a knee and pounding away in the corner. Van Dam goes up top but is
shoved off the top and into the barricade in a big crash. Randy
belly to backs him onto the barricade again for two back inside and
we hit the chinlock.
Van
Dam fights up and plants Randy for the split legged moonsault, good
for two. A top rope flip attack gets two more but his attempted roll
into a monkey flip is blocked. The backbreaker gets two as the crowd
is getting into this. Orton hits his clotheslines followed by the
powerslam for another near fall. Rob counters the Elevated DDT into
a northern lights suplex for two of his own.
RVD
loads up a springboard but Orton dropkicks him out to the apron for
the Elevated DDT. JBL: “Do the repetitive call Michael!” The
RKO is countered by a kick to the face and a rollup gets two.
Another kick sets up Rolling Thunder (Rob overshot it and only his
head hit Orton) but the Five Star misses and it's the RKO for the pin
at 10:37 shown of 13:22.
Rating:
B. This was better than I was
expecting with both guys moving very well out there. I'm surprised
this wasn't at Summerslam since both guys are hot right now and
neither has anything to do at the show. This was reminiscent of the
Orton vs. Christian matches with some good counters and a nice flow
to the match. Good stuff here and I'd like to see some more from
these two.
Time
for MizTV with guests Big E. Langston and AJ. Miz asks Langston what
their relationship is but AJ says Langston is a nice friend and a
good guy. That's not good enough for Miz and Big E. doesn't look too
pleased. Miz says cool and gives Langston a thumbs up before
accusing AJ of having a lot of “friends.” Miz lists off the guys
that AJ has had around here and suggests that the problem is her, not
them.
AJ
blames it on them and says they're not heroes. They got her to fall
for them and dumped her. Then Kaitlyn wasn't even there for her so
she had nothing at all. At the end of the day, the only thing that
will never abandon her is the Divas Title. This brings out Ziggler
who says no woman can get over him. A Ziggler chant starts up but
the fans don't seem to be as into it as they sound.
AJ
says they had something special and Ziggler isn't over it. He'll
never be able to touch her again but here's Kaitlyn to interrupt.
Ziggler may not be able to touch AJ but she can. The arguments begin
again but Miz cuts them off. He's tired of the arguing so he makes a
mixed tag for Summerslam which apparently he can just do. The brawl
breaks out and the heels both take finishers.
The
Raw ReBound talks about Punk vs. Axel and the post match brawl with
Lesnar. I was having a hard time believing I could buy into the
physical aspect of the match but they made me believe with that
brawl.
Del
Rio wants to know why he's fighting Christian tonight. That's a good
question actually. Vickie goes into her rant about how Del Rio needs
to respect her and she's willing to risk him getting hurt. We're
apparently still in the “Vickie is acting like a good GM before
going all evil” stage of her job. Wasn't she supposed to be all
mega evil and vindictive against the fans this time?
Fandango
vs. Kofi Kingston
The
fans sing the Fandango song to start but Kofi knocks him down and
stomps away in the corner. Fandango avoids Trouble in Paradise and
low bridges Kofi to the floor. Back in and JBL calls Fandango a
cross between Mr. Bojangles and Randy Couture. Off to the chinlock
for a few seconds before Kofi counters a belly to back into a cross
body for two.
Fandango
charges into the post but rolls to the floor to avoid the Boom Drop.
Kofi baseball slides him down but Summer Rae blocks a top rope dive.
Instead Kofi runs the apron and dives onto Fandango, injuring
Summer's ankle in the process. Fandango posts Kofi and of course
Summer is fine. Back inside and the guillotine legdrop is good for
the pin on Kofi at 4:44.
Rating:
C. First and foremost, this was
MUCH better for Kofi than the Raw match as he looked like his old
self out there tonight. This booking makes me roll my eyes though as
the 50/50 stuff doesn't do anyone any good and makes both guys look
weak. Maybe that's why almost no one goes up from the midcard
without a briefcase.
Daniel
Bryan says he likes the way he looks and asking him to cut the beard
was his breaking point. He won't change for anyone but he'll change
history by winning the WWE Championship.
Wade
Barrett vs. Daniel Bryan
Barrett
is clean shaven again and starts fast by pounding Bryan down. Bryan
flips over Wade in the corner and hits the running clothesline.
There are the kicks but Barrett hits a hard clothesline to send Bryan
to the floor. Bryan is whipped into the steps and slammed down for
two. Off to a chinlock but Bryan sends Wade forward into the buckle
to escape. Winds of Change get two but Wade is more interested in
cutting the beard instead of winning. Bryan kicks him away and hits
the running knee off the apron. Back in and the swan dive sets up
the YES Lock for the submission at 4:08.
Rating:
C-. Not much to see here and
Barrett continues to be the same guy with a slightly different look.
He either needs a completely new character or to get used to being a
jobber to the stars for the next few years. This was a fine match
for Bryan as he continues to be on fire and keep the fans interested
in him.
Sandow
looks at a clip of Cody throwing the case in the Gulf of Mexico and
pulls out a new leather briefcase which has a brand new contract.
He'll be cashing it in to become world champion of the unwashed
masses. Wow it's almost like the entire deal with Cody throwing the
case in the water means absolutely nothing not.
Video
on the Wyatts vs. Kane.
Kane
vs. 3MB
Cole
tells us about the Ring of Fire match, which is going to be a regular
match but the ring will be surrounded by fire to prevent
interference. All of the Band is in the ring at the same time but
Kane easily throws them around. They head to the floor with Slater
and McIntyre being thrown into various objects. Back inside and a
chokeslam finishes Mahal at 1:33.
The
Wyatts pop up on screen to talk about the Ring of Fire match. Bray
likes the idea of Kane thinking he's a demon but thinks it's funny
that Kane believes fire will stop his brothers. The fire is smart
enough to be afraid of Wyatt because it can't hurt him. Bray's
secret is that he's already dead.
Brock
Lesnar says he's allowed Punk to live this long out of respect for
Paul. The Beast is the Best and there's no professional jealously
from Brock. Why should there be? Punk was never an NCAA Champion or
the UFC Heavyweight Champion. Being WWE Champion for 434 days is
impressive, especially for someone like Punk. Good heel promo from
Brock here, similar to the one before his match with Cena.
Christian
vs. Alberto Del Rio
Non-title
of course. Del Rio gets a quick two off a shoulder block and
Christian isn't sure what to do. After clapping a bit he runs
Alberto over a few times as well and puts on a headlock. Del Rio
takes him into the corner for some shots to the ribs but gets caught
in a drop toehold into the ropes. Alberto avoids the uppercut from
the floor but Christian knocks him outside instead. A baseball slide
puts the champion down and we take a break.
Back
with Christian pounding away in the corner but having his tornado DDT
countered. A double stomp to the back gets two for Alberto but gets
rammed into the post while trying to crotch Christian against the
steel. Christian's dive off the top hits the barricade and both guys
are down on the floor. Back in and Christian is tossed into the air
and crashes down before Del Rio hits a low superkick to the head.
Christian is sent into the corner and a USA chant starts up to get
under Alberto's skin.
Alberto
puts him in the Tree of Woe for some shots to the ribs before the
Canadian goes up top. Del Rio goes up to meet him but Christian
shoves him off, sending both guys to the floor as we take another
break. Back with Alberto getting two off a middle rope dropkick and
starting his attack on the arm. Alberto gets crotched on the top and
taken down by a top rope hurricanrana, getting two. Now the uppercut
connects and a jumping back elbow looks to set up the Killswitch.
Del
Rio counters and hits a quick tilt-a-whirl backbreaker for two before
sending Christian into the corner. Cole ignores most of the action
to recap the rest of the show. Christian escapes from the corner and
tries the Killswitch but gets caught in the Backstabber for two.
Back up and Christian spears him down for two but a second attempt
hits the post.
Christian
escapes the armbreaker into a rollup for a close two (I believe the
same move he pinned Alberto with a few weeks ago) but the low
superkick gets two for the champion. Del Rio pulls him into the
middle of the ring but gets caught in a small package for the pin at
13:35 shown of 19:20.
Rating:
B+. This sums up WWE's thinking
in general: you have a match that could be a nice addition at
Summerslam and they put it here on Smackdown for free instead.
Hopefully they change the match at Summerslam now by adding someone
else to it (Orton and Van Dam would be candidates given how much the
announcers have been raving about the three way) because right now
we're looking at Del Rio retaining, because that's how WWE works:
Christian has beaten him clean twice so it's time for Del Rio to win
and then wonder why people don't buy him as champion.
Post
match Del Rio goes after Christian but gets caught in the
Killswitch......AND HERE'S SANDOW! He hands the case to the referee
but turns around into a cross body from Cody. Cross Rhodes lays
Sandow out to end the show.
Overall
Rating: B. We got some good
matches here and some build to the PPV so what more can you ask for
from Smackdown? The interesting thing is where some big names land
on the card. There are still no matches for Mark Henry, Ryback,
Shield, RVD or Orton and the card is already filling up. The show
tonight was entertaining though with good long wrestling and
storyline development which is what Smackdown should always focus on.
Results
Randy
Orton b. Rob Van Dam – RKO
Fandango
b. Kofi Kingston – Guillotine Legdrop
Daniel
Bryan b. Wade Barrett – YES Lock
Kane
b. 3MB – Chokeslam to Mahal
Christian
b. Alberto Del Rio – Small Package
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Seriously, why the fuck do Christian/ADR now?
ReplyDeleteSmackdown is so much easier to sit through than the 3-hr Raw but WWE is fun these days. The past two PPVs have been entertaining, SummerSlam is looking fun and this show was sound overall, I enjoyed it. The mixed tag should even be fun and fast paced enough - MizTV segment was done well.
ReplyDeleteSidenote, finally Langston has a bigger singlet.
I really dont like the 50-50 booking, and sometimes I wish theyd go back to at least half the show being total noname jobber matches and keep every name match somewhat fresh for the bigger shows... Like really what can Christian vs Del Rio offer at SummerSlam now that is unique besides a finish? That match was good tonight but Id rather see a fresh match now.
I've been predicting the mixed tag match would occur at Summerslam for two weeks now, so here I'd like to toot my own horn and pat myself on the back.
ReplyDeleteI've got nothing.
ReplyDeleteStories playing out, etc.
ReplyDeleteA lil Arn Anderson and Barry Horowitz?
ReplyDeleteI like the idea of the mixed tag in this program, easy way to do a one-time fresh match out of it and keep everyone strong regardless of the finish.
ReplyDeleteThe way AJ sells the spear, you'd think she got hit by a train.... she's really doing a hell of a job getting Kaitlyn's finish over.
Just too bad there's about 56 people on the roster hitting spears these days...
So I bet the finish for the Ring of Fire match is Rowan walking through the flames to interfere (since he has that jumpsuit). Hence showing his devotion to his leader. How Harper gets in it I don't know.
ReplyDeleteI'd laugh if Luke Harper just pulled out a fire extinguisher and put the fire out and straight up just walked into the ring casually during the finish.
ReplyDeleteRVD/Orton was a hell of a match. The way they keep saying Orton will be champ makes me think he'll fail when he cashes in.
ReplyDeleteOnly wrestling fans could get two pay per view quality matches on free TV and complain that they didn't have to pay for them.
ReplyDeleteSomebody needs to look strong before the 50/50 booking kicks in.
ReplyDeleteI feel bad for Kofi Kingston. Two shows in and his return already means nothing.
ReplyDeleteUh...pants?
ReplyDeleteDolph is like...the worst babyface alive?
ReplyDelete"No woman can get over me."
Why would I cheer that douche?
If Cody Rhodes was smart and really wanted to humiliate Damien Sandow he should have waited until the bell rings before crossbodying him. Thus there would have been a DQ, resulting in added heat to their feud.
ReplyDeleteYou're hired.
ReplyDeleteSeriously if I had to guess, they put Christian in the title match, then decided that fans won't take him seriously as a contender, which is why they put him over the champion. Of course, if the feeling backstage is "fans don't take Christian seriously" then they won't make him World champion. Which makes booking the match in the first place a futile exercise. But on a show when it's probably the fourth most important match, who gives a fuck?
ReplyDeleteSeeing as how Dolph had the temerity to badmouth the Divas show, I'd say there's a 70% chance Dolph gets pinned by AJ or a Bella for a finsh. And yeah, I know the Bellas aren't in the match... they'd find a way.
ReplyDeleteIf it makes you feel better, I forgot he was injured in the first place.
ReplyDeleteI agree that something's up with Orton. They're just about blantantly advertising Orton's going to cash in on Bryan at Summerslam. Which means something is going to change.
ReplyDeleteWWE's problem is that they book tv like they book house shows. Two guys are feuding? Let's book them on every tv show we have leading up the PPV.
ReplyDeleteI could see Bray doing something "supernatural" to put out the fire himself, thus earning Kane's devotion because he performed a "miracle."
ReplyDeleteIt would make sense for Kaitlyn to pin AJ in the mixed tag match. That could end their feud without AJ having to drop the championship. Then I guess Kaitlyn could feud with Layla or the Bellas, and AJ with Natalya or somebody.
ReplyDeletei thought that was caliber's gimmick.
ReplyDeleteI'm assuming they'll add a stipulation to ADR-Christian now to make it seem fresh. Since Christian beat him on a fluke, Del Rio could ask for a Last Man Standing match ("Let's see if he can keep me down for 10 seconds") or a submission match (which would telegraph a Del Rio win, but still). Maybe a ladder match, but I doubt it coming right off MITB.
ReplyDeleteBecause in WWE land, people wear shoes on their hands and hamburgers eat people!
ReplyDeleteWell, it's a month late, but Sandow finally got his fine leather briefcase that I was askin for.
ReplyDeletePlus they could start pushing Big E as a monster and get him over as one.
ReplyDeleteIf this was Paul Heyman booking, for sure during the match Dolph would hit AJ with the zig zag and Big E would hit his finish on Kaitlyn
ReplyDeleteTouche
ReplyDeleteOr he would have just let Sandow win the belt, and asked for the PPV match to count for the title.
ReplyDeleteThat Lesnar promo made me want to buy that PPV right now.. Excellent job on that..
ReplyDeleteThinkin´ the very same thing. Disliking him more and more as of late. Shame.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to see RVD and Orton added to the World Title match at Summerslam, cause neither man has anything at Summerslam, and they've given away Christian vs ADR twice. I get that their match isn't the selling point, but still. Why give it away?
ReplyDeleteAnd because of his finisher, Ziggler inevitably ends up attacking his rivals from behind, which is classic heel behavior.
ReplyDeleteI really feel like I'm missing a reference here, I'm sure if I did I would be laughing my ass off. As is, I'm mostly amused. +1.
ReplyDeleteYeah...he's probably the worst example of WWE babyface booking killing whatever sympathetic value they might've ever possessed.
ReplyDeleteI think WWE's thinking was "Let's have a really awesome match, nobody cares about the result".
ReplyDeleteI think you're giving them way to much credit.
ReplyDeleteWhich again shows the problem with 50/50 booking. There's no one else going strong so the only person of value to put Christian over is the champion. Sheamus would have been a good fit but he's injured.
ReplyDeleteIf you visited Rand McNally, you'd get it.
ReplyDeleteIt kind of defeats the purpose of a PPV when they're giving the matches away. Shit like that (along with many other factors) helped kill WCW back in the day.
ReplyDeleteEntirely possible. But what reason do they have to give Christian a push? He's not especially over, he doesn't have mad connections. He has history with ADR and they have good matches together. If you have anything else I'd love to hear it.
ReplyDeleteUh...the map thing?
ReplyDeleteYeah, Simpsons gag.
ReplyDeleteThat makes too much sense.
ReplyDeleteI hope by that you mean Luke Harper casually pulls the fire extinguisher out to put out the fire only after Rowan has walked through the flames and as a result suffers third degree burns and possibly has that lamb mask permanently welded to his face like The Blask Mask from Batman!
ReplyDelete