Undertaker Update
As of now, the plans are still for the Undertaker to wrestle Brock Lesnar at WrestleMania, with a detailed plan in place that will lead to the match starting at the Royal Rumble. However, there is talk that Lesnar's style is too physical for the Undertaker, who is really hurting right now. Because of that, there is talk that Sheamus might be his opponent at Mania and Undertaker himself as suggested Daniel Bryan as a possible opponent. There is also another concern about a Lesnar vs. Undertaker match as for the past several years, the Undertaker, in private, has secretly worked out and practiced his WrestleMania matches with his opponents and there is a question as to whether or not Lesnar would be willing to put in that much effort preparing for the match.
Credit Dave Meltzer, Wrestling Observer Newsletter
Kurt Angle Update
Angle's contract with TNA is set to expire this Summer.
http://leeinks.weei.com/sports/2014/01/02/pro-wrestler-kurt-angle-keeps-life-moving-in-right-direction#.UsXQcueqBhk.email
Ultimate Warrior Having Involvement at WrestleMania?
It is expected that the Ultimate Warrior will be involved at WrestleMania in some aspect, most likely by getting selected for the Hall of Fame.
Credit Dave Meltzer, Wrestling Observer Newsletter
American Wolves Update
The Wolves (Davey Richards & Eddie Edwards) will not be offered a contract from the WWE. They were originally going to be at NXT on a short-term deal but HHH made the decision to not bring them back after their first television taping. Apparently, despite several people going to bat for the Wolves, HHH felt that the company already had numerous smaller guys that could go in the ring and are looking more towards trying to find bigger guys who could possibly headline WrestleMania five years down the road. There also was a story from their first match, when Richards landed on his head after a miscommunication on the behalf of Viktor of the Asencion, that the ref told them to go to the finish, under the orders from HHH, and that they waited a while before ending the match, presumably angering HHH.
Credit Dave Meltzer, Wrestling Observer Newsletter
WWE.com Posts Photo Gallery Featuring Every Diva Who Has Ever Worked For the WWE
http://www.wwe.com/inside/wwe-divas/every-diva-ever-photos
As of now, the plans are still for the Undertaker to wrestle Brock Lesnar at WrestleMania, with a detailed plan in place that will lead to the match starting at the Royal Rumble. However, there is talk that Lesnar's style is too physical for the Undertaker, who is really hurting right now. Because of that, there is talk that Sheamus might be his opponent at Mania and Undertaker himself as suggested Daniel Bryan as a possible opponent. There is also another concern about a Lesnar vs. Undertaker match as for the past several years, the Undertaker, in private, has secretly worked out and practiced his WrestleMania matches with his opponents and there is a question as to whether or not Lesnar would be willing to put in that much effort preparing for the match.
Credit Dave Meltzer, Wrestling Observer Newsletter
Kurt Angle Update
Angle's contract with TNA is set to expire this Summer.
http://leeinks.weei.com/sports/2014/01/02/pro-wrestler-kurt-angle-keeps-life-moving-in-right-direction#.UsXQcueqBhk.email
Ultimate Warrior Having Involvement at WrestleMania?
It is expected that the Ultimate Warrior will be involved at WrestleMania in some aspect, most likely by getting selected for the Hall of Fame.
Credit Dave Meltzer, Wrestling Observer Newsletter
American Wolves Update
The Wolves (Davey Richards & Eddie Edwards) will not be offered a contract from the WWE. They were originally going to be at NXT on a short-term deal but HHH made the decision to not bring them back after their first television taping. Apparently, despite several people going to bat for the Wolves, HHH felt that the company already had numerous smaller guys that could go in the ring and are looking more towards trying to find bigger guys who could possibly headline WrestleMania five years down the road. There also was a story from their first match, when Richards landed on his head after a miscommunication on the behalf of Viktor of the Asencion, that the ref told them to go to the finish, under the orders from HHH, and that they waited a while before ending the match, presumably angering HHH.
Credit Dave Meltzer, Wrestling Observer Newsletter
WWE.com Posts Photo Gallery Featuring Every Diva Who Has Ever Worked For the WWE
http://www.wwe.com/inside/wwe-divas/every-diva-ever-photos
lol'd at: "Apparently, despite several people going to bat for the Wolves, HHH felt that the company already had numerous smaller guys that could go in the ring and are looking more towards trying to find bigger guys who could possibly headline WrestleMania five years down the road."
ReplyDeleteBecause smaller guys like CM Punk and Daniel Bryan are clearly not capable of headlining WrestleManias. I'm not really defending the American Wolves because I don't like Davey Richards' style and don't find Eddie Edwards much better, but charisma almost always supersedes size.
OMG they only like big guys, HHH IS EEEVVILLL!!! Let's all hiss at him!! (This feels more like propaganda pieces than news reports at this point). I really just read them to mock them now.
ReplyDeleteNow it sounds like Bryan fans are worried about Bryan going into WM vs. Taker as a heel, but a face-face program can still be done. After Bryan turns on the Wyatts, he'll admit that while Bray was right about "the machine" being against him, he realizes that the only way he'll get the respect he deserves is if he does something major -- something like breaking Undertaker's streak. He'll challenge Taker, and Taker will accept because he respects Bryan's ability and wants to test himself against the Superstar of the Year. Nobody has to act like a heel; it's just one guy trying to prove himself vs. one guy with a legacy on the line.
ReplyDeleteI'd fully support that build up. I have a hard time accepting the idea he's going into WM as a heel
ReplyDeleteThis Wolves snub makes little sense to me if Trips wants to revitalize tag team wrestling. You could build the division around these guys.
ReplyDeleteWarriors HOF speech is going to be great.
ReplyDeleteTwo vanilla midgets that can't talk? Good luck.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely, though it might not be that crazy. I saw a video of him around last year's WM, where he gave Vince tons of respect for making Mania such a huge event. (And I'm guessing this was before the hatched was buried). I don't think Warrior is as crazy as most people think.
ReplyDeletei thought taker was tough as nails....
ReplyDeleteI always figured that Nailz was more of a blowhard than a legit tough guy.
ReplyDeleteMy takeaways from the Diva gallery.
ReplyDeleteDebra never was an attractive woman.
Fake tits are still fairly obvious, and unattractive in most cases.
If it could be organised, I'd bring in Shelley and Sabin. I thought years ago that they could be built like an Edhe & Christian style team. They have a good luck, decent personalities and are great in-ring. If you want to build a tag division, they seem like a total cant-miss prospect to me.
ReplyDeleteYeah, the guy who rambles endlessly and says "you can't make the world work by queering" is not crazy at all.
ReplyDeleteI am in awe of your rebelliousness.
ReplyDeleteYou know what the whole problem with the Undertaker matches are? HE'S TOO OLD TO WRESTLE! Shit, they've gone through 50 rumored opponents of his and if he really needs time to plan out matches with his opponents, don't have him wrestle.
ReplyDeleteRichards isnt talented enough for the WWE to tolerate his bullshit.
ReplyDeleteEdwards is good though, although he wouldnt be any more over than Tyson Kidd or any other guy like that on the roster.
Surely he'd go off the rails with DESTRUCITY?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteI think this reads as HHH bringing them in to appease those who made the recommendation then finding out that he just doesn't want to bother with these guys at all and gave them the ax.
ReplyDeleteThey do have guys like Kidd and Gabriel, who barely wrestle, and they have Zayn, Neville, Kalisto, and Crowe in developmental already so Richards and Edwards would have just been lost in the shuffle anyway.
Why doesn't Undertaker want to wrestle Cena? That is easily the biggest match he can do. Does he like throwing away money?
ReplyDeleteI'd say there is about a 10% chance that the WWE brings Angle back when his TNA deal expires. He is a big risk at this point.
ReplyDeleteExactly. I like Edwards, quite a bit actually, but I don't think either of them bring anything new to the table. As you mentioned they have guys like that in NXT already and guys like Kidd who rarely gets on tv.
ReplyDeleteMan, if HHH thinks he's getting one over by trolling 1997-98 RSPW, he's going to be really mad in 5 years when people start hating on HHH being handed the Big Gold Belt by Uncle Eric
ReplyDeleteYep, I just like the added part of "HHH would rather look for big guys to main event WM". Cue meltdown!
ReplyDeleteMaybe Taker thinks that Cena is kind of a douche?
ReplyDeleteJeff and Matt Hardy say hello.
ReplyDelete(Matt Hardy also says *munch munch*)
Size-wise, Shelley & Sabin make Edge & Christian look like The Powers of Pain. Not happening...
ReplyDeleteWell I know it's not a unanimous opinion, but in my book, he's reached 4 stars or higher for 7 WM's in a row. So I'm definitely fine with him doing his once a year appearance.
ReplyDeleteJeff Hardy is six inches taller than Davey Richards.
ReplyDeleteI guess I'd never noticed due to everyone in TNA being small, but still, it's insane isn't it? CM Punk and Daniel Bryan are two of the most over three guys in the company. Now, Sabin and Shelley aren't as charismatic as them, but the point stands: time after time it's been proven that character and talent surpasses size. It's staggering that Vince and co. don't see that. Do they just put tapes of Vladimir Zozlov vs. Mason Ryan on Vince's screen whenever small guys are actually on Raw and tell him "Yeah, the crowd loves them!"
ReplyDeleteLook at Hardy in TNA, he is taller than 85% of the roster .
ReplyDeleteAnd Matt is five inches taller. Also, and this is key. The Hardyz, E&C and the Dudleys got over because of the Extreme Rules stuff. Constant putting people through tables, Constant crazy spots off of ladders. Also, Jeff and Edge were quite irresistible to the ladies
ReplyDeleteWWE doesn't let anyone come close to what they were doing anymore. and the wolves aren't so super sexay
Women will like what WWE tell them to like.
ReplyDeleteIt's not just that the roster in TNA is smaller...the ring and the arenas are smaller, too. It all makes a difference from an optics standpoint.
ReplyDeleteAlso, to be fair, it's not like Kozlov and Ryan are/were main event-level talents. I know Vince loves pushing guys like Ryback, but I think time has shown that only TALENTED big guys STAY in the main event (Brock, Batista, etc.). The bigger guy is always going to get the shot first, but, long-term, the cream truly does rise to the top.
Edwards is billed at 6 foot, so that helps him over Tyson Kidd with management.
ReplyDeleteI'm still shocked that Kozlov got a 100% clean pin over the Undertaker on a random SmackDown. One of the biggest "WTF?" moments ever.
ReplyDeletechicks dig cauliflower ear
ReplyDeletelol i was obv being fecitious (sp?) bout taker at his age, but cant forget bout good ol nailz. wasnt his story bossman put him in the joint and he was out for revenge?
ReplyDeleteid love to see kurt make one last wwe run. plus tna has talent ready to take over for him in the case of norv fernum!
ReplyDeleteChrist, how hard is Wrestlemania to book at this point? Cena/Taker, Batista/Lesnar (for the belt), and Bryan/H. You can do whatever you want with the rest of the show at that point.
ReplyDeleteumm how many times did he wrestle shawn michaels??
ReplyDeleteMy girl likes Seth Rollins. She likes the more acrobatic, lucha style too. She loves the Mexican wrestlers because of all the flips. Shrugs. I can't fault her for liking Rollins.
ReplyDeleteUndertaker Update:
ReplyDelete"Right now the plan is still for him to Wrestle Brock Lesnar... except that might not be the plan at all. We are going to report every possible scenario so we can't possibly be wrong because we were brought up in the "Self Esteem" generation and our egos are to fragile to handle failure of any kind."
FTFY
Fox News? Who watches that crap?
ReplyDeleteDave Meltzer? What? What'd he say?
You are quickly ascending the BoD troll rankings. You've got potential kid!
ReplyDeleteMolly
ReplyDeleteGail
Trish (NOT Original "Hide Angle's Medal in Cleavage" version, I approve.)
Mickie
Maria
AJ
Stacy
Elizabeth
Sunny (in all honesty, that picture is unkind to her.)
Stephanie
Victoria
Aksana
Renee
Dawn
Kat
Brooke (TNA's done a LOT for her. And we appreciate it.)
Natalya
Beth
Kaitlyn
Ivory
Everyone else: not gonna rank them ALL, for christ sake. Closest to Top 20 were Candice, Christy (another TNA "improvement"), Mae (HOLY SHIT), Serena, Summer.
Bull
Bertha
imaginary ugly divas
Heidi Lee
Nicole Bass
Moolah
He's right though.
ReplyDeleteI have a hard time believing he is going in to Wrestlemania against the Undertaker.
ReplyDeleteAnyone else catch meltzer saying total divas costs 400k per episode? I don't think Vince can afford to shell that out on the network, that show will have to stay on E!
ReplyDeleteAs it should be
ReplyDeletehttp://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/002/244/784/tumblr_lgqarsCiY31qbohddo1_400_display_image.jpg?1337630166
ReplyDeleteDESTRUCITY THE QUEERS WHO HAVE BEEN QUEERING!
ReplyDeleteHas nothing to do with trolling. You have to admit that Meltzer has *REALLY* jumped the shark in the past year. Impossible to take him seriously anymore.
ReplyDeleteHe should be called Dave Fuckface.
ReplyDeleteWithout a doubt. You'll see me mocking him upthread a little. I meant the way you were mocking everyone's reaction was trolling.
ReplyDeleteWell... only the ones who still take each and every word from him as gospel. I do find a bit of humor in that to be honest.
ReplyDeleteSorry Lita... I always considered you overrated.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you call it when Mark Calloway drives erratically and dangerously?
ReplyDeleteThe Overtaker.
What does Mark Calloway say when he wants to take a submarine ride?
ReplyDeleteTakerunder.
SINNER! BLASPHEMER!
ReplyDeleteLess than 10%. There's not much money in an Angle return, he's still a huge risk with the injuries/pills/alcohol and I doubt he could pass a physical anyway.
ReplyDeleteI never got the Lita love either. I think it's just that she could do a moonsault.
ReplyDeleteBecause either Cena ends the streak or Cena jobs. It's a no win situation in Vince's eyes.
ReplyDeleteWhat is Mark Calloway called when people go to him for therapy?
ReplyDeleteThe Understander.
What about her Big Tit Whore Phase of 2005-6?
ReplyDeleteI really hope that's not the way he sees it. Because a record breaking buyrate should definitely be seen as a "Win".
ReplyDeleteThe only thing I can think of is that Taker has given them a guarantee of say 3 or whatever more WMs and they have some grand story arch planned involving the 2 of them. Involving perhaps Cena being Takers last match, a Cena heel turn I'm a few years, or whatever.
ReplyDeleteWhat is Mark Calloway called when you want to make a bet on how many people make this joke?
ReplyDeleteThe Overunder.
I disagree. I think its more like 99% he comes back
ReplyDeleteProbably wants the hottest crowd possible.
ReplyDeleteA few months ago alot more people were saying "only do Taker/Cena if it involves a Cena heel turn." No, how about doing it to break all the buyrate records and to give WM the biggest match up they can possibly put on.
ReplyDeleteCurious if the downvoters are Debra defenders or implant defenders? Either way, you and I are very different people, downvoters.
ReplyDeleteSeems like an odd profession for a homophobe
ReplyDeleteIf Sheamus gets the Undertaker, I demand Sheamus do the opening promo on RAW the next night. Sweet, glorious music that would be.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you call Mark Calloway when he's doing subtraction?
ReplyDeleteThe numbertaker
That was glorious. She looked like she could unscrew your dick and you'd love every minute of it.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you call Mark Calloway when there's too much sediment and pulp at the bottom of his orange juice?
ReplyDeleteThe Undershaker.
http://31.media.tumblr.com/d6a3a51fc5039f2ff53117fca4aae35b/tumblr_mxvr1aTe091rhxfs4o1_400.jpg
ReplyDeleteWhat was Mark Calloway called when he converted to Judaism?
ReplyDeleteThe Undertipper.
What do you call Mark Calloway when hes examining the risks of a loan?
ReplyDeleteThe Underwriter
Makes sense to me!!! Hogan/Andre didn't need some sort of heel turn or title change to make it worthwhile!
ReplyDeleteSettle down Francis. Just because Meltzer has no clue what the card is going to be at WM doesn't mean that Vince & co. have no clue.
ReplyDeleteAlthough come to think of it..
Mark Calloway goes swimming.
ReplyDeleteUnderlaker.
What would you call mark calloway if he was a little kid that liked getting molested?
ReplyDeleteThe slumberfaker
It's going to take a lot more than Cena/Taker for a 'record breaking buyrate'.
ReplyDeleteI see it as the Hogan/Andre of this generation, so... I think it would be more than enough.
ReplyDeleteYou win
ReplyDeleteWhat was Mark Calloway called when he was arrested for kidnapping a Schnitzel chef?
ReplyDeleteThe Crumbertaker.
My boss closed my office today because of the snow, so I have a three day weekend (or, I can spend the day working from home, but I think we all know that's not happening).
ReplyDeleteSo, how true do we think the rumors are of Taker wanting a match with Daniel Bryan at WrestleMania? It sounds like a much more intriguing match than Taker-Lesnar.
Maybe I should find some American Wolves matches on YouTube while I have nothing better to do today.
A gay Mark Calloway....
ReplyDeleteThe AnalTaker
I thought that was JBL's nickname?
ReplyDeleteUm, there was a pretty big heel turn to set that match up.
ReplyDeleteMark Calloway is known for his baking of sweet treats, but only in warm climates. He's known as
ReplyDeleteThe Summercaker.
"needs time to plan out matches" and "prefers to plan out matches" are not the same thing. He wrestles one match a year on the biggest stage - he wants to make sure it''s memorable.
ReplyDeleteRandy Savage planned out his matches with Steamboat and Flair well in advance. I'm pretty sure he wasn't too old to wrestle at the time.
I think he's trying to be sarcastic.
ReplyDeleteI have to agree. I never understood the appeal of her, especially with so many other much more attractive women on the roster.
ReplyDeleteSo agree on Debra. She always kinda reminded me of one of those trashy strippers
ReplyDeleteI haven't had enough coffee.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you call mark calloway when he has gay sex with an eskimo?
ReplyDeleteThe cum-brrrrr-taker
#tsstss
Sorry, I realized that after I typed it. I screwed up. :)
ReplyDeleteMark Calloway is known for his black humour.
ReplyDeleteThe Bummerjaper
undertaker what does he not take enough for himself
ReplyDeleteyour turn jobs
What do you call Mark Calloway when he's a distracted lumberjack.
ReplyDeleteThe UnderTIMBER!
We're all going to feel really silly when Meltzer is right about EVERYTHING - Cena will have a match against the Wyatts AND the Real Americans while facing/teaming with Hulk Hogan in the main event/midcard match. Also, the Undertaker-Lesnar-Bryan-Kane-Batista matches that could happen.
ReplyDeleteBray Wyatt with another vague tweet: https://twitter.com/WWEBrayWyatt
ReplyDelete"
He Has A Home
He Has A Home
He Has A Home
He Has A Home
He Has A Home
He Has A Home
He Has A Home
He Has A Home
He Has A Home
#RUN
"
Weird
Goddamn it Mark, stop tailgating you motherfucker!
ReplyDeleteThe Underbraker
Vague or shitty?
ReplyDeleteLOL 'Mania is just a card of every match Meltzer has reported as possible... Vince then comes out peels off his face to reveal Meltzer "IT WAS ME IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!!!"
ReplyDeleteMark calloway killing a down syndrome baby...
ReplyDeleteThe BlunderShaker
Mark Calloway is widely regarded as the greatest Boy Band agent of all time.
ReplyDeleteBoy WonderMaker
Calloway??? Tss what is he a 5 wood or sumptin'
ReplyDeleteI don't see where you're getting that. All the article said as that Taker suggested Bryan. The most likely scenario is that Vince already has different plans for Cena, making him unavailable for Undertaker to wrestle.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Undertaker gets a lot of of input in who he wrestles at Wrestlemania and has 'veto' power to some extent. That doesn't mean he gets to decide the entire Wrestlemania card or that title matches get rearranged just to satisfy him.
The Ondertecker has ottmeal in his socks
ReplyDeleteAPRIL FAAAHLS
What if mark calloway was a quarterback for FSU?
ReplyDeleteSome-girl-raper
Judge it as you will. I'm still getting a kick out of all the speculation around this angle.
ReplyDeleteWhat if he like young girls...
ReplyDeleteThe Cherrytaker
Mark Calloway sharing his dessert with you.
ReplyDeleteThe Sundercaker.
How great would it be for TNA to put the belt on Angle 2 weeks before his contract expired and try to build interest by saying his contract had expired and he was wrestling all over the world in various promotions. The chances of this happening are no less than 50/50.
ReplyDeleteI think there's a 95 percent chance that Angle gets the belt within the last month of his contract expiring.
ReplyDeleteYou are very good at this.
ReplyDeleteMark Calloway is smarter than we thought!
ReplyDeleteThe DumberFaker
You dont think Cena/Taker at the top, and then some combination of HHH/Punk, Batista/Lesnar, and Orton/Bryan (all these are just off the top of my head) does 1.2 or more?
ReplyDeleteSocial media use is evvvvviiiiiillllllll
ReplyDeleteAnd it was pretty much just off of a powerslam. Taker went for Old School and Kozlov caught him with a slam and pinned him.
ReplyDeleteCan it be both?
ReplyDeleteToo bad king Curtis didn't have a twitter account.
ReplyDeleteMark Calloway as a viking with a heart of gold:
ReplyDeleteThe Plunderfaker.
What do you call Mark Calloway when he steals your pension? The Fundertaker.
ReplyDeleteJoke's over guys. It ended about 30 minutes, and 18 replies ago.
ReplyDeleteTaker vs Bryan would be fantastic..... Bryan's suicide dive to the outside, caught around the throat by Taker. Bryan's running knee? Oh wait Taker caught you and has you up for the last ride. Taker thinks hells gate is applied, nope that is Bryan pulling him into the YES Lock! Ahhh so much fun.
ReplyDeleteI think Mondays explanation is going to tell us a lot about whether this is a long term heel turn. If Bryan starts heeling on the fans ("I busted my ass for you and it got me nowhere. Your yes chants ruined my life!") and putting down the yes chants, then it's a heel turn.
ReplyDeleteYES I WANT THIS MATCH NOW.
ReplyDeleteI always thought the same of Sable in 97-98 when everyone was drooling over her. I actually found her so much hotter during her 2003 run.
ReplyDeleteWhat's the speculation? I feel like I'm missing something.
ReplyDeleteYES. I can't explain it, maybe it's because i'm into Cougars, but... 2003 Sable > 1998 Sable.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you call Mark Calloway when he refuses to wear a condom?
ReplyDeleteThe babymaker
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/479/391/686.gif
ReplyDeletelol, I sure rubbed people the wrong way there. :)
ReplyDeletePossibly. But all of that falls under 'more than Cena/Taker'.
ReplyDeleteBut I don't have quite the hard-on for a Cena/Taker match as some of you do.
That's way too shoe horned. Doesn't sound anything like undertaker
ReplyDeleteYes.
ReplyDeleteJerk off, not jerk on.
ReplyDeleteYup. And above all, I agree there's barely any money in it. Angle's at RVD/Jericho level in terms of stardom, if that. He's not Rock/Lesnar/Batista. Where's the money in a mid level star with 7 years of TNA stink on him?
ReplyDeleteWill Del Rio come out 5 seconds later?
ReplyDeleteOh gross, Mark Calloway lets his jizz dry on his belly
ReplyDeleteThe CummerScraper
What do you call Vince Jordan's posts on the BOD?
ReplyDeleteSort of dickish.
Sable was someone that I looked and said "I can see why some people would be attracted to her" but she just didn't do much for me. She physically hit all the marks that people find attractive, and that I often find attractive - but I felt nothing. I think it's because she not only looked like a Barbie doll come to life, but she also had the personality of a Barbie doll. But I could at least see why some people dug her.
ReplyDeleteDebra was just someone and said - 'she's just not very attractive' and I just never go the appeal at all.
It's the whole "vagina" thing
ReplyDelete;)
Still doesn't sound like undertaker
ReplyDeleteAn indecisive mark calloway on his wm 30 opponent...
ReplyDeletewm30match flaker
So Mark, what's with the curtains that has pictures of lightning on them?
ReplyDeleteThunderDraper
What do you call WWE that brings in new talent but uses them to lose to the old guard?
ReplyDeleteThe jobbermaker
Mark Calloway if he joined the Religious Society of Friends:
ReplyDeleteThe Underquaker.
I cant even see his body holding up until his contract expires
ReplyDeleteMark Calloway doesn't mind scratching his cat's belly. Why, it's
ReplyDeleteFuntaraker
Fair enough. As you probably figured out by my obsession with it, it gets me quite erect
ReplyDeleteMark Callowy if he was an unsatisfied woman...
ReplyDeleteThe OrgasmFaker
I think the fans on this site are more pessimistic about the Bryan/Wyatt angle than most. A strikingly large majority of others I've either talked to in real life or whose opinions I've read on other sites are intrigued by the angle from Monday night and excited to see where it goes next week.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I mean I know that it would be a pretty good match, and Cena is the one guy on the roster who you might have a question about 'will he end the streak'. Which may speak more to how overprotected Cena is more than anything else.
ReplyDeleteBut I'm just sick of Cena and his character. Until they find a way to freshen up his shtick (which can be a heel turn but doesn't have to be one) or put him in more compelling situations, I just find myself not caring about anything he's involved in.
There are even some of us on this site that are optimistic about the Bryan/Wyatts angle. I'm actually looking forward to it.
ReplyDeleteThe difference is Taker needs to plan them out to hide what he is physically incapable of doing now. Not because he wants perfection.
ReplyDeleteThing is, its getting harder and harder for him to have matches that are more than smoke and mirrors to get a good match. HBK matches were classic and I wish those were the last matches of his career. Punk match was fine, but there isn't a lot more Taker can do to have a good match given his age/injuries
ReplyDeleteYep. The speculation is actually very simple. Is he really "All In" with the Wyatts? Or is he setting them up? If he is truly a member, is there a chance the fans can change his mind, or is it too late? Etc etc.
ReplyDelete"Rock/Lesnar/Batista" one of these things is not like the other.
ReplyDelete"SULLIIVVANN!!! MY SSOONNN... PM me when you get this. #EndHulkamania
ReplyDeleteMeh, I'll keep giving him the benefit of the doubt until the quality of his matches goes way down. Taker's great at telling a story in the ring, even if he's not at 100%.
ReplyDeleteBut we know that day is coming, why do we want to keep running Undertaker out in a 20 minute match only to have it stink up the place? I'd rather him go out on a good match instead of a WM stinker that is his last match.
ReplyDeleteOn the wolves, I kinda wish the 'E would do this more- if you're not going to use them, don't bother signing them. Edwards can make more cash in the indies than in developmental hell, same for davey if he weren't such an advocate of lighting bridges on fire. I'd rather they actually get into the big time to make some more serious cash, but this is better than just hanging out with El Generico in Florida.
ReplyDeleteBrock really doesn't care anymore, if he isn't willing to practice with Taker.
ReplyDeleteThanks Mr. Satan, everybody, for making this a fun morning with all of the Undertaker jokes.
ReplyDeleteI don`t think that Brock's ever really cared.
ReplyDeletethat sound you just heard was scott moaning during his massive orgasm over this news:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.411mania.com/wrestling/news/308736/Could-the-Dwayne-%5C%27The-Rock-Johnson-be-The-Next-Green-Lantern?.htm
According to Pwinsider.com, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson has teases a project with DC Comics and Warner Bros. The big rumors is that he has had discussions with Warner Bros. to play the role of Green Lantern John Stewart, a member of the Green Lantern Corps and the Justice League of America.
There has been no confirmation at this time, but there has been rumors of both a Green Lantern reboot and the possibility of Lantern being used in the Batman vs. Superman film. Both times, the John Stewart version of the Green Lantern has been rumored.
1st look at guardians of the galaxy:
ReplyDeletehttp://insidemovies.ew.com/2014/01/02/marvel-unveils-its-guardians-of-the-galaxy-photo/?hpt=hp_t3
LOL Taker too much of an old bitch to handle Brock. Just have him show
ReplyDeleteup in a wheelchair and Brock can throw him down the steps.
you posted the exact same thing word for word in another thread
ReplyDeleteWrong. I did it in two other threads.
ReplyDeletewwe lists every diva ever. let the "who?!" onslaught begin
ReplyDeletehttp://www.wwe.com/inside/wwe-divas/every-diva-ever-photos
The Rock has now been tied to Black Adam and Green Lantern John Stewart. Here's hoping for Blue Beetle and Red Tornado, too.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure how I feel about that casting, so long as they don't figure that he should be turned into Doomsday.
BARBARA BUSH! Man, there's someone that no one ever talks about
ReplyDeleteI don't see what match they could have for Cena that's bigger than Cena vs Undertaker. Cena vs Undertaker would easily bring in the highest buyrate out of any of the matches WWE could do with their current roster. That is, unless they can somehow pull off Cena vs Hogan, which is very doubtful. Undertaker probably doesn't have much longer he can wrestle, so I'm kind of shocked they don't want to cash out on Undertaker vs Cena now while they still can.
ReplyDeletethey had armageddon '99 on 24/7 last month, and she was one of the participants in whatever "pool full of something" match they had. i checked to see how they handled miss kitty's itty bitty shitty titties, and they blurred them. but back when it happened, to borrow from beavis: "bare boobs on tv!!!"
ReplyDeleteI was there at that event. I was about 9 I think? And I went with my parents.
ReplyDeleteThey saw Miss Kitty flash, in fact, we were right in front of it.
They loved it.
It doesn't matter what shape he is in. If Vince can make money off him Angle will be back. Vince would sign anyone he can if there is money to be made. I can see Jeff Hardy back one day as well. Vince doesn't care about the wrestlers, just the all might dollar.
ReplyDeleteUm... yeah, that was the last part of the news. Already had a good "Is Debra really hot?" debate below... Answer is NO.
ReplyDeletewhat, i'm supposed to read ALL of the news post?
ReplyDeletebut DEM LEGS
ReplyDeleteIt helps...
ReplyDelete'What about her Big Tit Whore Phase of her entire career?'
ReplyDeleteftfy
don't bee reedeekulos
ReplyDeleteFacetious, but I get what you meant.
ReplyDeleteLooks like Angle has changed his tune - can't wait to see him back in WWE in some capacity.
ReplyDeleteCena has no problem with jobbing. and the WWE has no problem in letting Cena do the job against huge stars (or guys they think will be huge stars).
ReplyDeleteStyles, Sting, Hardy, Jarrett, Angle all could be gone by the end of 2014 from TNA. Wow.
ReplyDeletejust a bad: Taker getting pinned by Khali with one foot on his chest. wtf?!
ReplyDeleteI can't imagine Undertaker being unable to call it in the ring. It just doesn't add up.
ReplyDeleteHe released the guy because he was high risk. I don't find it hard to believe that he wouldn't hire him back, considering his current condition and arrest record.
ReplyDeleteSo far we've seen plans for Lesnar/Taker, Bryan/Taker and Sheamus/Taker. Of those three, I'd rather see Bryan vs. Taker because I think it would produce the best match. Lesnar should wrestle someone he hasn't before like Batista heck or even challenge Orton for the WWE title.
ReplyDeleteUnderweartaker.
ReplyDeleteAngle left on bad terms and has substance abuse issues. Plus, he is 45 and in bad shape physically. Most of all, there isnt much money to made with Angle
ReplyDeleteIf they promote giving Warrior a live mic at Mania with Hogan also appearing, I'd buy the PPV.
ReplyDeleteI agree with all that. I just am disagreeing with the way you suggested that it's Undertaker alone who is preventing it.
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