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TNA Impact Thread

Matches for tonight include:

Joseph Park vs. Bad Influence in a "Monster's Ball" match
ODB vs. Lei'D Tapa

Plus, Dixie Carter as a "special announcement" to make and Magnus addresses the crowd for the first time as the TNA World Heavyweight Champion.

Comments

  1. This will be the greatest show in the history of our sport

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  2. As will every show.

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  3. Gran Turismo 6, after a couple false starts, will be on my TV in place of the usual Impact show. So someone post some shit, for Christ sakes.

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  4. With an announced match lineup like this, how couldnt it be?

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  5. Ha, at EC3 clapping.

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  6. That is a combination I don't want to see.

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  7. I miss seeing Taryn Terrell on Impact. She wore next to nothing when she wrestled and it was great.

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  8. Is she out of wrestling now?

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  9. I get GTA V for Christmas then my PS3 shits the bed. Gonna wait until my taxes come back and get PS4

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  10. She is pregnant.

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  11. Ok, I'm not a TNA watcher (this is my second time ever), but holy crap this chick is not very good.

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  12. Not Drew's kid I'm guessing?

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  13. Oh, it's Jeff Hardy. My fault.

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  14. Jeff looks so outta shape

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  15. Maybe he traded drugs for beer.

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  16. Bad move by him

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  17. This is really making me miss the subtlety and nuance of Stephanie's acting and WWE's storylines and pace.

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  18. She bringing back King of the Mountain?

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  19. Dixie needs a boob job.

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  20. "I'm not leaving until they get what they want..."

    This is going to be one long fucking show

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  21. I'd say she's not repulsive looking.

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  22. I laughed audibly.

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  23. Dixie Carter: Making us appreciate the things we hate.

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  24. Commercial break ends, Stings still in the ring.

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  25. Naw, she could get it. Not sure wtf shes wearing tonight but she aint bad looking. Youd think with the money and botox itd evolve into a boob job by now

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  26. I posted the question for the shoot interview that I will recap next week

    http://www.rspwfaq.net/2013/12/which-shoot-interview-should-be_26.html

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  27. Now, forgive my ignorance and lack of desire to google, but is Dixie Carter, like, someone important from wrestling history? I've pretty much exclusively ever watched WWE - is she someone's wife or something?

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  28. She is the daughter of the company that pays TNA's bills.

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  29. It's taken me an hour, two failed patch loads, a system update, a patch load, and a hard reset to get going.

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  30. What happened with that story? Did she beat the crap out of him in the hotel room or something?

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  31. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 26, 2013 at 7:16 PM

    I'm i the middle of playing Jake's Booty Call, but I will not shirk my responsibilities.

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  32. Depends on the day. But she comes off as such a stupid bitch, I'm gonna vote "not".

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  33. I think so. Her pic in the ESPN Magazine Body edition was amazing.

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  34. Is this TNA's version of Money in the Bank? The "Bounced Payroll Check in a Briefcase"?

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  35. Yeah, TNA signed a deal with a power company called Panda Energy so Dixie was the daughter of the guy that owned it, so she decided to run it. Been around since 04 or 05.

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  36. Agree. Its such a weird thing. She looks really good a t
    at times, other times pretty bad

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  37. Next year it will be the "Voucher in an Envelope."

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  38. Ok, this is going on long enough.

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  39. NOTHING like a 2 segment authority figure promo to start a show

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  40. LOL @ Magnus having millions of fans.

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  41. TNA' s always trying to top the E.

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  42. Hey, gotta give the people what they don't want

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  43. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 26, 2013 at 7:20 PM

    http://i.imgur.com/EC5t5mN.gif

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  44. It kinda looks like the same guy is talking to himself.

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  45. Funny, but Gunners beard is thicker.

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  46. As of this particular moment I am thus far not enjoying this broadcast.

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  47. I feel bad not knowing who any of these people are.

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  48. If they were worth knowing about you would know about them

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  49. No, otherwise I'd say you live in space.

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  50. Watching it tomorrow afternoon as usual. Impact is the only weekly show that has me intrigued to watch.

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  51. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 26, 2013 at 7:23 PM

    ...really?

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  52. Well, it's not like that was a big waste of time.

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  53. From what I gathered, one of them is "The Stooge", and he's taking on his former tag partner, "The Special Announcement".

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  54. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 26, 2013 at 7:23 PM

    http://i.imgur.com/oTLFId0.gif

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  55. Anybody else really getting a vibe that Jarrett and Styles are returning at Genesis and we'll have an Originals vs. New Blood feud again in TNA?

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  56. I watch every single week and I couldn't come up with a better explanation than that.

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  57. TNA hasn't been interesting since fall 10, then again in fall 12.

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  58. Lets hope so, I would like to see TNA continue its long tradition of successful stables.

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  59. Am I nuts or is chrissy teigen not nearly hot enough to be an SI swimsuit model?

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  60. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 26, 2013 at 7:26 PM

    As long as Tessmacher has a prominent role in one of them, I'm all for it.

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  61. Well to me it's a lot better than WWE's default mail-in RAW format they've had for the past couple of years. It's literally the same format every week. No changes at all. Nothing to draw me in as a fan to WANT to watch the show.

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  62. She had a prominent role in my apartment earlier IFYAKNOEWUTIMEAN

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  63. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 26, 2013 at 7:27 PM

    ...you kidnapped her, didn't you?

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  64. There better be a scene in Grudge Match where Stallone and Dinero knock Kevin Hart out.

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  65. Ummmmm... Hey check this out

    http://i.imgur.com/vyVGqiv.gif

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  66. I actually saw the movie today. 5.5/10

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  67. Hmm, you make a valid point.

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  68. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 26, 2013 at 7:29 PM

    https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1236025_632523380103266_46111505_n.jpg

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  69. Storm is probably the person I most disagree with the "IWC" on.

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  70. The chance that Tito made at least an attempt to tap that ass has to be near 100%.

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  71. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 26, 2013 at 7:30 PM

    It would be an upgrade from his ex.

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  72. Heh, Dukes is great.

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  73. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 26, 2013 at 7:31 PM

    http://i.imgur.com/DMr7UHL.gif

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  74. I was hoping Dixie would stay in the ring for 2 more commercial break, just for the comedy factor.

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  75. Who are we suppose to cheer for?

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  76. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 26, 2013 at 7:33 PM

    http://i.imgur.com/BzuqEf1.gif

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  77. Lax didn't kidnap her.

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  78. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 26, 2013 at 7:33 PM

    ...yet.

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  79. I kinda hope tna folds and brooke cant find work so she gets into porn

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  80. Yeah, you could just do it there, the cameras not invisible.

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  81. I hate when my jeans cut into me with that "V" pattern.

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  82. And I'm done with GT6 for now. 35 minutes late... yeah, good enough to join in.

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  83. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 26, 2013 at 7:35 PM

    I was looking at a pic of her earlier. I like the Tate chick a little bit more.

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  84. I never wear jeans, so it's not an issue here.

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  85. Its a good thing favre and brees are jean experts to tell us there are other options out there

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  86. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 26, 2013 at 7:37 PM

    The best part about Brooke being on the TV means I can ease up on the gifs.

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  87. I remember in 2009 when the Frontline fought the MEM and the World Elite all over the Impact Zone arena, backstage and parking lot. It lasted over 3 commercial breaks, we need another one of those.

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  88. Well, let's not be hasty.

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  89. You came in at the right time.

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  90. I know I missed a lot of Dixie. Which makes me happy.

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  91. TNA continuity alert!

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  92. This is actually kinda neat.

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  93. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 26, 2013 at 7:39 PM

    ...that's what she said.

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  94. Here is your Magnus history lesson.

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  95. Awesome video. Wrestler motivation and character depth. Take notes wwe. loved it

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  96. Much needed, actually.

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  97. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 26, 2013 at 7:40 PM

    http://www.wrestlenewz.com/photos/divas/miss-tessmacher-xmas-2012/img_3742.jpg

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  98. Bully Ray < Summer Rae

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  99. Less talking, more stripping/ass shaking.

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  100. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 26, 2013 at 7:41 PM

    http://cs416216.vk.me/v416216943/5c6c/SWXrhRT4ZlU.jpg

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  101. I don't understand the Don't Mess With Tess thing. I'd totally mess on her.


    Or myself before getting my pants off :(

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  102. Looks: Yeah, duh.
    Character: HELL NO.

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  103. What's a character?

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  104. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 26, 2013 at 7:42 PM

    It probably has to do with the restraining order she has on the majority of the BoD.

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  105. It makes an average wrestler fun.

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  106. Man there are a lot of double entendres here

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  107. "Im not your dog"

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  108. I thought Hogan and Eric were your meal ticket.

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  109. I'm going to go out on a limb here, and say this chick has a nice butt.

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  110. Kinda like Psycho Cheerleader Brooke

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  111. Tessmachrr is so fucking hot

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  112. Heh, I say that to all the girls, too.

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  113. I'm watching TNA...in my moms basement

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  114. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 26, 2013 at 7:44 PM

    http://dailywrestlingnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/brooke-31.jpg

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  115. I could have sworn I heard the crowd bark.

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  116. I'd pay 100 bucks to drink a glass of her sweat

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  117. This is what I picture parallax saying when he dumps a girl

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  118. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 26, 2013 at 7:45 PM

    Really? I..I didn't notice.


    *picks up lotion and Kleenex box*


    Excuse me.

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  119. Bully Ray: Ruining Brooke for the rest of us.

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  120. What's with the mood music?

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  121. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 26, 2013 at 7:46 PM

    ...ooh ooh!! I got dibs on Tessmacher!!!

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  122. Bully is KILLING this promo. In a good way.

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  123. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 26, 2013 at 7:46 PM

    Maybe she'll be OK if we wash the exposed parts.

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  124. They're just copying something WWE used a few years ago.

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  125. Well Thursday night Brooke is over :: Flips the 'channel' ::

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  126. Who the fuck is rock star spud? TNA is so fucking dumb. Is Brooke gonna be back out?

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  127. Ooh, I hope they show that Cheetos commercial again.

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  128. British Gut Check winner. We've figured that out. Probably now.

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  129. Commercials on this channel are twice as long as regular channels.

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  130. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 26, 2013 at 7:49 PM

    They need to make her like a ring girl in boxing and walk around the ring carrying a sign or something.

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  131. I'd quit my career and move to Orlando to be tessmachers chair

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  132. British Gut Check winner, turned Dixie servant. We already figured that out. And probably not.

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  133. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 26, 2013 at 7:50 PM

    As long as it's not that Taco Bell commercial. I hate that.

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  134. It definitely seems it.

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  135. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 26, 2013 at 7:50 PM

    When I die I hope to be reincarnated as Tessmacher's thong.

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  136. Serious question. Justin credible or magnus. Who was the better last ditch attempt by a dying promotion? And are you really a world champion when you only get paid 750 a show?

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  137. Regular channels: 2 minutes
    Spike: 6 minutes
    I timed it once.

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  138. Magnus at least has a future.

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  139. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 26, 2013 at 7:52 PM

    Why does everybody say TNA is dying? lol

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  140. I'd settle for her tampon

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  141. I actually enjoyed the tiny bit of Justin Credible that I watched.

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  142. Magnus at least has a decent skill.

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  143. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 26, 2013 at 7:52 PM

    http://i1165.photobucket.com/albums/q588/411mania1/Brock%20Lesnar/Brooke%20Tessmacher/brooketessmacher101513.jpg

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  144. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 26, 2013 at 7:53 PM

    Justin Credible was the Miz of ECW.

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  145. Damn! Maybe there's a higher being,it's the only explanation for this case.

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  146. Yes,it makes me sad that when someone listens to nickname"awesome one" the brat comes up instead of badass Mike Awesome.

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  147. Yeah I prefer him to magnus

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  148. Does she into 17 year old boys?

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  149. Is he is a good worker? That Hardy match was really the only one I've seen.

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  150. Does she into 17 year old boys??

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  151. Joseph is no longer Chris's brother, he's now his alter ego like Helms and the Hurricane.

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  152. From what I've seen. he definitely can wrestle.

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  153. Has TNA done a ppv since bfg?

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  154. Who else has multiple tabs of Brooke's bouncing ass open? Thanks Vinson.

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  155. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 26, 2013 at 7:57 PM

    Maybe Jerry Lawler has a relative that may be interested.

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  156. There's a gif of her ass bouncing open?

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  157. Nope, just two-part "Clash-like" Impacts.

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  158. Magnus - not a retread, good look, TNA needs to stay as strong as they can in the UK.

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  159. No, not until January.

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  160. Well technically everyone and everything is dying. TNA is just doing it faster

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  161. I could've worded that more clearly.

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  162. That might be the greatest picture in the history of our sport.

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  163. Oh sweet, I guess I'm in the 2,000 club.

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  164. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 26, 2013 at 7:59 PM

    Congrats.

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  165. Long live Miss Tessmacher!

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  166. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 26, 2013 at 8:00 PM

    http://08.wir.skyrock.net/wir/v1/resize/?c=isi&im=%2F2951%2F73762951%2Fpics%2F3049581263_1_17_S6rs3qiE.gif&w=530

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  167. I guess we'll just call them team face paint.

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  168. Yeah the Hardy match was solid in parts, I don't even remember what did at bfg and I was there. I just remember him as a mid card dude when I followed impact for a few months during the Aries vs roode feud. What's a good magnus match? I'll check it on YouTube

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  169. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 26, 2013 at 8:01 PM

    http://www.gerweck.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/brooke-adams.jpg

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  170. Just checking in with the show now on DVR. Jeff Hardy now reminds me of Jason Mewes, anyone else get that vibe?

    Also, the eyelid paint still creeps me out.

    And what the hell is the deal with this Spud guy?

    All of a sudden, TNA seems really low-rent.

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  171. They had a good run.

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  172. They air over two weeks? Or it just goes twice as a long? Man I wish they'd promote that more. That's kinda cool

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  173. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 26, 2013 at 8:03 PM

    http://i40.tinypic.com/21r1ad.jpg

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  174. This is going to be a painful match isn't it.

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  175. Ooooo I didn't think of the TNA/UK thing. That is a pretty solid strategy

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  176. They air over two weeks, it's basically just a "titled" Impact.

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  177. They do it in place of PPV's

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  178. Yeah I was taking a little peek and thought the same thing

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