Tonight, the semi-finals of the TNA Title Tournament will take place with Jeff Hardy vs. Bobby Roode in a Tables Match and Kurt Angle vs Magnus in a last man standing match. Plus, The BroMans face James Storm and Gunner for the tag team titles.
The "charismatic enigma" is the stupidest fucking nickname ever. What dies that even mean? What is so enigmatic about his charisma? Are we questioning if he has charisma? What kind of charisma he has? It's so fucking dumb
Usually enigma's are mysterious people who keep to themselves in order to keep the enigma a mystery. In Jeff's case, he's a mysterious enigma but has CHARISMA....so throw on some glow-in-the-dark body paint, drop some ecstacy and spaz out to his CD!
Hopefully this week there will be more Brooke's ass and less everything else.
ReplyDeleteI'm here for Fernum and Barnes... and Brooke's ass, as well.
ReplyDeleteKurts thankful for his DUI lawyer
ReplyDeleteBut not for Jeff Jarrett Parallaxing him
ReplyDeleteApparently you didn't read the spoilers, Bobby.
ReplyDeleteNeither did I actually... not that it matters
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ReplyDeleteThat has to be the best one
ReplyDeleteIt's the best one since.....the last one.
ReplyDeleteTaz'z commentary kills brain cells.
ReplyDeleteI was just pondering if I liked him more or less then JBL. It's like choosing between stds
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ReplyDeleteThe obvious storyline here is Roode winning to go on to face Angle in the finals... Hardy will likely win clean.
ReplyDeleteThe "charismatic enigma" is the stupidest fucking nickname ever. What dies that even mean? What is so enigmatic about his charisma? Are we questioning if he has charisma? What kind of charisma he has? It's so fucking dumb
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ReplyDelete...ow.
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ReplyDeleteI agree. This double table slam ambiguous finish is step 1 in them fucking it up
ReplyDeletejust to show you how fucking smart WWE is... out of that group, they saw Kelly Kelly as the star.
ReplyDeleteI wish Taryn Terrell would get back from her baby vacation, I enjoyed looking at her.
ReplyDeleteYou know how Vince feels about blondes.
ReplyDelete...I'm just gonna leave this right here.
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Funny how American morality makes this not nudity due to the piece of string you can barely see... also DAYUM
ReplyDeleteI knew I could count on you... and think about the fact that the 3rd guy in 3MB used to fuck this.
ReplyDeleteEarl Hebner: " This match MUST continue."
ReplyDeleteBrian Hebner: "But DAAAAD!!!!"
Earl: "Quit whining and give me a beat"
ReplyDeleteYep. He's THAT irrelevant now.
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ReplyDeleteMaybe her vag is like Samson's hair... once it is taken away you lose your power.
ReplyDeletetables matches have to be up there as my least favorite type of match. Contrived spots, lack of suspense, threat of real injury
ReplyDeleteAre you fucking serious?
ReplyDeleteBest one to date...
ReplyDeleteJesus I hate being right... what a stupid fucking decision.
ReplyDeleteWe'll need to take another look:
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Yeah, I could see that.
Dang. I was hoping for a Angle/Roode final.
ReplyDeleteBut I thought the LAST one was the best one?
ReplyDeleteBecause it is a well built feud and that would have been the logical payoff? YOU FOOL!
ReplyDeleteI wish I could see that!
ReplyDeleteCan't you just kicking Dewey's ass?
ReplyDeleteThere is nobody who fits that description.
ReplyDeleteWe can only hope the legend will be D-Ray 3000
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ReplyDeleteSide note: OMG the Knicks are WINNING!!
ReplyDeleteI am not usually into the typical blonde model look... but she gets the job done for me
ReplyDeleteAm I the only person who likes the Fast and Furious franchise in almost a guilty pleasure kind of way?
ReplyDeleteMarv Albert will sue for that.
ReplyDeleteUgh. You look old dixie
ReplyDeleteNever watched any of them.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if all the Botox affects her mouth?
ReplyDeleteMe neither, but I can see the appeal
ReplyDeleteI have no idea who that is or what that means
ReplyDeleteKoko or GTFO
ReplyDeleteThe announcer always says "YES!!" so he copywrote it.
ReplyDeleteWow... good thing he doesn't watch WWE
ReplyDeleteI hope this is a ref...
ReplyDeleteIs that paint?
ReplyDeleteWIN!
ReplyDeleteHebner's finish is a spear IIRC
ReplyDeleteTalking is not YOUR strong suit either, Taz.
ReplyDeleteSpud is annoying...but he has that English accent so that makes you want to listen to him.
ReplyDeleteTNA has 2 authority figures... a 3rd as many as WWE
ReplyDeleteWhat are, "Things Pat Patterson would say" for $500?
ReplyDeleteIt's not a backstabber?
ReplyDelete~B.Hart
Usually enigma's are mysterious people who keep to themselves in order to keep the enigma a mystery. In Jeff's case, he's a mysterious enigma but has CHARISMA....so throw on some glow-in-the-dark body paint, drop some ecstacy and spaz out to his CD!
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ReplyDeleteYou win
ReplyDelete*~TAPS~*
ReplyDeleteBrian Hebners entrance music should just be him doing beat-box
ReplyDeleteEarl wins by fluke rollup, breaking the streak.
ReplyDeleteEasily the lowest moment in Earl Hebner's fabulous career.
ReplyDeleteShoo him? Is he a fucking horse?
ReplyDeleteI'm on the EC3 bandwagon.
ReplyDeleteGoes on to 'Mania to face 'Taker
ReplyDeleteThis is almost Rock 1998 awesome.
ReplyDeleteAgree he and this gimmick are gold
ReplyDelete*Earl points at the Wrestlemania sign*
ReplyDelete:: Where he ends that streak also ::
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ReplyDeleteThats a bit much, but it is a good comparison.
ReplyDeleteI have no idea if he can work but it's a can't miss gimmick. He's good in the mic it seems also
ReplyDeleteNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ReplyDeleteI swear I wore jimmy hat :-/
ReplyDeleteWhat's the problem? Is the kid yours?
ReplyDeleteYes.Rich boy douchebag seems to suit him well.
ReplyDeleteThat's why they say "99% effective"
ReplyDeleteTHEY SHOULD PUT THAT ON THE BOX!
ReplyDeleteThat's what you tell the chick...you don't have to lie to us..
ReplyDeleteWho reads the fucking box (other than for size, ribbed strawberry flavored for chicks that don't swallow...)
ReplyDeleteWassup Farva....Vinson....'llax....everyone else.
ReplyDeleteChilled with some awful nba and tna. U?
ReplyDeleteFrickin' cold down here in TX, man. I don't know where everyone else is from, but this is freak weather here.
ReplyDeleteI went swimming today outside. Like 80 in FL
ReplyDelete[Ebonics] What's poppin' pimp? [/Ebonics]
ReplyDeleteJump to 2:39
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoHYkHSIBDs
If If this doesn't lead to him putting something in her drink....
ReplyDeleteI don't get top billing?
ReplyDelete:: Quits the company ::
"I KEEL YOU!!!"
ReplyDeleteWe hit 70's as well.
ReplyDeleteDixie could still get it
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